Watch out Britain!

[daboarder]

http://www.news.com.au/world-news/us-teen-exorcists-visit-uk-to-banish-evil-of-harry-potter/story-fndir2ev-1226714878591

seriosuly.....why would immigration ever let them into the country, they sound like a bunch of dangerous nutters.

[Kirsten]

roflcopters

[Mr Mystery]

They really don't know what they're letting themselves in for.... Reference David Blaine's stupid stunt.....

[Wolfshade]

Do they not realise that we already have enough people over here to do exorcisms...

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Crazy and stupid. The best way to get into the papers.

[White Tiger88]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q763/White_Tiger88/aBKwZeN_460s_zpsa1ce062c.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/White_Tiger88/media/aBKwZeN_460s_zpsa1ce062c.jpg.html)

[Psychosplodge]

Like we don't have enough nutters here.

[Wolfshade]

An people said was "extreme" for wanting to euthanise people whose IQ<100.

[Psychosplodge]

100 might be a bit high, we do need someone to serve us fries...

[Mr Mystery]

To be fair, the Pastor's daughter is quite hot!

[Kaptain Badrukk]

To be fair, the Pastor's daughter is quite hot!

Which immediately makes anything she does somehow better!
Oh dear...........
On a related note, shall we gather the rotten fruit and find out where they're visiting next?

[Wolfshade]

Ok how about get them to pass a simple test of where to put apostrophes?

Simple multiple choice answer.

Which is correct:

A) I was a member of the universties society
B) I was a member of the universtie's society
C) I was a member of the universties' society
D) I was a member of the universtys society
E) I was a member of the universty's society
F) I was a member of the universtys' society

[Psychosplodge]

E

[Wolfshade]

C

HA! Trick question, the society was actually a joint enterprise between two different universities.

[Mr Mystery]

Which immediately makes anything she does somehow better!
Oh dear...........
On a related note, shall we gather the rotten fruit and find out where they're visiting next?

Just that she's a redhead. Doesn't make it better. But it does mean I'd be willing for her to try and exorcise me. Just for a laugh. See what happens. Like nowt.

[Kaptain Badrukk]

Ok how about get them to pass a simple test of where to put apostrophes?

Simple multiple choice answer.

Which is correct:

A) I was a member of the universties society
B) I was a member of the universtie's society
C) I was a member of the universties' society
D) I was a member of the universtys society
E) I was a member of the universty's society
F) I was a member of the universtys' society

Depends on the context. Without specificity it comes down to a 50/50 shot.
If it's a society belonging to a single university then E indeed.
On the other hand if it is a society of comprised of or dedicated to multiple universities then A.
Or finally if it is a single society belonging to multiple universities then C.
The other three are all incorrect uses of an apostrophe in the English language.

[Kaptain Badrukk]

Just that she's a redhead. Doesn't make it better. But it does mean I'd be willing for her to try and exorcise me. Just for a laugh. See what happens. Like nowt.

Unless you suddenly felt better, and found god, that'd be a turn-up :)

[Psychosplodge]

C

HA! Trick question, the society was actually a joint enterprise between two different universities.

NOPE :D

http://i43.tinypic.com/27y4bpl.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Unless you suddenly felt better, and found god, that'd be a turn-up :)

Can't find what's not there! Like good taste in Essex, for a secular example.

[daboarder]

NOPE :D

http://i43.tinypic.com/27y4bpl.gif

I am really impressed with that drivers skill.....and intelligence.

when the hell is that from?

[Psychosplodge]

They aren't particularly demonstrating much skill.
I'd have thought the moving house might have made them turn earlier,
and I'm assuming that bit of flooding they had in Japan the other year.

I just like the NOPE...

[Wolfshead]

I wonder if I could get their number and inform on my Mum's spiritualist church? Seeing those three going up against a bunch of old clairvoyants would kill half an hour or so. Assuming I could get back to Blighty in time. Also, my Mum has a mouth on her like Brian Blessed crossed with Liam Gallagher, so if the ouija boards and crystals didn't scare them off, her potty mouth might!

The most bothersome part of that is the money question in one of the middle paragraphs. Selling special exorcism crosses? It's the 'silver ring thing' again, but with people with possible mental illness and not sexually active teens who want to be seen to be virginal.

[Wildeybeast]

They say they want to remove the 50% of our society who read their horoscopes which can only be a good thing. I say welcome them with open arms, let them rid us of undesirables then stick 'em in the Wickerman. Everyone's a winner.

[Wildeybeast]

I'm also concerned that our young people aren't taking appropriate precautions against sexually transmitted demons.

[Houghten]

Ok how about get them to pass a simple test of where to put apostrophes?

Simple multiple choice answer.

Which is correct:

A) I was a member of the universties society
B) I was a member of the universtie's society
C) I was a member of the universties' society
D) I was a member of the universtys society
E) I was a member of the universty's society
F) I was a member of the universtys' society

Ooh, ooh, I know this one!

It's... *drum roll* none of them!

Plural or not, you've got one too few "I"s in "university."

[Mr Mystery]

Zing!

Also. America. At least try to keep your nutters to yourself?

[Wolfshade]

Maybe it should be least wrong...

[DarkLink]

Zing!

Also. America. At least try to keep your nutters to yourself?

Ask Australia how that works out.

[White Tiger88]

To be fair, the Pastor's daughter is quite hot!

Id give her an "exorcism" alright.....

[Mr Mystery]

Hurr!

Me first though! :p

[White Tiger88]

Hurr!

Me first though! :p

PFt you never get to go first now due to what you did last time! :rolleyes:

[Mr Mystery]

Oh yeah.....that.

Still, I saw her first, and bagsied and everything! :p

She is very attractive though. Just a shame about the religious mentals.

[Psychosplodge]

Oh yeah.....that.



You both know we don't mention that anymore...

[Wildeybeast]

So apparently the hottie's dad/indoctrinator says they ask for a voluntary donation of a couple of hundred dollars/pounds (obviously working off the GW currency conversion scale) for an exorcism. There is nothing wrong with it because we are mistaken that spirituality comes for free.

"People will pay thousands of dollars to go to drug rehab or to pay psychiatrists but there's this idea that spirituality needs to be for free.
The average megachurch pastor in America, it's not uncommon for them to make up to $1m a year. Well I can assure you we are nowhere near that."

Whilst I'm glad he is merely making thousands of dollars rather than millions in the name of the Lord, someone should probably point out that this argument won't wash over here as we get those services for free. Oh, and he also gets people to take a mental health questionnaire before an exorcism to make sure they really are possessed and not just crazy, so that's fine then.

I've started work on the Wickerman, does anyone want to help?

[Phototoxin]

They are a bit young and some are of the wrong gender to be proper Vatican Approved Exorcists. They don't have degrees in Theology with advanced studies of Demonology. If we're all possessed then there's a danger that they're going to screw themselves.

I suggest that if we see them we projectile vomit on them and tell them that their mothers suck 'male chickens' in hell.

In all seriousness the level of idiocy worries me, mangled latin does not an occult ritual make!

[Wildeybeast]

They seem to be evangelical, cash hungry nutjobs rather than the robe wearing, child hungry nutjobs, so I suspect it's light on the Latin and heavy on the 'power of Christ compels you'. Either way, it isn't a proper occult ritual unless it involves fire and nudity. Beer is handy but not mandatory.

[Mr Mystery]

I'd honestly be willing to give it a bash. Just to see what happens when someone completely sane, and highly sceptical is 'exorcised'.....

[Wildeybeast]

You get inappropriately aroused at the nubile young women 'laying hands' on you?

[Mr Mystery]

What that? Oh that's just ectoplasm, love. Pay it no mind!

[Wildeybeast]

I'm pretty sure that stuff coming out of you when hands are laid on is a mandatory part of the exorcism. Otherwise she just isn't doing it right.

[Wildeybeast]

Watch this clip (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595) of the girls in action. I love how the demon needs a translator.

[Psychosplodge]

I've started work on the Wickerman, does anyone want to help?


Either way, it isn't a proper occult ritual unless it involves fire and nudity. Beer is handy but not mandatory.


I'd honestly be willing to give it a bash. Just to see what happens when someone completely sane, and highly sceptical is 'exorcised'.....


What that? Oh that's just ectoplasm, love. Pay it no mind!


I'm pretty sure that stuff coming out of you when hands are laid on is a mandatory part of the exorcism. Otherwise she just isn't doing it right.


It's happening again...

[Wolfshade]

Purge it

[Houghten]

In flame?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcMjjiWTLk

[daboarder]

Is there any other way?

[DarkLink]

All they need is a missing mother and this is just like a genderswapped version of Supernatural.

[Wildeybeast]

Their father has probably violated any number of child protection laws too.