I had a glass of Ribena, yes. Then I kicked it.
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I had a glass of Ribena, yes. Then I kicked it.
All working now!
Heresy, Ribena is not one of the sacred unguents of activation.
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It's still exercise!
So is eating
lmaoQuote:
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.
But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
I come back from work and I now have three stress balls,
is a collegue saying that I am:
a) Too stressed
b) Need to squeeze my balls in the office
c) Other (please specify)
They're possibly considering your attention to detail and picking at flaws as a manifestation of stress and not a low tolerance for idiots?
writtes about attention to detail then uses wrong "you r/'re" lols
writtes.....I see what you did there.
Well, I could do without today. Want to just go home and say 'MEH' to it.
But, only two and half hours, with a half hour skive meeting to go.
That's because I changed what I was writing without proof reading it :p
It amused me anyway. Still not exchanged contracts. Bah! Humbug!
Have you tried kicking it?
Yes.
Stupid cat.
Wolfie is there something your not telling us?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfshade
Has your inner Arsonist got out again?
I think cats do it on purpose, no fun id you just catch them and kill them, let them think they have escaped your wrath and then BAM, ded.
Naughty Dice, sit quietly in the corner like bad little dicey...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychosplodge
Whereas Dogs do much the same, except they don't kill because it's more fun to chase again, but because that page has been removed from the 'big book of how to Wolf' every Dog has in their brain. It should be under 'What to do, now you've caught it'. Whole chapter gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by eldargal
Also, cheering myself up tonight, having ordered Pizza from Pizza Hut, and going to settle in and watch Basket Case, a class 80's horror comedy flick.
see, cats DO enjoy playing with their food.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychosplodge
I enjoy arson aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Darren Richardson
ow...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychosplodge
Ha!
I can think of a few people that I would like to do that to
I can't to be honest... hit them, maybe, but nothing that bad...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfshade
Technically, it's the sarcasm and not the double positive implying the negative. You can say 'yeah, right' to agree with something without any sarcasm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychosplodge
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History is awesome :cool:
I was wondering that but forgot to post. The Language itself is a double positive it is only our knowledge that it is frequently used sarcastically that alters its meaning, to someone just reading it without that cultural context it remains a double positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLink
That art is amaze.:p
True but it still made me lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkLink
Ah the battle of Ceylon during the tea wars. It's unfortunate that they couldn't hold back the advance of the forces of coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gotthammer
So, 23 year old killed during a game of 'Punch4Punch', an apparent online game where you take it turns to punch each other, and then post up the video.
Is it just me, or is the internet making people dumber?
Well considering the stupid generally breed quicker, especially with many more educated women putting off or not bothering with children, we need stuff like this to help keep the stupids numbers down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Mystery
The press made a big thing when the "One Punch Can Kill" campaign started a year or two ago. Happened in a pub in Paignton earlier this year. Tragic and stupid in equal measure really. I know I joke a bit about a "good" punch up, but I'm not serious. Too many folks I know personally have had life altering injuries as a result of a flare up over seemingly nothing that soon turns nasty.
I agree this punch4punch thing is utter stupidity, but then so is any kind of fight really.
I was walking Imogen home a couple weeks ago after going to see Malificent and a huge pile in erupted right in front of us. No idea what about but we were literally feet away. Grabbed my kid and got out quick. It got nasty fast and police were called. This was in the afternoon on a Saturday in a family seaside resort. Family's all around but these blokes were just interested in squaring up to each other and getting stuck in and gave no thought for anyone caught up in it.
Literally the first time I ever went clubbing( think I was 14 maybe 15) we were sat in a corner when out of nowhere a fight started right in front of us, and someone was thrown across our table. Luckily I grabbed two drinks and a mate grabbed the other two, but I'd never seen owt like it before, It was quite surprising just how quick it escalated to that.
Yeah.
One of the reasons I stick to rock clubs. Never seen a punch up in one. Ever.
Same these days.
Yep, I've done a fair bit of security in the past and I've seen things kick off from seemingly nothing at all. One minute all amicable, the next fists and heads are flying.
I've no doubt alcohol and young lads are not a good combo. I've seen some nasty girls go at it, but the lads are much much worse.
Guess whose Craftworld is now GW canon? :cool:
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Victory dance:
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Actual photo of how EG got it to happen:
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