As a fully rounded human being with a degree from the University of life, a diploma from the School of hard knocks and a City and Guilds from the Kindergarten of having the sh*t kicked out me I have graciously decided to dispense some wisdom among you.
As a successful Arms dealer, award winning Chef and international Cabaret Chanteuse I am totally qualified to be the biggest thing in teen/middle aged angst since Siggy Kraut.
Tell me your problems...................