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    it is an obvious gibbon, not a chicken.

    egg, and your face, were in alignment
    Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.

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    Ack, I know that stuff's going to trigger me, but I still read it anyway - the problem with needing to keep informed about what new creative ways people are coming up with to screw your life over

    On a lighter note, Atomic Wonder Woman:



    Note the belt made of ties taken from fallen patriarchs.

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    cool
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    I want. Where can I get?
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    best line from a news article this week:

    "Bishop David Zubik of the Pittsburgh Catholic Diocese complained after the April 18 parade, in which the female student with her pubic hair shaved in the shape of a cross threw condoms to onlookers. Cohon apologized last week for the display."

    [url]http://timesleader.com/news/appanews/281086400367224851/Pennsylvania-student-charged-in-nude-pope-parody[/url]
    Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.

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    Ha! I like this line:
    A male student who was nude also was charged, but it wasn't immediately clear what he was doing during the Pittsburgh school's spring fine arts parade last month.
    I work in a gallery full of fine art, I know what he was doing. He was masturbating. You would not believe what would go on in the pre-Raphaelite section if we didn't have staff in there all the time.
    Last edited by eldargal; 05-11-2013 at 07:48 AM.
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    yeah that made me laugh too. to be fair, seems like a guy could be naked for just about any reason at all

    well those pre-Raphaelites are pretty hot...
    Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.

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    Well, some of their paintings are:
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    Oooh, look at that ankle!
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    I prefer Rubinesque.
    Pack it up, pack it in, Let me begin, I came to win, Battle me that's a sin, I won't tear the sack up, Punk you'd better back up

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