A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You add the Hashtags yourself, so that it contributes to trending topics. For example, a lot of #GoT are being used. Hashtags are part of your 140 character Tweet.

[Wolfshade]

Too many tweets makes a tw...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/38364351.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My feels.

[DrLove42]

I heard he'd told people that for everyone who asks him when the next book is out, he'll kill another Stark

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well, that's the Starks all dead then...

Wow, you guys really should see the drama on my Facebook. Jesus.

[Wolfshade]

Well, that's the Starks all dead then...

Wow, you guys really should see the drama on my Facebook, Jesus.

http://i.qkme.me/35lkmg.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

I heard he'd told people that for everyone who asks him when the next book is out, he'll kill another Stark
Maybe he means minor relatives?
oh well...



Wow, you guys really should see the drama on my Facebook. Jesus.

It's in my newsfeed... O_O

[Wolfshade]

Maybe he means minor relatives?
oh well...



It's in my newsfeed... O_O

I've seen worse, I girl I know commented that they should teach creationism in science, I made the mistake of saying "Yeah and they should teach French in PE", it then spiralled out of control and I've not spoken with that girl or the rest of her family for almost two years now.

[Psychosplodge]

I once got into an argument with some bird that thought Wales was a country and not just a part of England on a friends newsfeed and it went to about eighty posts :D

http://i40.tinypic.com/2who29t.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Congrats Pony Boy, now how many of those posts involved ponies?

[Psychosplodge]

At an estimate based entirely on picking a random number out of thin air approximately 2K.
Feel free to collate it if you have a slow afternoon.

Does that mean I've found an image hosting site that you can see?

[Wolfshade]

Who knows.

Spoilers:
http://www.mrmovie-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spoilers-image.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I have ended it with a statement from Tywin Lannister: "A lion does not concern itself with the opinions of a sheep"

[Wolfshade]

What happens if they are Zombie Sheep, like in Black Sheep (truely awful film)

[Psychosplodge]

Zombie lions?

[Wolfshade]

Zombie lions?

If zombie sheep be come carnivours, do zombie lions become herbivores?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3h3vQtVx1rwlw84o1_250.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

I'm happy not knowing the answer.

Does a vegetarian that becomes a zombie still crave brains?

[Wolfshade]

http://tinyzoo.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Lion

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121016233247/tinyzoo/images/f/f6/Zombie_lion_modal.png

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Banana.

[Psychosplodge]

Look what came!
That's how to be cheered up after another crap day at work :D
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ff534287038764028a65681df3a5ab2/tumblr_mo6s4rbVA61rby7x1o1_500.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Phrasing.

Deadlift send you those?

[eldargal]

Just realised the two pints of home made mead I jut drank was the really high alcohol content stuff, not the regular stuff.

#ohfudge

[Mr Mystery]

You drunken slattern!

Me, I just watched The Last Starfighter... Haven't seen it in at least 10 years, and it's still well, well good!

[Gotthammer]

Spoilers:

Gah, I know a guy with that shirt and it always makes me angry 'cause Dil wasn't a man :/



Just realised the two pints of home made mead I jut drank was the really high alcohol content stuff, not the regular stuff.

#ohfudge

And here's me having to go to bed... well at least I've got some entertaining posts to look forward to in the morning :p

[eldargal]

Feeling unusually aggressive (which by my standards is really aggressive:rolleyes:), craving chicken livers and have a strange urge to listen to Rammstein. What the hell was in this mead?

[Kirsten]

what images that summons up...

[Gotthammer]

what images that summons up...



http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r314/Gotthammer/bloodrayne02.jpg

[Kirsten]

hehehehehe

mmmm

[eldargal]

I like Kristanna Loken.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I like me.

[Gotthammer]

No disagreement from me!

Now actually off to sleep, gotta be up early (up before noon! What's up with that?!)

[Kirsten]

there's a before noon?

[Psychosplodge]

Phrasing.

Deadlift send you those?

lol, yes they're so adawbs aren't they?


http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r314/Gotthammer/bloodrayne02.jpg

Whats that from, shes kinda cute...


there's a before noon?

Yes it's my less productive part of the day

[eldargal]

It's from Bloodrayne, one of the worst films ever made.

[Psychosplodge]

bad good? or bad bad?

[Mr Mystery]

Uwe Boll.

I rest my case.

[eldargal]

Yep, Uwe Boll. Bad bad. Bad bad bad...

[Kirsten]

I liked Alone in the Dark and Farcry...

[Psychosplodge]

oh I see...
Really bad bad...

[eldargal]

I liked Alone in the Dark and Farcry...

Those I've not seen, I suppose he had to do something decent eventually

[Kirsten]

Facrcry is fun. nothing amazing, but a laugh. Alone in the Dark I actually thought was a pretty good film

[DrLove42]

Today is gonna be fun. Lab work, and trying to catch up on the hundreds of game trailers....


Also the first trailer for Hobbit 2 is supposed to be out today

[Psychosplodge]

But is he going to ruin the film and show the dragon?

[DrLove42]

Its out at 1PM Eastern Time. Which is about 6??? tonight in the real world

[Gotthammer]

I enjoyed Bloodrayne, hilariously stupid and over the top - and it's got Meatloaf in it!

I mean the singer, not the food. Though the food may also be present in some scenes, I wasn't paying that much attention.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Alone in the Dark is a good game.

[Kirsten]

hehehehe

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/webbrowsers_zps8b9bf625.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/webbrowsers_zps8b9bf625.jpg.html)

[Minibem]

Lol! Got to love IE.

I liked Alone in the Dark films but didn't realise that there was a farcry film?

Ohh does anyone know where I can get a copy of the original star ship troopers book? Have tried the local library but no go

[Psychosplodge]

http://media.tumblr.com/702b005ba206b592f85f1b0871fd27c2/tumblr_inline_mo7pfdCwe21qz4rgp.png

[Wolfshade]

Just got it, damn that took too long.

[Psychosplodge]

Just got what?

[Minibem]

I hate work PC's I can't see some of the photos, and I can't see yours splodge!

[Psychosplodge]

Don't worry it's just mean anyway...

[Wolfshade]

Just got what?

The joke in Ks pciture


I hate work PC's I can't see some of the photos, and I can't see yours splodge!

Mine are almost universally blocked, I tend to think of it as my 'splogy sainty filter.

Also could you be president of Iran? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-22846140

[Psychosplodge]

The joke in Ks pciture



Mine are almost universally blocked, I tend to think of it as my 'splogy sainty filter.


Ah.
Sanity is overrated. I used to be sane once. Didn't work out.

[Wolfshade]

Ah.
Sanity is overrated. I used to be sane once. Didn't work out.

Sigh

"Sanity is for the week."

[Minibem]

I worked out I could be president! That would be a "Fun" country to run.

Splodge I think that you should add that to your signature :)

[Kirsten]

but never the weekend

[eldargal]

I loled, though ironically mozilla has completely screwed up for me while IE is serviceable. Constant hang ups and freezes, had to switch to Chrome.

I'm a woman, so no being president of Iran for me. Not until my secret army of highly trained killer bullfrogs and female ninja clown assassins is up and running. Iran is an odd place, incredibly liberal towards women in some ways, incredibly harsh in others. Visited once and some daughters of Iranian friends of my fathers all had mini-skirts and such on under their more modest robe thingies (not burkas). Nose jobs are really big too.

[Kirsten]

Nose jobs are really big too.

drum roll

[Wolfshade]

but never the weekend

Exactly, for the cultist, it is just a day job.

Also http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22852371 EDL condems attacks on muslims.

I couldn't run the country, I do not change my views, unless they are updated via a firmware patch.

[Wolfshade]

I loled, though ironically mozilla has completely screwed up for me while IE is serviceable. Constant hang ups and freezes, had to switch to Chrome.

I'm a woman, so no being president of Iran for me. Not until my secret army of highly trained killer bullfrogs and female ninja clown assassins is up and running. Iran is an odd place, incredibly liberal towards women in some ways, incredibly harsh in others. Visited once and some daughters of Iranian friends of my fathers all had mini-skirts and such on under their more modest robe thingies (not burkas). Nose jobs are really big too.

You could always be re-assigned and join the privelleged.

[Psychosplodge]

I worked out I could be president! That would be a "Fun" country to run.

Splodge I think that you should add that to your signature :)

I'm surprised, I didn't think it'd fit...

I wasn't willing to give up the passport...

[Deadlift]

drum roll

Struggling to resist crude jokes.

[Psychosplodge]

I couldn't run the country, I do not change my views, unless they are updated via a firmware patch.

I think the human v1.1 only patched the eyelashes falling into eyes, and the memory issue with walking into rooms and forgetting why.

[Kirsten]

I am still waiting for them to fix biting your own tongue/cheek

[Psychosplodge]

found it
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b52fac33c60887cc3d6defa24fe29e3/tumblr_mlzmhm9X8N1so0sfmo1_500.png

So you're still running v1.0?

[Minibem]

Struggling to resist crude jokes.

Don't resist, crude jokes are the highest form of whit! :D

[Minibem]

found it
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b52fac33c60887cc3d6defa24fe29e3/tumblr_mlzmhm9X8N1so0sfmo1_500.png

So you're still running v1.0?

Definitely running v1.0 today

[DrLove42]

Some days i think i'm on 0.8....the battery life is a serious issue

[eldargal]

v1.5beta:p

[Wolfshade]

I've got a bit of a glitch. I seem to have a bit of a tea dependancy loop.

[Wolfshade]

"Human collective behavior can vary from calm to panicked depending on social context. Using videos
publicly available online, we study the highly energized collective motion of attendees at heavy metal
concerts. We find these extreme social gatherings generate similarly extreme behaviors: a disordered
gaslike state called a mosh pit and an ordered vortexlike state called a circle pit. Both phenomena are
reproduced in flocking simulations demonstrating that human collective behavior is consistent with the
predictions of simplified models."


http://cohengroup.ccmr.cornell.edu/D8422B06-F146-4008-A382-A53E744415E4/FinalDownload/DownloadId-034475E973E7241ED6B3CF52C85943C1/D8422B06-F146-4008-A382-A53E744415E4/userfiles/pubs/Silverberg-MoshPits.pdf

[Wolfshade]

Anger rising: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339340/Dont-cut-32-000-benefits-Unemployed-mother-seven-says-living-just-2-000-month-leave-family-homeless.html

[Kirsten]

£2,000 a month, how tragic for her...

[DrLove42]

Brum ,so nice cheap houses.

I live in Southampton, where I get a two bedroom flat for the same rent a month, and our combined monthly wages come to less than 2G

[Psychosplodge]

Anger rising: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339340/Dont-cut-32-000-benefits-Unemployed-mother-seven-says-living-just-2-000-month-leave-family-homeless.html

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[Wolfshade]

Prices in brum are variable, between £5,500 pcm and £50 pcm.

Erdington isn't a particularly nice place, don't get me wrong there are worse but I wouldn't live there.

[Psychosplodge]

The comments amuse me...


Doesn't look as though she (and her daughter) are starving, does it? Perhaps getting rid of the car,and trying being vertical instead of horizontal, would improve her health. Giving up the boyfriends (and, my God, they can't be too choosy!) might prevent her from producing any more little mouths for the rest of us to feed, clothe and provide with benefits for years to come.

[Kirsten]

so true as well

[Wolfshade]

The comments amuse me...

GoTSF said the exact same comment, quickly followed by, perhaps she should have thought about this before being so promiscuious.

Also, Mr Bache should be found and made to contribute.

[Kirsten]

personally I put on my best Phil Mitchell voice and said 'you slaaaaag'

one for the daily mail readers:
http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/f7af603365f86f037a22c15eddf7ff421659_zps869bee90.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/f7af603365f86f037a22c15eddf7ff421659_zps869bee90.j pg.html)

[Wolfshade]

one for the daily mail readers:
http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/f7af603365f86f037a22c15eddf7ff421659_zps869bee90.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/f7af603365f86f037a22c15eddf7ff421659_zps869bee90.j pg.html)

I almost spat tea at my monitor with that one...

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Mr Mystery]

Blech.

I pay £450 a month out my own sky rocket for a pokey one bedroom place.

Kids are young enough, so double up, fatty.

[Kirsten]

she will probably just have more kids instead to make up for it

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/CIA_zps81203968.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/CIA_zps81203968.jpg.html)

[Wolfshade]

What I don't get is these people who demand that we should pay for their children.
If we were underpopulated and had large over employments, then fine, pay for children. But let us be honest this planet is over populated, Britian doubly so , population of France , 1/3rd the size.

If I want seven dogs I have to pay for them, if I want 7 TVs I have to pay for them (both kinds ;)) I don't understand anymore.

[eldargal]

Scary 'cos it's true.:(

[Kirsten]

yeah, an american friend of mine was raging about the Snowden bloke and how he should be strung up etc. I pointed out I was rather more alarmed by what the leak showed, not the fact that he leaked stuff...

[eldargal]

Yup. Ironic really, they have guns to defend themselves against the guvmint but they are quite happy to let the guvmint spy on them and do whatever the hell they want in the name of 'security'. Ironic quote from American Founding Father:

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

[Wolfshade]

Looking through old documentation and discovered that the project that I am working along side should have been fully delievered in March. There are still four builds to go, each one more difficult than the last. Yay!

[Psychosplodge]

I set off this morning to find I was driving through them re-surfacing the road, that I was totally unaware they were about to do...

[DrLove42]

Euromillions rolled over last week

95 million to win tonight. That would end all my E3 "I can't afford these" problems.

[Wolfshade]

I set off this morning to find I was driving through them re-surfacing the road, that I was totally unaware they were about to do...

http://www.roadworks.org/

Not our company's website but a good source of local authority works

[Psychosplodge]

That would end all my E3 "I can't afford these" problems.

Know that feeling...


http://www.roadworks.org/

Not our company's website but a good source of local authority works

Seems overkill checking it every night though. A sign at the end of the road for a couple of days might have been helpful though...

It's accurate though, I'm impressed.

[Wolfshade]

Complain: https://service.sheffield.gov.uk/selfservice/Portal_Live.html

There are all sorts of legal requirements to do with signage for things like this and if you don't do it they'll never learn.

[Psychosplodge]

Think I will...

[Minibem]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/CIA_zps81203968.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/CIA_zps81203968.jpg.html)

Me likey!

[Psychosplodge]

Complain: https://service.sheffield.gov.uk/selfservice/Portal_Live.html

There are all sorts of legal requirements to do with signage for things like this and if you don't do it they'll never learn.

Click "report anonymous" select category, then it asks for street and house number, how is that anonymous? ffs...

Going back a page
http://25.media.tumblr.com/218274a23978068533be3a500339ea21/tumblr_mnveyzluuI1qks2j1o1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

This is how I complain:



Ten commandments for bureaucrat bashing

1. Never say anything clearly. When writing to jobsworths and timeservers, word your letter so that it could mean almost anything…or nothing.

2. Don’t be legible. Always write letters by hand, and make your verbose scrawl as impenetrable as possible.

3. Garble your opponent’s name. Misread the signature. If the correspondence is signed ‘M. Harris’, address your reply to ‘N. Hayes’ or ‘W. Hardy’. Don’t get too flippant though — the penpushers might lack a sense of humour, but if you write to ‘M. Hedgehog’, they will sense a legpull.

4. Give fake references. If you have a letter from the tax office, ref: EH/4/PNG/H8, mark your reply with some other code in the same format, such as DC/5/IMH/R9. This should ensure that the taxman wastes minutes, or hopefully hours, rooting for a file that doesn’t exist.

5. The same goes for dates. Get them slightly wrong, every time.

6. Follow up your fakes. Write to request a reply to letters that you haven’t sent, and include bogus reference numbers. This is a surefire timewaster and might even, if your Twitmarsh is of a sensitive disposition, reduce him to tears.

7. Never pay the right amount. Include a discrepancy in every envelope — never too much, but always more than a few pence. A sum between £1.20 and £2.80 is recommended. Then you can start an interminable correspondence to reclaim the overpayment (or dispute the underpayment).

8. When enclosing a cheque, staple it to the letter. With two staples. Or three. Right in the middle of the cheque. At the least, you’ll waste someone’s time — at best, you might wreck their computer.

9. As a point of honour, never give up on a correspondence before at least six pointless letters have been exchanged. Think big and aim for double figures.

10. If a postage-paid envelope is not supplied by your Twitmarsh, send off your reply without a stamp. The bureaucrats will have to pay much more at the other end.

[Mr Mystery]

I wouldn't do that meself...

Why sink to their level?

[Psychosplodge]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2d06cb08684f1595969c2ebaaefaa86/tumblr_mnk097raZ71qh0qluo1_r1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/94a17dd1edfc80addea4c569a0452c40/tumblr_mnk097raZ71qh0qluo2_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/07348274d222d5874bc8af18961cf82d/tumblr_mnk097raZ71qh0qluo3_500.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hahaha

[eldargal]

Someone's going to have to explain that to me.

[Psychosplodge]

The two on the left are Jay and Silent Bob.

[eldargal]

Right o.

[Psychosplodge]

You're not familiar with the amazing works that contain the life philosophers/prophets Jay and Silent Bob? O_O

[Mr Mystery]

I'll warn you now, whilst I do enjoy his films, Kevin Smith's works are overrated as a whole...

[Psychosplodge]

I'll warn you now, whilst I do enjoy his films, Kevin Smith's works are overrated as a whole...

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[eldargal]

Just got sent this, I loled. Perhaps a little NSFW:




http://nakedtuesday.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/web_15a9791.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Not sure I'd be comfortable standing that close naked to other men :eek:


Anyway apparently this is a thing...

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh


And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.


someone should totally just stab caesar

[Wolfshade]

Not sure I'd be comfortable standing that close naked to other men :eek:


Anyway apparently this is a thing...


You've never been in a rugby team...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ugh.

[Psychosplodge]

You've never been in a rugby team...

No I'm not comfortable with that much touching.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Listening to Pitbull. Why? I enjoy him in an ironic sense, he also reminds me of Brucie from GTA4.


Que no pare la fiesta! Don't stop the party! Dalllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

He also annoys someone who pisses me off, so everytime I see this person I listen to Pitbull. :p

[Wolfshade]

What is pitbull?

[eldargal]

http://www.tdgnews.it/en/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Pitbull.jpg

[Wolfshade]

an italian news channel?

[Wolfshade]

Well, in the house of lords vs. house of commons annaul tug-o-war competition, the commons won 2-1.
The commons weighed in a a ton with the lords 130kg less.

[Kirsten]

something like House of Lords vs Eric Pickles would probably be fairer...

[Wolfshade]

something like House of Lords vs Eric Pickles would probably be fairer...

One way to clear the top chamber...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What is pitbull?

A music artist.

[eldargal]

A music artist.
http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ganster-rapper-dog.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dc68784e9c6946ba3b67a930ddb74d4/tumblr_mo8q3hdxbW1rab50go8_500.png

Do you think it's that one from the jeans advert with flateric in?

[Godless Zealot]

After five very long weeks without the internet good to be back BoLS chums! Glad to see you all still up to no good! :)

[Gotthammer]

@ Psycho - I was thinking Sandstorm by Darude, and it turns out from googling the question I was right! :D

[Wolfshade]

I think the song is "Rock of ages"

[Kirsten]

@ Psycho - I was thinking Sandstorm by Darude, and it turns out from googling the question I was right! :D

like that song, never would have guessed from that though, good going.

[Gotthammer]

The bit she's "quoting" is from around the 1:15 mark onwards. Probably helped I was listening to it at work earlier.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

http://www.youngsyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pitbull-suit.jpg

[Wolfshade]

I think I now know why I've never heard of him, "rapper".

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

That'd only loosely apply to him...

[Psychosplodge]

@ Psycho - I was thinking Sandstorm by Darude, and it turns out from googling the question I was right! :D

Ah, you see that means nothing to me :D
I suppose actually listening to the genre helps...

[DrLove42]

Bad news to Mystery....Hashtags are coming to Facebook for real, not just people copying them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22882119

[Deadlift]

After five very long weeks without the internet good to be back BoLS chums! Glad to see you all still up to no good! :)

Welcome back.....to hell :)

[Deadlift]

http://www.youngsyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pitbull-suit.jpg

What a tit.

[Psychosplodge]

Bad news to Mystery....Hashtags are coming to Facebook for real, not just people copying them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22882119

As long as it stays in one column and not the abomination that was original timeline...

[Wolfshade]

What a tit.

Look at me, you have to take me serious, I am wearing a suit and shades, yes I know it is indoors and apparently dark but hey this is cool and original. Unfortunately whenever I see people in suits that colour I thnk of anglican priests.

[Psychosplodge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b3ad9adf0bfc288ba9f4b015fc0fa87/tumblr_mobkf21oGm1rls937o1_500.png
(http://rpg-posters.tumblr.com/post/52853007477/a-sadist-is-a-masochist-who-follows-the-golden#notes)



- A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule (do unto others as you would have them do unto you).

- If there is an afterlife, nothing we do on Earth matters. Our life is merely a phase of testing to determine where we spend our eternity.

- If there is no afterlife, nothing we do on Earth matters. Our achievements will eventually be forgotten, our cities and cultures crumble to dust, and even our progeny will cease to recall our lives.

- All sexual preferences are sub-categories of “If it’s hot, **** it” school of thought. Test it out: You’re a dude and you think women are hot? **** em! You’re a dude and you think other dudes are hot? **** em! You’re an intergalactic mushroom who has deep seated feelings of lust/love for your room-mate, who turns out to be an immortal cyborg from a rival race of aliens, who are also hellbent on plundering Earth’s resources? **** em, and then try and get a sitcom or a reality TV series started, cause that’s awesome.

- Lastly, if you rage whenever another race/army/faction/class gets a OP level buffing, try to recall that the people who play those races/armies/factions/classes rarely if ever get a say in what happens to their chosen r/a/f/c, and may often be quite upset to be hated on for no reason other then that they enjoy their r/a/f/c, and have done so since before the buffs. But if they act like twits about it (ex. ur just butthurt because u play bolter *****es, ****** hurr hurr hurr) you have my solemn blessing to light everything they love on fire.

[Wolfshade]

Worryingly I saw Golden Rule and though instead of the golden ratio.

The trouble with the golden rule is if you and the person you are recpricating with have different values.

Imagine that you love bacon, not a stretch.
Now I would love it if people give me bacon sandwiches and indeed it does happen from time to time.
So, by the golden ruloe I give a person a bacon sandwich as a good gesture. They then are deeply offended as they are jewish/muslim/veggiterian
So you have just broken the rule by trying to fulfil the rule.

[Psychosplodge]

hmm... intersting.
But you are obeying the rule. It's unfortunate that doing so offends some.

[Wolfshade]

So as long as I think it is right it is fair to do...like persecute people who follow the "wrong" religion...

[Psychosplodge]

As long as you don't mind them persecuting you, I doubt offering someone a bacon butty is persecution...

[Wolfshade]

Ah yes but the wouldn't as I would follow the "right" religion. So they couldn't persecute me

[Psychosplodge]

This like the Kenobi POV thing?

[Wolfshade]

I don't know

[DrLove42]

This is all a little high brow for me.


So heres cat tracker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22567526

[Psychosplodge]

Did you see the POV footage on the BBC this morning? Had the whiskers on screen like the gun in a fps...

[Denzark]

This golden rule business sounds worrying like the Prime Directive - I like the James Tiberius approach to diplomacy.

[Wolfshade]

This golden rule business sounds worrying like the Prime Directive - I like the James Tiberius approach to diplomacy.

Bed first ask questions later?

[Mr Mystery]

How come Kirk never got intergalactic galloping cockrot?

[DrLove42]

How come Kirk never got intergalactic galloping cockrot?

Space Condoms

[Psychosplodge]

Sufficiently different biology?
In fact it might be safer... Unless they've evolved a second set of teeth or something:D

[Wolfshade]

Learn2StarTrek

The transports have bilogical filters that remove contaiminations and infections so you don't need to quaranteen after every alien environoment (as born out in Enterpise, yes I was the one who watched it.)

[eldargal]

You poor man.:( I watched one episode of Enterprise and declared Star Trek dead for the foreseeable future.

[Psychosplodge]

Some of the second series was ok. But the time war was crap.

[Wolfshade]

I actually enjoyed some of the episodes. I'll be quiet now.

[Psychosplodge]

I did like how they had proper marines.

[Wolfshade]

Anger rising: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22892297


I did like how they had proper marines.

Marines in space, like space marines?

[Psychosplodge]

But they didn't call them such did they?

[Wolfshade]

But they didn't call them such did they?

MACOs - Military Assault Command Operations
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100409062953/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/7/70/MACO_Enterprise_logo.svg/200px-MACO_Enterprise_logo.svg.png

[Psychosplodge]

They should have changed the C to commandos and ended there, then replaced the poorly spelled shark with a big mac...

[Wolfshade]

Space Sharks ftw.

Though this is before the formation of the united federation of planets.

using your changes you could have had such great lines as "What is the MAC address?", "Oh you mean Reg, the big MAC", "Old MAC Donald died on the Farm world"

[eldargal]

Dear ******** God let this be true (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/06/13/wqill-doctor-who-have-a-very-special-surprise-for-us-in-november/).


Now promises of this kind have been made many times before. Sometimes they’ve come true, sometimes they have now. But I’m told to expect, among others, a full Evil Of The Daleks from 1967. Up till now, the BBC only had the second of seven episodes, after that film was found in a car boot sale.
Pleasant tingly feelings...

http://static.tumblr.com/tjv6lw7/ZmFm8uwcb/muppets_-_flailing_kermit.gif

[Mr Mystery]

As the proud owner of *every* Dr Who since Pertwee's first, I look forward to this with much relish!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You realise you just made the Devil's Post, right Mystery?

[Mr Mystery]

Dude! Sweet!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What's mine say?

[Psychosplodge]

Dude, what about mine?

So how long till we reach 10k this time? :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Sweet, what's mine say?

Ooooh, I dunno, I don't post as much anymore.

[Psychosplodge]

Dude, what about mine?

Maybe they'll let you use the office pc so you can still join in?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Sweet! What's mine say?!

I have opportunity, just nothing to post really. Also, I am officially f*cked.

[Wolfshade]

Dude, what about mine?

Maybe they'll let you use the office pc so you can still join in?

Ray...

[Psychosplodge]

Ray...

:confused:

[Wolfshade]

:confused:

Scary movie 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BGDBc9msV4

[Psychosplodge]

not sure i've seen that one, they all kind of blend into one...
did you see the suggested links from that? the one with billie in was hilarious

[Wolfshade]

Nope

[Psychosplodge]

its a wee bit farmyard

[Wolfshade]

You dirty goat

[eldargal]

As the proud owner of *every* Dr Who since Pertwee's first, I look forward to this with much relish!
Ditto. So excited, hope it isn't false.

[Deadlift]

Dude, what about mine?

So how long till we reach 10k this time? :D

At this rate, Tuesday I'm guessing :). Boy between the "chapter house v GW" and "has GW been sold ?" threads down here's much more agreeable at the moment.
So guys I have the mother of all hangovers, what's your remedy ?

[Mr Mystery]

I dunno. It's very plausible....

It could even mildly garbled, as 'The Invasion' had a few episodes replaced with animation. Far as I'm aware, there are numerous recordings of the audio of missing episodes, so a concerted effort to do more is a distinct possibility, especially given the 50th anniversary!

[eldargal]

It's certainly plausible, there have already been numerous episodes recovered through people in other countries keeping recordings.

[Wolfshade]

At this rate, Tuesday I'm guessing :). Boy between the "chapter house v GW" and "has GW been sold ?" threads down here's much more agreeable at the moment.
So guys I have the mother of all hangovers, what's your remedy ?

Bacon!

Big fry up :)

[DrLove42]

It's certainly plausible, there have already been numerous episodes recovered through people in other countries keeping recordings.

Theopening credits on Red Dwarf DVDs are much lower quality than the episodes because the were taken from a home recording. The BBC kept the episode footage, but not the opening or closing credits. True story

[Wolfshade]

So I was in the pub last night talking to a friend and he explained that he had been busy casting full scale replica Namur mortar canon.

[Psychosplodge]

So guys I have the mother of all hangovers, what's your remedy ?

Bacon, sausage ,and egg butty with strong sweet tea.

[Wolfshade]

Dude, you forgot mushroom and black pudding.

[Psychosplodge]

They're optional extras that I don't have :p

[DrLove42]

its also cos those are gross.

Bacon, sausage and hash brown baguette/bap/batch.

[Mr Mystery]

Hash Brown? Hash bloody Brown??.

It's transatlantic oiks like you that cost us the empire.

You great big sissy.

[Psychosplodge]

its also cos those are gross.

Bacon, sausage and hash brown baguette/bap/batch.

You mean breadcake?

Also no sauce, but butter the bread.

[DrLove42]

Hash Brown? Hash bloody Brown??.

It's transatlantic oiks like you that cost us the empire.

You great big sissy.

Ah see i'm not talking Amaerican Hashbrowns, which are the loose assortment of grilled shreds that fall apart when you look at them.
I'm talking about tightly packed fried slices of gold, that originated in Scotland i beleive

[Mr Mystery]

Too late now buster. We're on your manor and rumbled your game!

Back to the colonies with you!

[Wolfshade]

You mean breadcake?

Also no sauce, but butter the bread.

Cob.

[Mr Mystery]

Anyway. What you described is Bubble and Squeak.

The original recipe was handed over in 1867 after we accused Dr WG Grace of being a great big simpering nancy.

We were wrong, reparations were made, and nothing more was said of it. Until today.

[Psychosplodge]

look a rat with bubbles

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4863a84a67743bc9d6b038bc8170857c/tumblr_mlhm7w68zo1rfp3s9o3_r1_250.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/e9a409403012ee6b6047ef84ae06e820/tumblr_mlhm7w68zo1rfp3s9o9_r1_250.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/76c56f6026ff710d55f0bd77124028c5/tumblr_mlhm7w68zo1rfp3s9o8_r1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Anyway. What you described is Bubble and Squeak.

The original recipe was handed over in 1867 after we accused Dr WG Grace of being a great big simpering nancy.

We were wrong, reparations were made, and nothing more was said of it. Until today.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/apr/11/how-to-eat-full-english-breakfast?INTCMP=SRCH

hmm

[Minibem]

Being ill sucks....

Feeling better now though, so what did I miss?

[Kirsten]

Hash Brown? Hash bloody Brown??

friend of mine used to think hash browns were hash brownies, got incredibly confused when he went for a McDonalds breakfast and was asked if he would like some...

[Wolfshade]

This hash brown is cheap...

[DrLove42]

Got 27 samples to analyse under the laser profilometer. 4 samples in, the damn thing broke

[Psychosplodge]

You really seem to have bad luck with this. Didn't that happen when you were spinning things too?

[DrLove42]

Yup

It just happens the laser system is known to have been on its last legs for a while

[Psychosplodge]

On the plus side they can hardly blame you then...

[Wolfshade]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Psychosplodge]

You mean
Have you cycled the power supply?

[DrLove42]

Well.

I turned it off

It refused to turn back on again

So I left it for the guy on Monday. So thats a days work thats not going to happen now...

[Mr Mystery]

Have you tried kicking it?

[Wolfshade]

In lighter news: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/marsupial-madness-wallaby-loose-knowle-4312833

[DrLove42]

Have you tried kicking it?

Firstly its encase in a 3 inch thick granite shell to prevent vibrations

Secondly it costs upward of 0.8 million pounds.

[Psychosplodge]

Is that a yes or a no?

I'd have caught it and took it home lol

[DrLove42]

Its a no.

I don't want a expensive, broken foot


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-St6ogOIzw&feature=player_embeddedl

Meanwhile this

[Wolfshade]

Is that a yes or a no?


Yes, but not admitting to it in written form.

[Psychosplodge]

Yes, but not admitting to it in written form.

That's what I thought.

[DrLove42]

Euromillions is 115 million pounds tonight. Who wants some of that action?

[Wolfshade]

Euromillions is 115 million pounds tonight. Who wants some of that action?

Just been sahying that. And hell yeah!

[Minibem]

Euromillions is 115 million pounds tonight. Who wants some of that action?

Just one a pound on a scratch card so that is going to go towards my ticket tonight!

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/NSA_zps3a70b242.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/NSA_zps3a70b242.jpg.html)

[eldargal]

Ha!

[Denzark]

Euromillions is 115 million pounds tonight. Who wants some of that action?

For me, I'd give the conspiracy theorists pukka reasons to start a 'GW's been sold' thread. I would also employ a real life Eversor to resolve the CHS issue permanently.

[Psychosplodge]

They could have probably just got a couple of people from eastern europe to sort it for them for less than they've spent...

[Kirsten]

EG your inbox is full...
hurr hurr

ow, got chilli powder in my eye

[Mr Mystery]

For me, I'd give the conspiracy theorists pukka reasons to start a 'GW's been sold' thread. I would also employ a real life Eversor to resolve the CHS issue permanently.

It's a moot point. I'm having that jackpot, thank you very much!! £122,000,000??? Oh the things I could do with that!

[scadugenga]

@#%@#$#$!$ bow cracked on me today at the range.

Argh. Double freaking argh.

[eldargal]

EG your inbox is full...
hurr hurr

ow, got chilli powder in my eye
Ooh, I wondered why no one was replying to me.:rolleyes: I always forget to check inbox status.

Chilli powder in the eye is bad.

[Kirsten]

that might be why yeah...

[eldargal]

All fixed.:) Which you already know.:p /replied.

I don't usually post celebrity fashion nonsense ('cos I don't usually pay any attention to what they are wearing...) But this is nice:
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/d395wxs2Ti3tdHkqmUtGqQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTUwNA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2013-06-14/b338953a-bc8d-45fa-9dd8-65df33de91b2_Taylor-Swift-top-10-best-dressed-celebs-of-the-week.jpg
Also:
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3KgrcobzfS3RWq.5hJOSQg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTUwNA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2013-06-14/b075d575-e348-4c54-a299-b0902a79fd73_Diane-Kruger-top-10-best-dressed-stars-of-the-week.jpg

[Kirsten]

I wondered what on earth had happened to her feet for a moment, red shoes on a red carpet...

[Mr Mystery]

That's not shoes.... I've read Roald Dahl.....

Square toes? WIIIIITCH! WIIIIIIIIIITCH! We've found a witch!

[Kirsten]

reichrolled... you can probably guess who is involved, he who must not be named on the internet :p

http://reichrolld.com/

[eldargal]

Hehe yep I wondered what happened to her feet at first too.:)

I really love Reichroll'd, does that make me a bad person?:rolleyes:

[Kirsten]

no, you being a bad person is a wholly separate issue :p

[eldargal]

Good point well made.:p

[Kirsten]

I try

[Kirsten]

also, I love David Mitchell
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jun/16/homer-simpson-role-model-mitchell?guni=Keyword:news-grid%20aux-1%20Pixies:Pixies:Position4

[eldargal]

My favourite comedian bar none.:) Also, really? You're worried about how the media depicts men as fathers now? Fudge that, worry about how the media systematically objectifies, sexualises and infantalises women first while taking away our voice and demeaning those of us who are successful.


But when Freegard says, "The type of jokes aimed at dads would be banned if they were aimed at women, ethnic minorities or religious groups", she has got a point – just not the one she thinks she's got. Men and fathers are so favoured in our society, the world is weighted so much to their advantage, that comedy writers can safely make them the perpetual butt of jokes. The fact that Homer Simpson is the funniest, most prominent and most popular character in that show says far more about continued male dominance of money and power in the west than his fecklessness or misfortunes say about the undervaluing of paternal effort.
<3 David Mitchell.

[Kirsten]

it would be nice to have more female comedians, I am essentially 50% david mitchell and 50% charlie brooker, with maybe a smattering of jimmie carr... only with larger breasts. whilst I like a lot of female stand ups there is not really the same range of characters that the men enjoy.

yeah the final point about homer being the main character and being the bumbling one because men are in the strongest positions is a fantastic observation

[eldargal]

it would be nice to have more female comedians, I am essentially 50% david mitchell and 50% charlie brooker, with maybe a smattering of jimmie carr... only with larger breasts.
Pics or it didn't happen.:p Just kidding. I do have this funny image of someone stuffing half of David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker in a blender though.

whilst I like a lot of female stand ups there is not really the same range of characters that the men enjoy.

yeah the final point about homer being the main character and being the bumbling one because men are in the strongest positions is a fantastic observation
Agreed.:(

Yep, easy to make yourself look bumbling when you hold most of the power. You don't actually lose anything by it, then you get twits like this womans group coming to your defense.

[Mr Mystery]

Smattering of Jimmy Carr?

Guess everyone has an inner bully! Can't stand that ****. Being a bit sarcastic about things isn't comedy, or even a talent.

[Kirsten]

10 O'Clock live is like my perfect comedy really, my three favourite comedians and the lovely lauren laverne to offer a nice balance for them all. watching things like Brooker's Newswipe I do find myself agreeing with everything he says, all the time, even his articles and things. combine that with Mitchell's pedantry and olde fashionedyness it is me :p

[eldargal]

I like Lauren Laverne, great taste in swimwear (http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/2013/jun/16/swimsuits-summer-fashion-lauren-laverne).

[Deadlift]

I like both Jo Brand and Sarah Millacan (not sure if that's correct). Jack Dee really appeals to my inner grumpiness. Rich Hall is cool. Not a stand up comedian per se but enjoyable all the same is Stephan Fry. The sketch show he did with Hugh Laurie was brilliant. Jimmy Carr, tax avoiding, horrible, nasty ****.
My favorite all time, Tommy Cooper.

[Mr Mystery]

10 O'Clock live is like my perfect comedy really, my three favourite comedians and the lovely lauren laverne to offer a nice balance for them all. watching things like Brooker's Newswipe I do find myself agreeing with everything he says, all the time, even his articles and things. combine that with Mitchell's pedantry and olde fashionedyness it is me :p

I find Jimmy Carr ruins it....

DM: cleverly clever witty remark....hint of posh.
CB: yeah, but cleverly clever scathing witty remark, grumble sod.
LL: something funny.
JC: erm.....bum. Willy. Uncalled for personal remark/painfully obvious comment, sans warmth and wit.

[Kirsten]

there is far more to it that sarcasm and he only makes personal remarks about people that invite them, and he does it pretty equally. I completely disagree about the warmth too, he enjoys himself and connects with people. one thing I love to see is a comedian laughing at other people's jokes, means they are not being snobbish or think they are funnier than others, and Jimmy finds everybody funny, he just enjoys himself.

[eldargal]

I don't mind him, was a bit put off by the tax evasion thing though. Saw a brilliant video once of him humiliating a heckler.

[Mr Mystery]

Don't agree.

He's just not funny. He's just a ****. Nothing original. Nothing funny. Watch him on QI and see how horribly outclassed he is.

And that bloody laugh!!

[Kirsten]

well I really like him regardless of whether you do or not. in fact I might like him even more now just to spite you :p

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/blondie_zps0c4520c3.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/blondie_zps0c4520c3.jpg.html)

[eldargal]

I don't get it but that photo amuses me.:p I choose to believe it is about a vengeance fuelled blonde with a very large gun:
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad27/Raging-Heroes/TGG/STRETCH-390-one-shot-blondie_zpsb2a22fba.jpg