a thousand apologies if this is old hat, but just found this on the net and had to share it. enjoy!
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3477232/10/Diary_of_a_Space_Marine[/url]
a thousand apologies if this is old hat, but just found this on the net and had to share it. enjoy!
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3477232/10/Diary_of_a_Space_Marine[/url]
Daay 46, Lucius is in the Dairy Rooom:
"Who is he!? Who is he!? He comes flapping in here like some kind of Saint with his big flappy wings and big pointy teeth telling us what to do! I hate him so much!"
Meanwhile in the Kitchen Sanguinus is talking to Horus, "This is Big Brother, will Sanguinus please come to the Dairy room".............
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
made me lol
"Day 7
Khrone cultist broke into orphanage. Emptied a plasma weapon into me. Really crapy weapon. Made my light scout armour glow red-hot. Took armour of and threw it at him, hard.
Am in a lot of agony. Feel like I have been set on fire. Run out of opium. Run out of booze."
only thing that annoys me is the really bad spelling
Last edited by archimbald; 01-02-2011 at 10:45 AM.
currently working on a line of sci-fi bunkers and tunneling, input always appreciated
Day 22
I think that this is the real reason marines turn to Chaos. They aren't known for having lots of paper work.
Autarch, Shas'o, Chaos Lord and Decadant Lord of the Webway. And a Doctor!
http://drlove42.blogspot.com/
Actually, I think this diary is fantastic!
I couldn't stop laughing every two minutes while I read it.
I think my favorite parts are the dreads' jokes:
"How many Emperors of all mankind does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. And it shall be so bright that you can use it to navigate the warp by." (day 40).