Off-Topic III: The Revengening!

Just do what I do and read the last page. If there is anything interesting or even coherent, then I bother replying, otherwise I just let the lunacy wash over me.

lazy *******

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Embrace the madness

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

genuinely thought that said 'use of arsehole'

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a) I don't want to know what they do at Game, though might explain the smell ;)
b) Sounds like the user was
c) It smells of lavender?!

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Originally Posted by Wildeybeast

If there is anything interesting or even coherent

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Never

Interestingess and coherancy is overrated.

Beer festival tomorrow Woot Woot

But after the third or fourth pint do you notice what you're drinking anymore?

http://youtu.be/qCp9-tEHa8U

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

genuinely thought that said 'use of arsehole'

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Originally Posted by Psychosplodge

But after the third or fourth pint do you notice what you're drinking anymore?

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You need to plan and strategise.

For a beer festival you need

- Tasting note book
- Pencil (pens become tricky)
- Beer menu

Step one: Sample each of the ales on tap as halves
(note 1: this is the only time that drinking halves is acceptable)
(note 2: it is acceptable to omit "american" and "craft" "beer")

Step two: Take notes of each beer

Step three : Determine the King of the Festival ( a combination of flavour, drinkablity and price)

Step four: Put away the pencil, note book, and half pinter, change up to pint glass (or larger) and quaff away.

One of the lads at work just shown me an awesome video.
POV Bloke watching superman goes outside, climbs on garage and flys over the city :D

Cool.

I have just figured out why my big querry involving 10s of millions of records would only return 700. I was comparing two different months so the only overlap was at midnight at the end of one and midnight at the start of the other. I feel like a wazzock.

At least you discovered the issue.

Huzzah, just another 2 days to extract and re-query the new information!

Whey.

Meanwhile, I'm busy missing drinking because I work too much.

You can drink at work.

I can, and then get fired.

You know what's sad about celebrity culture?

If we all ignored them, it would actually go away.

How depressing.

But why would I ignore some of them?

Because whilst a few are in fact worthy of being celebrated, on account of talent/good works etc......

The vast, vast majority are simply famous for being utterly pointless.

The ones worth keeping aren't the ones who keep turning up like bad pennies, spread across every medium of tedium.

I've just had a thought.
Anyone got four sentinel legs and a taurox laying about?

I like that thought! or maybe half a dozen Dreadnought leg pairs? Sents do look very spindly...

Yeah but so do the originals...

Are you trying to build Mini-AT ATs? I already suggested Sentinel legs near the Taurox's release. :p

That was the idea, and did you? I must have missed it :D

To be fair, I think I suggested it IRL.

Yeah, I would have missed that then...

My god, Lauren Mayberry is hot.

also, add horns to the front and call it a Tauros... oh wait that name already exists...

€dit: the legged Taurox obviously. not Lauren Mayberry.

after some brief google-fu I will moderately agree with the added with her hair up

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Originally Posted by Tzeentch's Dark Agent

My god, Lauren Mayberry is hot.

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Well it is almost summer over there isn't it? Maybe you should offer her a cool drink?

I would offer her more than that...






I'd buy her an ice cream too...

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Originally Posted by Psychosplodge

after some brief google-fu I will moderately agree with the added with her hair up

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With her hair down she looks 12.

Surprised you don't already know her EG

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Originally Posted by Lauren Mayberry on Objectifying Women

I absolutely accept that in this industry there is comment and criticism. There will always be bad reviews: such is the nature of a free press and free speech. When you put your work out there, you are accepting the fact that people will comment on it, but it is your choice whether you read it or not.
What I do not accept, however, is that it is all right for people to make comments ranging from "a bit sexist but generally harmless" to openly sexually aggressive. That it is something that "just happens". Is the casual [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_objectification#Sexual_objectification_of_w omen"]objectification[/URL] of women so commonplace that we should all just suck it up, roll over and accept defeat? I hope not. Objectification, whatever its form, is not something anyone should have to "just deal with"

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So I get approached by a civil servant for some information, being the curious person I was like, hmm, what's that for? They explained that it was part of this new project. Jokingly, I replied, oh is that this project (name redacted) that I am already doing some work for? No he replied. Oh I said, so we have two different projects looking at the same issue with the same deliverables but completely unaware of each other, that's efficient....

Sometimes I think life would be so much better if these government departments were working privately...

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It is less the left arm doesn't know what the right is doing, more the left arm has no idea that a right arm does and even could exist!

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Originally Posted by Tyrendian

also, add horns to the front and call it a Tauros... oh wait that name already exists...

€dit: the legged Taurox obviously. not Lauren Mayberry.

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lols

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Originally Posted by eldargal

With her hair down she looks 12.

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yeah quite disconcerting really. Who is she anyway?

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Originally Posted by Wolfshade

So I get approached by a civil servant for some information, being the curious person I was like, hmm, what's that for? They explained that it was part of this new project. Jokingly, I replied, oh is that this project (name redacted) that I am already doing some work for? No he replied. Oh I said, so we have two different projects looking at the same issue with the same deliverables but completely unaware of each other, that's efficient....

Sometimes I think life would be so much better if these government departments were working privately...

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It is less the left arm doesn't know what the right is doing, more the left arm has no idea that a right arm does and even could exist!

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So have you just killed a project? or are they still doing it twice?

The lead singer of CHVRCHES. She was born in 1988, so she is 4 years older than me.

And far too young for me :D

Fine, more for me.

You could look at it that way.

I will.

If e-mails were acts of aggression, that one would have been a proper hoofing.

How can you be so incompetent, and still want 30% plus VAT of someone's redress? I mean, seriously.

It brings me down, it really does.

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

genuinely thought that said 'use of arsehole'

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Originally Posted by Psychosplodge

lols



yeah quite disconcerting really. Who is she anyway?



So have you just killed a project? or are they still doing it twice?

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Twice apparently

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Hmm, I am not sure why, but when I use Reply with Quote it keeps including that quote from Kirsten.

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Originally Posted by Wolfshade

Twice apparently

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Hmm, I am not sure why, but when I use Reply with Quote it keeps including that quote from Kirsten.

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too awesome to be kept down maybe? :D