Top Secret Thread of Secret Awesomeness.

[Mr Mystery]

Shhhhhhh.

It's a secret.

Do you want to know what the secret is?

[Tyrendian]

No.




:p

[Mr Mystery]

It's a ded cool secret. D. E. D. cool.

And that's cooler than Fonzie locked in the deep freeze cool.

[Wildeybeast]

Yes. I want to know the secret. Please tell me.

[Mr Mystery]

Soon.

Soon it will be revealed.

But not 'it'. 'It' stays under wraps online. Time and a place!

[ElectricPaladin]

I already know the secret.

[Mr Mystery]

No, not that secret.

The other secret.

[ElectricPaladin]

No, not that secret.

The other secret.

Oh, ok. No, I don't know that one. Yet...

[Mr Mystery]

Secretive secret is secretive.

And cool!

[ElectricPaladin]

You're buying a titan.

Your wife's having a baby.

You're buying a baby.

Your wife's having a titan.

Your titan's having a baby. A baby titan. A warhound.

[Mr Mystery]

Dude, I don't have a girlfriend, let alone a wife :p

It's something........secret.....for now.

[Wildeybeast]

It better be good now you've got us all intrigued.

[Mr Mystery]

Friday.

[Wolfshade]

Just remember we are very supportive of your decision.

[Mr Mystery]

Around 1 pm. Ish.

[ElectricPaladin]

I'm going to keep on speculating, because this is entertaining.

You're moving to California.

You're moving to Nottingham.

Oh! You got a contract to write for Black Library!

You've collected all your notes about everything wrong with minis games and have designed your own, and you want your BoLS friends to back your kickstarter.

[DarkLink]

If you're moving to california, I can recommend gaming stores. Depending of course on where you move to, seeing as california is roughly the size of the entire UK.

[ElectricPaladin]

If you're moving to california, I can recommend gaming stores. Depending of course on where you move to, seeing as california is roughly the size of the entire UK.

This is your conscience speaking... move to the East Bay... play at Endgame Oakland... we have narrative campaigns and an entire second floor mezzanine dedicated to gaming...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Thumb right up his bumhole. (Y)

[ElectricPaladin]

Thumb right up his bumhole. (Y)

Come on, man. That's hardly a secret.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Pics or didn't happen.

[DarkLink]

This is your conscience speaking... move to the East Bay... play at Endgame Oakland... we have narrative campaigns and an entire second floor mezzanine dedicated to gaming...

I do go to Frontline Gaming periodically... you wouldn't happen to be going to the LVO in February?

[ElectricPaladin]

I do go to Frontline Gaming periodically... you wouldn't happen to be going to the LVO in February?

Nope. I wish. Maybe next year?

[DarkLink]

Bummer, it's going to be pretty sweet. But, yeah, at some point I'll have to check out Endgame. And if you're ever up in Sacramento, Great Escape Games has a huge playing area. And while attendance in 6th and 7th is down, we've got a tournament every month, the Contest of Champions and the Twin-Linked's.

[Mr Mystery]

Pics or didn't happen.

Pfffffrt.



TWO THUMBS FRESH!

[Anthrax ion pusscabe]

You've discovered a stargate

[Mr Mystery]

I know what it is....

And on Friday, so shall you.

One of you in particular......

[Anthrax ion pusscabe]

You've invented a air born virus that causes autism in all who become infected so I can finally enact my plan for world domination that I've never shared

[Mr Mystery]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/dd/a6/43dda60faef0d7d84bc2206c4ce79428.jpg

That's not the secret though.

I am totally secretly frying your brain cells as well - but that's different from this secret.

[Gotthammer]

Secret revealed!

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ba57c1053a7775fc2ab6efffc727c0a3/tumblr_nf6h0s60pF1r3nwsxo1_500.png

http://36.media.tumblr.com/65abaa6501b92a08b096c0b1441c537c/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno2_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b703442c169ef0087e30617e7f20f06f/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno3_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b356855793f2a8ed1112b8d0e4eadadd/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno6_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7bfb91ab7fb395798a35d18ee8c629f3/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno7_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/99cc27912d77d0abdb6ad97dd5ee7329/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno8_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3ce361a831df377cf6bafae2b7597496/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno9_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4448df558c36003751dba8e8e8d003d1/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno4_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b224a752f6227dc51c2de716318ff56b/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno5_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/efab53df300543378a5e516b708b37e5/tumblr_mvcett28AK1s5adqno10_500.png

[Mr Mystery]

Lies! LIES AND INFAMY!!!!!

[Gotthammer]

Perhaps you forgot?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/924561e2e8cd2f6b41737de76be440f2/tumblr_n9vigbncfU1qb5gkjo1_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4d9879d2d760a0a0d1f3b555a0b7a685/tumblr_n9vigbncfU1qb5gkjo2_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4c184155533d3ffc8c43a24b710a4b63/tumblr_n9vigbncfU1qb5gkjo3_500.png

http://36.media.tumblr.com/1637cecfc3a1d989d36568cf14e7db52/tumblr_n9vigbncfU1qb5gkjo4_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ba03d97c0b5c83226ae90709cd9ff887/tumblr_n9vigbncfU1qb5gkjo5_500.png


The enigma of Mystery unravels to reveal the ball of lies and deceit that is at its heart. Soon you shall be nought but Mr Exoteric when your artifice is undone!

[Mr Mystery]

http://i.qkme.me/3pze4r.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Mystery annouces that he is both 'splogy and wolffie and they are alternative accounts to help his epeen.

[Psychosplodge]

Mystery annouces that he is both 'splogy and wolffie and they are alternative accounts to help his epeen.

I thought he was TDA as well?

[Gotthammer]

And we all know he's really OrksOrksOrks, who is actually me, who is really EldarGal, who's a secret government AI that escaped into the internet.

[Wolfshade]

He is the originator of the PFI scams and will annouce his pre-tax profits which he will then use to buy all the GW shares.

[Gotthammer]

And reveal he was Matt Ward all along and laugh at the rivers of nerd-tears that spill forth.

[Mr Mystery]

And we all know he's really OrksOrksOrks, who is actually me, who is really EldarGal, who's a secret government AI that escaped into the internet.

http://noisewiki.com/wiki/images/9/99/ExplodingHead.GIF

[Psychosplodge]

Now that would be an AI with a split personality...

[Gotthammer]

Well that's just great, now we'll never know :/



I'll get the mop...

[Psychosplodge]

How does an AI mop?

:eek:

ROBOTS

[Tyrendian]

Now that would be an AI with a split personality...

still better than most game AIs around...

[Psychosplodge]

I hope this isn't over-hyped considering we're getting a week of build up :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Just like Fable 2 and 3...

[Mr Mystery]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w9r25GhBWjc/hqdefault.jpg

Eh yes!

[Gotthammer]

Reckon it's going to be that thar quiz mentioned in yon off-topic.

Or the day will come and:

http://36.media.tumblr.com/11e96649114b079a39f0a751ace88173/tumblr_n7igy2LM8c1qjg18mo1_500.png

[Psychosplodge]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/11e96649114b079a39f0a751ace88173/tumblr_n7igy2LM8c1qjg18mo1_500.png

lmao

[Mr Mystery]

Dust.

Anyone? No? Dust?

Ahriman of the Thousand Sons, trying to find feedback on the Rubric.

[Wildeybeast]

How does an AI mop?

:eek:

ROBOTS

Like this?

https://goingon80.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/robot-with-mop.jpg

[Denzark]

As the actress said to the bishop: "This had better be good"...

[Mr Mystery]

Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't.

It is of course.

Well I think so....

[Wolfshade]

Mystery finally renounces his leftist facard and comes out as Niggle.

[Mr Mystery]

Nope!

But those who have not expressed an interest SHALL RUE THE DAY!

[Wolfshade]

You are creating a BoLS oubillette "year book". featuring quotes and pictures.

[Mr Mystery]

Nah man.

That takes like, effort, and stuff.

[Psychosplodge]

How can people not be interested in a random thing thats being hyped? We must know now.

Is it friday yet?

[energongoodie]

11810

[Mr Mystery]

Not yet, no.

But you have nothing to rue.

Least not yet.

[Wildeybeast]

Can we incentivise you to tell is early?

[Mr Mystery]

Nope.

All is not yet in readiness!

[Eldar_Atog]

I can't help but think this will be like Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault :)

[40kGamer]

Mystery is actually American Sam Kinison... he faked his death and has been living on the down low in jolly old England....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XEMNZ09DL.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Secrets!


Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFyYjUW9JE

The minions at Mystery Industries are currently working hard to bring you that surprise on Friday.

Happy Humpday, Yo!

[Mr Mystery]

Evening all!

Time for a partial reveal!

I've made no secret that over the past few years I've done quite well for myself. And by way of showing thanks to the wider cosmos, everyone who has already posted in this fine thread is entered into the very first Mr Mystery Christmas Sweepstake.

The grand and indeed only prize is a £50 GW or Forgeworld (winners choice) voucher as an early Chrimbo present.

If the jammy git isn't UK based, I'll instead order in toys up to the £50 value and post them out, as it's easier than mucking around with international exchange rates and foreign websites and that.

Bon chance everyone!

[ElectricPaladin]

OooOoOOoOooooh!

[40kGamer]

Crazy git! Keep the Freddie love a rolling...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

[Mr Mystery]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2045310/fast-show-wonderful-o.gif

[wayne williams]

wow thats very generous nicely done mr mystery,

[Horncastle]

Having been on vacation I only found this thread today. I would like to applaud you on your generosity and wish the best of luck to all those in the running.

- - - Updated - - -

Plus reading the first 60 odd posts made for a little bit of entertainment during a slow work night.

[Tyrendian]

No.




:p

do I count as entered even with a post like that? :D
anyways, nice thing to do!

[ElectricPaladin]

Now that I'm not at work, I can type a better post. What a crazy awesome thing to do - just the kind of thing that I always wanted to happen on a web forum! Now all I need to do is resist dreaming too hard about what I'll get if I win...

[Horncastle]

Now all I need to do is resist dreaming too hard about what I'll get if I win...

That's easy Contemptor Dread to replace one of the two I lost earlier this year. :)

[Kirsten]

I hate it when dreadnoughts get up and walk off on their own.

[ElectricPaladin]

I'm also wondering what the other part of the secret is. Mr. Mystery said that this is only a partial reveal...

- - - Updated - - -


That's easy Contemptor Dread to replace one of the two I lost earlier this year. :)

Fair enough.

For my part, I'm torn between the greater part of an avenger strike fighter for my Sisters (and probably, frequently, Allied into my Blood Angels as well, because I'm sick of the stormraven being my only option), almost all of a land raider helios (because it's a land raider that almost fits into a fifty pound price tag, and who can't use a land raider with anti-air capability?). Fifty pounds could also cover an entire Sisters of Battle repressor (with a little left over), or most of a sicaran battle tank, or all of deimos vindicator (my Knights of Blood are developing a habit of hijacking relicts from the Age of Darkness)...

[Wildeybeast]

Well sir, that is indeed very gentlemanly and quite super of you.

[Psychosplodge]

:eek:

This is a secret worth the hype.

[Houghten]

Forget the hyped mystery. What I want to know is: how has this thread managed to go nearly eighty posts without anyone posting this?

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121213181828/zimwiki/images/1/1d/Mysterious_Mysteries_of_Strange_Mystery_%28Gaz,_Ta ster_of_Pork%29.png


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmj4zS1epik

[Mr Mystery]

Forget the hyped mystery. What I want to know is: how has this thread managed to go nearly eighty posts without anyone posting this?

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121213181828/zimwiki/images/1/1d/Mysterious_Mysteries_of_Strange_Mystery_%28Gaz,_Ta ster_of_Pork%29.png


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmj4zS1epik

Because they rack disciprine.

[Psychosplodge]

Shameful dispray....

[Mr Mystery]

Shameful dispray....



http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608018415720139731&pid=1.7

[Psychosplodge]

lmao

[Tyrendian]

I've got a plan for what I'll do should I win - which, keeping with the spirit of it all, I'll keep secret, but it should lead to some decent amount of further amusement :)

[Darren Richardson]

Let's see, you'll buy a Knight with it if you win?

A Space Marine of some sort (always a safe bet)

Dark Elder Kit?

IDK, I give up...

[Tyrendian]

Let's see, you'll buy a Knight with it if you win?

A Space Marine of some sort (always a safe bet)

Dark Elder Kit?

IDK, I give up...

nah way more secreter an' sneakierer than that :)

[40kGamer]

nah way more secreter an' sneakierer than that :)

"I am Alpharius."

[ElectricPaladin]

"I am Alpharius."

Your face is Alpharius.

[40kGamer]

Your face is Alpharius.

:p

[Psychosplodge]

Your mum's Alpharius

[Aegwymourn]

Your face is Alpharius.

Thems fightin' words!

[ElectricPaladin]

Your mum's Alpharius

You take that back! My mum's a loyal Imperial citizen!

No, wait. Actually, my mum could totally be Alpharius. Or Mortarion or something.

[40kGamer]

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1368/81/1368817338049.png

[Psychosplodge]

You take that back! My mum's a loyal Imperial citizen!

No, wait. Actually, my mum could totally be Alpharius. Or Mortarion or something.

*amused snort*

[Tyrendian]

how awesome would that be though? to have a Primarch for a mum? let's see your teachers tell her that her kid's dumb...

[ElectricPaladin]

how awesome would that be though? to have a Primarch for a mum? let's see your teachers tell her that her kid's dumb...

See, now I'm thinking about what kind of mom each of the Primarchs would be...


Horus: Momma Horus is very charismatic, but she isn't very good at raising you with integrity, because she tends to use her charisma to get you out of scrapes rather than let you face the consequences of your actions.
Leman Russ: She's the cool mom! Lets you drink and smoke and party all night. When you get into a fight at school her only questions are "did you win?" and "did he deserve it?"
Ferrus Manus: A hard-working mom. You don't get to see a lot of her, but that's ok because she's kind of grim and unpleasant.
Fulgrim: Dude... your mom's hot... :D But seriously, mamma Fulgrim is very concerned with your social standing and insists that you always look your best before going to school.
Vulkan: Momma Vulkan is just... really nice. And she raised you to believe in hard work and taking care of people. Really, she's probably one of the best moms in the bunch.
Rogal Dorn: Very strict, but also very fair, and very picky about who gets to hang out at the house.
Roboute Guilliman: On the one hand, you live under a complex set of rules. On the other hand, momma Guilliman follows her own rules to the point that every once in a while you can game her. She's obsessively fair, which is nice.
Magnus the Red: Momma Red is most concerned about your schoolwork. You're her only son, and she wants you to do well in life, and she's convinced that academics are the way to do it. Don't try to sneak anything past her.
Sanguinius: Another MILF, but probably a lot less superficial than momma Fulgrim. Has a real temper, but is very good at controlling it; she sends you out to play before she starts smashing things.
Lion El'Jonson: Momma Johnson is very concerned with appearances and wants everyone to know that your family is perfect. JUST PERFECT. We don't talk about your older brother anymore.
Perturabo: Momma Perturabo is kind of autistic and insulated. You're probably a bit emotionally neglected. But, on the other hand, you are very well taken care of and there are plans for every eventuality.
Mortarion: On the one hand, momma Mortarion never gives up on you. On the other hand, she never gives up on anything, including grudges or punishments.
Lorgar: It's kind of like having a really devout church lady for a mom... except that your mom is a combination minister and messiah.
Jaghatai Khan: Your family is always on the move, but at least mom teaches you the awesome combat arts of your ancestral people.
Konrad Curze: Your Child Protective Services file is about three volumes long and leaves hardened social workers in tears and five of your former foster parents are dead. I don't think I want to talk about this one.
Angron: Well... you might get taken away, because I bet momma Angron leaves marks and occasionally hits you with her shoe. But at least it isn't premeditated psychological abuse. That's a plus! Right...?
Corvus Corax: Momma Corax takes "free range parenting" a bit too far, to the point that you never really see her. But you aren't neglected - the stuff you need just sort of ends up around you. You'll probably end up with some emotional scars, but you'll be really self-sufficient.
Alpharius Omegon: Ugh. Awful, manipulative, controlling momma. Actually, this one does remind me of mine :(.

[40kGamer]

Mine was a weird mixture of several.

[Gwhizz84]

In a cunning twist, the secret is revealed: Mystery is infact both Alpharius and EP's mum.

[ElectricPaladin]

My life would have been so much better if my mom had been a BoLS poster... my dad's life, too.

[Tyrendian]

that should definitely make the front page there EP :D

[Horncastle]

I hate it when dreadnoughts get up and walk off on their own.

Sadly he didn't walk off so much as get melted into a lovely pile of slag (along with the rest of my 15 years worth of 40K)

[Wolfshade]

I have cast the runes and have two possibilities.

1. Mystery has gained a promotion and gets official confirmation Friday
2. Mystery is launching his pop career by covering Rachel Black's "Friday"

“Wolfie is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that'
s got it wrong.

This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Wolfie is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."

This has led to some interesting consequences. For instance, when Wolfie was sued by the families of those who had died as a result of taking the entry on the planet Tralal literally (it said "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists: instead of "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal of visiting tourists"), they claimed that the first version of the sentence was the more aesthetically pleasing, summoned a qualified poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.”

[ElectricPaladin]

Sadly he didn't walk off so much as get melted into a lovely pile of slag (along with the rest of my 15 years worth of 40K)

House fire? Ugh. That sucks.

[Horncastle]

House fire? Ugh. That sucks.

Yup.

[Mr Mystery]

Other secret is the name of the winner, you numpties!

[ElectricPaladin]

Other secret is the name of the winner, you numpties!

Ha! That works as well :D

[Houghten]

Well, that was a letdown. How about we speculate baselessly on some different mysteries?

Who is the milkman? What happened inside that house? What is the purpose of the goggles?

[Mr Mystery]

Well, that was a letdown. How about we speculate baselessly on some different mysteries?

Who is the milkman? What happened inside that house? What is the purpose of the goggles?

Bob Carolgees

World Donkey Bothering Championships

Secret Donkey Bothering Equipment.

[Wolfshade]

"You numpties" hasn't posted in thread so can't be a winner.

[Mr Mystery]

"You numpties" hasn't posted in thread so can't be a winner.

Don't make me take you off the list!

[Kirsten]

Gott deserves to win for being awesome and having a rough spell

[Wildeybeast]

Don't make me take you off the list!

Do it, take him off! I heard him say he thought your competition was stupid and you smell of poo, so he definitely doesn't deserve to be in it.

[Mr Mystery]

Right.....

12 names written on paper, and folded in a surprisingly uniform pattern.

The winner of the fabulous prize of £50 GW or Forgeworld Voucher, or £50 o' stuff if they're a dirty foreigner is.....................



ENERGONGOODIE!

Well, that was fun!

[ElectricPaladin]

Right.....

12 names written on paper, and folded in a surprisingly uniform pattern.

The winner of the fabulous prize of £50 GW or Forgeworld Voucher, or £50 o' stuff if they're a dirty foreigner is.....................



ENERGONGOODIE!

Well, that was fun!

Wooo! Congratulations EnergonG! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[40kGamer]

Right.....

12 names written on paper, and folded in a surprisingly uniform pattern.

The winner of the fabulous prize of £50 GW or Forgeworld Voucher, or £50 o' stuff if they're a dirty foreigner is.....................



ENERGONGOODIE!

Well, that was fun!

Sweet deal! ...but it isn't Friday, so is this a bit of misdirection or did you get too anxious to hand out good cheer?

[Mr Mystery]

Six one, half dozen either?

Currently watching Age of Extinction, and the plot jumps are playing merry bollocks with my sense of timing!

[40kGamer]

Six one, half dozen either?

Currently watching Age of Extinction, and the plot jumps are playing merry bollocks with my sense of timing!

Haven't seen it yet but from what I understand it is a bunch of big explosions and crazy action strung together with a story that defies logic. :p

[Mr Mystery]

There is a plot, but the editing is awful.

Upside, action is much easier to follow in this one!

[40kGamer]

A Michael Bay classic! :p

[Mr Mystery]

Totes looking forward the fifth instalment!

[Wolfshade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[Mr Mystery]

The power of The Cure compels thee!

THE POWER OF THE CURE COMPELS THEEE!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

[Houghten]

Eh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDorH739Zgk

(yes, I know the original is by the Easybeats. I find it somewhat too soft for my tastes.)

[Psychosplodge]

Congratulations Energon, don't forget to show off your completed goodies on here.

[Wolfshade]

It is still friday an no news, this is a damp squib.

[Mr Mystery]

Yeah I lied about the Friday thing.

But here's a bonus secret.....

I'm not wearing women's underwear

[Psychosplodge]

I'm not wearing women's underwear

Why not?

[Mr Mystery]

Technicolour Techpants don't come in lady designs.

They're MANPANTS.

[Psychosplodge]

So you're saying women can't wear them?

[Mr Mystery]

They can wear them, they just might not find them an especially comfortable fit.

[ElectricPaladin]

I'm not wearing pants at all...

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah but Mystery probably means underwear...

[Mr Mystery]

Y-Fronts.

Tougher than a Y-Wing!

[ElectricPaladin]

Yeah but Mystery probably means underwear...

Ah, yes. Brits.

I wasn't wearing those, either. :D

[Psychosplodge]

lols its still too early for me to say that yet.

[Mr Mystery]

No sign of Mr Energongoodie so far! I PM'd him - and NOWT!

[Wolfshade]

If you don't claim the prize within 24 hours is it forfeited?

[Mr Mystery]

If you don't claim the prize within 24 hours is it forfeited?

I'll give it 72.

[Denzark]

You're about to give fifty knicker to a stream of ones and zeros you will never meet? Wow awesome loony!

[Mr Mystery]

You're about to give fifty knicker to a stream of ones and zeros you will never meet? Wow awesome loony!

I am completely hatstand it's true!

[ElectricPaladin]

You're about to give fifty knicker to a stream of ones and zeros you will never meet? Wow awesome loony!


I am completely hatstand it's true!

Fifty knicker.

Hatstand.

Sometimes I think it's some kind of conspiracy. You Brits just agreed that whatever nonsense comes out of each other's mouths, you just smile and nod. There's no way that hatstand is actually slang for anything other than a stand for hats. I refuse to believe it.

[wayne williams]

makes perfect sense to me .

[Mr Mystery]

Fifty knicker.

Hatstand.

Sometimes I think it's some kind of conspiracy. You Brits just agreed that whatever nonsense comes out of each other's mouths, you just smile and nod. There's no way that hatstand is actually slang for anything other than a stand for hats. I refuse to believe it.

App Store, search 'Viz Profanisaurus' and sort your language skills to the point you can stun a nun at 20 paces, and make a sailor blush!

[Kirsten]

Sometimes I think it's some kind of conspiracy. You Brits just agreed that whatever nonsense comes out of each other's mouths, you just smile and nod. There's no way that hatstand is actually slang for anything other than a stand for hats. I refuse to believe it.

you have to understand that he is utterly gazebo'd

[Mr Mystery]

Only a Gently Mentally.

[Kirsten]

It's a friday night, most of Britain is trollied.

[Mr Mystery]

Actually, I'm not at all squiffy.

Got work tomorrow and need to drive off up That London (via a petrol station, now I think abouts it) around 7 am, so no Dizzyade for me tonight. Tomorrow night though.....

[Denzark]

wankspannered...

[Mr Mystery]

I fully intend to end up as a Friday Foal, just on Saturdays.

Don't stop until you can't feel your face, and you've got legs like snapped candles!

[energongoodie]

I do not know what to say!!!!!
11855

Except....
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Images/Product/DefaultFW/large/nl-contemptor1-store.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Oh good choice Sir!

And to make it go a bit further - I'm currently sat on a free Forgeworld shipping voucher....

PM me your delivery address, and which arms you want and I'll get it ordered up tomorrow :)

[energongoodie]

PM'd :)


You're about to give fifty knicker to a stream of ones and zeros you will never meet? Wow awesome loony!

Hopefully we'll all meet up if we can sort out a BOLS Warhammer World day :)

I'd happily host a BOLS day at my club in Coulsdon with free burgers, hotdogs and fizz if people would be up for travelling to Cousdon, Surrey?

p.s
Mystery = Awesome :)

[Mr Mystery]

And that's the order, erm, ordered.

Now to plan how to do this again next year without giving away that I'm doing it!

[Wolfshade]

And that's the order, erm, ordered.

Now to plan how to do this again next year without giving away that I'm doing it!

Create a fake account

[Houghten]

And that's the order, erm, ordered.

Now to plan how to do this again next year without giving away that I'm doing it!

Double-bluff. Do the same mysterious mystery of strange Mystery, but this time reveal something completely different.

[Wolfshade]

* please don't be nude selfies *

[energongoodie]

Boom!
http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11948&stc=1&d=1417643469

[energongoodie]

Trying to PM you mystery with a thank you but you box is full :)

[Mr Mystery]

I'll go clean it out in a bit :p

[Darren Richardson]

Boom!
http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11948&stc=1&d=1417643469

ohhh, do show us the pretty once it's fully made and painted :D

[energongoodie]

I'M PUTTING HIM TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND AND WILL PAINT HIM OVER CHRISTMAS :D

sorry about the caps can't be bothered to change

[Wolfshade]

I just thought that that was excitement. I am slightly dissapointed now

[Psychosplodge]

If you'd stayed all in caps it would have autocorrected to lower case.

[energongoodie]

I AM THAT EXCITED!!!!!!!!! :D

But I'm also typing in caps for work and forgot to take it off.

IT'S SUCH A GOOD MODEL!!!!