A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Psychosplodge]

They might have some small inhabited islands.

[Mr Mystery]

Surely that's boring then as aren't they all already ****faced?

No no no.

You're confusing Ireland with Scotland.

You see, Ireland has a reputation for heavy drinking, and like to tell everyone, and have a sneaky break from drinking whilst they're at it.

Whereas Scotland are too busy drinking to bother shouting about it. Hence Grabbers wasn't made in Scotland. There'd be no point.

[Psychosplodge]

Ah I see.
That makes perfect sense.

[Mr Mystery]

That, and all that Smack tends to render one unintelligble beyond 11 a.m.

[KaiZie]

That, and all that Smack tends to render one unintelligble beyond 11 a.m.

Cheers, I just nearly fell off my office chair in fits of laughter....I'm now getting very odd looks

[Psychosplodge]

That, and all that Smack tends to render one unintelligble beyond 11 a.m.

Well there is that too...

[Mr Mystery]

Cheers, I just nearly fell off my office chair in fits of laughter....I'm now getting very odd looks

I live to serve. And shoot Smack. And drink lots. And fur up my arteries with deep fried battered everything.

[energongoodie]

NEWS FLASH

Working Title are currently making a Paddington Bear movie.

This made me smile.

[Mr Mystery]

Bah. Never did like Paddington. Or Winnie the Pooh. Or Rupert Bear.

No idea why. I like Bears. They're like bigger, deadlier, cuddlier Dogs, and part of me wishes we'd domesticated them as well.

[Wolfshade]

Paddington bear a story about how an illegal immigrant sponges of british society with an obscension for marmalade sandwiches. His dependency of this substance leads him into trouble frequently.

[Psychosplodge]

I feel he should have probably been quarantined on arrival...

[Kirsten]

What was relly confusing was this Irish Island....surely that's just Ireland?

Craggy Island, clearly.

[DrLove42]

Happy Weekend all!

[Wolfshade]

Monday came bringing rain and the boiler at work has broken :(

[KaiZie]

It's monday, it's 9 o'clock! It's forum time!

[Psychosplodge]

woo Monday... :rolleyes:

[Wolfshade]

Good news for you Splogy!! http://www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/bus-lanes-removal-rethink-after-pressure-from-cyclists-1-6157912

[Psychosplodge]

I don't generally drive up there anyway, And never since I stopped living there at peak times. Though it should improve the traffic flow.

What they really need to do is scrap 24 hours bus gates.

[Psychosplodge]

remember how every dollar spent on the war on drugs is a dollar not spent on research to make cat girls for domestic ownership?

Apparently the US has a law against it, Human Chimera Prohibition Act.

How messed up is that?

[Wolfshade]

The bill is clearly introduced by the lizardmen to stop the creation of non-authorised lizardmen who might prove the existance of lizardmen.

[Kirsten]

remember how every dollar spent on the war on drugs is a dollar not spent on research to make cat girls for domestic ownership?

Apparently the US has a law against it, Human Chimera Prohibition Act.

How messed up is that?

awwwww :(

[Psychosplodge]

The bill is clearly introduced by the lizardmen to stop the creation of non-authorised lizardmen who might prove the existance of lizardmen.

That explains everything.


awwwww :(

I know!

[Mr Mystery]

woo Monday... :rolleyes:

World War Z for me tonight! Not buying it. Gonna rent it off Sky Box Orifice, see if I actually likes it.

[Psychosplodge]

You read the book?

[Mr Mystery]

Nope.

Movie first, then book. Best way to avoid disappointment at movies and that.

Worked a treat with Watchmen, and even League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...... Watch movie, appreciate movie as a movie. Move on to source material, discover extrawinfun.

[Wolfshade]

I am glad that you are renting it from box office, grumble grumble.

I enjoyed it, saw it at the cinema, I have not read the book mind.

[Mr Mystery]

I am glad that you are renting it from box office, grumble grumble.

I enjoyed it, saw it at the cinema, I have not read the book mind.

Why ze Grumbling Wolfypoos?

Also, I see Amazon have had to taken down a 'Zombie Jimmy Saville' costume. The spoilsports.

[Wolfshade]

use of off instead of from :p

[Psychosplodge]

is that all? :rolleyes:

[Mr Mystery]

use of off instead of from :p

Well I ain't never seen nuffin' of the like I ain't.

*retreats to safe distance in a gentlemanly manner*

[Kirsten]

hehehe

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

[Wolfshade]

It is ok, I'm just being generally grouchy today.
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/howling-arctic-wolf-cub.jpg?w=800

[Psychosplodge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgoDDh4kE0

[Kirsten]

interesting video, but by god is his voice irritating :p

[Psychosplodge]

Really?
And here I was thinking it's quite a relaxing background drone...

[Mr Mystery]

hehehe

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

Knock Knock.

Who's There.

Euripedes

Euripedes who?

Euripedes trousers, Eumenides trousers

From The Young Ones :)

[Kirsten]

Really?
And here I was thinking it's quite a relaxing background drone...

he sounds like a bad Jeremy Clarkson impersonator auditioning for a film voice over role.

[Psychosplodge]

lmao.
that's hilarious.

[eldargal]

hehehe

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

Nice.:) Better than:

Q: What do you call a group of Greek bullies?

A: Eumenes

[Psychosplodge]

This is why we can't have nice things.


http://youtu.be/ONBJtnu-Rtk

[Mr Mystery]

This is why we can't have nice things.


http://youtu.be/ONBJtnu-Rtk

Hell is wrong with people?

[Psychosplodge]

I blame lack of proper sentencing, and cushy prisons.

[Mr Mystery]

I blame society refusing to own up to it's own failing and pointing the blame every which way but home :(

[Psychosplodge]

society? what is this?

[Gotthammer]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f84063040a5cb89b56f7d6552e0722d9/tumblr_mt35rscSmI1qlgbzbo3_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Ah man. Need a ciggie!

World War Z, dinner, ciggies, win. Yep. Tonight is looking rosey. May even nip up Tesco's to get Rocky Road ingredients. My team at work....they're all far, far too skinny. As the local member (and founder) of the BoLS League of Fatties, I cannot let this stand!

[Kirsten]

As the local member (and founder) of the BoLS League of Fatties, I cannot stand!

hehehehehe

[Mr Mystery]

Not without my belly wheel!

[Kirsten]

I think I have mentioned here previously the regular customer who can barely stand and has BO bad enough to clear the whole shop and make you feel physically ill

[Deadlift]

I think I have mentioned here previously the regular customer who can barely stand and has BO bad enough to clear the whole shop and make you feel physically ill

I used to get a few like that in the arcade, not anymore. ;)

[Kirsten]

my suggestion of some sort of decontamination room at the entrance was well received but ultimately not considered something the company would go for...

[eldargal]

What about a little sign 'no deoderant, no service"

[Deadlift]

my suggestion of some sort of decontamination room at the entrance was well received but ultimately not considered something the company would go for...

I quietly threatened to throw one fella in our skip if he didn't leave. Worked a treat.

[Kirsten]

What about a little sign 'no deoderant, no service"

I don't think there is enough deodorant in the world... we are talking about someone who once came in with blood all over his chin and neck, literally dribbling out of his mouth without noticing. nothing short of the sort of hosing down you see in prison films would do.

[Mr Mystery]

Mr Mystery's phrase of the month....

Crystal Maze, go.

To find oneself incapable of successfully completing the simplest of tasks whilst under pressure.

[eldargal]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/06ccc7143878a3a61cac13b0dc36c118/tumblr_musmgctQPZ1qewaxio1_1280.jpg

[Wildeybeast]

Total lies. Batman does not the power of being super hot.

[DrLove42]

Very true. But she doesn't have more money than god or the tech....

Evening all. I was so enjoying my day until seeing retarded CHS comments again....can't deal with that idiocy again

[Mr Mystery]

Yup.....plus...

Batman and Mr Mystery have a dust up. Not only does Mr Mystery get his head kicked in, but Batman finishes off with a 'thighs round the neck throw'. Mr Mystery feels somewhat violated.

Black Widow and Mr Mystery have a dust up. Not only does Mr Mystery get his head kicked in, but Black Widow finishes off with a 'thighs round the neck throw'. Mr Mystery's last words are said to have been 'treat me rough baby! WHEEEEEE!'

[Mr Mystery]

Very true. But she doesn't have more money than god or the tech....

Evening all. I was so enjoying my day until seeing retarded CHS comments again....can't deal with that idiocy again

Sorry about that. :(

[Rissan4ever]

Total lies. Batman does not the power of being super hot.
I beg to differ.

[Wolfshade]

Total lies. Batman does not the power of being super hot.
Depends what you mean by hot
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a3jrHlt71qzozj1.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Depends what you mean by hot
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a3jrHlt71qzozj1.jpg

And somehow still less camp than Adam West and Burt Ward.

[DrLove42]

Sorry about that. :(

It ain't you. You got brains

[Wildeybeast]

Depends what you mean by hot

This.

http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/20100427-scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2-black-widow-stills-07.jpg

Also, I said super hot.

[Mr Mystery]

This.

http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/20100427-scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2-black-widow-stills-07.jpg

Disturbingly, she looks like my friend's daughter, who I've known since she was...erm....8ish....

Yeah. Worrying. Though I don't at all fancy the daughter!

[Wildeybeast]

Methinks you doth protest too much.

[Wolfshade]

I am sure I saw a version of that photo's that over exposed her assets.

[Mr Mystery]

Methinks you doth protest too much.

Nope. Her Mum however.....

[Wildeybeast]

Doe her mum look like an older version of Scarlett then?

[Rissan4ever]

This.

http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/20100427-scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2-black-widow-stills-07.jpg

Also, I said super hot.

I must disagree. Christian Bale is super hot.

5382

[Mr Mystery]

Doe her mum look like an older version of Scarlett then?

Nope!

[Wolfshade]

Best bit of TV for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crv-0jHOcX4

[Wolfshade]

In a similiar vein
http://www.wobblymodelsyndrome.com/uploads/3/3/4/2/3342427/5399613_orig.jpg

[DarkLink]

Hammertime comes up a lot. Particularly since I play with a lot of hammers on Paladins, so my opponent thinks he's going to live, and then I'm like 'ok, hammer time. I do 15 Str 10 ap2 wounds that inflict ID. Go ahead and take your saves. Good luck.'

[Mr Mystery]

Has anyone converted up a 'Captain Ultramar' yet? On a bike, Stormshield mounted on the fairings....with Coteaz's Hammer, on account it looks a bit like Mjolnir?

[eldargal]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/21/article-2471011-18E2071D00000578-214_634x755.jpg
Nigella Lawson. I like where this is going.

[Wolfshead]

That's Nigella? I wouldn't have known if you hadn't said. I really don't think that hair suits her at all. The suit, on the other hand, does.

[Wolfshade]

Disaster!

Both boilers at work are out, there is no possibility of making tea in the office. Productivity will nose dive.

[Psychosplodge]

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

laughing so much right now...

Do you have no kettles?

[Wolfshade]

No. Such levels of technology are beyond us.

[Psychosplodge]

Sounds like someone needs to nip out to tesco/asda/somewhere

[Wolfshade]

Not our building. It would need to be pat tested which for economy reasons has been outsourced, risk assessed which has been out sourced and need to go through the correct procurement channels with the 7 competitive quotes to ensure we only pay 3x the price.

It was so much easier when my company owned the building, the facilities manager would just drive to tesco and pick up an handful.

In other news starpath:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02707/footpath_2707671b.jpg

[Bigred]

Ahem, move aside Scarlett,

Let the super hotness of a grown woman shine through...

http://popculturezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lucretia.jpg
the one, the only Lucy Lawless

[Wolfshade]

Of course back in the day when she was Xena...

[Psychosplodge]

Not our building. It would need to be pat tested which for economy reasons has been outsourced, risk assessed which has been out sourced and need to go through the correct procurement channels with the 7 competitive quotes to ensure we only pay 3x the price.

It was so much easier when my company owned the building, the facilities manager would just drive to tesco and pick up an handful.

In other news starpath:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02707/footpath_2707671b.jpg

But this is an emergency, surely they have a clause for emergency provision? And I don't think it requires pat testing for twelve months.


Ahem, move aside Scarlett,

Let the super hotness of a grown woman shine through...

http://popculturezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lucretia.jpg
the one, the only Lucy Lawless

*head tilt*

[Kirsten]

well I had a rather more civil discussion with the job seekers this morning. still accused of not trying hard enough, and my polite suggestion that they hadn't tried at all got the response 'we shouldn't have to tell you to do things' which seems a little hypocritical when they are not in fact doing anything themselves and it is their job...

[Psychosplodge]

No no no, dismissively waving at the useless touch screen terminals is what they're there for isn't it?

[Kirsten]

don't know about over there but here it is the job centre that dismissively waves at touch screen terminals, the job seekers is where you sign on and they shout at you. I explained the job centre had turned me down for course funding and she said that might be true but I should have put the form in sooner, made more of an effort. I pointed out it took me three months and my mother calling the friend of a friend to find somebody there who actually knew anything about the funding application system.

[Wolfshade]

I think my hounds have the best idea for this weather.
http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b489/_wolfshade_/IMAG0843_zpse52cb4fa.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

don't know about over there but here it is the job centre that dismissively waves at touch screen terminals, the job seekers is where you sign on and they shout at you. I explained the job centre had turned me down for course funding and she said that might be true but I should have put the form in sooner, made more of an effort. I pointed out it took me three months and my mother calling the friend of a friend to find somebody there who actually knew anything about the funding application system.

They're both in the same place here, at least in my experience.

Apparently I'm antisocial when I attempt to hibernate.

[KaiZie]

Hey Kirsten, have you tried agency work? I know you probably have but it's always helped me in the past

[KaiZie]

I hate the world. Stop stealing kids and such. News on the girl (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/22/21073879-american-couple-is-mystery-girl-found-in-roma-camp-our-missing-daughter?lite) they found in Greece

[Wolfshade]

And here we are again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24623025

video games blamed

[AirHorse]

Liverpool Youth Court had been told the 15-year-old boy acted as if he was in a "real-life video game".

Clearly the only reason he would do so would be to act out his video game fantasies. Definitely got nothing to do with the money he got out of it....

[Kirsten]

Hey Kirsten, have you tried agency work? I know you probably have but it's always helped me in the past

yeah, agencies over here don't want to know these days. they are only submitting one candidate to each vacancy, rather than sending half a dozen people and letting the employer decide, and I don't have enough recent experience to ever be the lucky one.

[Kirsten]

new 3DS

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/3DS_zps400280cf.jpg

[Kirsten]

I want a hedgehog :3

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/hedgehog_zps19fe7cc1.jpg

[Deadlift]

Looks like a little prick if you ask me (groan if you must) :D

[eldargal]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f068812c700c19b5a21454cfdac8d53c/tumblr_muf6ivKWdF1sjb2ipo1_500.jpg
Right in the feels.:(

For people who underestimate the power of makeup:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a293a987583f0157f2a4c262f3907b1e/tumblr_mv0zk32qEq1qitri8o1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Happy Wednesday.

Hope all is well. Hedgehogs, can't they just share?

[KaiZie]

What kind of bees make milk?


Boo-bees!

This is the caliber of joke I get on my favourite radio station at 8am

[Psychosplodge]

new 3DS

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/3DS_zps400280cf.jpg

Taking a selfie was hard...

http://i44.tinypic.com/2gxgzfc.jpg


Happy Wednesday.

Hope all is well. Hedgehogs, can't they just share?

Share?

http://i44.tinypic.com/23jsqpt.jpg

[Wolfshade]

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why.

[Wolfshade]

Share?
Hedge HOGS, as in hogging the hedge. Sigh. I don't know why I bother.

[Psychosplodge]

I got it. I meant that's the posted hedgehogs response as in share? As if...

[Wolfshade]

Ah I see.

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/10682428/animals-cute-hedgehog-husky-wolf-Favim.com-65774_large.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

The cropping is all wrong...

also squee overload

http://i39.tinypic.com/20z7o2a.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQngzapK5dM

One for y'all this morning.
I had to come back, you're all so wrong.

[Wolfshade]

We aren't wrong, we are alright.

Think of it as a mutual support group for issues. Though of course I don't have a problem, i CAN HANDLE IT OK?!

Ahem.

Anyways, welcome back to the desert of the real world.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

See the Farsight Enclave thing that I commented on.

[Wolfshade]

More importantly, we need to do something about the growing concern that is Lego and their minifigs>
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/minifigs.png

[Psychosplodge]

Well I do want an A- X- B- and y-wing

[Wolfshade]

Look into their cold dead eyes, the will be the ruibn of us all!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Awh. I like Lego.

[Psychosplodge]

It's ok they're not zombie hordes, fire will work on them...

[Wolfshade]

it is like living metal, it can just be re-formed. It will not die! (SR)

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/14/minifig.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Won't the fumes kill us?

[Psychosplodge]

it is like living metal, it can just be re-formed. It will not die! (SR)

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/14/minifig.jpg

Then we're ****ed.


Won't the fumes kill us?

No, only the brave volunteers defending the rest of us.

[Wolfshade]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/qRaH_GueAek/hqdefault.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f068812c700c19b5a21454cfdac8d53c/tumblr_muf6ivKWdF1sjb2ipo1_500.jpg
Right in the feels.:(

For people who underestimate the power of makeup:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a293a987583f0157f2a4c262f3907b1e/tumblr_mv0zk32qEq1qitri8o1_500.jpg

Yes yes yes. Impressive makeup. But you still can't polish a turd with it. Which is why man invented beer goggles! And linked them to man's natural safety catch!

[eldargal]

Mythbusters proved you could polish poo!:p

[Mr Mystery]

Then explain Big Brother, clever trousers!

Also, now submitted 'safety catch' to Roger's Profanisaurus for inclusion in their esteemed periodicals.

'how Dave! Did you see who Baz went home with last night....Carlsbeg Lil!'
'Baz man, is that true?'
'I'd has a skinful, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Thankfully I'd left the safety catch on so nowt went off'

[eldargal]

Is that like a little suicide vest for your penis or something? "Unauthorised access detected, self destruct countdown initiated 5..4..3..2..1..."*floomph* "OH GOD how did I think this was a good idea?!"

[Wolfshade]

Mythbusters proved you could polish poo!:p

While you can polish a turd, it is far easier to roll it in glitter...

[Psychosplodge]

http://i44.tinypic.com/zksw2g.png

http://i43.tinypic.com/nya2jm.png

[Mr Mystery]

Is that like a little suicide vest for your penis or something? "Unauthorised access detected, self destruct countdown initiated 5..4..3..2..1..."*floomph* "OH GOD how did I think this was a good idea?!"

Nature's answer to industrial strength Beer Goggles....the spirit is inexplicably willing, but Mr Winkle has decided on civil disobedience.

[Psychosplodge]

Could be worse, could get bored halfway through and give up...

[KaiZie]

Nature's answer to industrial strength Beer Goggles....the spirit is inexplicably willing, but Mr Winkle has decided on civil disobedience.

Ahh, commonly known as Brewer's Droop

[Mr Mystery]

That's the one! Because occasionally, the little brain does know best.....or at least when it was just taking the piss, egging on the big brain.

[KaiZie]

Sometimes is likes to really mess about and make you think you need a piss, so you stumble to the gents, shuffle into a urinal, and then it giggles at you saying "Only joking"....i hate that guy some times

[Psychosplodge]

^yes I really hate that guy!

[Wolfshade]

Awesome, even if it is masterminded by cat.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710

[Psychosplodge]

Seen it.

Now what kits would I need to make a discord?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2s9u3ye.jpg

[KaiZie]

What's more, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22727753

[Psychosplodge]

ffs just found the uncut japanese edit(not the butchered US dub that deletes her lesbian friend) of card captors but it's £82 :eek:

[eldargal]

I have no clue what that is but I approve of lesbian friends so you have my sympathy.

[KaiZie]

82 quid! mental! I found a copy of the Fairy Tail Soundtrack that was going for about £150. Now that really stung when i found that

[energongoodie]

I hope people watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayoD7c82y0w

[DrLove42]

Never watched any Misfits.

Evening all. Hope all is well

[energongoodie]

Now's the perfect time to start :)

[DrLove42]

I'll wait for it all to be on Netflix and series crunch

[energongoodie]

Series 1 and 2 are the best. This series is pretty good. Series 4 is right out bar 2 episodes.

[Psychosplodge]

I have no clue what that is but I approve of lesbian friends so you have my sympathy.

Its a really cool anime with the most adawbs winged sidekick ever. But it never made sense, apparently that's because the English dub was re cut by the merican studio and hacks chunks of story out.


82 quid! mental! I found a copy of the Fairy Tail Soundtrack that was going for about £150. Now that really stung when i found that

Yeah but what did you do? :D



Never watched any Misfits.

Evening all. Hope all is well

Evening Doc. Don't reckon much to this restricted daytime browsing...
I never got on with the misfits. Considering I'd happily drown the characters they never really engaged my sympathy as a viewer...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My new favourite thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_3mNCaJgNM

Very Origin of Symmetry era Muse-esque.
I will be watching these pair very closely.

[Psychosplodge]

see this is stuck in my head at the moment


http://youtu.be/5B7pNJD6Q10

[Wolfshade]

All Hail Thor's Day!

How are we all?
Last night I was watching Hemlock Road/Grove/whatever. I can't decide if it is truely bad or just has some gaping plot holes.
Things I have learnt from it:
Famke Janssen - Does a really bad accent.
Bill Skarsgård - is kinda wimpy and scrawny when compared to his big brother Alexander

also, if they whole town suspects something it must be true.

However, the first shifting from man to wolf was nicely done, if slightly gross, more of the old wolf ripping out of the human skin than the less painful morphs of recent years. (I'm looking at you twiglit).

[Psychosplodge]

All hail indeed.

MOT re-test this afternoon.
And I wish I knew why I keep waking up at ten past five every morning, it's getting more than irritating now...

[Wolfshade]

Get a few hours of CivV in?

[Psychosplodge]

lol the PC while quiet is still noisy enough to disturb at that time.
I suppose I could continue my quest to catch them all, but then I'll be even more worn out by the time I collapse for my friday evening nap...

[Wolfshade]

Bake a cake?

[Wolfshade]

Bake a cake?

[Psychosplodge]

I suppose I could, but that won't do my figure much cop...

[Wolfshade]

Well if you cycled as well you can eat as much cake and pie as you like, trust me :)

[Psychosplodge]

but effort. It's uphill both ways to work and home.

[Mr Mystery]

but effort. It's uphill both ways to work and home.

Gardening?

Also, got honked off with GTA V last night. Heist went exceedingly well. Results in a five star wanted level.....and the main driving character is in the passenger seat....made a break for the country....managed to find a decent hiding place.....fecking helicopter spawns on top of me.....oh, and Rozzers riding on the running board don't go flying when you hit their truck head on.....

[Aenir]

Or live action 40k?

[Wolfshade]

Have you considered investing in an electric bike to assist on the climb?

Just tried beef jerky, urgh, that was foul.

[Psychosplodge]

But I've got a car?
Suppose I could get an illegal scrambler and cut across the country park :D

[Wolfshade]

Yeah but the whole idea was that you could still eat these cakes you were baking.

I suppose you could always sell them, baking is the new vogue.

[Wolfshade]

Also: Saints Row 4 Enter the Dominatrix DLC available now.

[Psychosplodge]

O_O

[eldargal]

*flails excitedly*

[Wolfshade]

*flails excitedly*

I think that that was at the prospect of 'splogy making cakes...

[Psychosplodge]

I used to make excellent cakes. I just haven't really done any for years though.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

see this is stuck in my head at the moment


http://youtu.be/5B7pNJD6Q10

Yey Sweden!
Yey Thor!
YEY!

[Psychosplodge]

Also yay Asterix

[Wolfshade]

I used to make excellent cakes. I just haven't really done any for years though.

I used to make excellent cakes, till I too a cookie to the knee...

[Psychosplodge]

I used to make excellent cakes, till I too a cupcake to the knee...

ftfy

[Wolfshade]

http://www.janedonald.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cookie-monster-cupcakes-2.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Best of both worlds...

[KaiZie]

http://www.janedonald.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cookie-monster-cupcakes-2.jpg

Please tell me there's a recipe attached to these!?

[Wolfshade]

There is this one: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/873655/cookie-monster-cupcakes
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/sites/bbcgoodfood.com/files/styles/bbcgf_recipe/public/user-recipe/Cookie%20monsters_4.JPG?itok=dMW0NPwu

Or this one: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2013/06/27/how-to-decorate-cookie-monster-cupcakes/
http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/how-to-make-cookie-monster-cupcakes.jpg

Or these: http://birdonacake.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/om-nom-nom-nom.html
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qn_9LjzjryU/TrKuFc_wSPI/AAAAAAAABO0/8R_E9buTjjw/s400/Cookie+Monster+cupcake6+logo.jpg

But the original I can't find :(

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

We have a cupcake shop here that makes those

[Psychosplodge]

Sugarcube corner?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I dunno.

[Psychosplodge]

google it :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm going to imagine that it has something to do with Ponies, seeing as there's that equine urban myth surrounding sugar cubes.

[Psychosplodge]

What myth would that be? O_o

[Wolfshade]

He is too wise for your horse games.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm serious, what myth?

Also who? me?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Many people like to feed horses special treats such as carrots, sugar cubes, peppermint candies, or specially manufactured horse "cookies."

[Psychosplodge]

That's not a myth though. Apparently they like cider too :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The myth is that it is good for them.

[Psychosplodge]

oh I see.

[Wolfshade]

Better than working at a glue factory, it kills them...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Fak u dolan.

[Psychosplodge]

Words fail me

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-24655701

[Rissan4ever]

Wow. I don't know about the UK, but in the US, they can (and do) arrest you for that crap.

[Psychosplodge]

They can and occasionally make examples of people.

But they're usually busy persecuting motorists.

[Wolfshade]

-There is a spider in my house and my mom's gone out
-How old are you?
-48
D'oh

For the second one if her 'phone isn't working how is she calling the police.

How these call handlers keep their cool I shall never know.

[AirHorse]

She was desperate! She didn't take things lightly! She couldn't make her hair appointment! She definitely wouldn't dream of calling 999 when it wasn't a life and death emergency...

[Wolfshade]

She was desperate! She didn't take things lightly! She couldn't make her hair appointment! She definitely wouldn't dream of calling 999 when it wasn't a life and death emergency...

Yeah, also I am amazed that the second person could not think of a number for directory enquiries, or the men with moustaches or maureen et al.

These are so frequent, I say bang em' up for life, that'll teach tehm!

[KaiZie]

You placed a non-emergency call to an emergency line!? 25 to life sucka!

[AirHorse]

Yeah, also I am amazed that the second person could not think of a number for directory enquiries, or the men with moustaches or maureen et al.

These are so frequent, I say bang em' up for life, that'll teach tehm!

I like to give them the benefit of the doubt in that they were trying to decide if they SHOULD give them a number to dial at all!

Its appalling what kind of entitlement people think they have, especially on the phone. I work for a company that deals with veterinary advice lines and the amount of people who have misdialled us when looking for a hair dresser or a car insurance company or something that think that the person on the other end of the line should be providing them with the correct number to dial despite them ringing totally the wrong number is astounding!

[Wolfshade]

Well given that there is 101 the non-emergency number I find it hard to believe this

[Wildeybeast]

D'oh

For the second one if her 'phone isn't working how is she calling the police.

How these call handlers keep their cool I shall never know.

This was on our local news and they played the call itself. She didn't sound quite 'right'. 48, living with her mum and calling the police over a spider. The family conclusion was she had some sort of learning difficulties. Though most of them are just morons without any excuse.

[Mr Mystery]

Completed the main story on GTA V today....

And Arkham Origins arrives tomorrow.

YAY TIMING!

[Wolfshade]

http://randomoverload.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/f34c1e516a9e25df.gif.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

http://media.desura.com/cache/images/groups/1/3/2055/thumb_940x3000/angrymarine.jpg

[eldargal]

Because they look like uncooked sausages.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What Chapter Tactics would the Angry Marines have? xD

[Wolfshade]

Because it is spotty and I have no custard?

[Psychosplodge]

Poke 'em in the Eye!
Oh no that'd be the Emperor's pointy sticks...

[Wolfshade]

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/3310637/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=1.png

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It'd be:
Always angry, all the time...
Any model with Chapter Tactics (Angry Marines) has the USR Rage, and Counter-attack

F*** you!
You can take no allied detachments for this army, and every model with Chapter Tactics (Angry Marines) has Hatred (EVERYTHING!)

[Wolfshade]

On a less angry aside:

http://www.phonebloks.com/

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70418000/jpg/_70418795_phonebloks_open.jpg

Modular 'phone that you can upgrade each section :)

[Psychosplodge]

oh bugger my screens fell off again... :rolleyes:

[Wolfshade]

You could have a good jape and invert people's component.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My friend and colleague Sam told me about this thing a couple of months ago, I think it sounds pretty cool.

[Wolfshade]

I have to agree. Plus being modular makes it easy to upgrade.

It of course just needs sustained investment, and the parts to fit snug enough so that they don't fall off while in your pocket.

[Mr Mystery]

I'm watching VHS. Yes, it's another 'found footage' horror.....

But so far it's actually quite good. And I suspect general sentiment would please many a young lady!

[Psychosplodge]

I'm watching VHS. Yes, it's another 'found footage' horror.....

But so far it's actually quite good. And I suspect general sentiment would please many a young lady!

Porn?

[Mr Mystery]

Nah. Compilation horror film.

If you don't mind found footage shaky cam, it's a winner. If shaky cam isn't your thing, probably best avoided. Though I'm on the fence with shaky cam normally, this suits it nicely.

[Psychosplodge]

Ah found footage horror was open to interpretation :D

Shaky cam gets on my tits

[Mr Mystery]

As it goes, this is a seriously superior effort, with some genuinely creepy (if easily achieved) effects.

Acting is well above par for this particular course as well.

Definitely worth a watch. Shaky cam isn't massively shaky either, but will still put off those who don't like it.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i39.tinypic.com/10dd189.png

[Mr Mystery]

Ah Red Alert 2, finest of all Command and Conquers!

[Psychosplodge]

Well I was thinking a cross of this


http://youtu.be/b5YfYtZ32d4

and this

http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40kfanon/images/c/cd/Drive_me_closer_i_want_to_hit_them_with_my_sword.p ng

but yeah now I think about its not just a crossover, but a threeway...

[Wolfshade]

I don't know any more.

Also, looks like today would be a good day to build your ark.

[Psychosplodge]

Nope, suns out.
Rained a lot yesterday...

Plus I live about five or six hundred feet above sea level I think....

[Wolfshade]

River Don is also up with you :)

Plus when the torrential rain comes down you'll want to have your ark already built.

[Psychosplodge]

We have a small collection of rivers. but they're all far enough away for me :D

[Mr Mystery]

14:36 hours...still no sign of my Arkham Origins......

[Wolfshade]

We have a small collection of rivers. but they're all far enough away for me :D

Famous last words...

[Psychosplodge]

considering entire villages would need to be under water...

We loooked on a map once, there were contours and everything.

[eldargal]

Contours ftw.

[Mr Mystery]

Hurr!

14:50 hours. Not so much as a sniff of Arkham Origins.

If that fat illegitimate of a postie has swiped it....

[eldargal]

I have Concerns about Arkham Origins. New developer and a review embargo, huge step backwards for female presence, so reliant on the Joker has a story crutch they have to go backwards in time to keep him in it after the voice actor says he isn't doing it anymore. Worrisome.

[Mr Mystery]

Worth a shot at playing. Should be able to cane it this weekend, and if it's poop, trade it in at CEX for the same amount I paid for it.

[Wolfshade]

Stop Press!

Spreadable Beer for Toast
http://www.selfridges.com/en/Features-Gifts/Categories/The-Selfridges-Edit/The-Gift-List-Under-GBP50/For-Him/Greta-blond-ale-spreadable-beer-280g_554-2001326-SPREADABLEBEERALTAQUOTAGRE/

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah but it'd require going to selfridges which requires a trip to manchester or worse leeds

anyway

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4c2aa41fba35ccb4b4aa3c02f17eb30/tumblr_mqogg3DjAm1rgccj3o1_500.png

[Mr Mystery]

Stop Press!

Spreadable Beer for Toast
http://www.selfridges.com/en/Features-Gifts/Categories/The-Selfridges-Edit/The-Gift-List-Under-GBP50/For-Him/Greta-blond-ale-spreadable-beer-280g_554-2001326-SPREADABLEBEERALTAQUOTAGRE/


Poncey marmite then.

[Rissan4ever]

Stop Press!

Spreadable Beer for Toast
http://www.selfridges.com/en/Features-Gifts/Categories/The-Selfridges-Edit/The-Gift-List-Under-GBP50/For-Him/Greta-blond-ale-spreadable-beer-280g_554-2001326-SPREADABLEBEERALTAQUOTAGRE/
Ew. Just... ew. Beer is gross.

Slew of posts defending beer in 3... 2... 1...

[Mr Mystery]

Don't worry.

Re-education teams are on their way to your location....

[Rissan4ever]

I'll be waiting for them with a hot cup of tea. And a gun (because, America).

[Wolfshade]

Each to their own, but being from Virginia I am not sure you are qualified to comment on beer ;)

I cannot imagine it would taste particularly pleasing, I've never while drinking a pint thought, "hmmm if only I could dip my toast in this"

Marmite is of course an abomination.

[Rissan4ever]

Marmite is of course an abomination.
I can't disagree with that. When I think of things that should never be spread on toast, beer and mushed up vegetables are pretty near the top. Like, just under poop.

[Wolfshade]

No, marmite isn't veggiemite, marmite is mate from yeast extract, specifically the waste yeast from brewing, hence the marmite factory is in burton (home of british brewing).

[DrLove42]

Marmite is the droppings from the cages in Satans zoo mushed into a paste and sold for no reason

[Rissan4ever]

LOL! Ok, Marmite now outranks standard poop as the number one thing I don't want on toast.

[Mr Mystery]

Oh well. All the more Marmites for me!

Also....17:01, and still no sodding Arkham Origins...

[Rissan4ever]

This one's for you, Psychosplodge. Thought you may know about it already.

Pony Creator (http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904)

And here's pony me!
5415

[Kirsten]

Also....17:01, and still no sodding Arkham Origins...

it is goooood

[Bigred]

So someone want to give us Yanks a clear explanation of the pro/cons - differences between Marmite/Vegemite.

We only get hushed cautionary tales and of course this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Which sets up the irrefutable connection between Vegemite and white pants...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I just destroyed the Team Leader.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[eldargal]

http://media.tumblr.com/db9fee23ffe1d16f3d189c850ca23095/tumblr_mv57l68ggj1rprch2o1_500.png

[Kirsten]

lol, true

[Mr Mystery]

EHRMAGERD ERKURM UGRIIGRN!!!!!

So good!

[DrLove42]

Number 7000.

Happy weekend folks, enjoy that extra hour in bed