Yeah, but most of it is the same fluff I've paid for three or four times already...
Yeah, but most of it is the same fluff I've paid for three or four times already...
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
I've read the BRB fluff, nothing I didn't already know from other literature.
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
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There's a start to your model right there.
AUT TACE AUT LOQUERE MELIORA SILENTIO
I think I know the perfect song for these girls, unfortunately, it is probably not family friendly so please see revised version below.
Ah, the Festival of Life is 'in' to save my warp tionged soul
They don't want me drinkin' amsec or slaaneshie culting' round no more
But they've got Emperor Buckley's chance I'm giving you the score
Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul
It's Saturday afternoon at last, it's what you've waited for all week
Relax and put the feet up, turn the footy on TV
You're expecting Vern and Bluey round, they'll probably stay all night
A coupla mates and a coupla beers - aw, Chaos, this is the life
Well, here they are already, you just heard the car door slam
You wedge yourself out of your chair, get up to let 'em in
But it's some imperial dog that you've never met, with a briefcase in her hand
Some Adepta Sororitas just out of Epistolary school, who thinks he's His right hand
Halleluiah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Chorus
Ah, the Festival of life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul
They don't want me drinkin' amsec or slaaneshy culting round no more
But they've got emperors Buckley's chance I'm giving you the score
Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul
'I'm Elder Robbins 'n' she's Elder Pike 'n' we'd like to talk to y'all
'Bout eternal salvation, won't take but a minute or more
We got a book we think y'aII should read, 'bout how y'all should live
My, what a charmin' home y'all have - y'all mind it we come in?'
'Well, I'd love t'invite yer in yer know, but the joint's a Throne on Terra mess
And there's a Slaanesh party ragin' in the lounge, and every cultists undressed!
And I'd love yer to meet the missus, Shirl, but she's a bit crook in bed
She says she's got a real sore throat through givin' too much head!'
Gobblegobble, gobblegobble, gobblegobble
Repeat Chorus
All snuggled up on Sunday mornin' and you wake up with a horn
You grab the missus on the arse, oh, Christ she feels so warm
The scene is set, the mood's just right, you're about to slip it in
Then - (knock knock, knock) - there's that Emperor door again!
'Good morning, sir, did I get you up?
Sorry, I'm David and this is Pam
We're missionaries who've come to talk of Man's eternal plan
And to discuss the holy future and reflect the holy past.'
So you flash your totem and scream 'I'll holy shove this up your holy hole!'
Up your holy hole, up your holy hole, up your holy hole
Repeat Chorus
Well it's not like it's just once or twice, it's every damn weekend
Now how d'ya think they'd like it if we done the same to them?
You know, turn up on their doorstep at a time they least expect
Try and ram our way of life down their Emperors loving necks!
Just imagine for a minute the reception that you'd get
With a couple of stick books in your hand and a carton on the steps
And your missus chewin' chewin' gum in a really low-cut dress
And you in thongs and overalls-you know, your throne Emperors Day best!
What a yobbo, what a yobbo, what a yobbo
Repeat Chorus
Gidday, we're warped-up testecostacals, I'm Kevin and this is Shirl
We've come to introduce you sorts to a whole new fantastic world
We've come to preach the good news, we think it's what you need to hear
We'll show you more fun in five minutes than you've had all warping year!
Now You, sweetheart, you come with me and I'll teach you how to sin
And Sister Shirl, old sort, 'll suck your toe until your 'ead caves in~
Aw throne, your missus just fainted, so we won't bother comin' in
We'll just head off back to our place-just drop ten bucks in the tin
'Nother carton, 'nother carton, 'nother carton
Repeat Chorus Twice
Last edited by Renegade; 10-26-2013 at 07:09 AM.
I rather think I could build one. My lad's got that banner from an Empire cavalry set in WH, have a look at what is available in Empire or Elf leading ladies and snag a shield from the DA termies. I even have an old Hero Quest set for the candles. The problem is that the more she looks like the picture, the harder it would be to stop my hands shaking when I picked her up for fine detail. Amazing how with all that hard stuff and being covered from neck to toes, she still looks smoking hot. That reminds me, wonder where the flamer is?