BLARG.
Can I kill your boss?
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BLARG.
Can I kill your boss?
I would imagine so, however, I do not believe it to be a wise and rational response to lack of lazyboy chairs
I do.
DO IT FOR THE CHAIRS.
One of the girls (of truffle shuffle fame) has got a mesh back, she had it for maternity hasn't given it back yet
I'm excited about the Olympics personnally. Being unemployed doesn't leave a lot to look forward to, but having all the time off to watch whatever I want for a few days should be pretty damn good. Also, I haven't had to pay for any tickets fr travel, but I'll be going to 3 or 4 events, and I have free tickets to see most of the other stuff at the cinema if I want too. Got my cape/Union Flag ready from Silverstone. By chance I've met a few Olympians from team GB all ready. Got to hold one of the torches too. Beautiful bit of engineering if nothing else. And sooooooo shiny.
I've got a comfy exec chair, I think it could be more comfortable though.
Well I've spent the last month sat on a chair with only 4 of the 5 wheels intact, and yesterday the metal between the chair and stand sheared lol.
Which meant I finally got a replacement...
HUZZAH! I love it when a plan comes together.
lol if only I'd thought to help it along three weeks ago...
See what I am hearing is that you sat on a chair and broke it
I'm not sure bringing an axe to work is kosher.
"Hey, what have you got there? Looks like an axe"
"It sure is! I'm going to chop up my chair so that I can have a replacement"
"Sounds like a plan to me, do you want some help with that?"
"It's quite alright my esteemed colleague, I can handle it myself. Good day"
"Good day to you too"
^this does not happen
Oh rearry?
but yeah that would have been epic...
Security Guys that are completely fine with you bringing an axe to work? :D
Security? theres about 7 employees lol
Where do you even work?
In a place doing stuff lol
Sounds like a party.
My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
The jewel in the crown has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work.Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So you're called Fred right?
How'd you that ? O_o
I'm psychic. Third eye and all that shiz.
Wow, so the big hammers are in the van also?
What you think vigilantes do after they've caught the crook?
Hand them over to the police with evidence gathered all in a legal manner for due process?
Proceeded by the bad guy quipping them that he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you loathsome degenerates?
Upper-Class Scooby Doo was a great hit.
Am I the only one that finds Velma a bit sexy then...
No?
Moving on.....
Having (unfortunatly) seenlive action Scooby Doo parody porn....I don't think I could ever watch it again :p
I am now disturbed. Thanks Doc...
:eek:
Just be thankful he didn't tell you about the Smurf porn one of our mutual friends made us watch...
Lmao smurf porn? there's only one girl though.....:eek: oh....
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONO...
*sounds of shattered glass*
I wish all the people I went to school with would stop getting married, buying houses, and having kids!!
You're making me feel old!!!
GRRRRRRRR:mad:
Poor Psycho....
Maybe you should have a mini Psycho.
gods no.
It's bad enough our lasses dad keeps referring to me as "future son in law" when she's told him it's never gonna happen lol