They give me £5 a month, and £100 for switching.
Other accounts have bells and whistles that don't appeal.
Plus, state owned. It's nice to get something out of that!
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They give me £5 a month, and £100 for switching.
Other accounts have bells and whistles that don't appeal.
Plus, state owned. It's nice to get something out of that!
BBC has a 'what to expect in Brazil' thing for Footy fans. But it's a bit long winded. Here's my take.
1. England. You are not going to win.
2. England Fans. Try any of your usual silliness and thuggery, and expect a trip to Hospital, or possibly the morgue.
England fans haven't been involved in large scale thuggery since the scousers earned us the ban from european club football.
The problem apparently according to my football obsessed colleague is that foreign hooligans and police still want to fight them like they're dealing with the England fans of the eighties.
Obviously following Scotland Mystery you wouldn't understand :D
We're crap and we know it.
Though I have to tip my hat to the England 'fans' that tried to riot in Glasgow. I mean seriously. Englishmen, kicking off in Glasgow? One can only assume they had no further use in mind for their limbs.
I don't know, the english record in scotland is not in the home side's advantage...
Why do you think the Weegies are so angry?
The performance in the rain shortened ODI?
Alex Salmond?
Also have you seen this:@http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27362722
Nah.
But I have just read that a UKIP Councillor contacted Police to a have a completely lawful, and indeed factually accurate list of reasons not to vote UKIP, taken from their own manifesto, removed from The Twitter......
Blogger responsible hasn't had a pop at the Police officers who visited him to ask for it to be taken down, but has questioned why they bothered asking when even they admit there was no legal basis whatsoever for this request to be made.
UKIP really need to wind their necks in.
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Originally Posted by Wolfshade
Is that the one in B&W with cleggy shrinking? Was fricking hilarious, but it didn't tell me anything about what Labour would do, just more negative campaigning as usual.
Was quite impressed with the conservative leaflet we got other day, they don't usually really bother round our way cause of Labour/Lib dem swing in local elections, but the EU election seems to be forcing them to challenge UKIP...
so what's the death rate while in Unnatural water then?Quote:
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And that's why I don't have more then one bedsheet on the bed at any one time LOLQuote:
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Another cheese fact, eating more cheese increases the likelihood of getting an engineering PhD...
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Soooo right on both counts Mystery....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Mystery
Our footie thugs are sissies compared to the Brazilian Thugs :rolleyes:
I am just surprised less people didn't die in South African footie world cup.
so eating cheese wil earn me a PHD in enginering, damn where do I sign up for that, I'll earn my PHD whilest stuffing myself full of Mozzeralla and then engineer myself a full size mecha.....Quote:
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You may also want to trip people over:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darren Richardson
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yeah but if I Built a fullscale Mech, I could you know, just stomp on them instead....Quote:
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I do wonder where abouts in the states they got the tripped over stats from, I mean I could understand if it was mostly located near cliffs or trainlines....
I can help you with this:Quote:
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So about 1 in 2 trips in to water...
clumsy sods :D
The Lesson Learned (tm): Always make sure your shoe laces are well tied when walking near water!
Becareful though that your cheese obssession doesn't end you:
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if they are suicides among the people who don't believe in science, then this seems like a win win to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Wolfshade
Cheeses saves! Oh wait, kills, again:
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Richard and Judy have said that they were each willing to assist the other with suicide should they reach a point of ill health.
"Alistair Thompson, a spokesman for Care not Killing, said in a statement: "This is another deeply depressing and misguided set of comments from two much-loved celebrities, who should know better.""
except that it isn't misguided. regardless of what you think about the moral or legal situation, you cannot call it misguided if that is what they have agreed to do. should know better than what exactly? it is their lives and their marriage.
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You could get them to spend more money on cheese, that would be a solution. Statistics said so!
*snrk* :p
I think from general conversation over the years when its come up, if not a majority, then a large minority definitely think the option should be there for people to take if they want.
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Slight tangent, this is relevant to something EG said about Afghanistan in the 70's?
Just look at that top image
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He is a fact. Eat more cheese prevent deaths by amputation!
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Thanks to this topic I'm craving cheese and sausages now.
Please don't. Given how sleep deprived and accident prone you are you're likely to get up from bed to have some cheese - put out to celebrate your receive your engineering doctorate - and get tangled in your sheets and fall down the stairs to your death (but you won't lose any limbs while doing it so yay?).
I could just get someone to bring me them.:p Plus my bed is soo far from teh stairs that would be really hard even for me. I don't remember getting an engineering doctorate.
Well I suppose that could work :p I'd still not leave it up to chance, you are very, um, talented after all... The surprise is probably what causes the tangle-fall-death.
could have cheese in the sausage, cheese krainers for all! By all I mean me. It's been ages since I last injured myself.><
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Oh, krainer, not kramer, sorry.
Which means you are much more likely to injure yourself now. Like when I'm losing all my money on the slots it only means I need to keep going as a big win has to be around the corner!
Now I want pzza.><
I once had a stilton sausage, I didn't like it.
Though I didn't trip in my bedsheets down stairs into water and drown via a engineering phd
Stilton goes better tiwth black pudding.
Pizza does have cheese on and can have sausage too - everyone wins!
A compelling argument.
Worryingly if you choose chedar you might end up a lawyer rather than getting your engineering PhD.
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