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Anthrax ion pusscabe
10-02-2014, 01:48 AM
If I could fuse my DNA with that of any animal I'd go with this
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The stonefish, these things are amazing their sting causes the worst pain known to humankind, pain so bad people will attempt self amputation without painkillers and I could see that being useful to defend myself, plus I'd be then able to breath underwater
Mr Mystery
10-02-2014, 01:57 AM
Easy.

Half man, Shark.

Lower half man, so it can't swim very well, and upper half Shark, so it can't chase me on land.
Anthrax ion pusscabe
10-02-2014, 02:01 AM
I meant if you could make yourself half human half another animal
Mr Mystery
10-02-2014, 02:05 AM
Oh that's easy.

Half me, half Seagull.

Specifically me shaped body, but with the bone structure, wings and colonic tract of a seagull. Because then I could poop on people who annoy me.
Darren Richardson
10-02-2014, 05:08 AM
Half Dragon, that would be cool...
AirHorse
10-02-2014, 05:24 AM
Half eagle, in an Egyptian god stylee. That way I can look all around and also quite far!!! Also I can screech in peoples faces!!
Psychosplodge
10-02-2014, 07:04 AM
Half alicorn, me with magic and wings? its a no brainer... plus if Darren can have a mythical creature so can I :p
Deadlift
10-02-2014, 07:24 AM
Panda :)

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/76375ffed173b531c733815dea65db9b.jpg

Doubt many would notice to be fair.
Mr Mystery
10-02-2014, 07:58 AM
You mean you want to go veggie and have no interest at all in getting on with Mrs Lift?

Weirdo.
Kirsten
10-02-2014, 08:56 AM
tiger
eldargal
10-03-2014, 06:07 AM
Whatever the hell this is, just for lulz:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/815b9dc1b3a89091f4649e550c4dac1b/tumblr_msmymx73Ke1set4tso6_500.jpg

Or a shape shifting shark mermaid.
Psychosplodge
10-03-2014, 06:18 AM
It's a rabbit.
eldargal
10-03-2014, 06:18 AM
Says you.
Psychosplodge
10-03-2014, 06:19 AM
look at its nose. It's a rabbit.
Mr Mystery
10-03-2014, 06:33 AM
look at its nose. It's a rabbit.

It's a radioactive Marshmallow.
Psychosplodge
10-03-2014, 06:52 AM
ah an evolved form?
Deadlift
10-03-2014, 09:40 AM
It's a Tribble.
Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer
10-03-2014, 10:57 AM
Angora rabbit. They're raised for their fluff (they're shorn, not skinned, don't worry). Makes wonderful yarn, they sell it at the commonground fair in Maine.
lobster-overlord
10-03-2014, 11:29 AM
psycho, you have been watching too much mlp. alicorn isnt a mythological creature. its a modern name for a modern hybrid od two myth creatures...

alicorn is actually the powder created from grinding up the horn of a unicorn once you have slaughtered it for magic use.



I would go with half human, half centaur. upper half centaur, legs of a human,.... 100% human looking , but hung like a friggan............
Denzark
10-03-2014, 12:23 PM
I'm thinking pig, because they ejackulate over a pint a pop and it might be tres amuse.
Anthrax ion pusscabe
10-03-2014, 07:03 PM
Whatever the hell this is, just for lulz:

That is a long haired guinie pig
Psychosplodge
10-06-2014, 01:58 AM
psycho, you have been watching too much mlp.

Not possible


alicorn isnt a mythological creature. its a modern name for a modern hybrid of two myth creatures...

alicorn is actually the powder created from grinding up the horn of a unicorn once you have slaughtered it for magic use.

:eek:




I would go with half human, half centaur. upper half centaur, legs of a human,.... 100% human looking , but hung like a friggan............

lmao


That is a long haired guinie pig

Nope still a bunny.