Quotes that never existed

[Legoklods]

This one is just for fun. I want all of you to come up with quotes that are really out of character.

Let me give you an example of what I'm talking about:
"No, nonsens my love. No way you need plastic surgery - you can't improve on nature and you're fine just the way you are!" Quote: Fabius Bile.

or:

"Oh f*ck the tactics - just CHAAAARGE!" Sicarius.


Now its your turn, show me what you got

[Aenir]

Hey Everyone... Im Rash Free!!! Nurgle

[Gotthammer]

"VICTORY!"

Abbadon

[Drew da Destroya]

I say, Yarrick my good man, would you care for a spot of tea?

Squats? Yeah, they'll be released in January. We're gonna push back the Grey Knights to fit them in. The fan base has waited long enough.

Oops... reset the clock.

[entendre_entendre]

Here's some:

C'mon guys, stop it. I'm warning you. I'll tell mommy on you!

I'll think I'll just take a five minute break from fighting the Orks, you guys will do just fine without me.

I have no idea of what I'm doing, maybe I should read the manual.

Today is a good day to die.

**** it, just charge up the middle.

[Connjurus]

"You know, that whole "cyclops" thing is really starting to hurt my feelings." - Magnus

"I really think it's time to settle down. I can't party forever." - Slaanesh

"You know, I really REALLY hate eagles." - The Emperor

"Yeah, but what about ME?" - Any Tau Citizen

"Oh, I feel SO much better. Those anger management classes really did the trick. Want to see my macaroni mosaics?" - Angron

[eldargal]

In celebration of new Dark Eldar:

OMIGOD Rakarth what is your problem?! You can't do that to people! Even Monkeigh people!

Fur is Murder!

I've stitched up the wound, take three of this twice daily and in a few days you wll be right as rain, old bean.

I think we should try and get back together, Asdrubael, for the good of the children.

This is the best holiday EVER!

[Legoklods]

"yes, I can see the point you are trying to make, and I understand it from your point of view. However, I must simply disagree..."

ANGRON

[Drew da Destroya]

Hey, can one of you guys lend me your coat? I don't like the way those hellions are leering at me.

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I love you, Daddy!

give me that gun. I'll show you how it's done!

[Grailkeeper]

Rogal Dorn

"give me a hundred space marines, or failing that give me a tyranid battleforce and some goblin green- ITs my kids birthday"