The cheer up thread.

[DWest]

I once fell asleep after (well, during) a session of recreational alcoholism with a Mt Dew can across my face as an eyemask. Pictures were taken, of course, but I can't get at them. Not sure whether to be happy or sad that this is the extent of my drunken debauchery?

[Psychosplodge]

I once piggyback jousted using a golf course flag as a lance. How successful my stead or my opponents were I have no idea as I can't remember it and only learned of it when someone mentioned it in passing several months later :D

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/8uuZIMp.jpg

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Wolfshade]

Awesome

[eldargal]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/5382c6f02774ac9d998ae543b96a3908/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no1_1280.pnghttps://40.media.tumblr.com/64ea00c53ef59d8934eabde2504cf410/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no2_1280.png
https://40.media.tumblr.com/6a5e41d26d3f3bc938b70dd30627e161/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no3_1280.pnghttps://41.media.tumblr.com/f1341b2ea3f2fe4ab74cbb7611316795/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no4_1280.png
https://36.media.tumblr.com/3ef0b7901bc8e436a8f7ae0fbd096510/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no5_1280.pnghttps://41.media.tumblr.com/b8a21e8e83e36802b38a50115e5f36c6/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no6_1280.png
https://40.media.tumblr.com/c7c567afdadbefd03cd016e8fe7018c8/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no7_1280.pnghttps://40.media.tumblr.com/1c705ed82aeeca3d1967ce084f083eb0/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no8_1280.png

[Deadlift]

Went to my 1st game of professional Hockey last night, nothing as glam as the NHL. This was the WHL and I saw my "home" team the Victoria Royals get beaten in the play offs.
However us Brits could really learn a thing or two about family spectator sports. It was an absolute blast. Inbetween periods they had tricycle racing, sumo suit hockey and chuck a puck. Kiss cam, bongo cam, loads of load music and a bar. It was a real family event despite the odd punch up on the ice.
Loved it and the beer wasn't bad either.
Loads of family's with young kids who we're dancing to the music and generally having a great time. Nothing like watching a football match.

[Kirsten]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/5382c6f02774ac9d998ae543b96a3908/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no1_1280.pnghttps://40.media.tumblr.com/64ea00c53ef59d8934eabde2504cf410/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no2_1280.png
https://40.media.tumblr.com/6a5e41d26d3f3bc938b70dd30627e161/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no3_1280.pnghttps://41.media.tumblr.com/f1341b2ea3f2fe4ab74cbb7611316795/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no4_1280.png
https://36.media.tumblr.com/3ef0b7901bc8e436a8f7ae0fbd096510/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no5_1280.pnghttps://41.media.tumblr.com/b8a21e8e83e36802b38a50115e5f36c6/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no6_1280.png
https://40.media.tumblr.com/c7c567afdadbefd03cd016e8fe7018c8/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no7_1280.pnghttps://40.media.tumblr.com/1c705ed82aeeca3d1967ce084f083eb0/tumblr_nd5yxh7CCC1s8o79no8_1280.png

amazing

[Wildeybeast]

Went to my 1st game of professional Hockey last night, nothing as glam as the NHL. This was the WHL and I saw my "home" team the Victoria Royals get beaten in the play offs.
However us Brits could really learn a thing or two about family spectator sports. It was an absolute blast. Inbetween periods they had tricycle racing, sumo suit hockey and chuck a puck. Kiss cam, bongo cam, loads of load music and a bar. It was a real family event despite the odd punch up on the ice.
Loved it and the beer wasn't bad either.
Loads of family's with young kids who we're dancing to the music and generally having a great time. Nothing like watching a football match.

Pish. Sensible British sports limit themselves to a single break which is just long enough to have a leak and grab a drink, so there is no call for all that nonsense. We are there to watch the sport, which is enough entertainment itself. If you need all that jazz, then your sport isn't interesting enough.

[Psychosplodge]

Went to my 1st game of professional Hockey last night, nothing as glam as the NHL. This was the WHL and I saw my "home" team the Victoria Royals get beaten in the play offs.
However us Brits could really learn a thing or two about family spectator sports. It was an absolute blast. Inbetween periods they had tricycle racing, sumo suit hockey and chuck a puck. Kiss cam, bongo cam, loads of load music and a bar. It was a real family event despite the odd punch up on the ice.
Loved it and the beer wasn't bad either.
Loads of family's with young kids who we're dancing to the music and generally having a great time. Nothing like watching a football match.

While Wildey has a point about the stopping and starting, Ice Hockey is a great spectator sport. Used to go maybe a dozen times a season when I was a kid, but there was only about seven or eight teams in the top tier British league (which kept running out of money and renaming its self every other season)
But it really is a family spectator sport, you can mingle freely with the away fans in the arena walkways and the violence is kept on the ice. Most of the players were ex NHL players at the end of their careers in their 30's or older.

They did go in for some entertainment in the intervals but not the kisscam style thing, often it'd be some sort of penalty shots competition or something.

[eldargal]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/78c0564ef080707bd2d9fd6b20a937c6/tumblr_mud7klkMmD1sged4co1_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

lols, look at this cat (http://imgur.com/a/lePaN)

[eldargal]

Lol.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/5adb267f05ac3031e46cd3a0228e75e4/tumblr_nlf262TNPy1qd5mq1o1_1280.jpg

[Gotthammer]

Omnomnomnomnom :p

http://36.media.tumblr.com/10298b7babc924c1a2d2cfaeda7bea77/tumblr_nmr91s2N2C1r61k0vo1_1280.jpg


Did you know that if you wear a red shirt and act confident you can walk into a Target and hang your own employee of the month placard? If you happen to be at the Glendale Galleria today, stop by the Target and see if this is still hanging there, near the men’s section.

I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank my employers at Target for this amazing award. I work my butt off every single shift, and I am proud and humbled to receive this honor from such a stellar company. And I’d like to thank my manager Steve, who I look up to and respect as a role model for both my professional and personal life.

[eldargal]

Ha!

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ab4958d96becefdc77dc5b04de0b7b32/tumblr_nmrzhn80bK1qewacoo1_540.png
https://40.media.tumblr.com/b0fb7b96a2ac5ef38b8db0b032f37587/tumblr_nmrzhn80bK1qewacoo2_540.png
https://36.media.tumblr.com/b51f78beabf0698eff88ef17d10dd18f/tumblr_nmrzhn80bK1qewacoo3_540.png
This is adorable lol.

[Kirsten]

strange :p

[Gotthammer]

Omg so cute!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/dc44a9252426c7860f18520a5726e04d/tumblr_n0i5puvePQ1rp9rzto1_1280.jpg


Also:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/71bd5155780eaf4458ebe5acf8b0a6d8/tumblr_ncaqc380Bn1sqx8y7o1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e4420d779227b8b7c87a8597c43ac52b/tumblr_ncaqc380Bn1sqx8y7o2_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ec1918d387b82e882ba76b537ee2ae5c/tumblr_ncaqc380Bn1sqx8y7o3_1280.jpg

[Kirsten]

love the bat one, brilliant.

[Kirsten]

Top Gear remade using Just Cause 2

http://9gag.tv/p/aK1nmn/top-gear-remade-in-just-cause-2?ref=tcr

[Psychosplodge]

That's brilliant.

- - - Updated - - -

Still like this one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK4Z7QlqnX8

[Mr Mystery]

EG's brother?

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/raffles_600.jpg

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/batring_zpslinpwtkd.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/batring_zpslinpwtkd.jpg.html)

[eldargal]

Lol.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/838abab2c1e6782075473da3136e83df/tumblr_nn9sdju8LE1qflgwpo2_r1_400.gifhttps://33.media.tumblr.com/701cc267d9f5f593cd70fee4ffa32304/tumblr_nn9sdju8LE1qflgwpo1_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/81c8dddbdc10e2a086f992596cbc3428/tumblr_nn9sdju8LE1qflgwpo3_r1_400.gifhttps://33.media.tumblr.com/e96b9699413e096720f23cdc9a2c819c/tumblr_nn9sdju8LE1qflgwpo4_r1_400.gif
Star Wars fandom kicks the bum of bigoted elements of the Jesus fandom outside Star Wars Celebration Anaheim. Totes cheering.

[Mr Mystery]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3IEmvM3l

Yes.

[Kirsten]

"this video does not exist"

also that Raffles strip is killing this page, I have to reload five or ten times and try to scroll past it before it loads otherwise the page wont work.

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/3a0fbd4a3af87d219f98ae08b9111ebc/tumblr_inline_nky3uqRUdZ1qdyjb2.gif

[Mud Duck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSylgBFi-I

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/e72edbaf5d465ef9293a8cb6cd9dd720/tumblr_nnhekg13Vs1qfweqfo1_1280.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/589f0447f797056ceccd1353d120aabf/tumblr_nnfxzkcilm1tbr62eo1_540.png


Also:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyr46qeuv1qcb5fko1_250.gif

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/8001ac8a32e04c682b29243927ecf8a0/tumblr_nngq6y3HL41tfr70mo1_540.png

[Psychosplodge]

lols (http://www.theonion.com/articles/college-encourages-lively-exchange-of-idea,38496/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default&recirc=college)

[Mr Mystery]

And that opinion must be based, if not entirely informed, from something a student once read on the back of a Chumbawumba CD.

Them's the rules.

[eldargal]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”cats actually have a human-specific language. cats don’t often meow at each other and seem to use subvocal communications that humans can’t hear to chat cat-to-cat. however, cats seem to use what humans would call “shout-until-you’re-understood” to speak to humans. so basically, it’s more like:

“I’M GLAD YOU’RE HOME!”

“tax benefits”

“NO, I’M GLAD YOU ARE HOME”

“waffle iron”

“IT’S OKAY. I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DUMB HUMAN”
*flails*

[Kirsten]

Lol

[Psychosplodge]

Can't they also meow at the same pitch or frequency as a baby's cry?

[Mr Mystery]

Yeah, like Cats are ever anything but disappointed you remain alive.

Dogs on the other hand give you a wonderful welcome of nonsense and fuss!

[eldargal]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/2e80f4670c65f2157eb5d88736dd6138/tumblr_nixtnb1hSP1tm0lv8o1_1280.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

[Mud Duck]

That's just what the fuzzy overlords want you to think.

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/bb646b6395f75fd1dd930932d07156c0/tumblr_inline_nnl1h8cR5p1s3eqdh_540.png

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/SmvGcrW.gifv

[Mr Mystery]

Yay! Pub up the road is celebrating the 2nd Anniversary of Trooper, and having an Iron Maiden themed night!

[Kirsten]

always a good idea

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/11164835_10200362450420241_6120546354430367167_n_z psbz6bcalc.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/11164835_10200362450420241_6120546354430367167_n_z psbz6bcalc.jpg.html)

[Kirsten]

the greatest thing in the history of everything:

Weeping Beaker

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/weeping%20beaker_zpsv0ho3igt.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/weeping%20beaker_zpsv0ho3igt.jpg.html)

[Houghten]

I believe you mean "Meeping Angel."

[Kirsten]

a-haaaaaa

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/9ee3bcaa038fb52bea3b47b07a7c2132/tumblr_nnu77iK2rp1twaec1o8_500.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

lmao (http://heroes-amongst-us.tumblr.com/post/118066513127/aminaabramovic-glutenfreevodka-gizmobabe)

[Mr Mystery]

Dude needs a cough sweet.

[Psychosplodge]

Squee overload.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/40442e0fd02b4cdf9a96378c4aab6ce3/tumblr_mhqk08K9Qt1rjkqpro1_250.gif

[Kirsten]

lol, I could watch that for hours

[Psychosplodge]

I need one.

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ca68b58d1a3e2662bf753c13f6432322/tumblr_nm45wjNhIa1qjng5fo1_540.jpg

[Charon]

Was made a father today...
My dogs found a baby squirrel when I was taking them for a walk... sadly the animal collection point had no place for the little guy, so I have to do it myself ater checking in with the vet.

On the plus side it look soooooo cute when sleeping in my t-shirt

13990

[Kirsten]

can't go wrong with a squirrel

[Psychosplodge]

That's adawbs.

[Charon]

Lets see... im basically still trying to keep it alive

[Gotthammer]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/eadea90ed204f920fb727c6b99d95959/tumblr_inline_nn5xngrKkE1rnw7mz_500.jpg

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/CEhvEM-W8AA57T8_zpsliztinys.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/CEhvEM-W8AA57T8_zpsliztinys.jpg.html)

[Wolfshade]

Those cogs will never turn.

[Kirsten]

exactly

[Psychosplodge]

While we're talking about cogs

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/307/1/d/1db05643a6119da9443bf29f6e6900de-dvngcd.png

[Kirsten]

eeewww :p

[Psychosplodge]

It's for your own protection.

[Mr Mystery]

Those cogs will never turn.

Now I get it....I had been looking for spelling errors.

[Gotthammer]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/5eabc8e1c1f2d30b817f98f46f493f0c/tumblr_no1j2kU9yB1rkt29io1_500.png

[Psychosplodge]

I thought you meant the WOW signal there.

[eldargal]

http://media.giphy.com/media/XlW9cE1EDLmXC/giphy.gif

[Psychosplodge]

clearly photoshopped. Rowbowski hamsters don't sit this still ever.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c9d8c587328c4e2a468fe3e050da65e0/tumblr_n5zo6bBwT71s96utdo1_400.gif

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/52669cb4b3071f3087ca7e11d41376b8/tumblr_nns0rxs3nH1u0bt6ro1_540.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Look (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?55011-Greetings) a new person brought more caramaldansen

http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14010&d=1431402906

[Kirsten]

I don't know what it is but it is quite entertaining

[Gotthammer]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/aa15753d8b9face6659716ee4d803e5c/tumblr_nnehqrgeP91qmds3do1_540.jpg

Corny, I know, but lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. And peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.

[Gotthammer]

I don't know what it is but it is quite entertaining

'tis the Popotan dance (from the dating sim of the same name)

http://plurk.hellfroze.net/ochiba/view/000128/1089251083902.gif

which was sped up and used for a video of the song Caramelldansen (from 2001) by the Swedish dance group Caramell in 2006:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0


and would later go on to be used as the basis for the official video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY&feature=youtu.be


which would become known as The Caramalldansen and now you know :p

[Kirsten]

of course...

[Psychosplodge]

No respect the youth of today...

https://41.media.tumblr.com/61df87b414c321c368a0a94a24cb092b/tumblr_inline_no425qRppc1t244yc_540.png

[Gotthammer]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4cdfef075505b366d1b944ab84d99b88/tumblr_nlp1flyRuW1qewacoo1_r1_540.jpg

[Kirsten]

apparently Americans don't understand going for a cheeky Nandos

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/going-to-westfield-with-the-archbishop-of-banterbury#.jfO7K2zlXb

[Houghten]

Neither do I, TBH. There's nothing cheeky about Nando's.

[Mr Mystery]

Well, here's a hint for our American Chums.

Anyone who is billed as 'aka Bantersaurus Rex' is not going to be any good at actual banter, and instead simply be confusing banter with crude, sexist, racist and homophobic remarks.

I happen to like Nandos. It's very nice.

[Kirsten]

we don't have one over here so I wouldn't know, though people I know rave about it. I am mainly laughing at the English people taking the piss and not actually helping at all with their explanations.

[Psychosplodge]

I thought they just had trouble understanding any non american non RP dialect of English?
I don't think anyone outside of essex actually talks like that do they?

[Mr Mystery]

Oh you get Mockney idiots all over the shop these days.

And sadly, ever since Channel 4, it's seemingly become socially acceptable to be a narcissitic moron.

[Gotthammer]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

[Psychosplodge]

What you done to deserve sending to france?

[eldargal]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

Lol.:p

[Mr Mystery]

Oh. Now I get it.

Time for another 80's Kids Cartoon to hit the big screen.... (http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/jem-and-the-holograms/35361/jem-and-the-holograms-the-first-trailer)

[Kirsten]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

lol

[Gotthammer]

What you done to deserve sending to france?

https://40.media.tumblr.com/755f71109982084e773b604ff7baef8a/tumblr_n7lnynl0XE1qfy8veo2_r1_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/6091ce4be906574888a0e5cc09f752c2/tumblr_n7lnynl0XE1qfy8veo1_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/1f5c7d458e892d0720dbbbf64d685358/tumblr_n7lnynl0XE1qfy8veo3_r1_500.png




Time for another 80's Kids Cartoon to hit the big screen.... (http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/jem-and-the-holograms/35361/jem-and-the-holograms-the-first-trailer)

Truly outrageous, and not in the Jem way :/ at least the comics have giant hair, the Misfits and lesbians (http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay).

[Mr Mystery]

There may be ladies of the Sapphic persuasion yet!

[Gotthammer]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f31a44f97b7fc6f8ef9420ad84410d6c/tumblr_nnraawhZHh1rt5ctno2_250.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/3ebeb3df9a1bdd705ae4e95eb2ea50df/tumblr_nnraawhZHh1rt5ctno1_250.gif

[eldargal]

Omigosh.:p

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Rissan4ever]

That made me smile.

[Wolfshade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynhahhab9iY

[eldargal]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6d1252b5f8855b3e5adbe477877db704/tumblr_no9rcdtqII1tbr62eo1_400.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/856c28c7164c811c0828d1348818a644/tumblr_no9rcdtqII1tbr62eo8_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f43889c84df327329cb05928ae692b58/tumblr_no9rcdtqII1tbr62eo2_r1_400.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/81dae1c1e015ecd03eb4a4cf4a3dade8/tumblr_no9rcdtqII1tbr62eo9_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/01ab37eaa8e0ef960b379b1d9acb6304/tumblr_no9rcdtqII1tbr62eo7_400.png
Hayley Atwell is a national treasure.

[Mr Mystery]

Can we get her, Bill Bailey and perhaps Dylan Moran all on one episode of QI?

I just want to see if my teevee explodes in awesome.

[Kirsten]

sounds good to me

[Psychosplodge]

That's quite funny, though how would you recognise her in a dark cinema? I don't think she thought that through.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Bring big lights?

[Psychosplodge]

Don't think she did though from the sound of it.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well, pppppp.

[eldargal]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3c0dee5e19361eea122a00d6abbee323/tumblr_inline_mpcsfgHYvp1ri0bs5.gif
I'll be in my bunk.

[Psychosplodge]

Never ending tea? :eek: I think I need clean pants.

[Rissan4ever]

Never ending tea? :eek: I think I need clean pants.

+1 to that!

[playingcoach]

on the spot!

[eldargal]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/cbf9ea633a32b68af0d0fafb8c9616aa/tumblr_n2snb02Egh1seg4wso1_400.gif

[Gotthammer]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/bac98a05d69e6cc23e177a183157c552/tumblr_nmu77kKjFF1so0sfmo1_500.jpg

[eldargal]

Nice, still more age appropriate than the one my parents did.

[Gotthammer]

I can imagine >.<

[eldargal]

Yup.:p

[Gotthammer]

What's really bad is I'm imagining something bad but the reality is surely worse :p

[Gotthammer]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

[Kirsten]

dear oh dear. that should be in the pun thread

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/9144d1df1b958e7b08d21744775f0edc35051431817203_zps ictrpbuz.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/9144d1df1b958e7b08d21744775f0edc35051431817203_zps ictrpbuz.jpg.html)

[Gotthammer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b7c9af4da58ae99bbdfa0803bc5c9845/tumblr_noek1fUvnJ1qh66wqo3_1280.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1947095bb71226a0aa7464f6cea41203/tumblr_noek1fUvnJ1qh66wqo1_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/63a60232758bcf4bffb3dc0e5cb58233/tumblr_noek1fUvnJ1qh66wqo5_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/cf843b159428818e12f80437b0d37eef/tumblr_noek1fUvnJ1qh66wqo2_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4001692b0c51541d34866933b1506926/tumblr_noek1fUvnJ1qh66wqo7_1280.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/03b2f6df336e214b3fb147fb91e0ec7b/tumblr_nojnmyo6tl1qzjc9co2_1280.jpg

[Kirsten]

awwwww

[Kirsten]

David Cameron's latest portrait suggests he may be getting ideas...

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/CFTJIIHWMAM2MrS_zpsmvet5ey4.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/CFTJIIHWMAM2MrS_zpsmvet5ey4.jpg.html)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/Gj3H3cq.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/40471e4c9287a97d9bc04b952ce8167f/tumblr_inline_nok4odJikE1r8vwkf_540.gif
https://41.media.tumblr.com/828cd9f9b7cf8eab0b319bf16f6a3677/tumblr_inline_nok4pnVgWe1r8vwkf_540.jpg
https://41.media.tumblr.com/59d555911d229043496f97077ef68c0f/tumblr_inline_nok4pxJhxG1r8vwkf_540.png
https://41.media.tumblr.com/ebeb2545d374c82be2d433b07e529e63/tumblr_inline_nok4qatbtp1r8vwkf_540.png

[Gotthammer]

They sure say some things weird in the US (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/american-english/parmesan-cheese)

[Psychosplodge]

Check out the rating. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/?ref_=nv_sr_1)

[CoffeeGrunt]

Dammit, Psycho, now I'm trawling Youtube for New Lunar Republic remixes again. Shame NaCP broke away from their handle and stopped making music, but understandable at least.

[Psychosplodge]

oops.

[lobster-overlord]

They sure say some things weird in the US (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/american-english/parmesan-cheese)

WOW, and I thought I was getting it right the whole time with my non-existent accent

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/f41b305f76a5200b5a9c696af87be676/tumblr_nocoibe3nd1sqx8y7o1_540.jpg

[Kirsten]

Roflcopters

[Psychosplodge]

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn't get their Hogwarts letter because Voldemort's ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/1535ac88629293d67d3f34bf91365ef2/tumblr_n0ytuuhm8p1raduszo1_540.jpg

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

[Houghten]

No, it's not; it's tac ocat. Space is a character too y'know.

[Gotthammer]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/731/143/3e3.jpg

[Houghten]

Humans are protected.
Humans will go down the stairs.

[lobster-overlord]

No, it's not; it's tac ocat. Space is a character too y'know.

Only by ASCII.UNICODE.UTF8 definitionsit as one for bit/byte storage in data transfer. Aside from that, spaces aren't considered in writing or typing as a character, and every 5 letters was considered a word, regardless of spacing or punctuation for typing speed.

[Gotthammer]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/645278699b70377772513627fcfe4b95/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso2_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/206728c5a35754fc518e3751d110e16b/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso1_r1_500.png

http://36.media.tumblr.com/b5bc7ae4b85e6f966ddccc0ebe2f0620/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso3_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ab5163e0882e0b72b0cbc2ba92baf388/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso4_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/9cbfc3ecb0540b9717740c14f6033584/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso5_500.png

http://41.media.tumblr.com/73265eae3c421fd21d736048157def89/tumblr_nopb0006ru1qavreso6_500.png

[Psychosplodge]

lmao

[Psychosplodge]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/91ef5a19b8fab832cc2ef59c453ffe9c/tumblr_nlsc6epxud1tld2uco1_540.gif

[Gotthammer]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d030de5f47682d401c045ad62dd4cbaf/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo1_250.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/7b18435e041278d3f8582c3f77637dc6/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo2_250.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5f51a2cc15c68003309142b7d1abfafe/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo4_250.gif https://38.media.tumblr.com/e459b2adf2536d7121115f923919a1cc/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo3_250.gif

https://38.media.tumblr.com/90e603506ce423b3ff7bc2954ac15b86/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo5_250.gif https://38.media.tumblr.com/e8ae88af8380820c3d2c6a80c2ea52d7/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo6_250.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAiRvXnL6jE

[Gotthammer]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/ccda8c8ddab97aa4db84eda48eaa9edb/tumblr_nopi33UbUO1sv83imo3_1280.jpg

http://36.media.tumblr.com/ff5addedf350434d9dfcd2faa161002a/tumblr_nopi33UbUO1sv83imo1_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ce51c23559a77ad527616c9681b26881/tumblr_nopi33UbUO1sv83imo2_1280.jpg


She thinks she’s hiding

[eldargal]

Awww, so cute! *flails*

Going to watch Mad Max like:
https://41.media.tumblr.com/e64acd129dabbe460bee05459a7473aa/tumblr_inline_nook3zv7AB1rfqew3_540.png
Coming out of Mad Max like:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/0cc20f54b5f2f2a88932990c6dc66595/tumblr_inline_nook4ovA5c1rfqew3_540.jpg
Source (http://molonara.tumblr.com/post/119495529913/going-to-watch-mad-max-like-coming-out-of-mad-max)

[Gotthammer]

Related:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/2ece6163e78ed43d7bd20cd517d0d10a/tumblr_nom8h3MkRc1qdskzqo1_500.png


Unrelated:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5308c99c7d68b5a9a2279236ccf37d17/tumblr_inline_nof238m1xw1rzmac8_540.png


Eurovision

[Wildeybeast]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d030de5f47682d401c045ad62dd4cbaf/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo1_250.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/7b18435e041278d3f8582c3f77637dc6/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo2_250.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5f51a2cc15c68003309142b7d1abfafe/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo4_250.gif https://38.media.tumblr.com/e459b2adf2536d7121115f923919a1cc/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo3_250.gif

https://38.media.tumblr.com/90e603506ce423b3ff7bc2954ac15b86/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo5_250.gif https://38.media.tumblr.com/e8ae88af8380820c3d2c6a80c2ea52d7/tumblr_noqq7dTEHZ1qcmptjo6_250.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAiRvXnL6jE

Hilarious. Though what's with the Yanks nicking Red Nose Day? And all our bands and actors come to think of it.

[Gotthammer]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/a9d9252f88be3fa13bdb3fccdaf1eee7/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo1_540.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/09331d28cec7170c680d9cd88197d8ea/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo5_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0a4ddbcb5d18f7e5aa1b1ffcbd572061/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo4_500.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ead1bb98640c05633b1f8d166d072f17/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo2_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e17ab917bacb12bd82d5e867823ab79/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo7_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1f3d88f74646e01eabaf269b116d788a/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo10_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/c2adfe8aac52b586d275960dc8c7da46/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo6_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/57b6bde4b3a359f32529a8fd9384bc92/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo9_500.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1558549588506845b2466a69f7915067/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo8_500.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/c26e01b27a1514baa5a00070ff43986c/tumblr_notpjceVfN1qewacoo3_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/a61e0d24797a4c8272f5b66f58d0392a/tumblr_nojk3egXAF1sxvay0o1_500.jpg

[Kirsten]

sounds like a plan

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/4448d133c89455e33d898757f6782db2_650x_zpsq5xmdkpq. jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/4448d133c89455e33d898757f6782db2_650x_zpsq5xmdkpq. jpg.html)

[eldargal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjqFhWMBKQ

[Gotthammer]

pic

I relate to that dog a lot...



video

I'm assuming this is based on your adventures at work? :p


https://33.media.tumblr.com/f7f82f082a1de0424c0d1c5ae3d79513/tumblr_inline_n21mzjWsI41qhx04z.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e3d840eacdfe2aa17301d6a249eea66d/tumblr_inline_n21mzvKebU1qhx04z.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/ce3f7a7294be1c8d28452c81df3bfbcf/tumblr_n0252zOzNl1qhry52o2_250.gif https://38.media.tumblr.com/9b645b47507d4c75822c9f340e8d601d/tumblr_n0252zOzNl1qhry52o1_r1_250.gif

[Psychosplodge]

I know we shouldn't laugh at others misfortune but just look at his reaction.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3fdd0eac16b62cea441891d65479a3d2/tumblr_mxkn1bWXhu1qdlh1io1_400.gif

[Wildeybeast]

On that note.


https://youtu.be/8GWI0A9o_5E

[Psychosplodge]

floors not even...

[Kirsten]

I relate to that dog a lot...



Sounds ominous...

[Psychosplodge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_Wii0RSnQ

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/8a556e40c5bf9b859c4aaa8b51237145/tumblr_nmvt9ph1IZ1rdkpu1o2_r1_1280.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/74984a336514a982b54cfd794b89a5b4/tumblr_nmvt9ph1IZ1rdkpu1o3_r1_1280.jpg

https://36.media.tumblr.com/5034e7caadc3e430efafe9ae2f8092bd/tumblr_nmvt9ph1IZ1rdkpu1o4_r1_1280.jpg

https://36.media.tumblr.com/25f87fe875357dc2fcb0a505f67e3d22/tumblr_nmvt9ph1IZ1rdkpu1o5_r1_1280.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Failure to cat.

[Houghten]

Roll 2D6 and consult the miscat table.

[Kirsten]

Roll 2D6 and consult the miscat table.

Hehehehe

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/swans_zps3eu2bkfg.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/swans_zps3eu2bkfg.jpg.html)

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/ri9IzkG.jpg

[Gotthammer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxFjVCkpRY

[Gotthammer]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/e5a7450814cb20b6f034ba25eaeb8f54/tumblr_notvcmXZEM1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

[Rissan4ever]

Awww...

[Psychosplodge]

oops...


http://i.imgur.com/2fbxK2K.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/bf0d6592bb47f565a086e933d6699dbc/tumblr_n9y0a1c5tk1qkbnclo1_540.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c4219f2b08d3d767776611e3fbd0efc1/tumblr_n5chjodJHd1tse4ydo1_400.gif

[Gotthammer]

Mambo #5

Love it :p

[Kirsten]

In the wrong order

[Psychosplodge]

In the wrong order

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am

[eldargal]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a604c04c5168cd4c8bb9335c0df52e03/tumblr_np31b6aDOI1sfuzkjo1_1280.jpg

[Gotthammer]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while (https://vine.co/v/emZWTgZeEnn)

[eldargal]

Lol

https://40.media.tumblr.com/df5fe7447e46deadf995edd877cf638b/tumblr_np1kklenbe1qewacoo1_540.jpg
https://41.media.tumblr.com/e50824515ccfbe66a99b2a31dbbe1236/tumblr_np1kklenbe1qewacoo2_540.jpg
https://40.media.tumblr.com/3764cf4aa199c6b03bf76aeb3bb1408f/tumblr_np1kklenbe1qewacoo3_540.jpg

[eldargal]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/aba9634168d9495450af7b0bc1d080c0/tumblr_np4m5mVgfO1qgf1hao1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0cf65d54fa7189a908b18f68a2dcae99/tumblr_np4m5mVgfO1qgf1hao2_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/70fb5b3b5d5b5711bb79d56c77d0c82c/tumblr_np4m5mVgfO1qgf1hao3_1280.jpg

[eldargal]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/c2ec49cbd8f058e9f57d3fe95971d3cb/tumblr_np7ehrUMCl1tlb56zo1_400.gif

[Gotthammer]

OMG :p

[Rissan4ever]

I've done that exact thing!

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

[Gotthammer]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/ef8e83b3ebea8953533e9f6228e473f4/tumblr_nm1y1oPESR1qfoj4do1_540.jpg


Taylor wtf is happening here im confused


It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not

https://33.media.tumblr.com/0807bdf1caa7fd5989d8cb44dfc369cc/tumblr_inline_nm2pi5IaVT1qddlmh.gif


I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns.

Ah, the tranquility of the great outdoo-TAYLORCANYOULOOKOVERHEREGIVEUSASMILEAREYOUDATINGJY CGUCKVHKCTAYLORHEYTAYLOR

[eldargal]

She's adawble. *flails*

[Mr Mystery]

Finally, something cool has happened in Royal Tunbridge Wells! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-32967459)

I'm totes gonna go have a gander this weekend! Or possibly Wednesday night.

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6d7be1015783802ad93fa683531be5ed/tumblr_np134xYirH1qfzcnbo1_400.gif

[Kirsten]

Fully lol-ing at that and getting weird looks in the office

[eldargal]

Ha!

[Houghten]

I have a stapler with that same mechanism at work, but it's bright orange, so I never noticed the xeno resemblance. I think it might need to have an "accident" with some black primer...

[CoffeeGrunt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOQnk-hRVuc

[Psychosplodge]

Unless you were driving of course (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32973341/british-tank-crushes-learner-drivers-car-in-germany)

[Gotthammer]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/e18010fea1d3c731037b9ae292a526dd/tumblr_ng6i7szWGm1qewacoo1_540.jpg


Baroque Obama

[Psychosplodge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/e18010fea1d3c731037b9ae292a526dd/tumblr_ng6i7szWGm1qewacoo1_540.jpg


Baroque Obama


There's a thread for that :p

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/d530901858613a71539e48e4b363ecd3/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo1_400.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ec1efb407f914615806d8729f5cac4d6/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo2_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/a21f07257290e2b80bf8db3dd1dac3ed/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo3_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/018e149bad4799d5c11a876560750366/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo4_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/3f42d53937ca6ca32bb0ecff24dd2bac/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo5_400.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4e61eaf06d15ebbd63201fbf7791235b/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo6_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/368ca538f27fdedc42e7aa6a05be5a9c/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo7_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/fe16a8f2dd9d89cfbfcd25448e2fce8c/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo8_400.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/def2af53ce09d7f10c3208c1f5d67531/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo9_400.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/9b0a0dcb47d78d0bfffe51ca1f466f81/tumblr_npc1etsRNU1s02vreo10_400.gif

[Kirsten]

lol, great

[Psychosplodge]

I want a miniature giant space hamster...

[Kirsten]

warhamster 40,000

[Psychosplodge]

From the chaos god of fluffiness?

[CoffeeGrunt]

The video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQte2nz80Is) of that hamster is amazing as well. Looks like I found myself a new channel to Sub to!

[Psychosplodge]

:eek:

[Kirsten]

excellent

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/pNaDd5W.jpg

[CoffeeGrunt]

I...I think I understand what the joke is.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm assuming a dig at apple?

[lobster-overlord]

I'm assuming a dig at apple?

and the fact that you only get one USB port on the new MacBook.

[Psychosplodge]

That would make sense.

[Gotthammer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/68b859849f4caaa089023e6146db579b/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a5fafa6a5d1473306c8e0bbdb6aca3f1/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo2_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/bd63893fc8144042c63a582d52329dc7/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo3_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7cafb427993677b35515b6e370414094/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo4_500.jpg


http://41.media.tumblr.com/cc44490dbc3a72886a67440f59b8242e/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo5_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/6cf11950556b6a45ed5def1f5b3ac88e/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo6_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c59a18d164dd9b6cf8a38274200f4fac/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo7_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/35c5006abc4731f527bcc2af8a1eeab0/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo8_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/812f8534e1144df7e8b441433b5753aa/tumblr_np75414rld1qlrxgfo9_500.jpg

[Rissan4ever]

That was... bizarre.

[Kirsten]

yeah

[CoffeeGrunt]

I...I don't know how to feel about it, but it was very...intriguing?

[Gotthammer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/64fbf28a7f7c36ad50de715acf9a1efe/tumblr_np4g49tey81qz7tv8o1_1280.jpg

[Rissan4ever]

If you'd like to see Tom Hardy naked, all you have to do is watch Bronson. He achieves a level of nakedness in that film only surpassed by Amber Heard in The Informers.

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ad603af9662d4b80b4f4847697b3ac4/tumblr_mnmpoywId41qbdc3uo1_540.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/7847e23738f544622bbda204cfa7baf7/tumblr_mnmpoywId41qbdc3uo2_540.jpg

[Kirsten]

that is amazing

[Psychosplodge]

I lol'd :D

[Kirsten]

me too

[Gotthammer]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ac9cec55add56ad05bf317471192a039/tumblr_npgbs0tp5R1txicv8o4_1280.jpg


ABS-made pre-assembled electric model (6 AA batteries use-not included), 1/12 scale marking seal included - Length: about 490mm · Height: about 220mm

This fall appeared in "Panzer IV D-type" is 1/12 scale that appeared in the popular anime "Girls & Panzer". The body has become a pre-assembled (unpainted), is equipped with self-propelled gimmick by twin motors that have been built. Faithfully reproduces the proportions and detail, also has a turning turret and elevating gun, also opening and closing of each part hatch you can manually. In addition, you can enjoy the display in the state where they are boarding the every one of the angler team!

PANZER VOR!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/095af764d7bf555e5d289f883d31ef69/tumblr_n64fcnVA4R1r0rp7xo1_500.gif

[eldargal]

I'll be in me bunk.

[Kirsten]

I want it.

[Charon]

14475

So a few weeks later I already have to fight for my breakfast...

[Kirsten]

lol

[Mr Mystery]

Adventure Time does Fury Road :) (http://io9.com/the-ice-king-is-a-perfect-immortan-joe-in-adventure-tim-1709400094)

[CoffeeGrunt]

I kinda want that Panzer for conversion work, (you can keep the anime girls, thanks.) :P

[Gotthammer]

you can keep the anime girls, thanks.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/03/88/94/03889452d9518b9ecbbc929d3b7182f0.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ac9cec55add56ad05bf317471192a039/tumblr_npgbs0tp5R1txicv8o4_1280.jpg


https://38.media.tumblr.com/017519e83ad0225af95888b75606e904/tumblr_inline_noxwwgnaGa1r9bg8i_500.gif

- - - Updated - - -

Fool me once

https://38.media.tumblr.com/22a6a3c2091af223651c407b98b010b6/tumblr_ncx52rcTBt1twrbc7o1_500.gif

Fool me twice

https://33.media.tumblr.com/809f7661afed876c4a02658b8b3ff653/tumblr_ncxaik2PcN1rrov60o1_500.gif

[Kirsten]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/11212641_1146290408730222_1189598952481064342_o_zp sbxls9vxv.jpg (http://s1216.photobucket.com/user/KirstenIGMB/media/11212641_1146290408730222_1189598952481064342_o_zp sbxls9vxv.jpg.html)

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/aa31039a0158ff115d7114d4609dd5f4/tumblr_npoujjdpl61r3rdh2o1_r1_540.gif


I'm guessing that's cold.

[Kirsten]

very mean

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/c5BLjAF.jpg

I lol'd, I'd lol more if it's real.

[Kirsten]

I have seen that before, probably not real, but still hilarious

[Psychosplodge]

"You can't brew a potion."

"Why not?" demanded Altharex. "I have the components, all I have to do is boil the the herbs in the cow's blood and—"

"Your character's an Armenian-American Sales Executive. He doesn't know how to brew potions."

"Maybe he's just trying things out."

"He's just 'trying out' the exact recipe for a potion of invisibility?"

"Yeah. I have 17 luck, you know."

"It doesn't matter what your stats are. There hasn't been an Alchemical Revolution in this world. Potions aren't a thing. You can't just have a sales executive brew one."

"Yeah but, if I were trying to make a stew, and—"

"Ugh, whatever. Fine, you brew the potion. It doesn't work."

"You didn't even roll."

"I don't have to roll. This is Dayjobs & Drudgery, potions don't work. The herbs aren't magical."

"What do you mean they aren't magical. It's still wolfsbane isn't it?"

"Yes, but it's non-magical wolfsbane."

"What, so it just doesn't have any magic at all? Why doesn't it absorb ambient magic from the environment in which it grows?"

"There is no magic. Nothing's magical."

"What, so they're no magic in the whole world? What keeps the lay-lines anchored to this plane, then? How come it doesn't drift apart into the void?"

"I don't know, okay. It just doesn't."

"Fine. No potions. Whatever. In that case, my Sales Executive heads into Zales, and I hand the smith this blueprint..."

[DWest]

"You can't brew a potion."

"Why not?" demanded Altharex. "I have the components, all I have to do is boil the the herbs in the cow's blood and—"

"Your character's an Armenian-American Sales Executive. He doesn't know how to brew potions."

"Maybe he's just trying things out."

"He's just 'trying out' the exact recipe for a potion of invisibility?"

"Yeah. I have 17 luck, you know."

"It doesn't matter what your stats are. There hasn't been an Alchemical Revolution in this world. Potions aren't a thing. You can't just have a sales executive brew one."

"Yeah but, if I were trying to make a stew, and—"

"Ugh, whatever. Fine, you brew the potion. It doesn't work."

"You didn't even roll."

"I don't have to roll. This is Dayjobs & Drudgery, potions don't work. The herbs aren't magical."

"What do you mean they aren't magical. It's still wolfsbane isn't it?"

"Yes, but it's non-magical wolfsbane."

"What, so it just doesn't have any magic at all? Why doesn't it absorb ambient magic from the environment in which it grows?"

"There is no magic. Nothing's magical."

"What, so they're no magic in the whole world? What keeps the lay-lines anchored to this plane, then? How come it doesn't drift apart into the void?"

"I don't know, okay. It just doesn't."

"Fine. No potions. Whatever. In that case, my Sales Executive heads into Zales, and I hand the smith this blueprint..."

Bad DrudgeMaster! You should always know how the game world works, *especially* if you're not going to make it make sense.

"Okay, fine, I use my 7th-level Contract Mafia Goon Squad, Mass to put the Zales out of business and then convince the mall owner to put in a real jewelry store."

[Wolfshade]

wolfsbane

Don't use the w word :(

[Psychosplodge]

It's ok Wolfie, it's none magical wolfsbane.

[Gotthammer]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9a5a0bf66a7482d9e7dfba4760a3c542/tumblr_nppii1f6s51qe1n7yo1_250.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/06b59bd2b3346343a190c6de2dfc3291/tumblr_nppii1f6s51qe1n7yo2_250.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f3db3730657e640487523ab4d5f7bc32/tumblr_nppii1f6s51qe1n7yo3_250.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3e14bbe15a0de436fde6ffb82c791414/tumblr_nppii1f6s51qe1n7yo4_250.gif

[Psychosplodge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/bb9fb5bc82d8a7346a704c8cef818a63/tumblr_nptow1hKdY1qc8jh0o3_540.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/dfb7c57baf52e0d2cd0c067393b0173c/tumblr_nptow1hKdY1qc8jh0o2_540.gif
https://31.media.tumblr.com/91456f9c9f92adac017d7cf8903c5c5c/tumblr_nptow1hKdY1qc8jh0o4_540.gif

[eldargal]

For the short people (https://vine.co/v/MXOahVubhFr)

[Mr Mystery]

Short people shouldn't be so sensitive. They need to grow up.

[eldargal]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/280dc0e9cdbdfeef65cd9682fc0e77af/tumblr_npxuyclpiZ1rhh2v5o1_1280.jpg

[Gotthammer]

So I followed the url in the image and it is amazing (http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com/)

[eldargal]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0c39a43aa867f77f47067bf28d07661e/tumblr_nnko95cT2N1rhh2v5o1_1280.jpg
:O

[Gotthammer]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcoqixcNxJ1rhh2v5o1_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduih4RT8s1rhh2v5o1_1280.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

OK they're hilarious

[Kirsten]

14610

[Psychosplodge]

You must have a huge ego to wear yourself on a shirt.

[Kirsten]

I don't know, I think it is pretty funny, self deprecating

[Psychosplodge]

Nah, it feels like when bands wear their own tour t-shirts. Just don't.

[Kirsten]

I disagree, I like it.

[CoffeeGrunt]

Is that Ashens?

[Kirsten]

Proof that Vincent D'Onofrio, world's greatest actor, is a shape shifter.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/is-your-face-a-conspiracy#.mve888M9yp

[Kirsten]

what do you play in the orchestra? the hammer

http://9gag.com/gag/anBerBV?ref=fb.s

[eldargal]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/f38f92a9044bd713944083cd13e642b4/tumblr_nngifcjDm11qa53wno9_540.jpg

[Rissan4ever]

I see that wildlife photography is like Call of Cthulhu. You don't have the be the fastest photographer; you just have to be faster than the slowest photographer.

[Gotthammer]

Meanwhile, in the Hinterlands:

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/2682088a6c996b3ad0ba198fcdb810a9/eaqyp5e/M04nol9mz/tumblr_static_filename_640_v2.jpg

[eldargal]

Omigosh perfect.:p

[YorkNecromancer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQglMo4qwc

[Mr Mystery]

I'm watching Rik Mayall - Lord of Misrule.

Excellent show, but I seriously miss him.

[YorkNecromancer]

Not the best thing he ever did (that would be the entirety of 'Bottom', which really was his Magnum Opus) but I will always have a soft spot for his reading of Roald Dahl's 'George's Marvellous Medicine', on account of he clearly gives not one sh!t that this is supposed to be a children's show:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMFY8g56ZCg

There was also his series 'Rik Mayall presents', which was literally my very first introduction to the concept of black comedy - something I'd never even heard of before.
(Note that vid is NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_91XLTo3_M