And know nothing about them. Thus, I (perhaps foolishly) turn to the internets for assistance.
What car would you recommend and why? It must be a new car, it has to be as fuel efficient as possible, and cost less than £10,000 ($15,600).
And no, I have no shame and couldn't care less how unfashionable I look. Until I can drive to work in a Leman Russ, I'll never have the car I truly want...