[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-25000788]Moron driver found unsurprisingly guilty of hitting a cyclist after bragging about it on Twitter[/url].
Also says 'it was the biggest mistake of my life so far', which worryingly shows she's actively planning a way top it.
Perhaps run over a line of school children, flee the scene and then tweet about that?