Harry Coover, Super Glue inventor, dies at 94

[Deadlift]

In honour of all tasteless sticky situations


A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered.

The salesman asked if his father was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."

The salesman: "Well, can I see him please?"
Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower."

The Salesman asked if his mother was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."

The Salesman: "Well can I see her?"
Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.."

The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Little Johnny: "No."

The salesman asked why.
Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue instead."

[Skragger]

These jokes are nearly as bad as when Gary Gygax died..

[JxKxR]

In honour of all tasteless sticky situations


A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered.

The salesman asked if his father was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."

The salesman: "Well, can I see him please?"
Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower."

The Salesman asked if his mother was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."

The Salesman: "Well can I see her?"
Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.."

The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Little Johnny: "No."

The salesman asked why.
Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue instead."

LMFAO!!! Man that's a good one.

[Necron2.0]

Hmm. That story reminds me of the urban legend of the womanizing man who gets his "head" glued to his belly button. According to Snopes, that is one urban legend that proved too good not to be tried.