A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah I read it properly and revised it.
I hadn't noticed triple gpu :D

[Mr Mystery]

Look, never mind all that.

Princess Bride is about to become a stage show (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24909452)

Hope they don't make it a musical. Can't stand musicals, with the noted exceptions of Rocky Horror and Little Shop to prove the rule.

[Wolfshade]

But do you really need three titans?

No :(

But it is there, the big dog!

[Psychosplodge]

Or EG's new PC :D

[Mr Mystery]

Hard not to laugh, but genuinely serious incident (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24912111).

Also, occured really near my Grandparents place. Used to walk their dog up that path. Nice doggy!

[Psychosplodge]

Can't say I haven't been tempted on a sunday morning to get the dickheads on the unregistered motocross bikes down the paths through the estate.

[Wolfshade]

Hard not to laugh, but genuinely serious incident (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24912111).

Also, occured really near my Grandparents place. Used to walk their dog up that path. Nice doggy!

Yes as funny as a rape joke.
It has been done bfore with piano wire that when you hit it at speed slices through you. Some people have been in hospital for extended stays because of this hillarious jape.

Now this one is more amusing (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Angry-dog-walker-75-tips-poo-over-Cambridge-University-lecturer-for-cycling-too-close-to-her-by-the-Cambridgeshire-Guided-Busway-20131111055250.htm#ixzz2kLUWI9V9)

[Mr Mystery]

Indeedy.

Though have to say, being an old railway line, that path is in pretty good nick, so a cyclist can get up to a fair speed on it. If you're ever in Edinburgh, defo worth hiring a bike to explore it.

[Wolfshade]

Indeedy.

Though have to say, being an old railway line, that path is in pretty good nick, so a cyclist can get up to a fair speed on it. If you're ever in Edinburgh, defo worth hiring a bike to explore it.

Hire?! What is this the middle ages, I have my own velocipide. Though I am always on the look ouut for more (the correct number of bikes is n+1).

[Rissan4ever]

I'll take 20 :p

Also, I cannot stop laughing at this:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fd72b70a6c97dd5c1a4ab38d88d24a6/tumblr_mrtmf3eUb41qji6h9o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f1a9cdebcc60a4a9f99ed4d4a903433/tumblr_mrtmf3eUb41qji6h9o2_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/036ecbef8c23ecd55fad64dcd12b141a/tumblr_mrtmf3eUb41qji6h9o3_500.jpg


Yeah, it probably only makes sense to one or two other people here, but I don't care!
Huh? At what point does Regina marry Emma?

[Mr Mystery]

Hire?! What is this the middle ages, I have my own velocipide. Though I am always on the look ouut for more (the correct number of bikes is n+1).

Not everyone travels with their pushbike though!

Seriously good little run, though given I last cycled it...ooh...let's see....20 odd years ago, it's probably not quite as long as I remember it.

But, it does run from Davidsons Mains (very outskirts), right into the centre of the city. One of the advantages of the Beeching Cuts I guess. Few as they are.

[Wolfshade]

You actually touch on a good point, there are a lot of Beeching lines that are abandoned that could easily be converted to walking/cycling paths that join hubs together.

[Mr Mystery]

Yup! Keeps you off the road, and away from pedestrians.

Many would need some kind of re-routing though, as in places new buildings cross where the lines used to run.

Makes cycling quicker, more convenient and safer all round.

[Wolfshade]

Though worryingly Boris called on the government to do this back in July...

[Mr Mystery]

Say what you like about Boris, the man is actually really good at his job. He genuinely wants to improve London, and goes about it in a largely bipartisan way.

He makes decent calls, and doesn't necessarily shy away from tricky or unpleasant subjects.

I may never, ever vote Tory in my life, but we need more people like that in Politics, who further their own career by ensuring they look after their electorate, instead of themselves.

[Wolfshade]

Hmm, with the coroners reports damning road layout for CS2 following two deaths in near identical circumstance I will be a little reserved about the shrewd very intelligent BroJo.

[Gotthammer]

Huh? At what point does Regina marry Emma?

IT WILL HAPPEN!


(I totes ship them :p )

[Psychosplodge]

Have you been to the actual shop page for that PC? It's huge. Theres a youtube video with someone stood next to it.
I seriously want's just because :D

[Wolfshade]

Have you been to the actual shop page for that PC? It's huge. Theres a youtube video with someone stood next to it.
I seriously want's just because :D

I know right, put some wheels on it and you could drive it around.

[Wolfshade]

(I totes ship them :p )

We've had enough of your shipping.

Actually we haven't

Wolf-Hammer-Gal
Dead-Wolf-Gal
Psycho-Hammer-Gal
Dark-Psycho-Hammer-Dead-Myster-Gal

At least one of those would make a comic, the name not the shipping forecast. :eek:

[Gotthammer]

Still can't run Crysis 3 on max settings though :/

[Psychosplodge]

But look at the water effects!

[Gotthammer]

Yes, I suppose that is the most realistic dog ever :p

[eldargal]

Or EG's new PC :D

Funny you should mention that.:p But I am assuming my brothers will be able to get the bits and assemble it for less than that price.

IT WILL HAPPEN!


(I totes ship them :p )
Yes. Yes it will.

[Psychosplodge]

Funny you should mention that.:p But I am assuming my brothers will be able to get the bits and assemble it for less than that price.


Easily I should imagine.

[Wolfshade]

Of course you'd want to relace the water cooling with nitrogen cooling. Zooom!

[Psychosplodge]

Whats that liquid metal they use on reactors?

[Wolfshade]

Depending on the type but Sodium is common

[eldargal]

Water cooling makes me nervous.:( Of course that means my fan-heat-sink-thingy in my current PC is the size of a small child in order to cool all the things.

[Psychosplodge]

Same, that's why I opted for a corsair H100 as apparently if it does go tits up corsair have been known to replace your damaged components.
Custom watercooling on the otherhand requires a bit of plumbing...

[Mr Mystery]

Study suggests sense of entitlement may be declining in the digital age (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24911187)

[Wolfshade]

Study suggests sense of entitlement may be declining in the digital age (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24911187)

Not sure I would agree with your synopsis. It is more that making it easier for people to access material legally reduces the numbers that would do it illegally. Though at least it didn't equate 1 download to 1 lost sale.

[Mr Mystery]

Well indeed. I was being facetious :p (did I spell that word right? Can never tell!)

[Wolfshade]

Well indeed. I was being facetious :p (did I spell that word right? Can never tell!)

You did, though I think sardonic might be better in this case.

[Wolfshade]

Oh forget to mention after you guys told me how to enchant in skyrim I took all my enchanted items from my house and de enchanted them making me level up, then my superior iron daggers got enchanted.

My favouite new weapon is an Obsidian Bow that captures souls. So I sneak around and arrow people and suck up their souls. Then steal equipment enchant sell etc.

Need to so some serious smithy action though. I want access to advanced armours.

[Psychosplodge]

Just keep making those daggers and you'll get there.

[Wolfshade]

Well apparently, thanks to a patch, you get more experiance from better equipment now. Though dangers and leather bracers still remain dirt cheap to make. I have found good money from making gold gem necklaces, but dirt cheap iron ore transmute forge, enchant sell repeat.

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah I think I'm in Nordic steel armour iirc, its been a while.

[Deadlift]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-golfer-dougie-thomson-survives-2782907

Bloody hell. I have played some tough golf courses but nothing like this. After trying to eat this poor man, croc then has a go at the golf buggy.

[Mr Mystery]

I refuse to read that paper, ever since they reckoned I killed my Dad.

Seriously. Dad was furious when he found out!

Then amused.

[Kirsten]

IT WILL HAPPEN!


(I totes ship them :p )

I have no idea what you are talking about


We've had enough of your shipping.

Actually we haven't

Wolf-Hammer-Gal
Dead-Wolf-Gal
Psycho-Hammer-Gal
Dark-Psycho-Hammer-Dead-Myster-Gal

At least one of those would make a comic, the name not the shipping forecast. :eek:

I vote for ElKirGott personally.

[Mr Mystery]

What is this ship nonsense?

[DarkLink]

Study suggests sense of entitlement may be declining in the digital age (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24911187)

It's like blaming kids for not getting jobs. It's not the kids fault there are no jobs out there, it's the grownup's fault for screwing up the economy.

Edit: also, not directly related to shipping, but if I ever met Deadlift in real life I feel like it would go like this:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffPWLFjpuE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZffPWLFjpuE

[Gotthammer]

Wolf-Hammer-Gal
Dead-Wolf-Gal
Psycho-Hammer-Gal
Dark-Psycho-Hammer-Dead-Myster-Gal


I vote for ElKirGott personally.

What's with all the threesomes, lol? :p



What is this ship nonsense?

It's shorthand for relationship, a situation in fandoms where people say they like an existing or possible (or even impossible) relationship between two or more characters. It often is based on little hints and/or wishful thinking (EXCEPT SWAN QUEEN THE PARALLELS ARE THERE IT IS ENDGAME). The name of a ship is often a combination of the characters' - for instance Iron Man / Captain America is Captain Iron, DarkLink and Deadlift (seriously, look at how link posts about him, and they've got the same initials - I don't know how Bigred could make it any clearer) would be Darklift or Deadlink etc.

[Kirsten]

What's with all the threesomes, lol? :p

they are awesome ;)

Eldargal your inbox is full

hurr.

[Mr Mystery]

Mmmm!!

3,000 point Chaos army of gribbly win composed.

It will cost £631.00 though....

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/fail_zps76ee88aa.jpg

[Wolfshade]

I vote for ElKirGott personally.
Doesn't have a ring to it.


What's with all the threesomes, lol? :p
The suffix gal makes it sound better, like a marvel superhero or some such.

http://www.sciencedump.com/sites/www.sciencedump.com/files/1.png
http://www.sciencedump.com/sites/www.sciencedump.com/files/2.png
http://www.sciencedump.com/sites/www.sciencedump.com/files/3_0.png

[Wolfshade]

http://www.sciencedump.com/sites/www.sciencedump.com/files/4.png
http://www.sciencedump.com/sites/www.sciencedump.com/files/5.jpg

Also:
http://seriouslyforreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/87865.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Dear 'Lifehacks'

Viz called. They'd like credit for their Top Tips....

[Psychosplodge]

I refuse to read that paper, ever since they reckoned I killed my Dad.

Seriously. Dad was furious when he found out!

Then amused.

What happened? :confused:

Also yeah Wolfie cats are awesome aren't they?

[Wolfshade]

Dear 'Lifehacks'

Viz called. They'd like credit for their Top Tips....

Top Tip #2: I'm not sure lifehacks read this forum

Also Viz really>?! eugh.

[Wolfshade]

What happened? :confused:

Also yeah Wolfie cats are awesome aren't they?

Be more dog. com :p

[Psychosplodge]

http://i41.tinypic.com/21b2kvl.gif
http://i42.tinypic.com/97qu5t.gif


Serious Hardcore PC Gamers attempting to play on console.

[Wolfshade]

Intuitive is not always intuitive. Like pressing Start to Stop. ffs.

Also Splogy have you been to Sweeden recently?

[Mr Mystery]

What happened? :confused:



Dude with similar name went radgey and killed his Dad to death in front of his Mum.

Daily Record managed to link this guy (no relation) to my Uncle Graybags, and start harrassing him for a comment (notes through the door and that).

Cue one very upset parental unit calling Mr Mystery at work, wanting to know what this court case was about....after a little digging, and many protestations to Daddykins of my innocence, we finally find out what I'm meant to have done. By calling the Daily Record.

And I never did find out where they got my details from, on account even the most cursory examination would show it wasn't me, my Dad isn't dead, and I hadn't lived in Scotland for, at that point...around 17 years.

[Wolfshade]

Dude with similar name went radgey and killed his Dad to death in front of his Mum.

Daily Record managed to link this guy (no relation) to my Uncle Graybags, and start harrassing him for a comment (notes through the door and that).

Cue one very upset parental unit calling Mr Mystery at work, wanting to know what this court case was about....after a little digging, and many protestations to Daddykins of my innocence, we finally find out what I'm meant to have done. By calling the Daily Record.

And I never did find out where they got my details from, on account even the most cursory examination would show it wasn't me, my Dad isn't dead, and I hadn't lived in Scotland for, at that point...around 17 years.

Can you take it to the Press Complaints Commission?

[Psychosplodge]

No but its on the list of places to eventually get to.
Think Finland is first though for the Moomin museum.

Ah lazy journalist, should have known.

[Mr Mystery]

Can you take it to the Press Complaints Commission?

Nah. They never went to print.

[Wolfshade]

I meant for the harrying?

[Wolfshade]

w00t w00t a furhter 48,000 employed between July and September. Mr Balls looks like he might be wrong.

The number of people claiming Jobseeker's Allowance fell by 41,700 to 1.31 million in October.

The number of people in work rose by 177,000, while the percentage of 16-to-64 year-olds in employment rose to 71.8%.

Though of course we don't know if these people "employed" are full or part time or on zero hours contract.

[Psychosplodge]

Lets face it though, I wouldn't trust Ed Balls to be able to correctly read the time of a watch if he was looking at it.

[Psychosplodge]

Also important announcement (http://dansworkdesk.tumblr.com/post/66849659251/somethings-been-bugging-me-about-the-tumblr-logo) for everyone on tumblr.

Don't panic, purge the heretics!

[Wolfshade]

Lets face it though, I wouldn't trust Ed Balls to be able to correctly read the time of a watch if he was looking at it.

Though to be fair, if any politician told me it wasn't raining, I would still take a brolly with me.

Also, why is the "dogs bollocks" a good thing, yet just "bollocks" is a bad thing. What is it about canine testes that are so good?

[Psychosplodge]

Because dogs are so excited when they get to keep them?

[Gotthammer]

Also important announcement (http://dansworkdesk.tumblr.com/post/66849659251/somethings-been-bugging-me-about-the-tumblr-logo) for everyone on tumblr.

Don't panic, purge the heretics!

Also it's not an 'L' in the logo, it's a 1.

[Psychosplodge]

You know I'd never noticed that.

[Gotthammer]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/5vBUXo7cbTEOc/giphy.gif

[Psychosplodge]

Exactly like that, without the blonde hair

[Cap'nSmurfs]

edit: sod it

[Mr Mystery]

This is the BBC's report on that time I didn't kill my Dad (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7220025.stm)

[Wolfshade]

"Mr. Balls might be wrong". Well, no, because 48,000 is not enough people to count as more than a "fluctuation". You still have 2.7 million people formally unemployed, plus unknown millions more underemployed. As well as this, you have a phenomenon where the unemployment regime is so patronisingly insulting and unpleasant (seriously, mandatory attendance at "courses" which "teach" you how to wipe your own arse) that people are just giving up on unemployment benefits altogether in favour of informal or no work - the "fake hairdresser" phenomenon. You're not actually employed, but you don't show up on the unemployment statistics either. This "reduction" isn't necessarily anything of the sort, and it's certainly nothing to get excited about.

If this is anyone's idea of "recovery", then please don't go into medicine.

The point is that this fluctuation has been continued and positive.
The bank of england says:

"In the United Kingdom, recovery has finally taken hold. The economy is growing robustly as lifting uncertainty and thawing credit conditions start to unlock pent-up demand."
The lowest figures for 3 years is a good thing, and 1.31 million on Job seekers, the last twice it was like this was Decd 98 on a downward trend or Feb 09 on an upward trend.
The specific point was that mr Balls said that the public sector job losses wouldn't be picked up by the private sector, which it has been.

But you are right to point out that there are those who are under employed as I hinted at with my comment about being on zero hours contract or part time.

Yes there is huge discrepancies and the number of unemployed youth is going to fall, this year is the first year where you have to be 18 to leave full time education so you will have 2 years of no additional numbers being added.

I think it would be cynical to so that it isn't a postive thing and another step towards recovery, what with revised growth forecasts up and so on and so forth.

[Kirsten]

regardless of facts and figures Ed Balls should be ignored at all times for the clueless loon he is. all he does is disagree and argue. doesn't matter what the policy is, what the truth is, he will just argue and insult the coalition.

[Wolfshade]

regardless of facts and figures Ed Balls should be ignored at all times for the clueless loon he is. all he does is disagree and argue. doesn't matter what the policy is, what the truth is, he will just argue and insult the coalition.

Unfortunately, I think that is a more general problem in politics, don't bother to solve the issue just fling mud.
I listen to PMQs all the time (well each wednesday) and it is just an arguement about who did (or would do) worse, or how the proposed solution won't work.

[Kirsten]

there is a lot of that, but labour are far worse. it amazes me how week after week Miliballs throw the same demonstrably false rubbish at the conservatives, and Cameron points out the facts. it is embarrassing once, but to keep on doing it is ridiculous. three weeks in a row over the summer Ed Milipede accused the conservatives of doing something, only for Cameron to point out each time that it was labour who had done it before they came to power.

[Mr Mystery]

Behold! Servitoroach! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24455141)

Yes, now your kids can effectively lobotomise insects in the safety and comfort of your own home!

[eldargal]

So many things wrong with that.

[Mr Mystery]

Yup.

It's fascinating technology, and I guess, OK in a lab as part of experiment and research. But as what is essentially a toy? Not really appropriate.

[Gotthammer]

And besides the horror of animal cruelty - touching a cockroach... eeeeeewwwwwwwww!

[Mr Mystery]

Must.....resist......edit........

[Kirsten]

Must.....resist......edit........

bad Mystery

article about PETA killing animals on mass

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html?ir=World

anyone heard anything about this before, or any opinions? certainly looks like some evidence against PETA in the article.

[Wolfshade]

Behold! Servitoroach! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24455141)

Yes, now your kids can effectively lobotomise insects in the safety and comfort of your own home!

Not my home, no roaches there thank you very much.

However!
I do like the comment under neath a picture
"Critics say that the 'electronic backpack' is inhumane"

I would say everything a coackroach does is inhumane. Did you know cockroaches have no welfare state, that is inhumane, no access to education, female members are repeatedly mated without consent. It's madness.

Stop the anthropomorphism now! It's inhumane!

[Gotthammer]

anyone heard anything about this before, or any opinions? certainly looks like some evidence against PETA in the article.

That sort of thing's been going on with them for years. PETA are revolting (I, however, am quite lovely).

[Mr Mystery]

bad Mystery

article about PETA killing animals on mass

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html?ir=World

anyone heard anything about this before, or any opinions? certainly looks like some evidence against PETA in the article.

Very wary of that article.

We have a photo of PETA's headquarters.

Then some pictures of stuff, and we're told this is PETA's stuff. Very, very dubious. Especially given the wording. Rather than a genuine expose, strikes me as a vendetta piece.

[eldargal]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to be honest, they believe species that have been domesticated have been corrupted by humans and aren't worth saving. Because, you know, animal rights doesn't actually include animals apparently. There have actually been a lot of stories like this leaked from ex-PETA people in past who quit after, they claim, finding out what they were really like.

[Kirsten]

I would say everything a coackroach does is inhumane. Did you know cockroaches have no welfare state, that is inhumane, no access to education, female members are repeatedly mated without consent. It's madness.

Stop the anthropomorphism now! It's inhumane!

I have always been a bit confused by scientists (usually scientists in films, not necessarily real ones) who go on about how amazing they are because they can survive three weeks without a head. how is that an advantage? what does it actually do for those three weeks? presumably nothing at all. seems a bit pointless to me.


That sort of thing's been going on with them for years. PETA are revolting (I, however, am quite lovely).

yeah wouldn't surprise me at all. I know next to nothing about PETA, they don't really get any air time over here, so I wanted other's opinions about the piece. I would assume they just kill off all the animals so they don't have to pay for them and can spend all the fat donations they receive on themselves...

you are the only Peta for me ;)

[Kirsten]

Very wary of that article.

We have a photo of PETA's headquarters.

Then some pictures of stuff, and we're told this is PETA's stuff. Very, very dubious. Especially given the wording. Rather than a genuine expose, strikes me as a vendetta piece.

well the official report is fairly damning

[eldargal]

Peta > PETA for sure.;)

[Wolfshade]

I have always been a bit confused by scientists (usually scientists in films, not necessarily real ones) who go on about how amazing they are because they can survive three weeks without a head. how is that an advantage? what does it actually do for those three weeks? presumably nothing at all. seems a bit pointless to me.

Well looking at internet forum and xboxlive there are people who can survive without a head indeffinately.

Perhaps not having to do your hair would be an advantage? Or not having to sneeze, IDK.

[Mr Mystery]

Well looking at internet forum and xboxlive there are people who can survive without a head indeffinately.

Perhaps not having to do your hair would be an advantage? Or not having to sneeze, IDK.

It also prevents the principal form of physical violence in Glasgow.

[Wolfshade]

It also prevents the principal form of physical violence in Glasgow.

Or initating mating rituals...

[Mr Mystery]

bad Mystery

article about PETA killing animals on mass

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html?ir=World

anyone heard anything about this before, or any opinions? certainly looks like some evidence against PETA in the article.

Also...not sure if being told off for resisting urge, or for having urge?

[Kirsten]

Also...not sure if being told off for resisting urge, or for having urge?

both?

[Mr Mystery]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5009191445726343&w=226&h=155&c=7&rs=1&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.fullhalloween.com%2fblog%2f69 11%2ftop-10-horror-movie-deaths%2f&pid=1.7

[Kirsten]

Bill Bailey does Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball on frying pan and bin

http://instagram.com/p/gp98vCpC30/

I can't tell the difference personally...

[Gotthammer]

Lol, perfect cover :D

http://www.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cat-wrecking-ball.gif

[Kirsten]

oh em gee I love that gif :p
that cat is just like 'what is happening?'

[DarkLink]

Peta > PETA for sure.;)

Peeta?

[Deadlift]

Bill Bailey does Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball on frying pan and bin

http://instagram.com/p/gp98vCpC30/

I can't tell the difference personally...


Lol brilliant, what do you mean you can't tell the difference. Bills version is infinitely better.

[Gotthammer]

Peeta?

Pfft, boys...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmgi1x0R641qgmd19.gif

[Kirsten]

you have quite a collection of derisive women gifs :p

[Mr Mystery]

You have a woman's Gif my lord!

[eldargal]

http://static03.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2013/11/cersei.gif

#contributed

[Gotthammer]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c601d90fd7afa157ad27304ed4c79b8d/tumblr_mv3gewFS931rd0rbzo1_400.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a37542e27dddcaddf32360ee100d5140/tumblr_mv3gewFS931rd0rbzo2_400.gif

<3 Cerci. Not, like the same way Jaime does or anything.

[eldargal]

Yay, I'm pretty and smart like BMO! *flails*

[Wolfshade]

You have a woman's Gif my lord!

Is that saxon slang?

[Gotthammer]

BMO is the bestest!

http://gumship.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bmo-play-video-games.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6f2b616890ee090fca2421ee91af6dd/tumblr_mq7oxwSe3x1sramtho1_500.gif

http://u.kanobu.ru/comments/images/5a0108cc-bf78-46f2-a974-4b1215911bb9.gif

Also, derisive BMO

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120826225315/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0e/Beemo.gif

[Wolfshade]

What is this#/?

[Gotthammer]

What is this#/?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120826225315/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0e/Beemo.gif

:p

[Wolfshade]

You're not helping.

[eldargal]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120826225315/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0e/Beemo.gif

:p
What are this?

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Adventure Time! Best small children's show I've been dragged into watching.

BMO just wants to be organic ;o;

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130715024844/disneycreate/images/b/b3/Bmo_peeing.gif

[eldargal]

Or a real girl, depending on her mood.;)

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Or a real girl, depending on her mood.;):P True (edited my comment to 'organic' before I saw this response, since in the genderswapped episodes BMO is still... BMO).

[Wolfshade]

Reminds me of Pintsize:
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/2574.gif

[eldargal]

Momo > Pintsize.

[Wolfshade]

Momo > Pintsize.

Given your obvious histroy of getting the symbol the wrong way round I am not so sure....

[Mr Mystery]

I love Adventure Time me!

Got loads stored up on my Sky+ Box.

[eldargal]

I am always right, well known fact.:p

[Wolfshade]

I am always right, well known fact.:p

Doubly so when you are not :p

[eldargal]

http://questionablecontent.net/comics/2002.gif
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/2037.png

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.ishopmix.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/c/sciencedance.jpg

[Kirsten]

Momo > Pintsize.

all caught up with Questionable Content?

I was only recently introduced to Adventure Time, watched the first couple of episodes.

[Gotthammer]

I read through about 2400 QC strips in two days (whilst working both of them) to clear the archive. It resonates with me a lot - I have this strip permanently open (http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/1340.png) in my browser 'cause dem feels.

[Kirsten]

yeah I have been reading it for years and it just goes from strength to strength, extremely impressed with it. especially as the creator likes to include a lot of LGBT issues.

[Gotthammer]

http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_images/news_hub/uploaded/LilyRoRoSparksnews138192231389/backalley.jpg
http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_images/news_hub/uploaded/LilyRoRoSparksnews138192231389/trueloveduck.jpg
http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_images/news_hub/uploaded/LilyRoRoSparksnews138192231389/NotMyType.jpg

[eldargal]

The actress is from New Zealand, think about that second panel again...

[Wolfshade]

QC is great.
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/43.png
I was going to say something witty and pertinent but I cannot recall it.
Oh that is it yelling bird seriously what is the point, it irritates me.

[Kirsten]

yeah I hate yelling bird too

[Wolfshade]

Thor's day: Hammer Time.

[Gotthammer]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mjolnir-mjolfar.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/27193509563552ba9063e56a909f4a5a/tumblr_mvk366uIb01qb4bkbo1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/43f7a0e5960e1f558e0734147328bc8c/tumblr_mvk366uIb01qb4bkbo2_500.gif

[Wolfshade]

Is Chris Hemsworth the new Paul Hogan?

[Psychosplodge]

Welcome to the herd EG!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2q1851j.png

[eldargal]

Ha.:p

[Mr Mystery]

Questionable Content - I don't get the appeal. At all.

Though to be fair, I do have an entirely inexplicable prejudice against Webcomics. It's exceedingly rare I don't find them self indulgent rubbish. QC hasn't struck me as self indulgent though. Just....meh.

[Wolfshade]

What you read Sluggy?

What strikes me is the improvement in the longer lived comics in terms of storyline and artwork.

[Aenir]

Questionable Content - I don't get the appeal. At all.

Though to be fair, I do have an entirely inexplicable prejudice against Webcomics. It's exceedingly rare I don't find them self indulgent rubbish. QC hasn't struck me as self indulgent though. Just....meh.

I like QC it bounces from funny to serious, yet doesnt feel preachy!

Also a big fan of OOTS, Grrl power, the whole stable of comics by giz (MA3, SDB, EC) XKCD is good too (as is the what if spin off) NerfNow, There is a couple of 40k ones i follow too: servants of the imperium, and Wobbly model syndrome
Used to follow eatatau, but i kinda grew away from it. Its visually appealing still though

[Wolfshade]

Woo! Won the idea's scheme again at work. There will be Christmas in the Wolfe Den this year.

[Psychosplodge]

Both the main ones I followed have stopped. Turn Signals On A LandRaider, and Beaver and Steve were awesome.

Ideas scheme? what you won, and how?

[Aenir]

Tomorrow I will paste my webcomic link folder, i would reccommend keeping track of some of em! I started with ctrl alt del only and grew from there! There are suprisingly good comics everywhere

[Mr Mystery]

Ctrl Alt Del is one I'm not fond of.

Like I said, it's mostly irrational, but I just don't enjoy them.

And in other news Holy namesakes Batman! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24911186)

[Wolfshade]

Both the main ones I followed have stopped. Turn Signals On A LandRaider, and Beaver and Steve were awesome.

Ideas scheme? what you won, and how?

At work we have a scheme so that you can nominate an idea and if it is selected you win £50.
They are supposed to be either ways to improve life-work balance or that we can "monetize" urgh.

Need a new one for this quarter.

[Psychosplodge]

More holidays?

[Psychosplodge]

This is adorably hilarious...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X5hA5wfwA6Y

[Mr Mystery]

I don't believe in Furries (bagged another one).

Also, this is how I see us blokes and EG in my minds eye, when I wander about the Feminism thread.

http://i2.listal.com/image/1932074/936full-maid-marian-and-her-merry-men-photo.jpg

IF you don't like this show, there is something deeply wrong with you.

[eldargal]

Such a good show.:)

[Mr Mystery]

Hell yes.

Favourite character for me is Guy of Gisbourne. Such a delightful drip!

[Wolfshade]

Yes I imagine EG short with a beard and moustache too!

[Psychosplodge]

How can you not believe in them? They're at most conventions...

Are you telling me you have no furry larpers at your thing you got to?

Also Maid Marian was awesome.

[Gotthammer]

Also, this is how I see us blokes and EG in my minds eye, when I wander about the Feminism thread.

:(

[Mr Mystery]

Why the sads?

Only other women in the show are Rotten Rose (her of the enormous assets), and the villagers :(

Plus, it is EG's thread.

[Mr Mystery]

How can you not believe in them? They're at most conventions...

Are you telling me you have no furry larpers at your thing you got to?

Also Maid Marian was awesome.

I don't believe in Furries (two in one day!)

[Psychosplodge]

Are you confusing them with fairies and think one drops dead everytime you type it?

[Wolfshade]

Are you confusing them with fairies and think one drops dead everytime you type it?

Never try and ram batteries into a furries rear compartment.

[Mr Mystery]

Are you confusing them with fairies and think one drops dead everytime you type it?

I wouldn't know.

I don't believe in Furries

[Psychosplodge]

Never try and ram batteries into a furries rear compartment.

:eek:




I don't believe in Furries

Please expand?

[Mr Mystery]

I don't believe in Furries. There's not much more one can add!

[Gotthammer]

Well they patently exist so..?

[Psychosplodge]

Here's some I photographed in the wild

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbe4857751dad0dcb5da46b1628fb725/tumblr_miqw0axQDh1s690tzo1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d7c989155cabd4fb6e01791b6e66bd5/tumblr_miqv5t1pPK1s690tzo2_500.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

I. Don't. Believe. In. Furries.

And I certainly won't admit to knowing any of them..........

[Psychosplodge]

Are you really a furry?

[Gotthammer]

If it's a joke, nobody gets it. If it's not, well good luck with that :rolleyes:

[Kirsten]

I like QC it bounces from funny to serious, yet doesnt feel preachy!
Grrl power

true, and Grrl Power is excellent. also Girls With Slingshots.



IF you don't like this show, there is something deeply wrong with you.

true


I. Don't. Believe. In. Furries.

And I certainly won't admit to knowing any of them..........

Mystery is a furry

[Mr Mystery]

Bloody well am not.

I do know a few, and to a man, they are attention seeking goons I'd rather not have dealings with. And no,I will not call you sprinkles. Or paws. Or any other stupid made up name just to massage your ego.

Not that I believe in Furries you understand.

[Wolfshade]

mystery is a fury


ftfy :)

[eldargal]

Girls With Slingshots is great. I love McPedro.

Webcomics I read:
Order of the Stick
Questionable Content
PvP
Table Titans
Girls with Slingshots



If I were a furry I'd call myself Bitey McNab.

[Wolfshade]

Why read QC twice?

[eldargal]

I wrote out the first two then remembered I had a list I could just copy and paste* but forgot I changed the order.:p


*Yes, I'm that lazy.

[Kirsten]

Questionable Content
Girls With Slingshots,
Go Get a Roomie
Grrl Power
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Misfile
Collar 6
Dr McNinja

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Wow, my first day off in 10 days...

[eldargal]

I forgot Go Get a Roomie and Grrl Power! *flails*

Oh and Oglof and Oh Joy Sextoy.:p

[Kirsten]

both good, plus DAR

[eldargal]

DAR finished, totes sad.:( I also read Scary Go Round, chap started a sort of sequel but I lost track of it.

[Kirsten]

it did yeah, but still worth reminding people of

[Psychosplodge]

Wow, my first day off in 10 days...

Back tomorrow? Or a psuedo weekend off?

[Wolfshade]

Victory!

The message "Spray Slow Down" message has been banned! Huzzah!

[Psychosplodge]

Victory?

[Mr Mystery]

Yes. Huh??

On 10 day stretches....I had a 12 day one once, because the egotist of an assistant manager point blank refused to not have her Friday off. Didn't matter if it was your birthday, funeral, wedding, bar mitzvah, was all about her, her, her.

So when we were short staffed, and the manager had gone on holiday, Assistant Manager sorted out herself with delightful consecutive days off, leaving me to work 4 days, then a day off, 12 days on, 1 day off....6 days on.

And she wonders why I snapped?

Feeling your exhaustion, bro.

[Psychosplodge]

I did 27 days once when I started a proper job, but worked my notice on my part time job.

[Mr Mystery]

Ah well that's self inflicted :p

When I worked part time for GW first time around, I'd work in the school Mon-Fri, and for GW Tues and Thurs evenings, and every Sunday, with occasional Saturdays. Happy, if slightly exhausting days!

Also, wondering if that new splashy blood gore technical paint from Citadel can be applied over a simple white wash, to get glossy, gorey bloodletters?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I did 27 days once when I started a proper job, but worked my notice on my part time job.

Most I've ever done straight was 14... That was painful.
Though out of these 10 shifts, 5 of them have been 12 hour shifts, so no wonder I'm a bit tired.

Yep, I'm in tomorrow and Saturday, then 3 days off, including the dreaded Sunday.

[eldargal]

Stephen Fry has really let himself go:
http://static03.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2013/11/fry-ew-580x360.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah that sounds painful.

[Wolfshade]

Most I've done is 5.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

@EG - I still would.

Yeah, it's pretty illegal, but lack of staff and whatever. My paychecks have been pretty hefty.

[Psychosplodge]

Only 9 days to go!!!

[Mr Mystery]

SQuee!

Though typically, there's never a Tardis when you want one.

[Psychosplodge]

Whats a tardis got to do with the price of bread?

[Mr Mystery]

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey.

That's what.

[Psychosplodge]

O_o

But series four!

[Mr Mystery]

I'll see your 4th Series of unknown thing, and raise you a 50th Anniversary special.

Oh, and drinks with my mate Ninja Chris the night after. Poor dude needs serious cheering up. His missus, the type that gives feminisits a really bad name, and treated him really badly? Upped sticks and did a disappearing act whilst he was at work. The dude may be a whirlwind of apathy, but he needs a cheer up!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I now own all of The Elder Scrolls soundtracks, and all of the Assassin's Creed ones for that matter. I own a lot of music

[Psychosplodge]

I'll see your 4th Series of unknown thing, and raise you a 50th Anniversary special.

Oh, and drinks with my mate Ninja Chris the night after. Poor dude needs serious cheering up. His missus, the type that gives feminisits a really bad name, and treated him really badly? Upped sticks and did a disappearing act whilst he was at work. The dude may be a whirlwind of apathy, but he needs a cheer up!

Unknown series? UNKNOWN SERIES?! I leave it everywhere on here!

Also 50th anniversary? extra meh.

Poor bloke, That's a horrible way to have it done. Not that I can think of a nice way, but that's particularly not nice.

[Mr Mystery]

It's all the worse given how she treated him.

He's a totally straight up dude. He'd get up at stupid o'clock to drive her hither and thither. If he wanted to do something, it was always overruled because she's just suddenly arranged something else. She'd wake up in a bad mood, and not talk to him for days. And then she pulls this? Not on!

[Psychosplodge]

Been there or very close(without the disappearing act), was she prone to throwing things too?

[Mr Mystery]

Not that I'm aware of. Just the psychological stuff the dude totally did not deserve.

But still, she's gone now, and I've got my mate back! And with The Boy now being around 15 (maybe even 16!) I'll be able to drag him out for more drinkies, as parenting duties start to kind of reduce after a fashion.

[Kirsten]

I did 27 days once when I started a proper job, but worked my notice on my part time job.

27 days? amateur :p

two months when I took over running the pub. then the area manager came round and told me I could have a day off. when I took a day off, a different area manager came round and told me to stop spending so much money on staff...

[Psychosplodge]

I know when I'm beaten :D

Clearly paying yourself too much?

[Deadlift]

Try being self employed, everyday is a work day. :D

[Kirsten]

I know when I'm beaten :D

Clearly paying yourself too much?

basically we could spend 11.5% of our weekly takings on staff, the problem was, it was 11.5% of the current week, so you wouldn't know your takings until the end of the week, by which time you had already employed the staff... so once I started having a day off, that needed an extra person in. the second area manager then came and told me that there was an agreed maximum number of hours per week, rather than a percentage. so basically they changed the system, which was great, but didn't bother to tell me and then complained when I didn't follow it. one of the reasons I wont work for them any more...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Try being self employed, everyday is a work day. :D

Yeah, but I don't have the luxury of being the big boss, I am but a lowly scrub.

[Psychosplodge]

Try being self employed, everyday is a work day. :D

That's why I'm not.

Your link in the sig dead, try setting it as your homepage in your settings

[Deadlift]

That's why I'm not.

Your link in the sig dead, try setting it as your homepage in your settings

How and why :) ?

[Psychosplodge]

So you can keep both the derailment and league of fatties alive? It's somewhere under edit settings, there's a white box you paste it in under edit profile I think which is under settings.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Can I be the founder of the BoLS Hench Club?
Where the members look like this:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/408/602/5d6.jpg

[Wolfshade]

I approve of the height of that waist band.

[Deadlift]

He's a movember man I'm thinking.

[Deadlift]

So you can keep both the derailment and league of fatties alive? It's somewhere under edit settings, there's a white box you paste it in under edit profile I think which is under settings.

Yeah done that. I need a bigger signature :). Either way Bigreds said it's going on the front page at some point. That's good enough for me ;)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Manly manly men.

[Wolfshade]

The league will be famous!

[Psychosplodge]

I need a bigger signature :).

Don't we all? :D

[Wolfshade]

Don't we all? :D

Yes, I had to lose my Lord of the Bananahammocks :'(

[Psychosplodge]

And want to join the league of fatties, but want to keep all my other goodies...

[Mr Mystery]

Joins us.

We have Bacon butter popcorn.

But you can't have any. It's all mine. Once I've made it. HA!

[Wolfshade]

I still have the hammocks in case you are worried.

[Wolfshade]

Joins us.

We have Bacon butter popcorn.

But you can't have any. It's all mine. Once I've made it. HA!

Urgh, pop corn. The only thing corn should be used for is making cornflour so you can thicken sauces.

[Psychosplodge]

Joins us.

We have Bacon butter popcorn.

But you can't have any. It's all mine. Once I've made it. HA!

So you don't have it then :p

What we need is a three line 300 character limit :D

[Deadlift]

BigRed if your reading this, can we please have bigger signature allowances. Pretty please :D

[Psychosplodge]

We still need to find Mystery and Doc avatars...

[Wolfshade]

When did the derailment become Apocalyptic?!

[Wolfshade]

We still need to find Mystery and Doc avatars...

Mystery:
http://static-l3.blogcritics.org/13/02/12/190653/herculepoirot.jpg

Doc:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZPUIbpPl1ME/S7UJ7TMN0AI/AAAAAAAAAWk/M8UTEDVp0yo/s400/Doctor+Fool.png

[Deadlift]

When did the derailment become Apocalyptic?!

When I said so ;)

[Wolfshade]

When I said so ;)

Well I'm not going to argue with that sound reasoning.

[Psychosplodge]

Sometime after 15:00.
Maybe DL just has more ambition than us?

[Wolfshade]

Sometime after 15:00.
Maybe DL just has more ambition than us?

Or everything he does is Apocalyptic.

In my mind he no talks like the Terminator...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Wasn't our original idea based on the Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

[Psychosplodge]

Of course.
We were very subtle like that.

[Mr Mystery]

I can't be Poirot....

I'm simply not that immaculately presented. I'm usually slightly scruffy, in a smart kind of way!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

That Akaiyou guy is terrible

[Deadlift]

That Akaiyou guy is terrible

I'm really not sure what he's trying to achieve with all these lists but wanting no discussion on them. It's odd for sure. But each to their own. :confused:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I decided to annoy him. xD

[Deadlift]

I decided to annoy him. xD

Lol, I'm starting to think its a new bred of troll.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The new "Army List Troll"

[Wolfshade]

IIF he is it is at least interesting.

Also WOOO well done Deadlift!

[Deadlift]

IIF he is it is at least interesting.

Also WOOO well done Deadlift!

Cheers, im almost to scared to read the comments though, I'm expecting to have what I've written picked to pieces lol.

[Gotthammer]

This is an animation of someone dying while having an MRI scan (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masca3Ri4G1rxz0joo1_500.gif). Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel an amazing range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

[Psychosplodge]

Cheers, im almost to scared to read the comments though, I'm expecting to have what I've written picked to pieces lol.

It was all positive last night, true there were only a dozen comments but this is the internet, even thats an acheivement...


This is an animation of someone dying while having an MRI scan (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masca3Ri4G1rxz0joo1_500.gif). Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel an amazing range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

It's so pretty...

[Wolfshade]

Not really sure what to say after that.


I want cake.

Also, hells bells! http://www.somersetguardian.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276418/Article/images/20053877/5469856.jpg


BELL ringers at Kilmersdon's church narrowly escaped injury when the one of the bells came crashing down during their weekly practice.

The 5th, which is one of the six bells located within the church's 600-year-old bell tower, was knocked down by the one tonne tenor bell which had come adrift before it fell two floors to become wedged in the bell trap during a practice session on Tuesday, November 5.


Read more: http://www.thisissomerset.co.uk/Lucky-escape-ringers-bell-crashes-church-ceiling/story-20077489-detail/story.html#ixzz2khb9RZrA

[Deadlift]

Not really sure what to say after that.


I want cake.

Full English in the pub I think, now you made me hungry(er)

[Wolfshade]

Full English in the pub I think, now you made me hungry(er)

Bad lifty! Bad. In the corner for you, with no black pudding and hash brownsm, fired bread, fired egg, fried tomato, bacon sausage..damit!

[Wolfshade]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24939873

[Psychosplodge]

So the bell trap works...

[Wolfshade]

So the bell trap works...

That's not a bell trap. This is a bell trap

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/17/article-2310557-1957D96B000005DC-43_634x482.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

No that's full size mousetrap.

[Wolfshade]

I did consider it.

[Mr Mystery]

Craig David....met a lass on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday, and then spent the rest of the week having adultfuntime.

Slag, or rohypnol?

[Wolfshade]

15 minutes of fame, sell the story to the highest bidder, £2.50.

[Psychosplodge]

If she wants to jump into bed with some scummy looking singer thats upto her...

...or like you suggest its something far more sinister.

[Mr Mystery]

One drink....5 days of 'how's yer father'.....that's some powerful Rohypnol. But with his general lack of talent, and penchant for refering to himself in the third person at all times, he'd probably need it industrial strength.

[Wolfshade]

Never underestimate the attraction of "celebrity" amongst certain sections of society.