Welcome to the third off topic thread everyone!
Enjoy your banter here today!
Welcome to the third off topic thread everyone!
Enjoy your banter here today!
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
Terrible joke time then:
Q: What's even better than an Einstein-Rosen bridge?
A: An Einstein-Rosencrantz-Guilderstern bridge
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
I had to Google most of that. xD
It's funny though.
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
That truly is terrible. In fact, it's that bad it raises some interesting linguistic and metaphysical questions. Namely, when is a joke so bad that it stops being a joke? Surely there must be a stage when something becomes so utterly devoid of humour in either intent or execution that is not in fact a joke, but something else entirely.
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Maybe? It's probably not my worst joke either. I find amusement in their terribleness rather than the joke itself.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
Just as I was about to make a smart arsed comment about Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Russel Brand, The Mighty Boosh et al.
But never mind that! I've just seen Robocop.
It's actually alright. Original is such a genuine classic it was never going to really tickle it's position, but it's enjoyable enough. Though I think it's 12A rating meant cuts were made, and may have included a scene or two which were central to the plot. Looking forward to the directors cut on home media!
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