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Wolfshade
11-07-2013, 05:21 AM
Not wishing to derail another topic with word play and puns (the highest form of wit) here is a quick quiz for the more punny side of life. Of course you can just google the answers but where is teh fun in that.
All the answers are named elements.

01. What you do in a play Actinium
02. What you do to a wrinkled shirt Iron
03. “Tasty” part of your mouth
04. Someone who likes to start fires
05. Superman’s weakness Krypton
06. Your brother or mine Bromine
07. Extinct
08. Imitation diamond
09. A type of flower
10. Las Vegas lights Neon
11. Police
12. Golden State
13. Name of a goofy convict
14. Mr. Mony's enemy
15. What you do to flowers
16. What you did to ripped jeans
17. A “prize” element
18. A very smart person Einsteinium
19. Person from the big blue planet Neptunium
20. A fur seller
21. Not an exciting person Boron
22. Thanksgiving guests
23. Get clean with this
24. Drive away in style in a ____
25. Does a body good
26. Proud to be an _____
27. Mickey’s pal
28. Warrior Princess Xenon
29. A nice guy
30. Someone who loves computers
31. The first person in a race has the ___
32. E = mc2
33. This man followed the yellow brick road
34. How to tell a secret
35. Monday night TV show
36. A phrase from Dr. Suess
37. What a doctor does to his patients
38. Part of a whole latin-style
39. Place for washing dishes
40. Drink in an Al can
41. Happens when you lasso a horse
42. What a dog does with a bone
43. A sinking ship
44. What a cloud does

Psychosplodge
11-07-2013, 05:40 AM
Not wishing to derail another topic with word play and puns (the highest form of wit) here is a quick quiz for the more punny side of life. Of course you can just google the answers but where is teh fun in that.
All the answers are named elements.

01. What you do in a play actinium
02. What you do to a wrinkled shirt iron
03. “Tasty” part of your mouth
04. Someone who likes to start fires
05. Superman’s weakness krypton
06. Your brother or mine bromine
07. Extinct
08. Imitation diamond carbon
09. A type of flower
10. Las Vegas lights neon
11. Police
12. Golden State
13. Name of a goofy convict
14. Mr. Mony's enemy molybdenum
15. What you do to flowers
16. What you did to ripped jeans
17. A “prize” element
18. A very smart person einsteinium
19. Person from the big blue planet neptunium
20. A fur seller
21. Not an exciting person boron
22. Thanksgiving guests
23. Get clean with this
24. Drive away in style in a ____
25. Does a body good
26. Proud to be an _____
27. Mickey’s pal
28. Warrior Princess xenon
29. A nice guy last
30. Someone who loves computers
31. The first person in a race has the ___
32. E = mc2
33. This man followed the yellow brick road
34. How to tell a secret
35. Monday night TV show
36. A phrase from Dr. Suess
37. What a doctor does to his patients
38. Part of a whole latin-style
39. Place for washing dishes
40. Drink in an Al can
41. Happens when you lasso a horse
42. What a dog does with a bone Don't mention the dog park
43. A sinking ship
44. What a cloud does All hail the mighty glow cloud

Dunno

eldargal
11-07-2013, 05:41 AM
The only periodic puns I know relate to ovulating.

Wolfshade
11-07-2013, 05:42 AM
The only periodic puns I know relate to ovulating.

I must devour the unborn!

daboarder
11-07-2013, 05:43 AM
I'll be honest, the only reason I am good with the chemistry ones is because thats what I am.

Gotthammer
11-07-2013, 05:44 AM
Answer to all: Your mum [/thread] :p

Wolfshade
11-07-2013, 05:52 AM
Answer to all: Your mum [/thread] :p

Psh, so's your face.

ElectricPaladin
11-07-2013, 08:05 AM
All hail the glow-cloud!

Psychosplodge
11-07-2013, 08:14 AM
Do not address the hooded figures!

ElectricPaladin
11-07-2013, 08:20 AM
Ought we to leave Wolfshade alone and go have a Welcome to Night Vale thread?

Wolfshade
11-07-2013, 08:21 AM
Do not address the hooded figures!

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4120/5436792923_3d3564e49f_o.jpg

Psychosplodge
11-07-2013, 08:24 AM
Ought we to leave Wolfshade alone and go have a Welcome to Night Vale thread?

No because I'm only up to episode twenty.
plus now they know...

Wolfie aren't they better under the felicia day gif?

Wolfshade
11-07-2013, 08:27 AM
No because I'm only up to episode twenty.
plus now they know...

Wolfie aren't they better under the felicia day gif?

Porbably

ACE01
11-07-2013, 12:03 PM
01. What you do in a play Actinium
02. What you do to a wrinkled shirt Iron
03. “Tasty” part of your mouth Tungsten
04. Someone who likes to start fires Arsenic
05. Superman’s weakness Krypton
06. Your brother or mine Bromine
07. Extinct Argon
08. Imitation diamond Zirconium
09. A type of flower
10. Las Vegas lights Neon
11. Police Copper
12. Golden State
13. Name of a goofy convict
14. Mr. Mony's enemy molybdenum
15. What you do to flowers
16. What you did to ripped jeans
17. A “prize” element
18. A very smart person Einsteinium
19. Person from the big blue planet Neptunium
20. A fur seller Sulphur
21. Not an exciting person Boron
22. Thanksgiving guests
23. Get clean with this
24. Drive away in style in a ____
25. Does a body good
26. Proud to be an _____
27. Mickey’s pal Plutonium
28. Warrior Princess Xenon
29. A nice guy
30. Someone who loves computers
31. The first person in a race has the ___ Lead (chuffed with that one!)
32. E = mc2 Einsteinium
33. This man followed the yellow brick road Osmium
34. How to tell a secret
35. Monday night TV show
36. A phrase from Dr. Suess
37. What a doctor does to his patients Helium
38. Part of a whole latin-style
39. Place for washing dishes Zinc
40. Drink in an Al can Europium
41. Happens when you lasso a horse
42. What a dog does with a bone Barium
43. A sinking ship Titanium
44. What a cloud does Ranium?

Mine in green, that's your lot as just finished work!

DarkLink
11-07-2013, 12:52 PM
The Golden State one is pretty freaking obvious. Unless you're from the UK, maybe.

Dread Corsair
11-07-2013, 02:22 PM
My meagre offerings!

01. What you do in a play Actinium
02. What you do to a wrinkled shirt Iron
03. “Tasty” part of your mouth Tungsten
04. Someone who likes to start fires Arsenic
05. Superman’s weakness Krypton
06. Your brother or mine Bromine
07. Extinct Argon
08. Imitation diamond Zirconium
09. A type of flower
10. Las Vegas lights Neon
11. Police Copper
12. Golden State Californium
13. Name of a goofy convict Silicon
14. Mr. Mony's enemy molybdenum
15. What you do to flowers Platinum
16. What you did to ripped jeans
17. A “prize” element Nobelium?
18. A very smart person Einsteinium
19. Person from the big blue planet Neptunium
20. A fur seller Sulphur
21. Not an exciting person Boron
22. Thanksgiving guests
23. Get clean with this
24. Drive away in style in a ___ Carbon?
25. Does a body good
26. Proud to be an _____ Americium
27. Mickey’s pal Plutonium
28. Warrior Princess Xenon
29. A nice guy
30. Someone who loves computers Technetium?
31. The first person in a race has the ___ Lead (chuffed with that one!)
32. E = mc2 Einsteinium
33. This man followed the yellow brick road Osmium
34. How to tell a secret
35. Monday night TV show
36. A phrase from Dr. Suess
37. What a doctor does to his patients Helium
38. Part of a whole latin-style
39. Place for washing dishes Zinc
40. Drink in an Al can Europium
41. Happens when you lasso a horse
42. What a dog does with a bone Barium
43. A sinking ship Titanium
44. What a cloud does Ranium?

Wolfshade
11-08-2013, 03:28 AM
I'll post the answers at about 11:30 :)