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Wouldn't be too hard (hur) to alter them. Just a few word swaps here and there - like when Romeo says "Why, then is my pump well flowered" just change it to "why, then is my flower well pumped" but the lead in would need a bit of switching around.
Upon hearing that his flight was being led by a woman, a passenger left this note for pilot Carey Smith Steacy. She posted photos of the note to her Facebook page, along with this response:
To @David in 12E on my flight #463 from Calgary to Victoria today. It was my pleasure flying you safely to your destination. Thank you for the note you discreetly left me on your seat. You made sure to ask the flight attendants before we left if I had enough hours to be the Captain so safety is important to you, too. I respectfully disagree with your opinion that the "cockpit" (we now call it the flight deck as no c*cks [Ed: Obviously she did not censor herself] are required) is no place for a lady. In fact, there are no places that are not for ladies anymore. I have heard many comments from people throughout my 17 year career as a pilot. Most of them positive. Your note is, without a doubt, the funniest. It was a joke, right? RIGHT?? I thought, not. You were more than welcome to deplane when you heard I was a "fair lady." You have that right. Funny, we all, us humans, have the same rights in this great free country of ours. Now, back to my most important role, being a mother.
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
That note gave me migraine.
Was there a response from the airline company?
"What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullsh*t, man!"
Not on the cheezburger network, irl idk...
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
I find it curious that Dave would quote a bible passage that is essentially praising women and listing all the awesome jobs they do whilst telling her she can't be a polite. Not only is he sexist, he also appears to have no concept of basic textual interpretation. Grounds for instant removal from the gene pool in my opinion.
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