The Destroy a Wish Foundation

[Lord Azaghul]

Your wish is granted. Unfortinately gav had the lap top before you, so now it’s lost all practical functionality, but hey those new features look pretty cool!

I was gav would stop writing. Period.

[Lerra]

Your wish is granted. Gav Thorpe starts a utopian island cult for 40k gamers, bringing all of the other 40k writers with him. You're not invited. GW hires Wizards of the Coast to write the new codices.

I wish GW the Emperor would ascend to godhood and battle with the Chaos Gods while the Imperium splinters.

[L192837465]

Your wish is granted. Gav Thorpe starts a utopian island cult for 40k gamers, bringing
I wish GW the Emperor would ascend to godhood and battle with the Chaos Gods while the Imperium splinters.

Your wish comes true. The emperor duells the chaos gods in a psychic bout to the death, and the chaos gods emerge the victors. All loyalist armies are now trash, the tyranids leave, the orks go after the tyranids, the eldar beat it on their craftworlds, and all other factions die off. The game is over.

I wish quitting smoking wasn't so friggin hard.

[Snarf]

Your wish comes true... After years of smoking and painting the fumes finally catch alight and sear 90% of your lungs away.

I wish I could go on holiday this year.

[Lerra]

Your wish is granted. For your holiday, you are stuck on an island with Gav Thorpe.

I wish GW was more open about their release schedule.

[Lord Azaghul]

Your wish is granted - they are. And you find you none of your armies will never get a new book again, ever!

I wish I had an extra cup of coffee today.

[Master Bryss]

Your wish is granted, and times freezes to allow you to get your coffee. You pour water into the kettle and attempt to boil it. However, as time is frozen, the water never finishes boiling, you are stuck, frozen in time forever and all you have to read is the current Chaos Codex.

I wish I had a girlfriend that played 40k.

[lobster-overlord]

Wish Granted, but because she's so good at the game, you never win against her, and your army pales in comparison to her 'Eavy Metal level of skill.

I wish I could get time away from my family to actually get to the store to play.

[the one]

You manage to convince them your off for a walk "and I may be some time". Your never seen again.

I wish I wasn't so bored at work.

[Lord Azaghul]

I wish I wasn't so bored at work.

Granted! However, thanks to the current economy...you are now bored at home

I wish I didn't have cnn staring me in the face all day