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[Wolfshade]

I hereby dub each of the heavy weapon variants as follows:

Plasma Cannon - Tickler Pattern
Volkite - Trojan Pattern
Multi-melta - Magnum Pattern

Why name a melta after an ice cream?

[alshrive]

Why name a melta after an ice cream?

for the irony? a melty ice cream?!?! OH THE HUMANITY!

[Wolfshade]

For some reason now all I can think of is fairy cakes in an ice cream cone:

[Mr Mystery]

I do like these. You get a real sense of the speed potential, from the post of the rider and the overall look.

Plus, dead speedy Heavy Bolters, with a Volkite weapon to boot? What's not to like!

[Sinnis]

All those genital jokes... And when you remember that those "jet ..icks" are taking part in war of formerly Battle Brothers, now turning their backs against each other.... You get a nice melting pot of incestuous gay mud fight no ?
FW is definitly for the grown ups among us

[White Tiger88]

I hereby dub each of the heavy weapon variants as follows:

Plasma Cannon - Tickler Pattern
Volkite - Trojan Pattern
Multi-melta - Magnum Pattern

Fixed.......

Plasma Cannon - "Keep your hands off your..."
Volkite - For the Enemy's Pleasure
Multi-Melta - Magnum, for that longer lasting BANG!

The fact they look like floating wangs these names are all the worse.........

[Vaddok Sek]

I'm beginning to see why jetbikes are no longer used by the Imperium.

[Kirsten]

quite fancy building my own jetbikes, not keen on those things at all

[Uncle Nutsy]

Nothing says overcompensation like a Magnum Pattern.

All those genital jokes... And when you remember that those "jet ..icks" are taking part in war of formerly Battle Brothers, now turning their backs against each other.... You get a nice melting pot of incestuous gay mud fight no ?
FW is definitly for the grown ups among us

And "fly your scimitar into my docking bay" takes on a whole new meaning.