The Stupid Pun Thread

[ElectricPaladin]

What would you call this website if it was a collection of forgotten puns?

Bell of Lost LOLs.

Your turn.

[Wolfshade]

There are plenty of forgotten puns in the off-topic threads,

What is a heretics favourite breakfast cereal? Khorne Flakes

[lobster-overlord]

wow, this thread is going to have me in stitches.

[Aenir]

I used to spend a lot of time in a butcher's shoppe until I moved... The Last words I told him were.... Shanks for the Memories!

[Wolfshade]

http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?37238-The-General-Pooter-Games-Thread&p=395693&viewfull=1#post395693 from 402 to 423 inc.

[eldargal]

I'm famous for my terrible, terrible puns. Just ask Gott. But I remain punrepentant.

[Gotthammer]

I'm famous for my terrible, terrible puns. Just ask Gott. But I remain punrepentant.

It's true, but I'll see you punished for it one of these days.

[eldargal]

Punlikely.

[Gotthammer]

ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

[eldargal]

:cool:

[Gotthammer]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/3737ed101e8dd5bd585afda8d9c25de7/tumblr_mx5s2bzbru1qajuaro1_400.gif

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY - your death will be quick and pineless.

[eldargal]

Cause of death: uncone.

[Gotthammer]

Well at least you're not making jokes about sausage - those are the wurst.

[eldargal]

Been trying to think up a sausage pun, but I can't think of a wiener.

[Gotthammer]

To me they're just like a skinless banana - completely without appeal.



Also:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf6b3a6cd0cdae537c1f233e6f9dcfa9/tumblr_n1irlaAckO1qewacoo1_500.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc0d7c13c31bee09870658747b401ab1/tumblr_n1irlaAckO1qewacoo2_500.png

http://31.media.tumblr.com/085de3184fcc4ae6572204decd3247b9/tumblr_n1irlaAckO1qewacoo3_500.png

[eldargal]

I didn't realise those eagles were so damned big.><

I do relish a good food pun.

[Gotthammer]

Aye, a good one is berry delicious.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

[eldargal]

Not everyone likes food puns, some people really ate them.

I'm all in favour of thespians.;)

[Gotthammer]

I've gotta say that one's pretty half baked...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsvw3JE6z1r5r5uqo1_400.gif

;)


And speaking of groups, I met a girl at my vegetarian club and she said we knew each other but I'd never seen herbivore.

[eldargal]

Atyeast I tried.

;)

I hear vegetarians are often quite lonely as they don't meat people.

[Gotthammer]

Thanks for the laugh, I really kneaded it :p

I think vegetarianism is a huge missed steak actually.

[eldargal]

You're welcome, just I doughnt know when to stop.;)

[Gotthammer]

Be careful though, with a good food pun is a rare medium well done.

[eldargal]

Don't worry, hen it comes to food puns I'm a seasoned veteran.

[Gotthammer]

That one is so bad it should be classified as gruel and unusual punishment.

[eldargal]

I'm punstoppable.;)

I enjoy food puns, they really let me ham the point home.

[Gotthammer]

I get often distracted thinking of food puns, must be my short attention spam.

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5ef7dc51c1765b5ac30b32c125bf76f4/tumblr_n1sbqddwW71rmvu7eo1_250.gif https://24.media.tumblr.com/99def94149e26b62d8beba35ba584cf0/tumblr_n1sbqddwW71rmvu7eo2_250.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/5bc1d82345b450993b6dd5a61cb68a74/tumblr_n1sbqddwW71rmvu7eo3_250.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/28cdfab80a03607e3850f4ca84f6384f/tumblr_n1sbqddwW71rmvu7eo4_250.gif

Thane's bad dad jokes (http://ferelden.tumblr.com/tagged/thanedj).

[Aenir]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/47b93c5387b27869066989cdf869b60f/tumblr_mvfkdeULOO1rmomguo1_500.jpg

[Aenir]

So, I was trying to work on a mystery, took me to A Florists, I asked him what he knew about the case. He shushed me and said... Mum's the Word
http://www.flowerphoto.org/image/flower/Mum-flower.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

The Stupid Pun Thread

Like there's any other type?

[Wolfshade]

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620092718/eddworld/images/4/45/Cheese.jpg

[eldargal]

Cheeses forgives.

[Wolfshade]

Whey to milk a pun...

[Psychosplodge]

http://i58.tinypic.com/o5cmlc.gif
http://i60.tinypic.com/zw0wlx.gif
http://i61.tinypic.com/2ennnuc.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Hey look! There's Jimmy Carr not being particularly witty or funny, again.

[eldargal]

Hey look! There's Jimmy Carr not being particularly witty or funny, again.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/8378988.jpg
He was supposed to be the chosen pun.

[Psychosplodge]

Hey look! There's Jimmy Carr not being particularly witty or funny, again.

Well considering he specialises in puns what do you expect?

[Wolfshade]

Maybe we should layden to rest.

[Mr Mystery]

Well considering he specialises in puns what do you expect?

By pun do you mean achingly obvious 'observations', and really-not-at-all funny anecdotes about contrived situations?

[Psychosplodge]

pretty much.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/30vd7bs.png

[Wolfshade]

Chemi-Kazi

I had hoped that they were a port-a-loo service, they are instead a cleaning firm.

Edit:
This wasn't a pun I came up with, I was travelling to Mass and loo and behold it crossed my path at traffic lights

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/eccaf1aaf466e7e7a1b2d9a0e548aa7d/tumblr_n1mwofdu9r1rkemkyo1_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

*head desk*

[Psychosplodge]

http://i57.tinypic.com/rlb9dl.jpg
http://i62.tinypic.com/e6f22w.jpg
http://i59.tinypic.com/b5pklw.jpg
http://i58.tinypic.com/2dkz67p.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/206d2tz.png
http://i57.tinypic.com/kcmlug.jpg

[Wolfshade]

#winning :)

[Aenir]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3982608128/hD1663000

[Wolfshade]

How do Blood Angels like their pasta? Al Dante...

[Wolfshade]

You should see the solid state of my hard drive

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bca25499f4be0d6aaecac095d52a261a/tumblr_inline_mpxkm6irgD1qz4rgp.gif

Hue Jackman

[Psychosplodge]

Funnier as its manchester

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr04/13/12/enhanced-buzz-16987-1397405899-8.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Hehe,

Spent of lot of time drinking there

[Psychosplodge]

:confused:

[Wolfshade]

Rockworld is round the corner

[Psychosplodge]

oh, i wasn't aware there was any kind of rock club in manchester, thought they were too busy with their britpop

[Wolfshade]

The guy who made the brummie clubs migrated north you see.

[Necron2.0]

In high school, in a comparative government class, we were studying Anarchy as a governmental form, and philosophers whose beliefs in government could be considered anarchistic. We'd been studying this one particular philosopher for some time, and the teacher announced one day that we had to move on.

I shrieked, "SIR! We cannot just 'move on!' That would be taking Gandhi from babies!!"

The teacher threatened to "Thoreau" me out of class.

[Psychosplodge]

you anarchist you :D

[Psychosplodge]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/9/3/13/enhanced-buzz-6451-1378229372-9.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Awesome

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/5vd6is.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Thanks splogy I now have tea dripping from my monitor...

[Psychosplodge]

you'll need to dry that

[Wolfshade]

I have tissues.

Actually it might be an IT service call..

[Psychosplodge]

I don't think cycling the power supply will help

[Wolfshade]

I cycle everything!

[DWest]

Have you tried kicking it?

[Necron2.0]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/133/b/f/scary_by_necron2_0-d4ydkkx.png

[Rory Wildwards]

This thread is terrible....
Punitive measures should be taken.

[Tyrendian]

How dare you insult this Glorious Thread! You must be punished!

[eldargal]

No one can insult the pun thread with impunity.

[Tyrendian]

who is BOLSs official Punisher anyway?

[lobster-overlord]

Some puny guy.

[Mr Mystery]

Have you tried kicking it?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Well. Finger tips.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i58.tinypic.com/nq1r1g.png

This might go over the head of the youth of today...

[Psychosplodge]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rz51rd.jpg

[Wolfshade]

First thought: Where is my blender?

[eldargal]

I don't like Durthu, he is a real son of a beech.

[Psychosplodge]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/1526638_618374538245844_1335009857_n.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

http://i58.tinypic.com/cnbrp.jpg

[Aenir]

http://static.squarespace.com/static/508f2f9ae4b044ecf46f20ae/t/5359a415e4b0042efcedfef7/1398383639467/TaraMannTypePun1

[Psychosplodge]

NSFW but hilarious pun (https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6cuwv6bE1r2ib5xo1_500.jpg)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i57.tinypic.com/17y3hl.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Avogadro's number?

Mole in the hand?

[Psychosplodge]

I've got this mole on my hand...

[Psychosplodge]

How about a visual pun?

By the way that's your mind :D

http://i59.tinypic.com/28hiqo7.jpg

[eldargal]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7f5bb8840d6d83f321991a5468290df5/tumblr_n5m1dlMV9h1qj8nkyo1_500.png

[Psychosplodge]

*head tilt*
:confused:

[eldargal]

Neighthan.:p Son of a unnicorn.

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah I saw that, it wasn't the pun that confused me, just the unholy union of the most mystical and pure of creatures with a shambling undead beast with insatiable hunger.
I mean how does that possibly work?

[Aegwymourn]

Yeah I saw that, it wasn't the pun that confused me, just the unholy union of the most mystical and pure of creatures with a shambling undead beast with insatiable hunger.
I mean how does that possibly work?

opposites attract?

[Psychosplodge]

opposites attract?

:D

[Gotthammer]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”



-


a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

[Wolfshade]

: slow clap :

[Gotthammer]

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

I guess it would be better if this had a pun in there wooden tit?

[Psychosplodge]

*head desk*

That one was painful

[Gotthammer]

If you think that's bad imagine if she got a splinter.

[Psychosplodge]

ouch.
boob splinters :eek:

Though think of the knocking if she was getting a good seeing to over a wooden dining table :D

[Tyrendian]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”



-


a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

1st one I knew, second pretty much killed me... :D

[Gotthammer]

1st one I knew, second pretty much killed me... :D

I'm surprised, I posted it on a Friday but really I do my best work on Saturday and Sunday - the rest are weekdays.

[Wildeybeast]

Why is this thread still going. These silly jokes are completely punacceptable.

[Wolfshade]

You can't reason with pundamentalists

[Psychosplodge]

http://i59.tinypic.com/52zyo4.gif
http://i60.tinypic.com/15f6iae.gif
http://i58.tinypic.com/xdt9ip.gif
http://i61.tinypic.com/riyfko.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Fnarr!

[eldargal]

http://wwwpinknewscouk.c.presscdn.com/images/2014/05/conchita-wurst-700x460.jpg

[Tyrendian]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6209682176/h93CC52C5/




https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7897718272/h9C178ABD/

[Gotthammer]

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*



:p


Twin subwoofers:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/167924571153fca547f241cc0dfbdce6/tumblr_n5s2tlAHFx1rb179lo1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

that is awdababs

[Wildeybeast]

No it's not. People who make pets wear clothes or other unnecessary accessories are idiots.

[Psychosplodge]

true, but how else are you going to give a dog pockets for its puppies?

[Psychosplodge]

Also close enough
(http://rachelreine.tumblr.com/post/87211100454)

[Wildeybeast]

true, but how else are you going to give a dog pockets for its puppies?

They've managed without them so far.

[Psychosplodge]

Women have done without pockets in their clothes for years too, but they're not happy about it...

[eldargal]

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “**** ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
Source (http://catesstrophe.tumblr.com/post/61241580664). True btw.

[Psychosplodge]

See I was looking for that to support my point

[Tyrendian]

Let's have a garden party! Lettuce Turnip the Beet!

[lobster-overlord]

Let's have a garden party! Lettuce Turnip the Beet!

That was so bad that you win. I'm throwing in the trowel.

[Mr Mystery]

That was so bad that you win. I'm throwing in the trowel.

Hoe hoe!

- - - Updated - - -

Right then. You're for it now. Behold! VIZ CRAP JOKES!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_scfe5YzN958/S-zTzLsph3I/AAAAAAAAB8Q/GwefYshQu_8/s1600/Cross+dresser.gif

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlyDLULfcdv8INh8qLSTxRF-haceqIgZQCwUDa-m2SK6t_3lI0

http://i.imgur.com/l8vHK.gif

http://i31.servimg.com/u/f31/13/81/64/10/sweet10.gif

And a random feministy one.
http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/tomtomlescradd.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9afdb6ce7e24d9b245c8ff677f70ba19/tumblr_n486fwxIOI1tp0vo3o1_500.jpg

"Be a dear and stop kissing me."
"I can't, you're such a fox!"

[Wolfshade]

I cannot see the image but I am imagining a interspeices shenanigans.

[Gotthammer]

Here's one that's really on point:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/64c5193d53cb2eab3c9df6033263c7e3/tumblr_n4t2ffvSt81r8d08no1_500.jpg

I guess he's

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Robbin' the bank

Yeeeaaahhhhhh!

[Gotthammer]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/c31fa43e24a5f95cafd877ebf03efb62/tumblr_n6zhhoL2uA1r25kgko1_1280.jpg

[lobster-overlord]

that'th jutht horrible.

[Tyrendian]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6897882112/h0AE4381D/

[Wolfshade]

I used to make a lot of philosphy puns, then I discovered I Kant make a living from it as it is such a Niztche market.

[Gotthammer]

Vampire looking in the mirror while masturbating.

Didn't see that one coming.

[Mr Mystery]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/c31fa43e24a5f95cafd877ebf03efb62/tumblr_n6zhhoL2uA1r25kgko1_1280.jpg

I don't get it.

[Gotthammer]

http://childrentopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/one-fish-two-fish1.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Vampire looking in the mirror while masturbating.

Didn't see that one coming.

Urgh, does it make it any better that I was eating rice pudding while reading that?

[Mr Mystery]

Ahhh. Dr Seuss.

Probably explains why I didn't get it. Don't like Dr Seuss stuff.

[Psychosplodge]

say it with a lisp

[eldargal]

http://childrentopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/one-fish-two-fish1.jpg

Still don't get it.:p

[Gotthammer]

Can tell you studied the arts all right...


:p

[eldargal]

Why is five taking the place of fish? does not understand.:p

[Gotthammer]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3ylxkUQH1qafok3.gif

Dork :p

[Kirsten]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/c31fa43e24a5f95cafd877ebf03efb62/tumblr_n6zhhoL2uA1r25kgko1_1280.jpg

I didn't get it either

[Necron2.0]

"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP, but you might not get it."

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/075/1/9/tmwl1_by_necron2_0-d4szqo8.jpg

Engineering humor ... only slightly worse than Vogon Poetry.

[ElectricPaladin]

I didn't get it either

Say it out loud. With a lisp.

[Kirsten]

obviously I get it now that it has already been explained :p

I hadn't read the book before.

[Psychosplodge]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/5/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-5680-1402998215-1.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Kenny Everett's character below there, called Cupid Stunt.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608039332039166861&w=192&h=146&c=7&rs=1&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.experienceproject.com%2fstori es%2fLove-Kenny-Everett%2f1061250&pid=1.7

Saucy name. Near the knuckle.

Chosen, because apparently 'Mary Hinge' was too rude.....

[Tyrendian]

not quite Puns, but Cupid Stunt just brought me to this neat little Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism

"Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (dear old queen, referring to Queen Victoria)
"Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?" (customary to kiss)
"The Lord is a shoving leopard." (a loving shepherd)
"A blushing crow." (crushing blow)
"A well-boiled icicle" (well-oiled bicycle)
"You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle." (lighting a fire)
"Is the bean dizzy?" (Dean busy)
"Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet." (Someone is occupying my pew. Please show me to another seat.)
"You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain." (You have missed all my history lectures. You have wasted a whole term. Please leave Oxford on the next down train.)

[Wolfshade]

Tyrendian you missed the good old Betty Swollocks.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2elfbk2.jpg

[Wolfshade]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D3zy4%2BDVL._SX342_.jpg

[Gotthammer]

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. Why did we even come to the salvador deli?

[eldargal]

Do they surrveal?:rolleyes:

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bc1c30b0bc20880a768f5633fd7c2e58/tumblr_mzcvp5ki6a1r1dd2eo1_500.jpg

Cliffhanger :cool:

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7f1b631df940bb259c638db2c3a019c7/tumblr_mt2hx3FKwZ1rjcfxro1_400.gif

[Wolfshade]

http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/Spiritrebel/RSRC/RSRC_VisualPuns_039.jpg

[Gotthammer]

How did the telephone propose to their girlfriend?

Gave her a ring :cool:

[eldargal]

What do you call a well timed pun?

Punctual.;)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2hrla28.jpg

[Wolfshade]

lols

In a smiliar theme:
Far right Rear Admiral Butts
http://i.abimg.net/images/answers/275802/767291/a17TiconHayCap.jpg?1403477103a

- - - Updated - - -

Also almost any name whose rank is "seaman"

[Psychosplodge]

http://i60.tinypic.com/vrdhxv.jpg

[Gotthammer]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0b1bd83263ba5b64ad00238f4b2a8a9a/tumblr_n3c93aOq7o1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg


You know what really gets my goat?


el chupacabra

[Mr Mystery]

Yeah, well Vacuum Cleaners suck, and toilets take the piss.

[Gotthammer]

I'm not sure of all the reasons why living in Switzerland is great but I do know the flag is a big plus.

[Gotthammer]

http://i.imgur.com/RV6KJ29.jpg

[Gotthammer]

since the last one was apparently too deep for y'all:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

[Psychosplodge]

keeley, keeley is close enough to work...

[Wolfshade]

I remember hearing that in junior school.

[Psychosplodge]

Yep...

[White Tiger88]

since the last one was apparently too deep for y'all:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

I got this one and groaned a little.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i62.tinypic.com/2rmuzpj.jpg

[Wolfshade]

http://sluggy.com/images/comics/140723a.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/6afe074fea51b5a90e13c961ab38ac70/tumblr_n2p0nyoGj31r868elo1_500.jpg

[eldargal]

Haaa.

[Gotthammer]

The tulmorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanksher: ''I didn't know your parnaps could glow'' :p

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/xf6sfc.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

[Gotthammer]

I will confess that gave me a chuckle.

[lobster-overlord]

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?


No, but they left my sandwich in the warmer too long at McD's this morning, so I ended up with a limp biscuit.

[Gotthammer]

oh dear...

https://40.media.tumblr.com/bc528eff5e56aa02f76916fa072583a4/tumblr_myyho4zWLz1qflqovo1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6666bd5057b324ac7c9b33e99e38928d/tumblr_n7zus4brd21s9fpsho1_500.jpg

[eldargal]

Lol.:p

[Gotthammer]

A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the arse.

[eldargal]

Ha!

[Gotthammer]

My maths teacher called me average.

It was mean.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i59.tinypic.com/2qlz85u.gif

[eldargal]

Steak puns are a rare medium well done.

[eldargal]

William Shakespeares wife was named Anne Hathaway, which just goes to show if Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2m42lqq.jpg

[Gotthammer]

Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5635f75208568f17253530154ad00ca2/tumblr_inline_n13or3MNrj1qetkzp.jpg

Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes
And cut away coat, perfect fits,

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5635f75208568f17253530154ad00ca2/tumblr_inline_n13or3MNrj1qetkzp.jpg

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
Or umbrellas in their mitts

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5635f75208568f17253530154ad00ca2/tumblr_inline_n13or3MNrj1qetkzp.jpg

Tips his hat just like an english chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy (very snappy)
You'll declare it's simply topping to be there
And hear them swapping smart titbits

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5635f75208568f17253530154ad00ca2/tumblr_inline_n13or3MNrj1qetkzp.jpg

[eldargal]

Ha! Not putting that in my mouth though.

[Gotthammer]

Yeah, not a fan either. Prefer Captain's Table myself.

[eldargal]

https://illogicalzen.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/shot0417.png
Good choice.;)

[Gotthammer]

I would certainly eat at her table ;) (Bodacious Space Pirates is awesome)

[Kirsten]

Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue

I have no idea what is going on

[Psychosplodge]

I would certainly eat at her table ;) (Bodacious Space Pirates is awesome)

is that the anime title?

[Gotthammer]

Yes. And it is hella gay (has a lesbain space wedding and all!)

[Psychosplodge]

lols

[eldargal]

Yes. And it is hella gay (has a lesbain space wedding and all!)
Awesome, will check it out. I had no idea, I googled 'anime female captain' and liked that one the most so.:p

[Gotthammer]

Awesome, will check it out.

No space pirates til you've finished your K-On! :p

[eldargal]

Wah.><
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q29/Em_Leingod/Anime/1240275228590.gif

[Gotthammer]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5aee5be5ae1e99f967e58c0bf19f75cc/tumblr_nahmgvMu4x1rb06tgo1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c6c6258479e627323ffca107e5e107a6/tumblr_nahmgvMu4x1rb06tgo2_500.gif

[eldargal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu5g86nhWK4

[Gotthammer]

I'm more on the horror side of the argument ;)

[Wolfshade]

That General Ising gets around a fair bit...

[Wolfshade]

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.26968100.4540/fc,220x200,baby_blue.u1.jpg

[Al Shut]

Oh my, this thread should be called pundemonium.

[lobster-overlord]

Oh my, this thread should be called pundemonium.

SHUT yo mouth! (see what I did there, Al Shut?)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2cqbbba.jpg

[Gwhizz84]

Just read this thread while in an elevator. It was amusing on so many levels.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm sure you found it very uplifting...

[Psychosplodge]

http://i59.tinypic.com/o5yhyq.gif

spoiler periodic table /spoiler

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/10863c30ef66ff827e11c35a99aac554/tumblr_nbym2jNpXk1r5hlkpo1_500.jpg

Not all goths wear black.

[Psychosplodge]

Well no, old goths fade to grey...




http://40.media.tumblr.com/7b003061fb2afa4f52cf07aa67c0162f/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo1_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f13fa2eab706116c5760c14817b8127e/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo2_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fba4b21374282a7b46b1300be297be1a/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo3_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/84b784399280d6197107670a09155b4c/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo4_500.png

http://36.media.tumblr.com/bf33381981153467c88dde99d792092b/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo6_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b1ea9151689082292556989baab8f2b/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo7_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/bf7afb3be95904b9e1b6711695b55376/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo8_500.png

[Wolfshade]

Awesome.

https://i.imgur.com/3nKAzfE.png

[Wolfshade]

Tandem.

it may take you some time to get it.

[eldargal]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/81e6a7df1b70955adc014981d23fc6f8/tumblr_inline_nelegbM6TY1qhwptg.jpg

[Tyrendian]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7544702464/h0F40EC6E/

[Psychosplodge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7544702464/h0F40EC6E/

Looks familiar (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?42185-The-Stupid-Pun-Thread&p=418759&viewfull=1#post418759)



https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/1526638_618374538245844_1335009857_n.jpg

[Gotthammer]

Arteries will always hold a special place in my heart.

[Wildeybeast]

Without wishing to be overly critical, I'm fairly certain that is just a bad joke rather than a pun.

[lobster-overlord]

yeah, but it still speaks to the heart of this thread.

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/551833_10100311850671163_964324472_n_zpse3983f3f.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/551833_10100311850671163_964324472_n_zpse3983f3f.j pg.html)

[Mr Mystery]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/551833_10100311850671163_964324472_n_zpse3983f3f.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/551833_10100311850671163_964324472_n_zpse3983f3f.j pg.html)

I'm quite attached to my skeleton you know. It's always supported me, and I grew up with it.

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/1375bed3cacb164069ca9ef30e4a9e80/tumblr_muvtvgaqvn1r4gtoxo8_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d02db382e70f77b11903fac4a7d9e5db/tumblr_nfim47A8GW1td4qp1o1_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Vacuums suck.

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4bc532e85b5163fb128a5e82fd2bd963/tumblr_nabbnyAQ4G1qel5vuo1_1280.jpg

[lobster-overlord]

Vacuums suck.


Yeah, real original.


See what I did there?

John M.

[Mr Mystery]

Plagirism?

[Psychosplodge]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/249131c2a57d7943b6be2266b535e6ad/tumblr_nj5yk3tr1X1tjbznpo1_1280.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/49556f248180b37cb34e893d4b7f433d/tumblr_mq0ipf9Vnu1qfoppto1_500.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Pea Shooter?

I dunno.

I don't get it.

Glockamole?

[Psychosplodge]

Glockamole...

[Mr Mystery]

Puntastic Scottish Shop Names (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-31657712)

[eldargal]

The best thing about going to the National Portrait Gallery is hanging with your Pepys.

:cool:

[Gotthammer]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal the other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan.

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds “they're twins if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal”


http://41.media.tumblr.com/48a0354f79bea03c47c65dc2856e7801/tumblr_nd38gpYKf41qa9todo1_400.jpg

It's a serfboard.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/f847401a38d9cc6987b54bf52ac073c5/tumblr_ngl9ilq9U51r7qfgho1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/hay.png

[Psychosplodge]

https://i.imgur.com/J4OFpeE.jpg

[Arkhan Land]

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta-way
the doctors cannoli do so much
but his life is a pizza history



(my girlfriend was really excited about this on reditt)

[Kirsten]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal the other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan.

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds “they're twins if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal”


http://41.media.tumblr.com/48a0354f79bea03c47c65dc2856e7801/tumblr_nd38gpYKf41qa9todo1_400.jpg

It's a serfboard.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/f847401a38d9cc6987b54bf52ac073c5/tumblr_ngl9ilq9U51r7qfgho1_500.jpg

all good

[KhornishGameHen]

What do you call fake mints?

Illegetimints!

---

Why were the Russian Tzars always such bad rulers...?

They were always... Roaminoff! :p

[Kirsten]

Tim Burton is going to make a live action Dumbo. I can see it struggling to get off the ground. I think he needs to address the elephant in the room.

[Gotthammer]

Tim Burton is going to make a live action Dumbo. I can see it struggling to get off the ground. I think he needs to address the elephant in the room.

Saw this in the side bar and was all "really I mean it's not like we need-"


http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/259/943/694.png

[Mr Mystery]

Error 404

Your haiku could not be found

Try again later

[Psychosplodge]

Horrifyingly painful (http://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/38iapj/someone_from_the_alton_towers_crash_has_lost/)

[eldargal]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/b1958f4a55337d6ce75b55eb73925524/tumblr_np4oanHmRY1qzag1wo1_500.jpg

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/pjXgRyw.jpg

I like the ones where people stick **** off 9gag across the middle to stop them claiming the credit XD

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/20aea596b5ac8d3c5a40f88709e71fd3/tumblr_npy9bzTWS41sz8tczo1_540.jpg

[Kirsten]

http://i.imgur.com/pjXgRyw.jpg


no-one knows what it's like
to be the sad man
to be the batman
with dead parents

no-one fights back as hard
against those thieving
like I do
and I'll punch you

Gotham's streets
they aren't as empty
as Wayne Manor
seems to be

I've no powers
only money
my fists are vengeance
I work for free

no-one knows what it's like
to be the sad man
to be the batman
with dead parents.

[Mr Mystery]

http://churchm.ag/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Star-Wars-Laser-Gun-Pew-Pew.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

From Tumblr:

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[Mr Mystery]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-30-at-10.04.24.png