So its a wargame forum, but i still dont dress up like a fairy and try to beat up people with pillows... :P
I'm going to assume that by fairy you mean tinkerbell and not something that will get you a warning from the mods.
I am the Hammer. I am the right hand of my Emperor. I am the tip of His spear, I am the gauntlet about His fist. I am the woes of daemonkind. I am the Hammer.