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trjames
02-22-2010, 11:43 AM
So apparently the temple at Göbekli Tepe in central Anatolia is around 11,500 years old, dating to 9,500 B.C. - Same place the Emperor is from, around the same age.

Coincidence? I think not! I wonder when he's going to show his face.

History in the Remaking: A temple complex in Turkey that predates even the pyramids is rewriting the story of human evolution. (http://www.newsweek.com/id/233844)

;)

Madness
02-22-2010, 11:49 AM
Cool, just 18500 years to the HH then.

MarneusCalgar
02-22-2010, 12:16 PM
And 28.500 to the birth of Marneus Calgar and the Battle of Macragge... ****, that´s a long wait!!

Drew da Destroya
02-22-2010, 01:09 PM
Cool, just 18500 years to the HH then.

Sweet, I'll start sharpening my pointy sticks for when the Emperor's Children come rampaging throughout Earth, raping, murdering, and rendering people down to their constituent elements to recompose them into exotic drugs.

Since all of the guns will be at the Palace, we'll be reduced to using pointy sticks.

david5th
02-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Isn't it more like 29,000 years to the Horus Heresy and 39,000 to 5th ed timeline. Thats M31 & M41 and we are M2, Unless my maths is wrong.

entendre_entendre
02-22-2010, 09:03 PM
We are in M3 since you count year 0-999 C.E. as M1. So we are ~28,000 years from the HH, and 38,989.9929999999599999999899999999999999979999999 999999949899999(repeating) years from the end of 5th ed. timeline (excluding Medusa V).

OT: beware, the Emperor is watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good or he'll explode your head ith his mind powers.

pgarfunkle
02-23-2010, 03:44 AM
OT: beware, the Emperor is watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good or he'll explode your head ith his mind powers.

OMG The Emperor is Santa!?

MarneusCalgar
02-23-2010, 07:25 AM
As he said that, seems the Emperor is Michael Jackson... LOL, I will look under the bed, hope Pedobear´s not there!!

david5th
02-23-2010, 11:07 AM
We are in M3 since you count year 0-999 C.E. as M1. So we are ~28,000 years from the HH, and 38,989.9929999999599999999899999999999999979999999 999999949899999(repeating) years from the end of 5th ed. timeline (excluding Medusa V).

OT: beware, the Emperor is watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good or he'll explode your head ith his mind powers.

Close enough;).

Subject Keyword
03-01-2010, 04:11 PM
Ceiling Emperor is watching you masturbate?

Seriously though, cool.

If this is true, the most exciting parts of Necron history have already happened.:D

Madness
03-01-2010, 04:37 PM
Ceiling Emperor is watching you masturbate?

Seriously though, cool.

If this is true, the most exciting parts of Necron history have already happened.:D
So we can go back ignoring their robotic behinds? :P

Subject Keyword
03-02-2010, 01:39 PM
So we can go back ignoring their robotic behinds? :P

Yes. Please do ignore them. That's exactly what they want!

By the way, what armies do you play, Mr. Madness? I haven't caught that in any of the more recent threads.
I'd guess Eldar or Orks, but I've learned not to stereotype armies for certain types of people.

person person
03-02-2010, 09:04 PM
Epic, sounds like time I convince my FLGS to start stocking real lasguns.