I'm On a (Space) Hulk [*Language Warning*]

[Old_Paladin]

Ok, so maybe I've been listening to too many spoofs of 'Lonely Island'; but I thought 40K needed it's own ripoff.

I've put my lyrics to it in the second post; that way if people don't like (censored) swearing... You've Been Warned!

This was done for the fun of it, in about an hour or so; so let me know what you think.

[Old_Paladin]

Alright,
Get your Bolters ready.
This T-Hawk is about to set down.
Everybody brace for f*cking impact,
But stay on your mother-f*cking toes.
We’re going in, let’s go.

I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
Everybody look at me, ‘cuz I’m fighting on a Hulk.
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
Take a good hard look at the Mother-f*cking Hulk.

I’m on a Hulk mother-f*cker, battling in the dark,
Straight fighting on the Hulk, going through the warp.
Bustin’ out the heavy-flamer, fire’s eating up the spot
You can’t stop me mother-f*cker, ‘cuz I’m on a Hulk.

Go on Overwatch, Zael; I’m on a Hulk B*tch,
I’m standing knee deep in bodies, and the smells are so sick.
I’ve got my stormbolter, and my Dreadnought armour,
I’m killing ‘Stealers; your in the Guard, gonna be dead in 15 hours!

It’s hand-to-hand against Genestealers, with my Powerfist,
Its carapace is cracking, the ichors making everybody all wet.
This ain’t Initiate training, it’s as real as it gets.
I’m on a Hulk mother-f*cker, the Chapter never forgets.

I’m on a Hulk and…
It’s in the void and…
We’re led by the First Company’s Captain…
I’m the king of boarding actions, up front like Tycho;
If you’re behind a desk, you’re just Munitorum Departmento.

Get the f*ck up, this Hulk is real.
F*ck land, I’m in space mother-f*cker.
F*ck Tau, I fight hand-to-hand mother-f*cker.
I’m in the halls with my Battle-Brothers mother-f*cker.
The motion tracker’s making noise mother-f*cker.

Hey Primarch, if you could see me now,
Assault Cannon spewing death, with its AP rounds.
Gonna wipe out everything on the Hulk somehow,
With my Armour of Contempt, anything is possible.

Never thought I’d be on a Hulk,
It’s a rusty, old, dangerous bulk.
Emperor protect me.
Never thought I’d see the day,
A pack of Genestealers are headed my way.
Believe me when I say,
My bolter just jammed…

I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
Everybody look at me, ‘cuz I’m fighting on a Hulk.
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
I’m on a Hulk (on a hulk),
Take a good hard look at the Mother-f*cking Hulk.

[Scoota]

Haha! Love it!

I'm picturing T-Payne in Power Armour with his top hat and sun-glasses on.
Choice!

[Brosef Stalin]

That's hilarious! Very well done!

[Jiggs]

Nice and I to have succombed to the awsesomeness that is The Lonely Island. I just can't stop listening to all their songs.:D

[OnFyre]

Congratulations on finding a rhyme for 'Tycho'.

[gwensdad]

Strangely, the second "I'm on a Boat" spoof I've seen today (the first was "I'm on a Rift"-a Torchwood spoof)

[SkarBoy]

Great job! That was hilarious!

[RocketRollRebel]

You win sir.

[entendre_entendre]

i started reading this aloud and started laughing.
good job, it's always nice to see some funny 40k stuff :)

[Commissar Lewis]

That is beyond awesome.

[Old_Paladin]

Thanks for the comments everybody. :)