The Stupid Pun Thread

[Mr Mystery]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/031_viz176_finbarr.jpg

Classic Viz :)

[Psychosplodge]

*snort*

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/reptile_zpszzpmgvqz.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/reptile_zpszzpmgvqz.jpg.html)

[Mr Mystery]

The one thing about eating clocks, is that it's really time consuming.

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/f2937e8ca779e89ef2e36df7d3afe460/tumblr_nn5xf1QXf71qzcv7no1_540.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Screen-Shot-2014-10-31-at-18.55.48.png

[Mr Mystery]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-07-at-11.15.10.png

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http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/061.jpg

[eldargal]

That last one's transphobic.

[Alaric]

That last one's transphobic.

LOL, guess u have a monopoly on the hateful posts.

[Mud Duck]

That last one's transphobic.
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-Huh? Please explain, because I'm missing something.

[Mr Mystery]

The terms used are derogatory, and used almost exclusively by third parties and not the LGBT community.

[Psychosplodge]

I never realised transvestites were part of the LGBT community, I thought it was just a fetish?

[Mr Mystery]

Fetish for some. Others, an expression of the gender identity.

It's a big convoluted world out there :)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/v1qGT2L.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1a0f4642c95efb977df56cb983ed34c9/tumblr_inline_n2hvowWbQ61qj60e4.png

[Psychosplodge]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/c1f6d4b461164d6787e620991edfc416/tumblr_mpuxm2FIFS1rkr9muo1_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

You can't run in a campsite.

You can only ran, because it's always past tents.

[Psychosplodge]

So childish (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365) :D

[Kirsten]

I saw that this morning. there's a brand you don't want all over.

[Psychosplodge]

Idk I knew a girl that liked to end her evening that way ;)

[Kirsten]

in Indian casual wear?

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah why not. :p

[Psychosplodge]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/44883f48a418f7b224dace67e2414383/tumblr_nkp4h7BgCS1tz1tn6o1_540.jpg

[Mud Duck]

Sugar crash?

[Psychosplodge]

think its a song lyric?

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/b456cd63bd66fea728b1596b0736b922/tumblr_o0l71lPPXi1rng702o1_r1_540.png
https://41.media.tumblr.com/32d7fafd003618f8699a2dc269898e50/tumblr_o0l71lPPXi1rng702o2_r1_500.png

[Mr Mystery]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3c01300ee16d957bbaf7446d0b26cfb5/tumblr_nught0cZ801qhejp9o2_500.png

[Psychosplodge]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/misunderstood-kim-jong-un.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/81bbf2179abfe77fdd54a6483735da30/tumblr_o1kixwRF8i1rpb34po1_540.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

17324

[Tyrendian]

17509

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/6okdWJu.jpg?1

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/jmICsiD.png?1

[Psychosplodge]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/ac4e4ed166959d301b30db6c69c91378/tumblr_o7zhxnuUFb1v5cr2lo3_1280.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/a496abd2b73f10e0703297d34cd2520d/tumblr_inline_on5fg0nlZy1u7zfb0_540.jpg