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Aenir
07-15-2010, 11:11 PM
I notice a distressing lack of honor and Grail Imagery on this site!


In the Name of the Lady of the Lake, I am here to amend that!!


(Basically, YAY Brettonians, but all races are welcome... except Skaven... those darn rat things despoil shrines of the Lady! :rolleyes:)


http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh97/shophnc/warhammer/bretonnian-grail-knights.gif

Chuck777
07-16-2010, 12:25 AM
Yay Brettonia! A land where the horses eat better than the peasants! :p

Melissia
07-16-2010, 12:51 AM
And where the beer is less than piss!

Aenir
07-16-2010, 12:58 AM
pfft!! you are both just jealous your factions havent recieved the blessing of the great lady!

(not sure what you play chuck)

But Poor Melissa, shall I teach you of the Lady of the Lake and bring you to the honorable side of battle? None of those infernal handguns here, they are mere peasantry weapons! A True Noble fights upon a horse, with a lance!!!

eldargal
07-16-2010, 03:09 AM
Where would we be without Bretonnian silk stockings and claret?:rolleyes: Oh and the cheese.

Aldramelech
07-16-2010, 05:25 AM
And garlic eclaires

Hyperion
07-16-2010, 07:04 AM
I notice a distressing lack of honor and Grail Imagery on this site!


In the Name of the Lady of the Lake, I am here to amend that!!


(Basically, YAY Brettonians, but all races are welcome... except Skaven... those darn rat things despoil shrines of the Lady! :rolleyes:)


http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh97/shophnc/warhammer/bretonnian-grail-knights.gif


Damn! I thought you said Cake. I'll, er, just be heading off back to 40k ;)

Ryanironwolf
07-16-2010, 07:31 AM
Blessed be the Lady...Hail Bretonnia the flower of chivalry and the essence of honour!

Aenir
07-16-2010, 08:43 AM
@EG, Silk stockings? You must be a damsel of the lady!!! *bows*



Aldra, You say that like its a bad thing... you arent a vampire are you? *Readies lance*

Hyperion, Well Brettonians ARE the space marines of WHFB :)

ryan: Finally someone who follows the lady!! :D, Let us go in search of the grail!

Faultie
07-16-2010, 11:29 AM
If you want pageantry and cute colors, perhaps being a knight is for you.

If you want a glorious, face-crushing charge into the Great Enemy, and an honorable death destroying the forces of Chaos, come north and join the lancers!
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hussars.jpg

Aldramelech
07-16-2010, 11:32 AM
Hussar!

Aenir
07-16-2010, 11:34 AM
no, I will not go north and abandon the people of Brettonia!

Faultie
07-16-2010, 11:38 AM
Are you tired of sitting idly in a run down castle? Do you wish to battle the forces of Chaos directly? Would you carry the honor of the Lady to the Troll country and beyond, for a chance to kill the foes of Man?

The Gryphon Legion is looking for fine horsemen and soldiers alike!
http://www.hobbyarte.es/catalog/images/WA-86-30.jpg

Aenir
07-16-2010, 11:53 AM
No, I have my own levy of Knights and Peasants to protect my lands! :D

eldargal
07-16-2010, 10:46 PM
Bretonnian silk & cuisine against Kislevite goat furs* and boiled pig and cabbage. Hm.


*I'm all for fur, but you Kislevites need to start combing the poo out before you make clothes out of it.

Aenir
07-16-2010, 10:55 PM
Finally, someone sees the light of reason!

Come fair damsel, your castle awaits thee! :D

Faultie
07-17-2010, 06:58 AM
Bretonnian silk & cuisine against Kislevite goat furs* and boiled pig and cabbage. Hm.


*I'm all for fur, but you Kislevites need to start combing the poo out before you make clothes out of it.


Finally, someone sees the light of reason!

Come fair damsel, your castle awaits thee! :D
Ah, fair Bretonnia; where the women are women, and so are the men.

eldargal
07-17-2010, 07:19 AM
That would explain all the victories.:cool:


Ah, fair Bretonnia; where the women are women, and so are the men.

rbryce
07-17-2010, 11:32 AM
yeah, but vodka! by the bucket(if that ruffian snorri is right)! i think ill stick to some decent Dwari Ale myself. Brettonian beer for pansies who cant hold their drink! Whats the matter lager boy? afraid of the dark? lol.

Aenir
07-17-2010, 09:25 PM
Pffft! Its all about the wine! :D

Dont let the short bearded ones twist you from the truth!

Aldramelech
07-18-2010, 01:39 AM
20,000 "brave" knight's poncing around the battlefield going "Not the Face!"

Orminah
07-18-2010, 01:58 AM
Ah, Bretonnia. Yet another reason for my Skaven to retch uncontrollably while writing their own book of morals and honor code...... Because at Clan Ookami, we do everything better than PUNY HUMMAANNNSSS!

Aenir
07-18-2010, 10:34 AM
Skaven?

Out foul warp spawned creatures!!!

*Holds up something clean*

Your greatest enemy, fear it!!! :D

eldargal
07-18-2010, 10:35 AM
*holds up a cat*



Skaven?

Out foul warp spawned creatures!!!

*Holds up something clean*

Your greatest enemy, fear it!!! :D

Aenir
07-18-2010, 10:48 AM
ooh even better!!!!

Aldramelech
07-18-2010, 12:04 PM
The trouble with Bretonia is that its full of Bretonians.

Aenir
07-18-2010, 12:42 PM
pffft :P Its full of elves and peasants too!!! :D

(Think this can make the forum burp? :P hehehehe)

Gooball
07-18-2010, 07:05 PM
"'Ey boss!"
"Yer?"
"Why dun we go ta da place wiv de colourdy horses wiv squishy umies and smash dem lots up a bit?"
"Cos dey ain't got nuffin worf takin' all der drinks is for pansies, and der horses and 'umies are all in da armour. we gunna go loot sum stuntie hole and take der grog!"

Aenir
07-18-2010, 08:00 PM
Hey, built in protection is great, they are THAT afraid of us!

Orminah
07-18-2010, 09:40 PM
Skaven?

Out foul warp spawned creatures!!!

*Holds up something clean*

Your greatest enemy, fear it!!! :D

I fear not your clean underwear!

Aenir
07-18-2010, 10:24 PM
*blushes, puts them away*

I mean THIS!!!!!

*pulls out clean dishes!*

Orminah
07-18-2010, 10:31 PM
Oooo, a tea pot! We could use some fresh tea. Thanks a bunch.

Aenir
07-18-2010, 11:15 PM
Well it wouldnt be honorable to ignore a direct request!


*starts to brew some good brettonian tea!*

Orminah
07-18-2010, 11:19 PM
Brettonian tea? Ugh. Brew this herbal Chai instead!

Aenir
07-19-2010, 12:50 AM
Sorry, no can do... It is an insult to the honor of the lady to brew up anything else other than Brettonia's Finest!!

Where did Damsel 'Gal go?

rbryce
07-19-2010, 07:37 AM
The trouble with Bretonia is that its full of Bretonians.

i dont think our cousins from over the pond will get this, but i laughed so much the missus asked if i was ok!

Hyperion
07-19-2010, 09:12 AM
i dont think our cousins from over the pond will get this, but i laughed so much the missus asked if i was ok!

Quite

Aenir
07-19-2010, 09:34 AM
You should have told her you were going on a quest to find the grail :)

ZenPaladin
07-19-2010, 03:25 PM
*turns horse around*

On second thought.. lets not go to Bretonia...

tis a silly place.

Lunar Camel
07-19-2010, 04:25 PM
As we 'Mericans say:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Lunar Camel
07-19-2010, 04:30 PM
In all serious. You can count on my Battered Bas---ds of Bastonne to ride on full tilt.

Aenir
07-19-2010, 07:16 PM
Excellent!!

Now to call an Errantry War!! :D

Aenir
07-26-2010, 10:47 AM
The Brave Knights of Brettonia went out on the field of battle today (8th edition) and put up a valiant fight. but in the end, the forces of chaos proved too much and they were slaughtered to a man, except for this peasant here who happened to observe the battle..*Grabs a peasant*

t..They made a Daemon Prince flee off the battlefield and got stuck in with khornate warriors who were stubborn (some terrain or another) it took them 3 turns! The Holy Grail Knights got hit by a large group of green pus-covered knights! (Nurgle) and were annhilated... At the end of it all, all that was left was 2 maruaders and 10 or so chaos knights vs none of our noble Brettonians!!!

Thank you peasant, go back to the fields now *throws the peasant away*

As you can see, the forces of chaos are ever dangerous, we must be vigilant in our fight against them!

rbryce
07-26-2010, 11:11 AM
The Brave Knights of Brettonia went out on the field of battle today (8th edition) and put up a valiant fight. but in the end, the forces of chaos proved too much and they were slaughtered to a man, except for this peasant here who happened to observe the battle..*Grabs a peasant*

t..They made a Daemon Prince flee off the battlefield and got stuck in with khornate warriors who were stubborn (some terrain or another) it took them 3 turns! The Holy Grail Knights got hit by a large group of green pus-covered knights! (Nurgle) and were annhilated... At the end of it all, all that was left was 2 maruaders and 10 or so chaos knights vs none of our noble Brettonians!!!

Thank you peasant, go back to the fields now *throws the peasant away*

As you can see, the forces of chaos are ever dangerous, we must be vigilant in our fight against them!

we Dwari have been warning you manlings of this for centuries! chaos is far too sinister to ever let your guard down!