You've never had a decent run ashore if you aint worn heels and suspenders!
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
Rule No. 2 of British Humour: Nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
lol, my step nan almost had a heart attack when i was a teenager after seeing me. At that time i had the whole goth thing going, so there i am walking down the street in 6" platforms, PVC trousers, Man-skirt, tight ripped up tank top, Dreadlocks the colour of the rainbow and a face so pale it looked like i had never seen the sun(clown facepaint is awsome, you can even swim in it!). She drives up to see me mum, and nearly drives off the road. Im soooooo, glad i became more of a gentle hippy(who wears black, green and aubergine) and dont wear any of that cack anymore.
you have been deemed guilty of blasphemy against the holy emperor, for this crime your punishment shall be to clean his shoes.