The Four Horsemen of The Daily Mail...

[Wolfshade]

Possibly.

[url]http://www.hse.gov.uk/myth/myth-busting/index.htm[/url]

Myth busting HSE style...

[Mr Mystery]

Nice! Could get some fun out of that!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Afternoon all.

Need some help.

The above title dropped into my brains earlier, during a phonecall with a consumer. And it's intended to be a Halloween costume theme.

Now, without going all social commentary, and purely as an exercise in poking fun at Britain's best selling paper.... what do you think the Four Horsemen of the Daily Mail would be?

1. Me
2. Wolfshade
3. Psychosplodge
4. Wildeybeast/DrLove42/etc

[Wolfshade]

1. Me
2. Wolfshade
3. Psychosplodge
4. Also rans

Fixed

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Rans?

[Mr Mystery]

So far, my Facebook chums and I have come up with the Four Horsemen of the Daily Mail's Apocalypse as....

1. The Guardian, a curse upon his journalistic integrity!
2. Citizen Scrounger. He steals from the rich, to give to the poor disabled Eskimo lesbian immigrant orphans.
3. Captain France (though likely settle for Captain Europe, complete with vibranium banan curvature measuring device and the clipboard of bureaucracy)
4..... Still working on the fourth..

[Wolfshade]

Also-rans, its a noun hence we can have also-rans

[Mr Mystery]

Could have the fourth as 'the immigrant'. But that would be very hard to do without a level of inherent racism that would require explanation that its an intentional satire on the stereotype being sent up. Ditto Islam and indeed any given religion.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I totally haven't come across that word before! Fair play, I'll go with that!

Also, The Guardian?

[Mr Mystery]

Yep. The opposite of The Daily Mail. Left of wing, liberal of thought, and makes use of research before publishing... The name is so suitable no need to alter it!

To be portrayed by my mate Lurch.

Currently looking into spandex lederhosen (spanderhosen?)