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    The Dark Mechanic
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    Default Ten Tips From Super Glue Corporation

    Super Glue Corporation's latest news letter contains happy new year wishes with 10 tips for 2011. Tip #6 is coincidentally somewhat 40K related. Perhaps Super Glue has chosen sides in the 40K universe.

    Happy New Year, Everyone!

    Here are Super Glue Corporation’s Top Ten Tips for having a healthy, prosperous & joyous 2011!

    1. BOND with people who love you and care about your well-being!
    2. Write down your goals and STICK with getting them accomplished!
    3. ADHERE to excellence in all you do!
    4. REPAIR broken relationships by making amends!
    5. Use your imagination to CREATE a better world and fake it ‘til you make it!
    6. Use your powerful STRENGTH for the greater good!
    7. Be ORIGINAL in all you do!
    8. Make MAGICAL connections!
    9. APPLY your God-given talents!
    10. CHILL to increase your shelf life and longevity!
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    Oh very droll. Actually the best superglue tip I ever got was from a SG salesman - keep it in the fridge, it lasts longer.

    Don't ask why, but this works.
    I'M RATHER DEFINATELY SURE FEMALE SPACE MARINES DEFINERTLEY DON'T EXIST.

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    I'm from the north side of Dublin. I wonder if theres any tips on which is better for giving you a nice lucid high when sniffed without the crashing come down- Superglue or Superglue remover.
    More Necromunda please.

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    You probably shouldn't be asking about how to get high on a public forum like this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Denzark View Post
    Don't ask why, but this works.
    The lower temperature slows the rate of the chemical reaction, so less glue solidifies inside the container.
    I am the Hammer. I am the right hand of my Emperor. I am the tip of His spear, I am the gauntlet about His fist. I am the woes of daemonkind. I am the Hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLink View Post
    You probably shouldn't be asking about how to get high on a public forum like this.



    The lower temperature slows the rate of the chemical reaction, so less glue solidifies inside the container.
    Sh*t me! Every day's a school day!
    I'M RATHER DEFINATELY SURE FEMALE SPACE MARINES DEFINERTLEY DON'T EXIST.

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