The cheer up thread.

[Mr Mystery]

Well, it's all got a bit serial down here in the Oubliette.

So it's time for some silliness. Videos, jokes, amusing (safe for work) GIFs - if it gives you a giggle, whack it in here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX85QqzrXO0

[Darren Richardson]

I saw this

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/10372580_663477800435713_5635699095397561322_n.jpg ?oh=170e9419b099d6cb042851f6f9e7c92e&oe=54E17C90&__gda__=1423738016_fe5b65d96affbb1e296f41904b4fc53 6

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/10252116_663477840435709_685839141204948792_n.jpg? oh=e38b3f4f20359bcd038bb6a4e11a50a4&oe=54AB9D9A

And thought of Psycho...

From Facebook's Paint Your Games group.

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ee73197f9391e19b035b08628724b3a4/tumblr_mza3qizq4E1rizambo1_400.gif

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

I want one of these cuties, look how snuggly she gets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PChVe4DxM8Q

<3

[YorkNecromancer]

Geordi LaForge and The Case of The SWEET MERCY WHAT IS THAT LEAD SINGER WEARING ON HIS CROTCH?!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA

Also, I've seen it a hundred times, but the Black Dynamite trailer is still one of the greatest things in the entire world.

HE DRIVE A FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR CAR AND WEAR A HUNDRED DOLLAR SUIT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Y24a0cyCE

[Mr Mystery]

Yep.

Gonna get me a copy of Black Dynamite! Love me any kind of sploitation movie!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgRb9_w7no

Horrible Histories. Best thing to happen to kid's TV since Maid Marian and her Merry Men.

[CoffeeGrunt]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/p480x480/1425221_958035744217437_7065262504181908685_o.jpg

The spider fixeded the leaf!

[Eldar_Atog]

http://i.imgur.com/XOzVrL4.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/VNTPlnd.jpg

[Darren Richardson]

doh that's simple,.

never going to give you up.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It got serious? Why?

[Gotthammer]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/22f5b2b8b76a1edc55e76f6fd01b5400/tumblr_ndhhhakbfy1rc7zl1o1_400.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/a4c0d9c9da243a89aa501e0864be5215/tumblr_ndhhhakbfy1rc7zl1o3_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/65c49a9f5bd7292834583a61bae757ae/tumblr_ndhhhakbfy1rc7zl1o2_400.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/46a350174b0886e1ae9d36114b30ed11/tumblr_ndhhhakbfy1rc7zl1o4_400.gif


http://33.media.tumblr.com/76e04aa85bcaaf977c8a5c05e8b523d9/tumblr_necu5u6Hv71s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif



http://youtu.be/z7wXRAMm-Xo

[Mr Mystery]

OMG LABRADOR CUTENESS!

And now for a British comedy classic - not really sure how well known this is in the wider world, so enjoy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo

[Tyrendian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-TYTCYMfWs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFTdjrMX2c

both work-related - maybe give your boss some ideas how to make it all more awesome?

[Morgrim]

I would really, really love to have one of those dinosaur costumes. Pity they cost several thousand dollars each.

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9UYWa0zZf0

Like two tiny butter beans.

[40kGamer]

http://i.imgur.com/8mIqYTM.jpg

God bless you Watterson!

[Tyrendian]

and now for two animal related things:
first, no comment needed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltlJEdSAHw

and second: heartwarming, blind dog plays fetch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha92yzmVv2s

[Mr Mystery]

That's another Dog SQUEE from me!

How anyone can dislike such daft creatures is quite beyond me!

[YorkNecromancer]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/11257299.jpg
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/19038693.jpg
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/32167559.jpg
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/25567800.jpg
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/13154385.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrAK6sUZ_0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrMBHZWe2S8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-ku2DzGU8
http://windows95tips.com/#_=_

[daboarder]

Heres a good one.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-02/wildlife-park-throws-a-100th-birthday-party-for-an-old-cockatoo/5860770


100 years old, I honestly did not know they lived that long (though I knew it was a long time) and he looks really healthy too

[Darren Richardson]

Love the Imperial Guard Motiovantional Posters!

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/12a14159370c0ca750a65fd596445eec/tumblr_ndywq4g3HK1r1w416o5_1280.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ecebbad828aa2d9f123f0b3b9b7f063e/tumblr_ndywq4g3HK1r1w416o9_1280.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c4542b24e5dafcd75356990ce6f894d3/tumblr_ndywq4g3HK1r1w416o6_1280.jpg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/9bc5f530f187f271aaf850f5427ad05d/tumblr_ndywq4g3HK1r1w416o2_1280.jpg


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http://38.media.tumblr.com/ceeefc076364bc08646bc85fdb96ea8c/tumblr_nehipiL9t51qh66wqo2_1280.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/72312f85cc670cd6903c3984086adbc8/tumblr_nehipiL9t51qh66wqo1_1280.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/4d697cd407b69ac746aed9add02fbc38/tumblr_nehipiL9t51qh66wqo5_500.jpg


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https://33.media.tumblr.com/6f77e0540c831b43babe9934d3a6dbb9/tumblr_n7kad5cSy81qe4gjbo1_500.gif

[Kirsten]

oh em gee the owls

[Gotthammer]

An important purchase:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/2782cc016fd20bbf95e70e04b088373f/tumblr_neb2js0WrG1svvpo6o1_1280.jpg

[eldargal]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif85xF5kn1qcrcdfo1_500.png

[Gotthammer]

Lol, classic :p

And here's a kitten not wanting to be woken from her snuggly cherry pie bed while cuddling her teddy bear for all the sleepyheads out there ;)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d9901c4ce604d97501871009f5bcc87c/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo1_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3d611382ebb8e086d101917354f2ee1/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo2_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/17206fe1f31b1ad6106a4ce5c064eb99/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo3_400.gif

[Psychosplodge]

Isn't this the kind of stuff we just drop in the off-topic thread? *shrugs*



So this amused me this morning

https://33.media.tumblr.com/da888554860ac8a3882166b23701f53d/tumblr_n81r03s3iV1tfstgfo1_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Isn't this the kind of stuff we just drop in the off-topic thread? *shrugs*



Yeah, but even that has it's moments. This is meant a guaranteed 'bit of a giggle' stop.

[Psychosplodge]

fair enough.

[CoffeeGrunt]

@Kittens

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z256/npilagin/diabeetus.jpg

[Gotthammer]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/14b2f2b93295ca9da66a414b5f68450f/tumblr_nd59osO2eV1qb5gkjo1_500.gif

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG


http://40.media.tumblr.com/161c93b055cfd7e9b0c980ca4c627910/tumblr_n25hymOKBT1qzcv7no1_500.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/06178d4bad76e45dac76f9a932ef798a/tumblr_naka6j1kJh1tfnpfno1_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f67b159eeb133b787bf5f69581ab31d9/tumblr_nehgon6rRw1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

-

http://31.media.tumblr.com/465deac9642ee3485b18e7f98dcf4d9c/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o1_400.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/5aaa42550b52ecfb3d20baf65cfa5dd6/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o2_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/421f71dceb15da690c04df0300578999/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o3_400.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/de2a501365a5f1e6863f3589b077f9e0/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o4_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ba94a9df0096a4d515d05d335a77cea5/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o5_400.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/bb9897ce9a6cfb23f7dcf41ba40bef2f/tumblr_n6t29wDvew1rc7zl1o6_400.gif

[Psychosplodge]

I've seen the youtube vid of that tiger and its so funny

[eldargal]

I wanted a pet tiger but everyone was all 'illegal' this and 'the last thing you need is a giant killer kitty' that.

[Mr Mystery]

Big Kitty is Big! And possibly slightly confused.

Speaking of confused....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w

[Psychosplodge]

I wanted a pet tiger but everyone was all 'illegal' this and 'the last thing you need is a giant killer kitty' that.

All you need is cites article ten paperwork and your annual DWA licence or pet shop/zoo licence...

[Kirsten]

I wanted a pet tiger but everyone was all 'illegal' this and 'the last thing you need is a giant killer kitty' that.

I know right? how ridiculous. people wont let me have one on the farm.

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e57SBRbMXbI

Hope you weren't counting on your sanity today....

[Gotthammer]

My mum knew the guys who bought the lion from Harrods and raised it back in the 70's.

Zookeeper Kevin Thatcher worked at the Bowmanville Zoo back in 2008, when they were raising a young 6 month old tiger named Jonas. Every night, one worker was required to take Jonas home so they could keep up with his hourly feeding schedule:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPf_hRoRtM

[CoffeeGrunt]

The internet never fails to make me really want a cat...

[Mr Mystery]

Constantly fails to make me want a cat :p

[Darren Richardson]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6f77e0540c831b43babe9934d3a6dbb9/tumblr_n7kad5cSy81qe4gjbo1_500.gif

See dogs are daft, that cat has him by the throat and he's enjoying it!

[Gotthammer]

Pandas don't want to take their medicine:

http://33.media.tumblr.com/5cc28c1e2644ee8dbd8fdf47c145ba08/tumblr_ndrjruVY6D1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d731db6a074327be1695bf9afbd66075/tumblr_ndrjruVY6D1r3gb3zo2_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3b8bf4e2717335edcb1153d0bd25302f/tumblr_ndrjruVY6D1r3gb3zo3_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/26534b45ba84aa5d74aa35746d2af1a7/tumblr_ndrjruVY6D1r3gb3zo4_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5445e43520871bd1fdf7a58b0ef3982d/tumblr_ndrjruVY6D1r3gb3zo5_400.gif


Seal makes a friend (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2umfSMIuM):

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f1547f87bdaf7b359683ec705cf2f76a/tumblr_n5s2ynW9sP1rc7zl1o2_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1f95560b35d875ef0a10a1bdd97785e1/tumblr_n5s2ynW9sP1rc7zl1o5_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cb130e2609dd44d2b7d12ec6ed9defa7/tumblr_n5s2ynW9sP1rc7zl1o7_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2b329cd4369be06332f5d3f58d592a53/tumblr_n5s2ynW9sP1rc7zl1o9_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f73581a8d5e9d61c4c33380b009fbc11/tumblr_n5s2ynW9sP1rc7zl1o10_400.gif


HAH!


http://youtu.be/3ec6jOMDCXI

[Darren Richardson]

Lol, classic :p

And here's a kitten not wanting to be woken from her snuggly cherry pie bed while cuddling her teddy bear for all the sleepyheads out there ;)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d9901c4ce604d97501871009f5bcc87c/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo1_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3d611382ebb8e086d101917354f2ee1/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo2_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/17206fe1f31b1ad6106a4ce5c064eb99/tumblr_neho72kuJW1s02vreo3_400.gif

now this is one cool Kitty who KNOW's she owns the place!

[Gotthammer]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a47e23e9821b1c9e6491e249ac06457c/tumblr_nbpxqtQqKE1tficwmo1_250.gif

http://36.media.tumblr.com/c5acafec178fba615983a71b60cf3f82/tumblr_nbpxqtQqKE1tficwmo9_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/de0fe9be4de31d0a72949052fc54dc9e/tumblr_nbpxqtQqKE1tficwmo10_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8c4a5c0ba69d57ce381b160912176d70/tumblr_nbd55fw4WR1sja9pmo1_1280.jpg

[CoffeeGrunt]

Her uncle is awesome.

Also pandas are adorable, but bloody useless.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

http://i.giphy.com/UNANggyYBMmo8.gif

http://i.giphy.com/D9rZmoiU0Doqc.gif

[DWest]

See, now why can't more spiders be cute and fuzzy like that? The only ones we have where I live are these ugly brown lumps who glare at me when I do a batch of laundry.

[CoffeeGrunt]

All I ever come across are Wolf Spiders, which are far too lean and predatory looking to survive on my bedroom wall without being cupped and taken outside. Not to mention last Summer when the buggers had a freakish spawning season and were massive and bloody everywhere.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

My pet tarantula, Helga is a sweetie and will let people pet her. She's cured about 12 people of arachnophobia in the several years I've kept her. kids seem to love her too.

She wears a pink bow sometimes :
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/PinkBow5_zpsd6b1e2b7.jpg

She has black fuzzy feet you can "shake hands" with :
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/HelgyFoot2_zps89a0d04e.jpg

More Helga Facts :
She has dozens of fans, most of them are female.

She has a polystyrene ball that she plays with - occasionally she'll dump it her in water-dish and push it about in the water.

She lets me know she is hungry by knocking her tunnel over or proping it up somehow.

She's terrified of mealworms and when we first got her she decided to stack the mealworms in a corner away from her.

Sometimes She likes to stand on her tip-toes and push her butt up in the air.

She's rubbish at catching her food, but when she does, she will do a "victory dance" by walking around in a circular motion shaking her butt left and right.

She's terrible at climbing, she gets halfway then slides down hopelessly - then goes to sulk in her tunnel.

If you stroke her in your hand, She will get comfy then fall asleep, enjoying the warmth of your hand.

[Kirsten]

panda does not want to go outside

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/panda_zps5de87bbc.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/panda_zps5de87bbc.jpg.html)

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/1000610_10151584328891010_701753073_n_zpsc4ca8bba. jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/1000610_10151584328891010_701753073_n_zpsc4ca8bba. jpg.html)

[Darren Richardson]

it's offical, I have now seen EVERYTHING the world has to offer, thanks to the dog and the lobster fighting!

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-r20mlGes

[eldargal]

That is hilarious.

[eldargal]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/ce2e3c3126f9f0c698173edc1f974f6f/tumblr_neljhenBEh1qdlh1io1_400.gif

[Psychosplodge]

it's offical, I have now seen EVERYTHING the world has to offer, thanks to the dog and the lobster fighting!

you've seen the semi-mythical unicorning (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Unicorning)? (NSFW)

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/ce2e3c3126f9f0c698173edc1f974f6f/tumblr_neljhenBEh1qdlh1io1_400.gif

hehe big kitty :3

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5753800113a891bc087e733aa79cabd0/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o1_400.gif
https://31.media.tumblr.com/e959d10cfa7beacd21c45d8d74f979c7/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o3_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/169a53b4969973b55691b973b3e19b4c/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o4_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8c3788bcd87e57dc947813cefce2a1cd/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o5_400.gif
https://31.media.tumblr.com/2a2c90591bfb134eb4a7079ed3d76cd5/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o7_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/f07625f9dd54a58ec6ae3975eec2dcb3/tumblr_n9fn4o8Tqv1rc7zl1o8_400.gif

Silly deadpool...

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/967a6398bb228705d379e74d61a62cf5/tumblr_nel4zcyeGj1qewacoo1_r1_1280.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

awww

[Mr Mystery]

Kidpool is all sorts of awesome right there!

[Darren Richardson]

Little Deadpool stabbing Big Deadpool has made my day :D

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/aa59f30cb25b75483a8ab69bf90dc21d/tumblr_nea3yhw1fU1sy38w2o1_500.jpg

[40kGamer]

Nice take on an Angry Marine! :)

[YorkNecromancer]

Why everyone should visit the city I live in at least once. Especially if they love 40K. Because York is basically what the Imperium looks like a lot of the time, only with fewer Ork invasions, and slightly more delicious cakes.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jobarrow/york-is-the-best

[Anthrax ion pusscabe]

1) all these gifs are majorly freezing and lagging my tablet
2) I thought I'd share a video of a Tibetan singing bowl (a meditation device) filled with water

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQWBA8q8JEs

[eldargal]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/8663eddef3cfce4c3f2f08c8fbfaae5b/tumblr_mvwna5ucqm1r9ee4eo1_500.jpg
https://41.media.tumblr.com/f5f8e8a8c3c03cd083aa043c8aac6129/tumblr_ms065jgPCf1swmvpbo1_500.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/f74e185f5328c4591b01d6d9b6d476c1/tumblr_neivryogmr1qbi0ero1_1280.jpg

Everyone needs to watch this. (http://feministbatwoman.tumblr.com/post/101950304004/monsters-and-nature-xekstrin-calm-your) Unmute it like it says. (NSFW probly)

[Psychosplodge]

Why everyone should visit the city I live in at least once. Especially if they love 40K. Because York is basically what the Imperium looks like a lot of the time, only with fewer Ork invasions, and slightly more delicious cakes.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jobarrow/york-is-the-best

yorks awesome apart from everyone else going, and what a pain in the arse it is to park because everyone else has gone...

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/TkDhoic.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

http://i.imgur.com/TkDhoic.jpg

Very, very cool!

But could have made the pokey arms look like kitten paws.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/000meme_zpsd4383202.jpg

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/335694_zps0979709f.jpg

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/3563398869_33b963c287_z_zpsef21aded.jpg

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa207/embodiedscrew/images_zpse9af2068.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d17a3935392ba781c9d80b52c14415b6/tumblr_nelichDQaH1qzjepao1_500.png

[CoffeeGrunt]

Eww pony stop dat plz.

I can't ever find spiders cute, but I don't ever kill them. So long as they mind their business and stay in a corner, we cool. If not, they get a ride in a glass outside.

[Anthrax ion pusscabe]

Spiders are evil and must be exterminated whenever they are found in human habitation, even the little ones, they can all manage to kil someone, though I live in Australia where even common garden spiders can kill people

[Tyrendian]

Spiders are evil and must be exterminated whenever they are found in human habitation, even the little ones, they can all manage to kil someone

wait WHAT


though I live in Australia where even common garden spiders can kill people

oh I see... :D

[Psychosplodge]

Eww pony stop dat plz.



https://31.media.tumblr.com/18ec3601cc3c3d5beee63afc929172d4/tumblr_inline_nej3fkrDqn1sn06ii.jpg

[CoffeeGrunt]

Pony iz teh ghey.

The few times I've accidentally killed a spider, I've felt pretty bad about it. Spiders are cool, they're like guard dogs for flies.

[Mr Mystery]

Pony iz teh ghey.

The few times I've accidentally killed a spider, I've felt pretty bad about it. Spiders are cool, they're like guard dogs for flies.

Spiders found in my flat get to play with Mr Dyson, my domesticated black hole.

[Gotthammer]

teh ghey.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bb921f387f817266852e384990022c1f/tumblr_nej3odMxz81qd1ytmo4_250.png https://31.media.tumblr.com/ed014321a022215f69016791012d96d1/tumblr_nej3odMxz81qd1ytmo5_250.png https://38.media.tumblr.com/10cf7008efc5d0110097fa08b4dc47ec/tumblr_nej3odMxz81qd1ytmo1_250.png


Also:

https://41.media.tumblr.com/09c2b432db0762d77c618730ba9ee831/tumblr_natrzhSaZA1rh7p7co1_1280.jpg


I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’

Bethlehem, PA

[Mr Mystery]

Nice dogberts! Good dogberts!

[Psychosplodge]

Pony iz teh ghey.


Flutterdash is cannon

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1293d7bb8b52446aa4db58767bfafd52/tumblr_ndfztdbJjY1tgnu5co1_500.png

[CoffeeGrunt]

Spiders found in my flat get to play with Mr Dyson, my domesticated black hole.

Y u do this?

I have a malamute, which is about as close to a wolf as you can get without being a wolf. Not that he knows it, the oversized puppy.

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@Psychosplodge

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

Besides, it's VinylTavia that's canon.

[Mr Mystery]

Y u do this?



Because I don't like Spiders, and resent their freeloading attempts to enjoy the flat I pay the rent for, and indeed pay to have heated.

They want to take advantage of man's advancements? I get to choose how :p

[Darren Richardson]

Because I don't like Spiders, and resent their freeloading attempts to enjoy the flat I pay the rent for, and indeed pay to have heated.

They want to take advantage of man's advancements? I get to choose how :p

You realise Karma will bite you in the butt for that right?

Mind you It'll bite me too, Big spiders meets Mr Dyson in my flat as well, little spiders I'll just throw out the window after gently pursuding it onto a peice of paper....

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Flutterdash is cannon

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1293d7bb8b52446aa4db58767bfafd52/tumblr_ndfztdbJjY1tgnu5co1_500.png

With a tail like that, How could it not be?

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ffde9fa3a30bb286df32222231035600/tumblr_n0mn5npmIV1rby7x1o1_500.jpg

hmm

[Darren Richardson]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d17a3935392ba781c9d80b52c14415b6/tumblr_nelichDQaH1qzjepao1_500.png

Seriously, shouldn't she keep her Hobby of choice quiet?

She'll get some chpoice remarks I bet...

Mind you, it's one sexually based past time where you CAN keep some clothes on!

[Psychosplodge]

Seriously, shouldn't she keep her Hobby of choice quiet?

She'll get some chpoice remarks I bet...

Mind you, it's one sexually based past time where you CAN keep some clothes on!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e3407337d176495f5b4b439bffe77411/tumblr_inline_nehvqt7vSQ1sn06ii.jpg

Not sure if joke or doesn't know who Tara Strong is?

[CoffeeGrunt]

I don't know either, but I wasn't expecting this to become a shipping thread at all...

[Psychosplodge]

I thought you said you wanted gay ponies?

[Darren Richardson]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e3407337d176495f5b4b439bffe77411/tumblr_inline_nehvqt7vSQ1sn06ii.jpg

Not sure if joke or doesn't know who Tara Strong is?

Yes it's a jokey comment, No I don't know who she is, I assume she does a voice for the TV show of My Little Pony?

On a side note, how could you not make a joke about her comment if you know about THAT kind of kink? :D

[Psychosplodge]

lols

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

Because I don't like Spiders, and resent their freeloading attempts to enjoy the flat I pay the rent for, and indeed pay to have heated.

They want to take advantage of man's advancements? I get to choose how :p

Please kindly try to respect life a little more, it all has it's place. Reading stuff like that really depresses the hell out of me.

[Kirsten]

hurray for pony girls...

[Mr Mystery]

Please kindly try to respect life a little more, it all has it's place. Reading stuff like that really depresses the hell out of me.

Nope.

Just think of the Fly lives I'm saving.

[CoffeeGrunt]

I thought you said you wanted gay ponies?

Not me, Sir.

[Tyrendian]

wait...
Thread title: The cheer up thread
A post from it: really depresses the hell out of me

...we're kinda doing it wrong aren't we?

so, to get back to our topic :D
best way to advertise your own sport...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3O0OOn0a0

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/4eee124eebe58339c70f9d3a4f275c1a/tumblr_neds2ttk3S1r0ykpto1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a8b45646ffb1e16eae97012c3b1da073/tumblr_n0byokQR7N1r1c6jgo1_1280.jpg

[Darren Richardson]

Reason to be cheerful, and to have a heart attack....

Games Workshop gives away free rules!

Yes I'm being Sarcastic :D

I've got flu, which always makes me Sarcastic, well more Sarcastic then normal :(

Still I got a Box of saurus Warriors and a box of Dwarf warriors for a tenner each brand new, so yea Happy dance :dances like a prat:

:p

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c9d8c587328c4e2a468fe3e050da65e0/tumblr_n5zo6bBwT71s96utdo1_400.gif

[Kirsten]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c9d8c587328c4e2a468fe3e050da65e0/tumblr_n5zo6bBwT71s96utdo1_400.gif

that is amazing

[Gotthammer]

http://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c9d8c587328c4e2a468fe3e050da65e0/tumblr_n5zo6bBwT71s96utdo1_400.gif

clearly cgi, there's no way you could get two rowboski's to sit so still.

[Psychosplodge]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-11/10/7/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-buzz-24195-1415623102-8.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rJ206ApObI&list=PL98F766D6A73A4C57&index=1

[Kirsten]

http://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw

I prefer Predator the Musical


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM

[eldargal]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/867bbbaf2ed65f388a1f7975a41f43ab/tumblr_n65gwt6GWK1s6z0sfo10_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Whaaaaaa?

[Kirsten]

since Assassin's Creed glitches are a hot topic, got to go back to Bethesda, who always win the glitch contest, especially with their version of The Exorcist...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKIkw3LIoQ

[Wolfshade]

What the ?!

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7c457761c6970dcca3e043d221b49d1c/tumblr_ncim5tvUvY1tu0beyo1_500.jpg

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http://youtu.be/L7R35qjky7w

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/f39638c888b3850f36f2f7d0cfbba1d7/tumblr_n158c69C8H1seaem7o1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

Silly kitty :)

Also:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c12cfaa382922bf8be25e4aed2e97ca1/tumblr_nf1o5eNn7q1qd1ozgo1_500.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/de9d26866db13878f5d0996bacf3a0a7/tumblr_nf1o5eNn7q1qd1ozgo2_500.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ce71b80c5b9506276b2ef8094a864036/tumblr_nf1o5eNn7q1qd1ozgo3_500.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/4a830a7ed09b3e683252e8f47f8ae640/tumblr_nf1o5eNn7q1qd1ozgo4_500.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/46d43ad741d7fbc6ff8de0a8a4bf97fd/tumblr_nf1o5eNn7q1qd1ozgo5_500.jpg

[CoffeeGrunt]

Well that was strange, yet also amusing.

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/8396dcee0e475aa44d7fdbee8edc58d1/tumblr_nf1ocd4Lev1so0sfmo1_1280.jpg

[Tyrendian]

oohhh that's mean as hell :D

[Kirsten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA

[40kGamer]

oohhh that's mean as hell :D

Reminds me of my Taxation final exam in college. Professor called me up front and said that as I had the highest overall score in the class I was excused from taking the final exam. I really wish he had done it on the down low. Needless to say he really helped my overall popularity with my classmates.

[Kirsten]

Reminds me of my Taxation final exam in college. Professor called me up front and said that as I had the highest overall score in the class I was excused from taking the final exam. I really wish he had done it on the down low. Needless to say he really helped my overall popularity with my classmates.

tax break for the top percentile, seems appropriate :p

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3c3be6481e275610ccd856f930e24389/tumblr_misbhoS7jH1rws0q6o1_1280.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Well, someone is gonna have well stinky trouser trumpets and no mistake!

Silly dog!

[Mr Mystery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I

[eldargal]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c29f9238027a6ac17bb867670f0de2e6/tumblr_nf72ztduwB1taisb6o3_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/f55a27ace7c9cb52bb74f60e4cf9773a/tumblr_nf72ztduwB1taisb6o4_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/975445ef637f155d025eb55b11761a6e/tumblr_nf72ztduwB1taisb6o1_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/4b9aeea5fe0c69215cee3cd7da93558e/tumblr_nf72ztduwB1taisb6o2_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Brilliant stuff :)

Kind of shows off what made that film so much fun - it was clear throughout the cast were having a great time!

[eldargal]

The vidyo is even better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWX0EkdOYo

[Gotthammer]

Hehe bunch of dorks :p



http://youtu.be/d-LKa1Y9_ok

[Mr Mystery]

More brilliant!

Man this thread works well :)

[40kGamer]

tax break for the top percentile, seems appropriate :p

Oh you are so bad... clever and funny, but still bad! And with that attitude you could be a US tax pro or politician, whichever sounds like the most fun. :p

[Psychosplodge]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2pmGrtIgAApvPv.jpg

[Tyrendian]

so, this happened somewhere...
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378039296/hDFCE2827/

[CoffeeGrunt]

I wish I got junk texts to do that to people with.

Anyway, those things are automated machines 99% of the time, so it probably wouldn't work anyway. :(

[Mr Mystery]

I wish I got junk texts to do that to people with.

Anyway, those things are automated machines 99% of the time, so it probably wouldn't work anyway. :(

If you get bombarded by PPI calls, just tell them you work for the financial ombudsman service. They soon stop!

[Mr Mystery]

+Twelfty Dad points right there (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-30098043)

[Gotthammer]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0beKfCIIAAtVy0.jpg:large


https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeimI6hj1qb5gkjo1_500.png

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeimI6hj1qb5gkjo2_500.png

[Wolfshade]

I think I've seen that garfiled strips before...not those ones just the whole shebang with garfield removed/replaced

[Gotthammer]

Garfield minus Garfield. (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/)


Also:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a1a184fcca801c10f161b50e8cef5f95/tumblr_n01tvwWojo1qdc5hpo1_500.jpg

[Rissan4ever]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a1a184fcca801c10f161b50e8cef5f95/tumblr_n01tvwWojo1qdc5hpo1_500.jpg

If some a-hole randomly took my picture in a video store, I'd probably stare at him with hateful eyes, too.

[Mr Mystery]

Real Cat Garfield is actual quite funny - unlike the original :p

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5c882fc2dce0251855ffdcb8f0805815/tumblr_ndd5sbb4VZ1qz5weso1_1280.png

[Mr Mystery]

Kitty charging up it's death orb with pure spite?

[Psychosplodge]

That's how cats work.

[eldargal]

When enough kitties charge up their death orbs it triggers a cataclysm.;)

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/2c9fbb7e43bf3cba95712b7641bbef24/tumblr_nfaz0yTjDk1qb4e5xo1_1280.png

[Gotthammer]

http://youtu.be/sGF6bOi1NfA

[Mr Mystery]

Who knew Pandas were so daft??

[CoffeeGrunt]

http://youtu.be/sGF6bOi1NfA

There is a girl in my department team who is gunna love this video.

[Kirsten]

Who knew Pandas were so daft??

everybody? :p

[Darren Richardson]

everybody? :p

Everybody but the Panda's themselves indeedy :D

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/3d201986f1cecdefed6972d676b27753/tumblr_nff0bkoER61sc02hao1_1280.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d10f6eccd59d2095dea2f603b0443d53/tumblr_nff0bkoER61sc02hao2_1280.jpg

[eldargal]

Brilliant.

[40kGamer]

Some things simply defy explanation.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10408133_799472270089701_1807038746215134653_n.png ?oh=c12592f6fa73d943aa5897883aa6d34d&oe=54DC4CC2

[CoffeeGrunt]

Better yet, gay marriage destroys the sanctity of marriage, but Charles Manson is 'kay.

[40kGamer]

Better yet, gay marriage destroys the sanctity of marriage, but Charles Manson is 'kay.

I'm not even sure where the whole sanctity of marriage thing came from... it's more proof that the world is crazy when someone like Charlie boy gets hitched.

[Wolfshade]

He is (in)famous, his spouse would bask in the light of celebrity for at least 15 minutes. Becuase it is more important to be famous than anything else. c.f. the cardassians.

[40kGamer]

He is (in)famous, his spouse would bask in the light of celebrity for at least 15 minutes. Becuase it is more important to be famous than anything else. c.f. the cardassians.

The old 15 minutes of fame angle!

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/16/164a5172be5d2b0427a29955494468dca1e71cce566cc7b3cd 6a0ca0cf1a34be.jpg

[Wolfshade]

Yup. If you can't be famous for being really good, be famous for being skillful at a sport, if thta fails do something horrendous and get films made about you...

[Psychosplodge]

kinda nsfw but fricking hilarious (http://bretonmage.tumblr.com/post/103466443207/parcelhare-parcelhare-i-just-gave-a-goblin)

[40kGamer]

kinda nsfw but fricking hilarious (http://bretonmage.tumblr.com/post/103466443207/parcelhare-parcelhare-i-just-gave-a-goblin)

There are some rolls you really, really don't want to botch! :p

[Psychosplodge]

So it would appear.

[Darren Richardson]

kinda nsfw but fricking hilarious (http://bretonmage.tumblr.com/post/103466443207/parcelhare-parcelhare-i-just-gave-a-goblin)

lmao :d

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Better yet, gay marriage destroys the sanctity of marriage, but Charles Manson is 'kay.

yeah but being a serial killer or such is Normal....

Being Homosexual is Not Normal....

Yeah tell that to the two male dogs who hump each other whenever I see them outside my local Tesco.....

Homosexuality doesn't destroy **** except bigotry :D

Bigots are on the losing side and they know it :p

[Wolfshade]

just better succeed that agility test to dodge...

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e001788e3c6306a71e707df9fc328d73/tumblr_nf7nz5K6Cp1qdlh1io1_400.gif

[40kGamer]

It's time for the holiday season to kick off in the US!

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fe/bc/c1/febcc10281655569bef4fe774fff3a56.jpg

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/14/dd/dc/14dddcb1c59d91fcbb50d371fc6c140c.jpg

God I just love that kitty. :p

[Psychosplodge]

I don't really get thanksgiving...

[40kGamer]

I don't really get thanksgiving...

I've always thought it was a rather stupid celebration myself...

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0f/0fec97b8567cb06b070785671912ff0ceea3286dea18b03115 1797b387a026fe.jpg

and it leads into the even more ridiculous Black Friday retail shopping kick off!

http://cdn.grumpycats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/BLACK-FRIDAY.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Replace "as a brit" with Being English

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5542669fe0d1b2bc73aeaffeb582baad/tumblr_nfni43UYoM1qewacoo1_1280.png

[Rissan4ever]

Replace "as a brit" with Being English

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5542669fe0d1b2bc73aeaffeb582baad/tumblr_nfni43UYoM1qewacoo1_1280.png

As an American, I can tell you that's pretty accurate.

[40kGamer]

Replace "as a brit" with Being English

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5542669fe0d1b2bc73aeaffeb582baad/tumblr_nfni43UYoM1qewacoo1_1280.png

Not far off... maybe a little more violent and disorderly but you captured the gist of it. ;)

[CoffeeGrunt]

Why differentiate English and Brit? Are you trying to separate from the Union?! :P

[Psychosplodge]

As an American, I can tell you that's pretty accurate.


Not far off... maybe a little more violent and disorderly but you captured the gist of it. ;)

So like a primach store opening then...

[Rissan4ever]

So like a primach store opening then...

What's a "primach store?"

[Psychosplodge]

my mistake i spelt it wrong, damn you GW!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFPr5F_p5so

[40kGamer]

my mistake i spelt it wrong, damn you GW!

Good to know you are equally crazy on your side of the pond. :p

[Psychosplodge]

Why differentiate English and Brit? Are you trying to separate from the Union?! :P

it reads like an american wrote it to me? The vast majority of natives in my personal experience refer to themselves as English/Scotish/Irish/welsh, I mean you're Scottish aren't you?

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Good to know you are equally crazy on your side of the pond. :p

It's london, the one place mostly populated by them foreign types, they're clearly all american tourists.

[40kGamer]

It's london, the one place mostly populated by them foreign types, they're clearly all american tourists.

Evil git! :p

and for giggles...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1507981_668168663300432_1135585749563678484_n.jpg? oh=e5a29f26951abef13fcbef9415392277&oe=5510C9F4&__gda__=1423696495_c428314bf67ad027fdb3ff844a22d64 a

[CoffeeGrunt]

it reads like an american wrote it to me? The vast majority of natives in my personal experience refer to themselves as English/Scotish/Irish/welsh, I mean you're Scottish aren't you?

I put British on everything, but then I'm a horrific amalgam of Scottish and English. Recent events also had to make me decide between Separatist or Unionist, too. :P

[40kGamer]

I put British on everything, but then I'm a horrific amalgam of Scottish and English. Recent events also had to make me decide between Separatist or Unionist, too. :P

As an American (genetic mongrel) I can't totally identify with any one nationality. From researching the family tree I am mostly Scottish/Irish with a healthy mix of English, German, Russian and Native American among others.

[Tyrendian]

Evil git! :p

and for giggles...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1507981_668168663300432_1135585749563678484_n.jpg? oh=e5a29f26951abef13fcbef9415392277&oe=5510C9F4&__gda__=1423696495_c428314bf67ad027fdb3ff844a22d64 a

dunno why but that just makes me sad...

[Psychosplodge]

Aww if they stayed that small...

[Psychosplodge]

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/11D4710C901147416709846937600_257daa92046.5.1.7764 563362317710695.mp4?versionId=WidMhZv2zZB6nZ3MAHoY ErXv_IEpSehv

hmm apparently they don't embed

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c04c1518111e517d4dc2214e5986558b/tumblr_n5d2raCWsk1qewacoo1_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Stolen from Tumblr

WARHAMMER 40K ECONOMICS: PART I

Imperium of Man
Imperial World: You have two cows, you lose one of these cows in a tithe, and the other is killed by an xeno alien scum! That’s aright at least now the cow won’t be joining a hive gang!

Imperial Guard: You have five thousands cows, which some idiot in high command just threw at the treads of an enemy tank to slow it down. But they did live long enough to see the Adeptus Astartes grab all the glory!

Ecclesiarchy: You have two cows, they are the holy Emperor of Mankind’s cows and must be blessed properly.

Inquisition: You have two cows, one is Puritan and one is Radical. The spend the day shouting ‘HERETIC!’ at one another.

Sisters of Battle: You have two cows, who have dedicated themselves to destroying the Emperor’s enemies since they were very young calves. Now these heifers really know how to use flamers and melta guns!

Adeptus Astartes
Blood Angels: You have two vampire cows, the red one you give a jetpack to; but the black one goes insane with bloodlust for before every battle. The cow herd chaplain is the only thing that keeps either one of them in check.

Salamanders: You have two cow dragons, one is a minstrel and the other is on fire. Which would be O.K., except for those racist Space Wolves who won’t hang out with you, because you’re ‘those kind of astartes’. However you never say anything since you’re the ‘nice astartes’!

Ultramarines: You have FOUR cows, and you are the envy of the rest of the Adeptus Astartes. 'Yeah, ain't we something!'

Raven Guard: You have two cows, who are like super bad *** ninja warriors. The Orks never see them coming. They never, ever see them coming!

Space wolves: You have two cow-wolves, you attach them to your space chariot and go to war! ‘For Lehman ‘Moo-moo’ Russ!’

Dark Angels: You have two cows, one is not a heretic, and the other is NOT A HERETIC!

Iron Hands: You have two cows; which you then turn into cyborg oxen, because, 'The flesh is weak'.

Imperial Fists: You have two cows punishing themselves for weakness, locked in a concrete box in the centre of a bunker, guarded by ten Imperial Fist space marines. 'Hold the line for the Emperor! Never Surrender!'

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WARHAMMER 40K ECONOMICS: PART II

Chaos
Chaos Undivided: You have two cows, you brand them with heretical symbols and sacrifice them for the glory of chaos. One comes back as an un-dead zombie follower of Chaos, the other as a Daemon-Cow Lord.

Khorne: You have two cows, BUT you are really, really ****ing angry! You no longer have two cows. 'Bovine blood for the Blood God!'

Tzeentch: You have two cows, one tells lies and the other tells the truth; also one cow is made of tentacles and the other is a gas cloud. 'Just as planned!'

Nurgle: You have two cows, one you give the gift of hoof and mouth disease, and to the other cow you give the gift of ‘mad cow’ disease.

Slaneesh: You have two cows. One of them is bi-sexual and the other is a hermaphrodite. You are about to have a very fun night!

Chaos Marines
Alpha Legion: NO SUCH COWS EXISTS. But if there such a hypothetical cow or cows, they would be identical in every way, and they might be working for Chaos, or…maybe not?

Night Lords: You have two cows, who are like crazy ****ing spooky! Like in all black with bat wing ears and ****! And they only attack kittens, small children, and old people, but only at night…in the dark!

One-thousand Sons: You have two cows, one is a pile of dust in metal cow suit, and the other is a terrifying bovine sorcerer. But hey don’t they look great in blue and gold!

Word Bearers: THESE TWO COWS ARE A TESTAMENT TO CHAOS’ GLORY! Let’s all now say amen!

Emperors Children: You have two cows. One cow is beautiful beyond belief and sings seductive melodious songs, and its’ milk is a concoction of mescaline and LSD. The other cow has a neon pink hide with attached loudspeakers, and its’ milk is cocaine. ****ing Fabius Bile!

World Eaters: FRGNNGRNGNRNGNRNGNR!!! ‘BEEF FOR THE BEEF THRONE!’

Iron Warriors: You have two cows inside a concrete box, but it’s Chaos concrete so it’s better than the Irons Hands concrete box in every way. But then again these cows really KNOW how to blow **** up!

Black Legion: You have two cows, neither has any arms; but they do look good in black armour edged in gold. Mostly the cows just sit around and brood about the 'Good o'days with Horus' or about how freakn’ angry they are with the 'False Emperor'.

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WARHAMMER 40K ENCONOMICS: Part III

Xeno Scum
Eldar: You have one cow, it is far better than those stupid mon-keigh cows; but you must now protect it at all costs! That is until the day the Laughing God arises as Ynnead and destroys the She-Who-Thirsts! But before that, the cow will probably pop off and join the Craftworld’s Infinity Circuit. You will then mourn the cow’s demise by singing ten-thousand year old songs of lament.

Dark Eldar: You had two cows, but one you have tortured, mutilated, killed and resurrected so many times, that it has now gone mad. The other cow you gave to your Haemonculus…'Oh, **** it I'm bored!'

Exodite Eldar: You have two cows that live with you in the forest. 'The moo cows are my friends. Don't worry little moo cows, I'm like totally veggan!' Sadly your dragon eats your new cow friends.

Orks: You ‘az two of dem ‘umie kowz, but den he Big Mek takes ‘em bof to make ‘um all proppa shooty like. Deyz all gettin’ grot brains to mak’em shoot bedda; and red paint jobs soz dey goez fasta!

Tyranids: First you have two gene stealer cows, then sixteen, then sixty-four…but now it is too late for the unsuspecting populace of the planet! 'It's Game Over man, Game Over!'

Necrons: You have two cows. Phareon Poopoototek: 'After sixty million years asleep you bring me what?' The two soulless robotic cows do not reply; but stand there with glowing green eyes and gauss weapons at the ready.

Squats: You have two cows. One you convert into a trike with turbo-charger and twin-linked melta guns. Then other cow is customized into a super secret high tech weapon system. 'Sssh, we were never here! You didn't see anything! You didn't hear anything! You-don't-know-anything!'

Tau: We all have two cows, who are joyfully welcomed into the Tau Empire for the glorious unity of all cows, and for the Tau’Va – Greater Good! 'Just as planned!'

[Psychosplodge]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-11/27/11/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-buzz-10912-1417105657-22.jpg

[Darren Richardson]

Warhammer 40k enconomics

lol :d

[Rissan4ever]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-11/27/11/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-buzz-10912-1417105657-22.jpg

Is that a joke about poor spelling, or did Thatcher have some kind of beef with a miners' union?

[Wolfshade]

Is that a joke about poor spelling, or did Thatcher have some kind of beef with a miners' union?

What miners union...

[Darren Richardson]

Maggie Thatcher ruined Britain's Mining industries in the 70's/80's....

And she stole all the milk from the children hence her nick name Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher.

[Arkhan Land]

she has such an evil face. like my worst aunt.

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/9e35b5afcf41f86e4f3b62172a789f42/tumblr_n1b3z0zpWt1toamj8o1_500.gif

https://38.media.tumblr.com/038681693d94d63bf1d5343155a6c376/tumblr_n1b3z0zpWt1toamj8o2_500.gif

[Kirsten]

everybody likes the snow

[Al Shut]

I wonder what it looks like if a bird does a snow angel

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d4d1961a09c8cbac4bdafcfa297611c7/tumblr_nfc3o2ggGW1stmjkwo1_500.jpg

[Darren Richardson]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d4d1961a09c8cbac4bdafcfa297611c7/tumblr_nfc3o2ggGW1stmjkwo1_500.jpg

awww look real life Angry Birds* :D

*yes I know their owls, but come on they DO look like Angry birds shape wise don't they :p

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/4fb97f66de5df475ab62ec05bf21c7f7/tumblr_nfq0ahsyNE1sn5m44o1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

Seems legit.

[eldargal]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0406y1cy1r9a938o1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3d138d3d326172097951e2b96685ca38/tumblr_nfvb3zqqbR1r3gb3zo1_400.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/1d8f8eaa3babd6899709390421db1723/tumblr_nfvb3zqqbR1r3gb3zo2_400.gif

[Mr Mystery]

And I thought Dogs could be a bit dense. Poor Kitty!

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/421542_10100278537715593_405865995_n_zpsfea52400.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/421542_10100278537715593_405865995_n_zpsfea52400.j pg.html)

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/Batman2_zps08b34a62.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/Batman2_zps08b34a62.jpg.html)

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/530252_10100328343983433_2081554518_n_zps5eb2c495. jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/530252_10100328343983433_2081554518_n_zps5eb2c495. jpg.html)

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/314965_10100321773470793_691816800_n_zps318951cb.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/314965_10100321773470793_691816800_n_zps318951cb.j pg.html)

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http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/581326_10100247834480123_791121167_n_zpsb3758536.j pg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/581326_10100247834480123_791121167_n_zpsb3758536.j pg.html)

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/meteors_zpsffde1892.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/meteors_zpsffde1892.jpg.html)

[Darren Richardson]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3d138d3d326172097951e2b96685ca38/tumblr_nfvb3zqqbR1r3gb3zo1_400.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/1d8f8eaa3babd6899709390421db1723/tumblr_nfvb3zqqbR1r3gb3zo2_400.gif

Sadly not all cats get bred with smart genes....

[Darren Richardson]

Oh tumbler how you make me laugh :D

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c82d93c38f8de0c786f26a4b62a32bc3/tumblr_nfxlrnZuKL1s197hco1_1280.jpg

[Gotthammer]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/93981369b149f3ef30de919107baaeb9/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo2_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/cb33c5945ed657eec1ef89234b407816/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo1_250.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/699a852cbdc9301dfe71948c3a509862/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo3_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/c5dd4636dfe8f887d3853d6f6c392308/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo4_250.gif


https://33.media.tumblr.com/d02012f0ee3a319532483f9b75a94fc2/tumblr_nfs5ne0aB21qdlh1io1_400.gif

[Darren Richardson]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/93981369b149f3ef30de919107baaeb9/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo2_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/cb33c5945ed657eec1ef89234b407816/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo1_250.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/699a852cbdc9301dfe71948c3a509862/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo3_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/c5dd4636dfe8f887d3853d6f6c392308/tumblr_ncbp90kDAo1snvmkjo4_250.gif


https://33.media.tumblr.com/d02012f0ee3a319532483f9b75a94fc2/tumblr_nfs5ne0aB21qdlh1io1_400.gif

see, some cats ARE Smart :D

[Cap'nSmurfs]

That little kitten is the cutest!

It's my birthday. That's pretty cheering!

[wayne williams]

happy birthdays to you.

[Mr Mystery]

Free Biryani and Brownies in my office today.

SCORE!

[Darren Richardson]

That little kitten is the cutest!

It's my birthday. That's pretty cheering!

Hope you had a Happy Birthday Cap'n

[Gotthammer]

http://youtu.be/C-tKToKmCFU

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg
*wheezes with laughter*

[Mr Mystery]

Not sure if bloke in photo is aware he is bloke in photo...........

[CoffeeGrunt]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg
*wheezes with laughter*

M'lady.

[Wolfshade]

I think the blade may be duller than a butter knife.

[Gotthammer]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/93e6d26adeb8366bf13c12d52ba295e2/tumblr_nb6dm4NQ9y1sn75h6o1_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/e6658481f4ddc016750dac37c7eedee6/tumblr_n7wr33dqE91qg0ee4o1_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a3c38afc40659f5aa03d1ac4c837babc/tumblr_nb449yf2cC1rtmb0zo1_500.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f22c2daaf5f0d2a8f0666f5fd1f31386/tumblr_ms39mysdsf1qatcgwo1_250.gif

[Mr Mystery]

That last one is cracking me up!

Always funny to see an unconvincing dummy flung somewhere!

[Gotthammer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8a0f9308b9866809350430a8fe1d7323/tumblr_ncg8ekASqT1tlngpwo1_500.png

Finally a manga I can really relate to!


Also:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9712d600a113593c0255a9fe2ebdb557/tumblr_ndm3e1svuz1svecmko1_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/57c599012c7fbbd7a84d1970e44ca892/tumblr_ndm3e1svuz1svecmko2_250.gif

[Darren Richardson]

see cats are smart, that's how you train them, tell them what they CAN'T do and they will learn to do it :D

[40kGamer]

see cats are smart, that's how you train them, tell them what they CAN'T do and they will learn to do it :D

My youngest kitty just figured out how to open the catnip for himself last night. Talk about being the life of the party!

[Gotthammer]

http://media.tumblr.com/67051764b046f5987604998725bf1166/tumblr_inline_nexkzfs4S11qcq7oa.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/15421145fb13eebce6652d6867d28dc2/tumblr_inline_nexkzs8Ji31qcq7oa.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/10cb40bef525acbf78c25d5176c23f11/tumblr_inline_nexkzkeeyd1qcq7oa.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/ddd041ddeb02716ef8266539c2294fd6/tumblr_inline_nexkzalOJC1qcq7oa.jpg

[Kirsten]

lol

[eldargal]

Hehe, cute.:)

[Darren Richardson]

just goes to show, Cats ARE a force of nature :D

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2vc3AaoV1r1jq19o1_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/fa87c5fc8becdc6df2cec967744ffeb9/tumblr_nfz3gkVmum1qb6v6ro1_500.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d3cceb4ed3da0be9fce3267f19031661/tumblr_nfz3gkVmum1qb6v6ro2_500.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4e92cf12c461146ba212ff478b884782/tumblr_nfz3gkVmum1qb6v6ro5_500.gif

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/27ba77eb43dd9af6f6caa6b1cef67d84/tumblr_mvduap0D861roxbhko1_1280.png

[Mr Mystery]

Even I can't Humbug this!

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608022264016998255&pid=1.7

[CoffeeGrunt]

Great guys, now I want a pet bat. Just look what you've done.

[Psychosplodge]

Well they are so cute.

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/da79a64f38b4b4650af51189543642db/tumblr_nfs3vkxBZl1ryx62vo1_500.jpg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ecb10d8fa545bd0bc00062f9bce469d0/tumblr_nfs3vkxBZl1ryx62vo3_500.jpg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/392d60147bf8d03807e67a27034f5fb0/tumblr_nfs3vkxBZl1ryx62vo2_500.jpg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ec32881066dd32d969942096aa95c825/tumblr_nfs3vkxBZl1ryx62vo4_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/377cce394673ff1f81d12dbe8209b9f6/tumblr_n5gses7lNB1s9c6nao1_500.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0863327dfe98b344e63a67c812efcd0c/tumblr_n5gses7lNB1s9c6nao2_500.gif


http://33.media.tumblr.com/5f800ed0cb343b1161b60cba0b5d369f/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/edcc381e6487b269b42737204c794361/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno2_r1_500.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f5d879716b2af5aaaf8c8fa983311191/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno3_r2_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/2286df04ee3032f5849d364c5997295c/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno4_r2_250.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4dd5cf0602fba02756d224b201b7ce6a/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno5_r2_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c3ef5054c7f8cd536cea5995e9fa973/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno6_r2_250.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/353451490c0ddd98d6c92a620ccae1a7/tumblr_mm4evklJDT1qgerrno7_r2_500.gif

[eldargal]

Bwahaha.

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/529558_577446368946106_528312890_n_zps98bfac5c.png (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/529558_577446368946106_528312890_n_zps98bfac5c.png .html)

[Gotthammer]

lol :p



http://youtu.be/s_m-Ez3W5h4

[eldargal]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/191391e5bdce3f5df66663bbd6cd0c2c/tumblr_muxxg3LJyb1s0z6fzo3_400.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/2c874c433b72c02dc2d0c07f4fc598dc/tumblr_muxxg3LJyb1s0z6fzo2_400.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/ed660dcb1473b74ea81bc5f2cdf08b8c/tumblr_muxxg3LJyb1s0z6fzo1_400.gif

[Gotthammer]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/98139ac1923dd04c563aab2e1edeed66/tumblr_ng3klhgaJG1u3abkpo1_1280.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/9e94082ad15cb83aefab849759357a01/tumblr_ng3klhgaJG1u3abkpo2_1280.jpg

First time in snow :3

[CoffeeGrunt]

Haremz

Not sure if half of those are girls or surprisingly cute guys...

[Gotthammer]

One of them is a girl (well one interpretation is she's more non-binary). But she's pretending to be a guy to work at the host club to work of the debt she accidentally accrued when she broke the fancy vase!

Ouran Highschool Host Club is a wonderful show (though the anime is superior due to more visual absurdity), it has comedy, drama, great characters, great satire of romance manga (the above girl reads nothing but said mangas), top notch animation and the dub is awesome and you should all watch it as it is one of the best shows ever.

[Psychosplodge]

Its surprisingly watchable.
Also Vic mignona(however you spell his name) is really friendly if you see him at cons, and he does a lot of UK cons.

[Psychosplodge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a7bd06d1a31d0ccb98f3593c573afc66/tumblr_nfmvlgEm9x1qax99wo6_1280.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H73t9ygORFI

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/9eacd1283b9055fe9f52234b20cceb4e/tumblr_nazjx4ENiy1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

look at their ickle tails!

[Mr Mystery]

Small!

Furry!

KEY-YOOT!

[eldargal]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/785e247f6c45ea5887f926a6ce974155/tumblr_ng8hozYOnN1s02vreo1_400.gif

[Wolfshade]

Death by racoon!

Though not as cool as autodefenestration.

[Gotthammer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/86e98def49eed2e2188bb96722ca4a7a/tumblr_mu1v8tvhK71qc4fbco2_r1_1280.jpg

[eldargal]

Pandapalooza

[Gotthammer]

So fuzzy! :3

[Psychosplodge]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7da3e4fb35702a8d10c89ae266ffb8df/tumblr_nbfmwgtVdL1t62p3wo3_400.gif

[Kirsten]

something for our art expert Eldargal, apparently the composition of this photo (MP's fighing in the Ukrainian parliament) perfectly matches Renaissance art?

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/renaissance_zpsb479e726.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/renaissance_zpsb479e726.jpg.html)

[Psychosplodge]

Source (http://syrynvalentyne.tumblr.com/post/104843181397/thegreenpickle-oh-my-****ing-goodness-that-back)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e04a5e15751c2ad2190f10590a588b43/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o1_r1_1280.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/02390791ac859561e07bb340fe9867c6/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o2_1280.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/b2e1946a130a13de04bcf704110c4628/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o3_1280.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/9138839452e7e72b1189183c63b4b222/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o4_1280.jpg
https://38.media.tumblr.com/aba8472bd41f028c29cf87fbe3dc9387/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o5_1280.jpg
https://38.media.tumblr.com/2d5a207438a6b7acdebbf5fc6188deaf/tumblr_n770nwGaRO1toxnu4o6_r2_1280.jpg

[lobster-overlord]

And like the dinosaur, Blockbuster, too, is now extinct.

[Wolfshade]

Thanks to evolution dinosaurs are now chickens.