BoLS Lounge user

[Psychosplodge]

While Gott used it to make her point (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?54243-Crash-Course-in-Feminism-Mk-III-(or-why-everyone-should-be-a-feminist)&p=523337&viewfull=1#post523337), It also looked rather fun, so how about a silly thread where we do that in the style topgears stig quotes with silly fun things?

Example

BoLS Lounge user Mystery is really part Ork, and hides this by taking his makeup off at larping events.

One per post?

[Mr Mystery]

Part Ork?

Pffffrtt.

You're just green wiv envies.

[Psychosplodge]

Well of course. Technology would be so much easier if it worked cause I believed :D

[Mr Mystery]

I just make my Grot, Nobba do all the work.

[Psychosplodge]

lols

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Bigred is neither particularly big (he is [presumably] human and the tallest person on record is Robert Wadlow with a height of 2.71 metres whilst Callisto, the fourth Galilean moon of Jupiter, has a diameter of 4,821,000 metres), nor is he red (more of a pinkish, fleshy colour).

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Eldargal is noted for being the gate keeper of The Friend Zone, and for sleeping upon a bed of broken hearts, with a pillow made from man-tears.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge has a severe case of butts disease

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Gotthammer is noted for the world's largest private collection of Badgers.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge has a severe case of butts disease

True story :p

BoLs Lounge user Gotthammer spends all her time upside down

[Gotthammer]

I <3 badgers.

BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery has difficulty distinguishing between cats and large, moss covered rocks.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Kirsten has been waiting for ten years for Youtube to come to her house and film her vlogs, but they've stopped replying to her emails.

[Kirsten]

true that.

[Gotthammer]

Of course, only facts here :cool:

BoLS Lounge user CoffeeGrunt has seen all 5,425 episodes of Judge Judy, quotes from them on a regular basis, and has dressed as Judge Judy herself on seven non-consecutive halloweens.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Kirsten is allergic to happiness. The allergy manifests itself as a brief time-travel back to Victorian Lahndhan Tahn in the guise of Spring Heeled Jack.

[Kirsten]

I thought that was a secret

[Mr Mystery]

There are no secrets here.

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BoLS Lounge user Wolfshade has a curious, and as yet unexplained compulsion to add a second occurrence of the letter 't' in any given word. A lifelong affliction, it proved most inconvenient when he Turbot Charged his Ford Capris, leading to fishy smells wherever he does drive.

[CoffeeGrunt]

BoLS Lounge user CoffeeGrunt has seen all 5,425 episodes of Judge Judy, quotes from them on a regular basis, and has dressed as Judge Judy herself on seven non-consecutive halloweens.

You promised to tell no-one!

[Kirsten]

some say BoLS user YorkNecromancer isn't really a noecromancer at all, and just pretends using toast soldiers he has buttered the wrong way round.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user eldargal is physically incapable of tasting any food that costs less than £36 a serving (Malteaster bunnies and their Christmas variant being the exception that proves the rule)

[Kirsten]

some say BoLS user Wolfshade can only blink on a Tuesday

[Kaptain Badrukk]

Rumor has it the BOLS user Eldargal was once seen climbing the Eifel Tower dressed as a giant wellington boot. The dance she did on the pinacle sent 11 benadictine monks into a fit of seal impressions.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user TDA cannot see the colour purple and doesn't believe it exists.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Kaptin Badrukk gained his title rank following a three year stint as Chief Troll Booter down the old Plastic Crack Mines underneath Nottingham Castle.

[Wolfshade]

BoLS Lounge user Wolfshade has a curious, and as yet unexplained compulsion to add a second occurrence of the letter 't' in any given word. A lifelong affliction, it proved most inconvenient when he Turbot Charged his Ford Capris, leading to fishy smells wherever he does drive.

Bottttom draw Mysterty, tit was a haltibut


some say BoLS user Wolfshade can only blink on a Tuesday

In honour of Tyr...

Some say BOLS user Pschosploge is actually part sock puppet,

[Mr Mystery]

Insocktion.

[Wolfshade]

Some say all BOLS users are Alpharius

[Psychosplodge]

Some say BOLS user Coffeegrunt actually functions on strong tea, and is infact terrified of coffee.

[Gotthammer]

You know that thing where people chase the wheel of cheese down a really steep hill and like everyone's falling over and it's muddy and in like Gloucester or something and I think you win the cheese at the end?

Well BoLS Lounge user Erik Setzer is that cheese.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge once smoked two marijuanas at a party and died. He is buried next to Becky.

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge's account is maintained by BoLS Lounge user The Girl to avoid any negative publicity against the BoLS Lounge.

BoLS Lounge user The Girl has never seen MLP, hence why she, as BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge, always uses the same gifs in the Announcements and Introductions sub-forum.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/6qHinoY.jpg

But it's a secret!

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BoLS Lounge user Gotthammer likes to re-enact the iceberg scene form titanic with her sponges when in the bath.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user Deadlift had to flee the UK following a widely unreported incident involving two chocolate brownies, a rubber chicken and live eel.

[CoffeeGrunt]

Some say BOLS user Coffeegrunt actually functions on strong tea, and is infact terrified of coffee.

This is actually very true. I hate the taste of coffee, but the name's stuck. :P

BoLS User Psychosplodge is actually equinophobic, and has been prescribed MLP as treatment by their therapist. Their favourite pony is Steven Magnet.

BoLS User Gotthammer runs a drop-bear breeding farm, and is training them as paratroopers to overtake Australia.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS User Kirsten is unaware the IoM is really a fictional place due to actually being a ghost in the machine.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user CoffeeGrunt's favourite anime is King of the Hill

BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery's username is such because the name "47 ferrets in a trenchcoat" was too long so since he couldn't tell the truth he decided to embrace the enigma.

[Mr Mystery]

48 actually. Kevin and Kevina have a little one now.

[Erik Setzer]

You know that thing where people chase the wheel of cheese down a really steep hill and like everyone's falling over and it's muddy and in like Gloucester or something and I think you win the cheese at the end?

Well BoLS Lounge user Erik Setzer is that cheese.

That is probably the first time I've been described as the prize at the end of the chase.:eek:

[Psychosplodge]

BoLs Lounge user Eldergal recently let slip that she was an immortal vampyre after recounting tales of sharing Prussian farmgirl's beds.

[47ferrets in a trenchcoat]

BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery's username is such because the name "47 ferrets in a trenchcoat" was too long so since he couldn't tell the truth he decided to embrace the enigma.

Ermine, you can't just have any user name . Don't badger me on the number of ferrets, their trench coats are stoatally awesome, if you saw them you would be otterly *squee* about them

http://i.imgur.com/wpzZ4fd.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

@Splodge - That is a dirty lie and you know it.

BOLS Lounge user Gotthammer is actually a spider, seeing as they are the only things capable of living in Australia, and can manipulate several computers and watch several animes at once.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

Wait, we have a spider woman on here and no one bothered to tell me the forums very own spider overlord?

[Psychosplodge]

@Splodge - That is a dirty lie and you know it.


It would certainly make the Emperor's Children harder to paint.

BoLs Lounge user Asymmetrical Xeno was once caught trying to smuggle sea otters into the country by disguising them as clowns.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Tzeentch's Dark Agent, contrary to claims he merely works there, is in fact a Wetherspoon's pub. Much like the Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga, it is mobile, and can usually be found trying to start on other pubs in the local vicinity.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Asymmetrical Xeno sleeps in a racing car bed.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Gotthammer is taunted on a daily basis by a racist squirrel.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge has a full back tattoo of Jar Jar Binks making out with Qui Gon Jin while George Lucas watches them eagerly.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user Gotthammer believes Greedo had time to shoot.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge won a competition in 1996.

That competition, found on the back of a packet of Tesco Own-Brand Value Cornflakes, was to write the three prequels for Star Wars.

He remains especially proud of the Gungan race he brought into being.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge's winning entry (having to write in 10 words what Tesco Own-Brand Value Cornflakes mean to you) was: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes.

[Mr Mystery]

That'll never work.

It's only nine words.

[Gotthammer]

:p

[Psychosplodge]

:eek:

My secret is out! How will I hide this shame?

[Mr Mystery]

By not writing any more Star Wars films ever.

[Psychosplodge]

You're gonna hate VII then...

[Mr Mystery]

Thankfully this time your entry 'Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar, Jar Jar and the Ewoks Take Manhattan' was rejected.

We weren't going to tell you until after you'd seen VII......but you forced our hand.

[Psychosplodge]

*spoilers* Everyone dies :eek: *spoilers*

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

BoLS Lounge user Asymmetrical Xeno sleeps in a racing car bed.

Oi! My mum bought me that. The duvet is made of living tarantulas though, they are very snuggly.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user CoffeeGrunt is the true, secret author of the legendary fic My Immortal (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal).

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user Mystery wrote, directed and filmed Two girls one cup.

[Mr Mystery]

And I starred in it.

You won't believe what I can do with mirrors.

[Gotthammer]

If that's the case BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery needs (according to one of my medical type job peeps) more fibre in his diet

[Mr Mystery]

But the crust is the best bit.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounger user Kirsten had a co-staring role in Disney's Mary Poppins as Dick Van Dyke's cockney accent.

[Kirsten]

took me ages to get it so wrong

[Just Tony]

BoLS Lounge user CoffeeGrunt is the true, secret author of the legendary fic My Immortal (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal).

I can never purge that from my brain...


All men pride themselves on being able to piss their name into the snow. BoLS Lounge user Gotthammer can piss her name into the concrete.

[Deadlift]

BoLS Lounge user Deadlift had to flee the UK following a widely unreported incident involving two chocolate brownies, a rubber chicken and live eel.

Lol very funny.

BoLS Lounge user Psychosploge likes to hide in wardrobes in national trust homes. When visitors pass by Psychosploge jumps out shouting "I'm back from Narnia"

[Psychosplodge]

Everybody need a hobby, some are more fun than others :D

[Kaptain Badrukk]

BoLS user Kaptain Badrukk has totally grasped how this thread works.

[Wolfshade]

BoLS user Deadlift fled the ancient shores of Albion as it no longer had enough chicken to support his needs

[Mud Duck]

BoLS user Eldargirl know what an aglet is, and their true, nefarious purpose.

BoLS user Mr. Mystery is the voice of "Codsworth".

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Eldargirl is a furry

[Kirsten]

tell us something we don't know

[Psychosplodge]

furries are awesome though, especially when they let you rub their bellies. :D

[Gotthammer]

tell us something we don't know

BoLS Lounge user Deadlift's name is a misnomer. He is, in fact, alive.

BoLS Lounge user Asymmetrical Xeno wrote Billy Ray Cyrus' 1992 hit "Achy Breaky Heart" under the name Don Von Tress.

BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery is not only the subject of Carly Simon's 1972 classic "You're So Vain (you probably think this song is about you)" but also of Alanis Morissette's 1995 hit "You Oughta Know".

[Mr Mystery]

It's true. But I just can't help being this sexy.

[Kirsten]

BoLS user Gotthammer is actually the inspiration for 80's classic 'I wear my sunglasses at night' by Corey Hart.

[Gotthammer]

:cool:

[Kirsten]

BoLS user Haighus is the literal flock of seagulls that Flock of Seagulls ran away from (so far away)

[Mr Mystery]

With Auburn hair and Tawney eyes?

Sure it wasn't a flock of Owls?

[Kirsten]

BoLS user Asymmetrical Xenos actually has perfect rotational symmetry

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS user Mud Duck has never in fact seen mud and only floats in a bath.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Kirsten hasn't listened to any music since 1987

[Kirsten]

there hasn't been anything released since then surely? the music mines were shut down under Thatcher

[Psychosplodge]

Well obviously we import cheaper lower quality foreign music now

[Kirsten]

well nobody wants that

[Mr Mystery]

Except Simon Cowell.

He's the Pound Shop of music. Kwality with a Kapital K.

[CoffeeGrunt]

BoLS Lounge User Mr Mystery is in charge of emailing back hopeful job applicants, and gleefully refuses to tell them they've failed.

BoLS Lounge User Eldargal is in fact the reincarnated spirit of Florence Nightingale, due to her array of passionate gal pals.

[Wolfshade]

BoLS Lounge user Eldargirl is a furry

I miss-read that as a fury

[Mud Duck]

BoLS Lounge user Deadlift's name is a misnomer. He is, in fact, alive.

BoLS Lounge user Asymmetrical Xeno wrote Billy Ray Cyrus' 1992 hit "Achy Breaky Heart" under the name Don Von Tress.

BoLS Lounge user Mr Mystery is not only the subject of Carly Simon's 1972 classic "You're So Vain (you probably think this song is about you)" but also of Alanis Morissette's 1995 hit "You Oughta Know".


Sorry Gott, but "Your so Vain." is all about me. but shhhhh. I not supposed to tell.


Psycho, Then I'm not a witch?

[Psychosplodge]

too early to tell.

[Gotthammer]

Sorry Gott, but "Your so Vain." is all about me. but shhhhh. I not supposed to tell.


The title subject's identity has long been a matter of speculation, with Simon stating that the song refers to three men, only one of whom she has named publicly, Warren Beatty.

Looks like we've now got the full set :cool:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

BOLS user Psychosplodge is in fact a witch.

Filthy witches get stitches.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm not pretty enough to be a witch :p

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge User Tzeentch's Dark Agent is the person responsible for every 'fan made' trailer and source of every 'leaked script' for every film ever.

He might be a gob****e, but he's a industrious gob****e :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Industry is the way forward.

BOLS Lounge User Mr Mystery arbitrarily always has ham in his sandwiches, although he long since been bored of the taste, the gods cannot allow him to sample any other sandwich filling.

[Mr Mystery]

This is true.

Following the sneaky consumption of a Quorn 'Ham' sandwich, a warning shot vaporised my left nad.

[CoffeeGrunt]

BOLS user Psychosplodge is in fact a witch.

Filthy witches get stitches.

Kill witches, get b*tches.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDu-2h8ZDhI