ACTIVATING DEATH RAY - your death will be quick and pineless.
ACTIVATING DEATH RAY - your death will be quick and pineless.
Cause of death: uncone.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
Well at least you're not making jokes about sausage - those are the wurst.
Been trying to think up a sausage pun, but I can't think of a wiener.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
To me they're just like a skinless banana - completely without appeal.
Also:
I didn't realise those eagles were so damned big.><
I do relish a good food pun.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
Aye, a good one is berry delicious.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Not everyone likes food puns, some people really ate them.
I'm all in favour of thespians.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
I've gotta say that one's pretty half baked...
And speaking of groups, I met a girl at my vegetarian club and she said we knew each other but I'd never seen herbivore.
Atyeast I tried.
I hear vegetarians are often quite lonely as they don't meat people.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!