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Mr Mystery
06-03-2016, 02:30 AM
Previously seen at Warhammerfest and various other events....

Sunfury Plasma Annihilator (https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Warlord-Titan-Sunfury-Plasma-Annihilator)

£85.00

https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99560108151_MarsPatternPlasmaAnnihilator01.jpg

If memory serves, anywhere you see a magnet embedded should be a pre-cast magnet nest. Because FW are thoughtful like that :)

Lucius Alpha Pattern Warlord Titan Head (https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Lucius-Alpha-Pattern-Warlord-Titan-Head)

£60.00

https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99560108147_LuciusPatternHead01.jpg

For those who enjoy their post-modern lols. So Hipsters, basically.

Arioch Power Claw (https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Warlord-Titan-Arioch-Power-Claw)

£95.00

https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99560108148_MarsPatternFist01.jpg

Given there's not really that much that needs to be punched by a Warlord Titan, also doubles up as a butt scratcher for those tedious games where just three Warlord Class main weapons are needed to squash your foe, so it can stand idly by scratching it's posterior out of tedium.

YorkNecromancer
06-03-2016, 07:01 AM
Dat Princeps...

Gotthammer
06-03-2016, 07:05 AM
Dat Princeps...

Good to see they went with something different this time with the bald + rebreather look rather than the bald + moustache of the last half dozen releases... >_>

It's funny I see this and think "man a warlord would be great" and consider saving up but then I remember they're doing ickle ones so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Asymmetrical Xeno
06-03-2016, 07:06 AM
I'll wait for the Epic version - itll be more affordable XD

YorkNecromancer
06-03-2016, 07:11 AM
Good to see they went with something different this time with the bald + rebreather look rather than the bald + moustache of the last half dozen releases... >_>

They really need to stop trying to make moustaches happen.

Mr Mystery
06-03-2016, 07:22 AM
You take that back.

My facial hair is awesome and beardy and moustachey. Moustaches only look good on Military Types anyways.

http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mf30b42b66f42249bc57c7aa3862bef67H2&pid=15.1

Kirsten
06-03-2016, 07:34 AM
that plasma weapon is nice

eldargal
06-03-2016, 07:43 AM
Good to see they went with something different this time with the bald + rebreather look rather than the bald + moustache of the last half dozen releases... >_>

It's funny I see this and think "man a warlord would be great" and consider saving up but then I remember they're doing ickle ones so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I didn't realise it was a new princeps. So original FW.

YorkNecromancer
06-03-2016, 08:43 AM
You take that back.

My facial hair is awesome and beardy and moustachey. Moustaches only look good on Military Types anyways.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/snowgrouse/540145/30245/30245_original.jpg

See what you make me do! See how two may play the Doctor Who 'tasche game! And I will never recant. Never. NEVER! NEVER!!!

Moustaches.

Are.

Disgusting.

Mr Mystery
06-03-2016, 08:46 AM
http://www.thedandy.org/moustache_old_school-large.jpg

You offend me sir!

Jenkins! Fetch me my Surgeon Marten's Patented Botheration Brogues. We're going to teach this jumped up pantry boy some manners!

Asymmetrical Xeno
06-03-2016, 09:22 AM
Moustaches.

Are.

Disgusting.

Your comments actually made me shave mine (along with my beard and most of my hair)

Kirsten
06-03-2016, 10:18 AM
lol

YorkNecromancer
06-03-2016, 11:06 AM
http://www.thedandy.org/moustache_old_school-large.jpg

You offend me sir!

Jenkins! Fetch me my Surgeon Marten's Patented Botheration Brogues. We're going to teach this jumped up pantry boy some manners!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/32/62/3c326226d85f8ea4ebaa4482f9d399b7.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7f/af/4f/7faf4fcd656dba16db206807ccef10f4.jpg
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/satan2.jpg

NOT EVEN THE ROCK CAN MAKE MOUSTACHES WORK.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoRMhUdybyHj215wySENwxFOToHloT8 Sl8Etow6hvymo7R_kWv

And when not even The Rock can do it, no-one can.

Moustaches are empirically disgusting on every conceivable level, including the aesthetic, the cultural, the spiritual, the emotional, the molecular and the genetic. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-the-modern-moustache/)


Your comments actually made me shave mine (along with my beard and most of my hair)

Ummm... You're welcome?

I assume?

Asymmetrical Xeno
06-03-2016, 11:09 AM
Yeah, I was beginning to dislike my facial hair anyway :) having curly hair makes it look crap, also the left and right sides looked more blonde and the middle looked more darker which made me look slightly hitlerish from a distance D: it had to go lol

Erik Setzer
06-03-2016, 11:40 AM
having curly hair makes it look crap

Oof... yeah. Super-curly facial hair just makes it impossible to do anything with it.

I don't necessarily mind how a mustache looks, but I do have to admit I got sick of the issues where anything I drank from a glass could end up leaving a bit behind. Beer, juice, milk... yeah, just not a good situation all-around. Sure, you can wash it constantly, but why go to that trouble when it's never going to look amazing anyway?

Asymmetrical Xeno
06-03-2016, 12:06 PM
I don't necessarily mind how a mustache looks, but I do have to admit I got sick of the issues where anything I drank from a glass could end up leaving a bit behind. Beer, juice, milk... yeah, just not a good situation all-around. Sure, you can wash it constantly, but why go to that trouble when it's never going to look amazing anyway?

Exactly, totally relate...and wow sure got offtopic haha

Mr Mystery
06-03-2016, 03:41 PM
*off to dig out HHV and figure out what his dakka threshold his*

Charistoph
06-03-2016, 03:59 PM
And when not even The Rock can do it, no-one can.

Moustaches are empirically disgusting on every conceivable level, including the aesthetic, the cultural, the spiritual, the emotional, the molecular and the genetic. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-the-modern-moustache/)
I know a couple people who would disagree.

Tom Selleck:
18702
18703

And Sam Elliot:
18704
18705

That being said, most people cannot pull them off.

When I shave mine off, though, it disturbs my wife. She met me after I grew my goatee, and her dad had a beard while she was growing up. I shaved it once for a job interview, and she hated it. To be fair, when my face is bare I look many years younger. It's only with facial hair I start looking my age.

Path Walker
06-04-2016, 01:00 AM
I just always equate mustaches with sex offenders, because you know, they go hand in hand.

RGilbert26
06-04-2016, 01:36 AM
I just always equate mustaches with sex offenders, because you know, they go hand in hand.

Well, you know....you are from the north.