Idiot: 'Hey, are you a career criminal? Because I want to felon you.
EG: '...what?'
In hindsight I should have thumped him for being a blight on human intellect.
Idiot: 'Hey, are you a career criminal? Because I want to felon you.
EG: '...what?'
In hindsight I should have thumped him for being a blight on human intellect.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
Wait, what? How does that even work?
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
I want to felon you,*falls over*
"You're coming with me with or without the rohypnol"
Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
It's a grammatic error! You can't "fell" on someone.
I still maintain that [URL="http://1d4chan.org/images/3/37/Taldeer_and_vindy.jpg"]THIS[/URL] is the worst chat up line ever.
Last edited by Tzeentch's Dark Agent; 06-25-2012 at 08:47 AM.
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
'404 Forbidden' is pretty bad, but not as bad as the other one.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
EDIT: For some reason the link does not wish to work.
Last edited by Tzeentch's Dark Agent; 06-25-2012 at 08:55 AM.
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
Chap I used to work with had hundreds of them, such as the one previously quoted.
Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
Why does it keep blocking!
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
Because it is an abomination?
Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
Because it recognised the names in that URL?
Worst line:
Wave person you're interested in over, then when they get to you say "I made you come with one hand, just think what I could do with two."