A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hey guys, this is the new off-topic thread.

[Mr Mystery]

This is not the greatest thread in the world. No. THIS IS A TRIBUTE!

Can't replace, the greatest thread in the world. This is a tribute!

[Gotthammer]

Off Topic II: The offtopicening

Off Topic II: Derail Harder

Off Topic II: The Horsemen Strike Back

Off Topic II: Electric Boogaloo

and so on in that vein...

[Kirsten]

bit premature starting this thread

[Gotthammer]

bit premature starting this thread

There's a joke about TDA here somewhere... ;)

[Deadlift]

There's a joke about TDA here somewhere... ;)

I met a girl in the pub. We chatted and got drunk and I ended up at hers.

"Listen," I said, "I'm not very experienced and, when I'm with a girl for the first time, I do suffer from a bit of premature ***********."

"Well, we can take it slow, babe," she winked. "How premature?"

"Remember earlier in the pub, when you asked me about sex?"

"Yeah?"

"Then."

[Kirsten]

There's a joke about TDA here somewhere... ;)

pretty much

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

pretty much

Ouch guys, my feelings.

I'll have you know, I only come 3 seconds after looking at Hayley Williams...

[Wolfshade]

Now I understand:

THIS THREAD WILL BE CLOSED ON JUNE 1ST DUE TO SIZE/TECHNICAL CONCERNS

Feel free to start another off-topic thread :)

[Deadlift]

Size concerns ? Lol just how smutty can we get down here ?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I have no regrets.

[Gotthammer]

And we all just learnt a little more about TDA and DL than we ever needed to know - it can only go downhill from here :p

[Deadlift]

Well I have ordered some pills for my premature(ness), unfortunately they haven't come yet ;)

However I did try some Viagra, but I thought you have to suck on them and all I ended up with was a stiff neck.

Sorry :o I'm drinking

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I am in no way premature. xD

[Deadlift]

I think I may have just seen the best advert in the world.......ever

GIFF GAFF Zombie advert, I would ad a link but I can't find one. Anybody else seen it yet ?

[Wolfshade]

Well I have ordered some pills for my premature(ness), unfortunately they haven't come yet ;)

However I did try some Viagra, but I thought you have to suck on them and all I ended up with was a stiff neck.

Sorry :o I'm drinking


And we all just learnt a little more about TDA and DL than we ever needed to know - it can only go downhill from here :p

It won't affect DLP from what I hear he is a hardened forum user...

Puns are fantastics

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I think I may have just seen the best advert in the world.......ever

GIFF GAFF Zombie advert, I would ad a link but I can't find one. Anybody else seen it yet ?

No. O_O

[Deadlift]

It won't affect DLP from what I hear he is a hardened forum user...

Puns are fantastics

Yep I'm a hard arse, What Viagra's not a suppository ?

[Wolfshade]

The word reads analgesic...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*shudder*

STAHP.

[DrLove42]

Starting as we mean to go on....good to see :P

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yus!

[Wolfshade]

And as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, [Wolfie] was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him.
Today's (slightly amended) Douglas Adams quote.

[Wolfshade]

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22639505

Maybe of some interest, while it is certainly faces of the dead, perhaps not quite what one would expect.

[Psychosplodge]

But the other ones not dead yet.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

But the other ones not dead yet.


It's gone dude, let it go.

[DrLove42]

We should have a memorial service. And an obituary

[Psychosplodge]

But we've got two days to get ti to a nice round 12k closing post count!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Of all the threads that I have encountered on my travels, that one was the most.... human.

[Psychosplodge]

That font...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b419b56347a595d9312351d173b2af10/tumblr_mmrrbhReyf1qzxx86o8_400.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Quoi.

[Minibem]

Woo Hoo! New Thread

TDA like the pic change :)

[Psychosplodge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ao7GS7uUDsw

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yeah man! :p

[Mr Mystery]

Little Goblins
On a hillside
Little Goblins
Intent on hackyslashy
Little Goblins
On a hillside
And they all looked just the same.

There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.

Was there a blue one? NO!!!!!!

Was there a red one? NO!!!!!!

Was there a yellow one? NO!!!!

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[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What. The. Feck.

[Minibem]

Little Goblins
On a hillside
Little Goblins
Intent on hackyslashy
Little Goblins
On a hillside
And they all looked just the same.

There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same. There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.

Was there a blue one? NO!!!!!!

Was there a red one? NO!!!!!!

Was there a yellow one? NO!!!!

There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.There was a green one, and a green one, and a green one, and a green one, all intent on hackyslashy, and they all looked just the same.

Mystry...... How much sugar have you had this morning.... ?

[Psychosplodge]

It's a lack of caffeine, he's rambling.

[Mr Mystery]

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[Wolfshade]

To report the above post as spam or not....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Is contemplating the same thing.

[Psychosplodge]

No it's just stuck. Just give it a thwack

[Mr Mystery]

What? I'm singing about Goblins. They are numerous. And green. And intent on hackslashy.

[Wolfshade]

"A frightful hobgoblin is stalking throughout Europe". - Karl Marx (Communist Manifesto)

[Psychosplodge]

Why can't I find a youtube cover of this song? Internet, you have failed me.

[Mr Mystery]

Look up Vollsanger. He did the original 'Green One' song. And runs the Inn at my LARP events.

And is far and away one of the hardest characters you might ever meet!

And a thoroughly nice bloke!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ2iFZ9F77c

[Psychosplodge]

TDA your avatar looks like an anime character and I just can't think which one...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Still doesn't solve my dilemma.

[Mr Mystery]

She's not green. She's safe.

[Kirsten]

see the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet?

[Wolfshade]

see the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet?

http://static.environmentalgraffiti.com/sites/default/files/images/3768367835_0d7d0f60fe.jpg

Goblin!

[Kirsten]

that is a goblin shark, slightly different. and they have only been seen 50 times, so probably not singing about seeing goblin sharks...

[Mr Mystery]

see the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet?

YES!

And Gobbo Shark is no Gobbo. It's not even green. Loser.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

......

[Wolfshade]

Goblin?
http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/wychwood-king-goblin.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

STFU and sing about Goblins already!

[Mr Mystery]

Goblin?
http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/wychwood-king-goblin.jpg

Yespleasethankyouyesplease.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You don't have to believe me
But the way I, way I see it
Next time you point a finger
I might have to bend it back
And break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger
I'll point you to the mirror

[Minibem]

Yespleasethankyouyesplease.

I'll have one as well!

I think that the people in today would have one as well as they had champs and smoked salmon for breakie! Although only the Execs had that.....

hmm to snuffly a bt of champers under my desk or not.... Decisions, decisons

[Mr Mystery]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And my last day with my current team, as I'm off to do that clevery stuff thing I still don't know a great deal about as the emails haven't yet gone out!

And to those considering becoming my colleagues? Seems the thing that I'm going on has ruffled a few feathers, and there's going to be a bit of an exodus of those who didn't get through on their first attempt. All the more jobs going!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It's everyone's birthdays tomorrow Mystery, seriously, there are about 5 people local to me with your birthday.

[Psychosplodge]

Could you do a three day week on flexitime? Then it might be worth it :D commute down early tuesday, two nights in a travelodge and then back up thursday :D

[DrLove42]

Ahhhhh! I'm going to have to work Saturday to get my work done on time, meaning no time for reading shiny eldaryness!

****ing hate work some times...

[Wolfshade]

I'm finishing today at 13:45 and not coming back ever*


*Monday afternoon

[Mr Mystery]

It's everyone's birthdays tomorrow Mystery, seriously, there are about 5 people local to me with your birthday.

An auspicious day indeed! And not bad timing present wise....just about in the middle of the year, so never that long until moar! Compare to my Bro...17 November....that's a long time with no new toys!

[Psychosplodge]

I'm finishing today at 13:45 and not coming back ever*


*Monday afternoon

Here or work O_O

[Wolfshade]

You'll just have to wait and see, though they both seem to have a fairly high level of coincidence...

[Psychosplodge]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae02a16f812a8384e438eb9c0e3cab4c/tumblr_mnm11rriG81s8hkvlo1_500.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I don't....

[Psychosplodge]

ffs why do tumblr keep ****ing around with the interface?

[Kirsten]

trying to find a system that is hoof proof?

[Psychosplodge]

They'd lose about a third of their content...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c511413bece97fad76e54aa9f94a0c72/tumblr_mnm9sgeNXz1rzz6ozo1_500.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I am content.

[Psychosplodge]

This is important

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e77889bc446012445772828fd8daa6ac/tumblr_mnctfyVAoX1sojc0po1_500.gif

[Fizzybubela]

Yes it is. :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You don't have to believe me, but the way I see it
Next time you point the finger, I might have to bend it back
And break it, break it off

One of you PC dudes may have to help me soon.

[Psychosplodge]

Are you joining the #gloriouspcgamingmasterrace?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

According to my Twitter post, I may well be.

[Psychosplodge]

cool.

I'm sure everyone will happily share their opinion on components. I'd advise buying a copy of windows 7 home premium 64-bit now while they're still available.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I just want a PC that makes TES:O look amazeballs.

Actually I want it to do everything. xD

[Psychosplodge]

Tes?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The Elder Scrolls.

[Psychosplodge]

oh right I should have realised.
set a budget and I'm sure everyone will suggest a selection of components.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

500-700 quid.

[Mr Mystery]

Make sure it's a green one.

[Psychosplodge]

have you already got a keyboard mouse and monitor?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

No

[Mr Mystery]

I'd have thought you'd card more for our environment!

[Psychosplodge]

Case +psu (http://www.ebuyer.com/395160-coolermaster-elite120-500w-elite120a-elite500)
CPU (http://www.ebuyer.com/349029-intel-core-i5-3570k-3-4ghz-socket-1155-6mb-cache-retail-boxed-processor-bx80637i53570k)
Motherboard (http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=MB-523-AS&groupid=701&catid=5&subcat=2071)
Ram (http://www.ebuyer.com/389659-crucial-16gb-ddr3-1600mhz-ballistix-tactical-memory-blt2cp8g3d1608dt1tx0)
HDD (http://www.ebuyer.com/412335-toshiba-2tb-internal-hard-drive-dt01aca200)
GPU (http://www.ebuyer.com/455280-asus-gtx660-ti-2gb-gddr5-6008mhz-dvi-hdmi-displayport-pci-e-graphics-card-gtx660-ti-dc2o-2gd5)
OS (http://www.ebuyer.com/259863-microsoft-windows-7-home-premium-w-sp1-licence-and-media-1-gfc-02050)
Blu-ray drive (http://www.ebuyer.com/339402-liteon-ihos104-sata-blu-ray-optical-drive-oem-ihos104-06)

Hmm that's over budget. To keep the same small case you could get the ITX MSI motherboard from the same site.
I suppose you could probably get a slower processor for about £100 but might impact the games.
plus you'd still need a monitor. hmm
I need to do this properly not at work.

[DrLove42]

Alternativly 5-600 would buy a PS4 and a XOne based on current industry estimates on price.

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah but that ^ is probably higher spec.

[DrLove42]

And when a game comes out in 7 years, it'll play just fine on my XONE, but the PC will probably need another few hundred spending on it

[Kirsten]

yes, but then the PC will still play current games, and old games, and all manner of future games, whereas the Nextbox wont :p

[DrLove42]

Well thats debatable. If i were to get a copy of Empire Earth or Settlers III out of my attic and put them in my nice shiny new laptop i don't think they'd work....

[eldargal]

And when a game comes out in 7 years, it'll play just fine on my XONE, but the PC will probably need another few hundred spending on it
I doubt it, thanks to console requirements retarding games development the upgrade cycle for PCs is considerably slower than it was. I've not upgraded my PC in four years and I can play the latest games on maximum graphics settings without a problem.


Well thats debatable. If i were to get a copy of Empire Earth or Settlers III out of my attic and put them in my nice shiny new laptop i don't think they'd work....
You may have to google to find a way to get them to work, it isn't hard. I'm not exactly a computer expert and I can get all manner of old games to work on my PC.

[DrLove42]

I think thats dependant. Theres certain games i miss from my kiddy days, and can't play as there weren't any drivers written for it for Windows 7, let alone 8.

And a lot of pathces involves going digging through the coding, and i really don't like doing that

[eldargal]

Check out Good Old Game, they may have the games you want updated for modern systems.

[Kirsten]

I think thats dependant. Theres certain games i miss from my kiddy days, and can't play as there weren't any drivers written for it for Windows 7, let alone 8.

And a lot of pathces involves going digging through the coding, and i really don't like doing that

that is fair enough, but the fact is you could do it if you wanted to.
I have a whole load of old games on my windows 8 PC, going back as far as 2001, none of them needed any tweaking or messing around with coding to install, they all went straight on

[Psychosplodge]

Yep GOG have everything optimised for the modern system. Can quite happily sit and play syndicate or colonisation :D
Which I suppose is the equivalent of using windows95 to play solitaire...

[DrLove42]

If I get bored I might have a looksie.

As it stands i'm playing tons of Terraria on my Xbox (previously put 40 hours into the PC version before it went belly up) and Age of Empires 2 on PC.

I like having both platforms to choose from, but i will always favour a console

[Mr Mystery]

Am also suited to consoles.

I don't game all that much, and frankly, I want instant gratification damn your eyes!

I know I can pick up any game with the PS3 logo, bung it in and break some skulls. I don't have the patience for mods and that :).

Plus, I don't game anywhere near enough to justify the expense of a decent desktop.

[Kirsten]

one hundred people have complained to Ofcom about Jennifer Lopez's outfit for Britain's Got Talent. I think one hundred people have too much free time on their hands...

[DrLove42]

Of those hundred people, how many complained cos they saw it, and how many complained cos they heard they should be outraged by something and should complain?

Its like the incidient with Wossy, Brand and Manuel on the radio way back. They got a lot of complaints, but its estimated that less than 5% of people who complained actually listened, the rest complained cos they were told they should be outraged by it



Also - of course they've got too much time. They're watching BGT in the first place

[Mr Mystery]

one hundred people have complained to Ofcom about Jennifer Lopez's outfit for Britain's Got Talent. I think one hundred people have too much free time on their hands...

I feel like complaining every time I see that pointless bint on my telly. Can't bloody stand her.

[Kirsten]

well the Ross and Brand incident was slightly different in my opinion, I didn't hear the broadcast, but I did hear about it on the news and found it quite offensive. though I didn't actually complain.

the only reason people are offended by clothing is because we have such a strict recent history of prudishness, like the old thing about keeping table legs covered. if public nudity was considered a normal, natural thing, nobody would care if J-Lo went on stage in thigh high boots. people are being told they should be proud of their bodies, but you know, don't actually let anybody see them...

[Psychosplodge]

well the Ross and Brand incident was slightly different in my opinion, I didn't hear the broadcast, but I did hear about it on the news and found it quite offensive. though I didn't actually complain.



This.

And Doc's right, far too much time on their hands. Haven't they cancelled BGT yet?

[eldargal]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/05/jennifer_lopez_britains_got_talent.jpg
Hardly offensive.

[Kirsten]

I don't know, white jacket and black trousers? what were they thinking?

[Psychosplodge]

WTF is that on her shoulders?

You can hardly call it particularly revealing considering the average bikini consists of a fraction of the material...

[Mr Mystery]

And in other news, BGT researcher admits to calling Ofcom 100 times.....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Case +psu (http://www.ebuyer.com/395160-coolermaster-elite120-500w-elite120a-elite500)
CPU (http://www.ebuyer.com/349029-intel-core-i5-3570k-3-4ghz-socket-1155-6mb-cache-retail-boxed-processor-bx80637i53570k)
Motherboard (http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=MB-523-AS&groupid=701&catid=5&subcat=2071)
Ram (http://www.ebuyer.com/389659-crucial-16gb-ddr3-1600mhz-ballistix-tactical-memory-blt2cp8g3d1608dt1tx0)
HDD (http://www.ebuyer.com/412335-toshiba-2tb-internal-hard-drive-dt01aca200)
GPU (http://www.ebuyer.com/455280-asus-gtx660-ti-2gb-gddr5-6008mhz-dvi-hdmi-displayport-pci-e-graphics-card-gtx660-ti-dc2o-2gd5)
OS (http://www.ebuyer.com/259863-microsoft-windows-7-home-premium-w-sp1-licence-and-media-1-gfc-02050)
Blu-ray drive (http://www.ebuyer.com/339402-liteon-ihos104-sata-blu-ray-optical-drive-oem-ihos104-06)

Hmm that's over budget. To keep the same small case you could get the ITX MSI motherboard from the same site.
I suppose you could probably get a slower processor for about £100 but might impact the games.
plus you'd still need a monitor. hmm
I need to do this properly not at work.

I'll look at it when I get home. I have a lot of cr@p to sell that is worth a fair amount, I can increase the budget if I want to.

Psycho, any developments please pm me. :)

[Wildeybeast]

Yes, I'll get into this thread early, before it gets so large I can't be bothered to catch up (again).


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/05/jennifer_lopez_britains_got_talent.jpg
Hardly offensive.

Perhaps offensive isn't right word, but is it entirely 'appropriate' for Saturday tea time family viewing?

[eldargal]

Meh, you see worse on the beach. 'Oh noes, a womans thighs!'.:p

[Kyban]

Didn't Beyonce wear something similar for the superbowl? It seems like that's fairly normal now, why the outrage this time?

[Wildeybeast]

That you do, but there is a time and a place for all things. You would expect it at the beach, but you'd be a bit put out if she ran up and started gyrating her crotch in your face whilst having your picnic. Or at least you would be if you were there with the family and young kids. Personally, I'd consider it a rather intriguing development to the evening and sit back to see where it was going to go next.

[Psychosplodge]

That you do, but there is a time and a place for all things. You would expect it at the beach, but you'd be a bit put out if she ran up and started gyrating her crotch in your face whilst having your picnic. Or at least you would be if you were there with the family and young kids. Personally, I'd consider it a rather intriguing development to the evening and sit back to see where it was going to go next.

oh I wouldn't, she looks nightclub floor sticky...

[Wildeybeast]

Another reason why some see this as inappropriate. If she were on the beach, she would be tanning lotion sticky or better yet, dripping wet out of the sea Ursula Andress style, so it would be fine.

[DrLove42]

Also remember - J Lo is famous for having a particular bum.

She had to wear something to show it off

[Bitrider]

Happiness is like a cow in the field, if you look at it too hard it goes away.

[Kirsten]

That you do, but there is a time and a place for all things. You would expect it at the beach, but you'd be a bit put out if she ran up and started gyrating her crotch in your face whilst having your picnic.

speak for yourself.

it is a Saturday evening show, but then it is also a variety show, and british variety has a long and storied history of scantily clad dancing girls

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Why is this J Lo thing even a thing? It's f*cking pathetic to be honest, there are worse things happening in the world, there are worse things happening on tv, why has someone's dress sense got to be pulled up?

[eldargal]

Why is this J Lo thing even a thing? It's f*cking pathetic to be honest, there are worse things happening in the world, there are worse things happening on tv, why has someone's dress sense got to be pulled up?
Because people love judging women based on what they wear.

[scadugenga]

One could counter that with saying women particularly care and discuss what other women wear.

Men generally don't give a flip. It's a rare thing to see a guy discuss another guy's wardrobe.

However, women do this all the time. My god, all. the. fricking. time. Particularly at my office.

[scadugenga]

Double posting--but eff it:

I hate, loathe, and detest having to write a bio about myself. It seems somehow overly narcissistic, and referring to yourself in the third person is ridiculous.

Bah.

[eldargal]

One could counter that with saying women particularly care and discuss what other women wear.

Men generally don't give a flip. It's a rare thing to see a guy discuss another guy's wardrobe.

However, women do this all the time. My god, all. the. fricking. time. Particularly at my office.
Men do it to women though, all the time. Trust me. Not necessarily focusing on the clothes but overall appearance. But yes as I've said before women are often our own worst enemies, we trained to be ridiculously competitive with other women from quite a young age.


Double posting--but eff it:

I hate, loathe, and detest having to write a bio about myself. It seems somehow overly narcissistic, and referring to yourself in the third person is ridiculous.

Bah.

Eldargal has no such trouble, quite the contrary. She enjoys it but then she is quite full of herself.:p

[Chris*ta]

Eldargal has no such trouble, quite the contrary. She enjoys it but then she is quite full of herself.:p

I see what you did there ;)


http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp300/Sniperjolly/Pony/132077417308.png
Insert your own joke about similarities to Psychosplodge ;)

Only going to say it once: Last. Post. EVER!!!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

True story.

In other news:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5900b378c1a551bcbd3442986e119d31/tumblr_mnf95oIBVv1qkeukho1_r1_500.png

Those legs.

[eldargal]

Why did she fall over? I fall over if I stand up too rapidly sometimes.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

She lies on stage because she's lazy.
Jokes.

[Kirsten]

not bad, but seeing Florence of Florence and the Machine leaping about barefoot, on a stage an inch deep in rain whilst singing her heart out is a much better sight.

on the subject of outfits, Rachel Riley on countdown was wearing a white dress and a black thong underneath, very nice indeed.

[DrLove42]

http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/bnp-edl-hate-fascist-badgers-473597.html

Most British counter protest ever....

[Chris*ta]

http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/bnp-edl-hate-fascist-badgers-473597.html

Most British counter protest ever....

I dunno. You could've done something to someone's tea. Yeah, I know that the Boston Tea Party was American, but it's still a very British protest.

I saw a photo of some right-wing group protesting here in Sydney, (Australia) all ten of them, protesting against Sharia law in Australia (because it's important to start protesting against something before it's even been considered to actually possibly maybe happen at some point in the far future).

One of the protesters had the English flag (as in the St George cross, not the Union Jack). Charming.

[Chris*ta]

I found the photo:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/375071_10151964855159199_1590246797_n.jpg
Gotta admire any group that gets 400 people confirming attending a protest on facebook, and then only ten of them turn up ...

[Kirsten]

yeah, it is a bit like the daily mail over here who ran a headline 'one in four muslims want sharia law in Britain!' ignoring the fact that that means fully three quarters of them do not...

[Chris*ta]

yeah, it is a bit like the daily mail over here who ran a headline 'one in four muslims want sharia law in Britain!' ignoring the fact that that means fully three quarters of them do not...

That figure seems doubtful. The fact is Sharia law is not going to happen in Australia any time soon. Unless we get invaded by Indonesia ;)

I'm still thinking about that guy with the St. George Cross. He seems to have misunderstood the idea of 'England for the English' on a couple of levels ...

[Mr Mystery]

yeah, it is a bit like the daily mail over here who ran a headline 'one in four muslims want sharia law in Britain!' ignoring the fact that that means fully three quarters of them do not...

That paper really presses my buttons. Such utter sensationalist drivel, always looking for a fire to pour petrol on.

[Chris*ta]

At least you guys have some diversity in your print media. In Australia, 88% of print media belongs to two companies :mad:

http://theconversation.com/australias-lamentable-media-diversity-needs-a-regulatory-fix-12942

[eldargal]

New incarnation of The Doctor incoming:

Matt Smith Set to Leave Doctor Who (http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/matt-smith-set-leave-doctor-215457874.html)

I thought he was a great Doctor, I don't think his talents were fully exploited by the scripts to put it mildly.

[Mr Mystery]

Sucky news is sucky!

Still, here's hoping it is John Hurt!

[eldargal]

I always liked the rumour about Stephen Fry being a Doctor, but that was before Tennant left.

[Kirsten]

I have thoroughly enjoyed him and his episodes

Bruce Campbell should be the next Doctor.

[Psychosplodge]

I see what you did there ;)



Only going to say it once: Last. Post. EVER!!!

Thanks for filling in when I couldn't be there :D


True story.

In other news:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5900b378c1a551bcbd3442986e119d31/tumblr_mnf95oIBVv1qkeukho1_r1_500.png

Those legs.

Is that a skirt?
Which way is the Audience? :D



on the subject of outfits, Rachel Riley on countdown was wearing a white dress and a black thong underneath, very nice indeed.

And nobody mentioned it to her?



Also Hellsing 5-8 is awesome, but the *******s have left it on a cliffhanger and now we have to wait for them to be arsed to finish.

[Wolfshade]

Crazy weekend. Ended up with a new laptop and tablet. Drove 600 miles eat bacon each day. Awesome

[Psychosplodge]

gaming laptop?

That's a long way to drive to eat bacon...

[Wolfshade]

No :(

But ho hum. Going to turn my old one into a linux box, maybe a chromebook or some such

[Psychosplodge]

cool.

I bought a Jaina Solo figure for my very empty looking cabinet. It's cool but the box will only fit on the top shelf...

[Kirsten]

Thanks for filling in when I couldn't be there :D



Is that a skirt?

And nobody mentioned it to her?

Also Hellsing 5-8 is awesome, but the *******s have left it on a cliffhanger and now we have to wait for them to be arsed to finish.

look like shorts to me

you could only tell momentarily, just a split second view at one point in the episode. not that I was staring at her arse or anything. was the 8 out of 10 cats version too, not the every day version.

my copy of 5-8 should arrive tomorrow, as I understand it 9 and 10 are already done and out fairly soon

[eldargal]

I have thoroughly enjoyed him and his episodes

Bruce Campbell should be the next Doctor.
I didn't like some of the River Song arc in his second series (I think). Some of the episodes were brilliant some were irritatingly convoluted. I like this series more, even though a couple of the episodes felt a little rushed. Like the Cybermen theme park.

[Psychosplodge]

my copy of 5-8 should arrive tomorrow, as I understand it 9 and 10 are already done and out fairly soon

I was told they're still waiting dubbing. The Subbed version should be available soon, but it's not the same.

Also, have a kitten.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/809c9c5fad11e21994d6a2a44ce0537c/tumblr_mnjbt1E41w1r3gb3zo2_400.gif

[Kirsten]

the ebay seller I bought 5-8 from had 9 and 10 for pre order, coming out end of July I think, they have been subbed for a while I am pretty sure

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Those are leather short shorts on top of some tights.. Yum yum yum.

Paraphrasing one of their's, "I'm into her".
I've been listening to a bunch of new cds from artists, and they're all great: Paramore, Queens of the Stone Age, Imagine Dragons, 30 Seconds to Mars, and a couple of others.

[Psychosplodge]

the ebay seller I bought 5-8 from had 9 and 10 for pre order, coming out end of July I think, they have been subbed for a while I am pretty sure

I hope you're right.

[Kirsten]

I am always right :p
the seller could be wrong though, but that is not my fault.

[Psychosplodge]

I am always right :p
the seller could be wrong though, but that is not my fault.

But what if you disagree with me?
We can't Both always be right...

[Kirsten]

that is because you are not always right. you are a man, you can't be :p
a-ha! sexism.

[Wolfshade]

I have returned to the usual haunt. Behold I have 2 ties of pie, suasage roll and scotch egg!

Also a strawberry for balance.

[Psychosplodge]

http://i.imgur.com/dAtcCfH.gif

[Kirsten]

I have returned to the usual haunt. Behold I have 2 ties of pie, suasage roll and scotch egg!

Also a strawberry for balance.

you have a tie made of pie? two of them?

[Wolfshade]

you have a tie made of pie? two of them?

Sorry Thai.

Ok types, pork pie and steak and kidney

[Chris*ta]

Sorry Thai.

Ok types, pork pie and steak and kidney

No, I'm still confused. You have some amount of Thai food, a pork pie, a steak and kidney pie, a sausage roll and a scotch egg? Am I right? Also, is there a point to this story? :P

I had Vietnamese -- crispy noodles with tofu and vegetables in that mysterious clear sauce they do. Sorry, I'm assuming the point of the thread is now to discuss what we're eating :p

[Kirsten]

I love the way charges are worded for potential criminals. A man has been found guilty of a driving offence, and then gone and assaulted the judge, he is being held on 'suspicion of contempt of court.' It seems like the most british thing ever. judge gets attacked in front of dozens of witnesses, man is suspected to be in contempt of court. I bet someone wagged a finger at the criminal and told him that was not the done thing.

[Wolfshade]

1. Tie was a mis-type of types.

2. There is no point to the thread, it is all off-topic...

Also, tofu is not food...

[Wolfshade]

I love the way charges are worded for potential criminals. A man has been found guilty of a driving offence, and then gone and assaulted the judge, he is being held on 'suspicion of contempt of court.' It seems like the most british thing ever. judge gets attacked in front of dozens of witnesses, man is suspected to be in contempt of court. I bet someone wagged a finger at the criminal and told him that was not the done thing.

Never underestimate the CPS and their ability to mess up straight forward procedures...

[Kirsten]

also Michael Douglas claims his throat cancer was caused by giving too much oral sex to ladies.

[Wolfshade]

Also for all the Fallout 3 fans.

Project Brazil (a rather impressive mod/sequel) is droped yesterday: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/mods/45138//?

[eldargal]

also Michael Douglas claims his throat cancer was caused by giving too much oral sex to ladies.
Seems plausible.

[Wolfshade]

also Michael Douglas claims his throat cancer was caused by giving too much oral sex to ladies.

*Ladies*

Now the worrying thing is that he might be right. Though I am not entirely sure. Either way it is nice to know that he is considerate of his partners.

[Chris*ta]

@ Wolfshade's earlier comment:

1) That makes more sense.

2) I thought the point was to post fanart MLP pictures.

Also, tofu is totally food, it just needs to have some kind of sauce for flavour. Also also, unlike meat it hasn't been connected with killing you. Just sayin'

[DrLove42]

also Michael Douglas claims his throat cancer was caused by giving too much oral sex to ladies.

I got the impression from the BBC article it was only from going down the lady if she had some STD

Which means i'm perfectly safe ;) :P

[Kirsten]

pretty much yes

[Wolfshade]

Not true.

Death by Tofu (http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/04/02/NYC-investigating-tofu-botulism-death/UPI-38081333414837/)

No splogy does not need encouragement.

Fortunaqtely most are blocked by my (overly) zealous work filter. Though it is not as bad as the filter on this forum which blocks certain place names and the noun meaning "A smothered or half-suppressed laugh.".

[Chris*ta]

I got the impression from the BBC article it was only from going down the lady if she had some STD

Which means i'm perfectly safe ;) :P

I was under the impression it was a bit like HPV (human papilloma virus, I think?) which is sexually communicable, increases a woman's likelihood of developing cervical cancer. But HPV itself has no symptoms, so, by definition, people are carrying it without knowing they're infected.

[Psychosplodge]

@ Wolfshade's earlier comment:


2) I thought the point was to post fanart MLP pictures.

Also, tofu is totally food, it just needs to have some kind of sauce for flavour. Also also, unlike meat it hasn't been connected with killing you. Just sayin'

That's just a fun pastime.

Everything has been connected with killing you, and lets face it something has to anyway...


I got the impression from the BBC article it was only from going down the lady if she had some STD

Which means i'm perfectly safe ;) :P

Its connected to HPV which don't they reckon something like 80% of the population carry in some form or other?

[Chris*ta]

Death by Tofu (http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/04/02/NYC-investigating-tofu-botulism-death/UPI-38081333414837/)

If you buy unrefrigerated food that should be refrigerated, that's not the fault of the food, it's the fault of your stupidity.

Also this place has a text filter? Why can I tell you to **** the ****s then?

EDIT: Hmm, they've introduced it since the last time I've tried telling someone to f**k the N**is.

[Wolfshade]

I find this restriction on my freedom of speech a violation of the 1st amendement.

People are stupid.
http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/qu513f9e74.png

[Psychosplodge]

People are stupid.
http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/qu513f9e74.png

That is brilliant.

[DrLove42]

If you buy unrefrigerated food that should be refrigerated, that's not the fault of the food, it's the fault of your stupidity.

Also this place has a text filter? Why can I tell you to **** the ****s then?

EDIT: Hmm, they've introduced it since the last time I've tried telling someone to f**k the N**is.

Nope...its always been there. Can't say F*g (as in cigarette). Or as* (the donkey). Can you say chink? Edit yes you can....i knew a forum that once filtered that. Hilarity ensued cos we discovered it saying " a ***** in your armour"

[Wolfshade]

Bumming a *** does not translate well to american ears. It is just being given a cigarette from someone.

[Psychosplodge]

Remember the wordgames (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?26635-Word-Games-I-don-t-even) thread?

[Wolfshade]

I remember all.

[Psychosplodge]

I remember all.

That must suck.

[Wolfshade]

That must suck.

Yes, especially as I am spending my afternoon producing a report that is a summary of a summary of a summary of a report. The first section is a summary.

[Psychosplodge]

oh dear...

[Minibem]

People are stupid as my land lord gave me notice today so have to find a new place to live but did hear about a start date for my new job so not too bad I suppose!

[Wolfshade]

People are stupid.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22730613

Almost a third of UK primary pupils think cheese is made from plants and a quarter think fish fingers come from chicken or pigs, suggests a survey.

[Minibem]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22730613

Almost a third of UK primary pupils think cheese is made from plants and a quarter think fish fingers come from chicken or pigs, suggests a survey.

I did see that and it made me feel better about myself

[Psychosplodge]

Next you'll be telling me potatoes don't grow on trees.

Also I'm thinking Doc and Mystery need avatars

I suggest
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2pUx2TBj7xXo2ss97EEeNTd1JZ2Xgs XDtmtdUpKmsqCBWMYw1bg
Doc


http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bf6fdf54c8e55a7bdd1d3b2ee8e93f9/tumblr_mnflu9itNT1rkfsxdo1_500.png
Mystery

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

And a green one?

[Gotthammer]

Man, why are the forums so slow today?



There are currently 3006 users online. 490 members and 2516 guests


Ah.

[Mr Mystery]

It is! It's a green one!

Today, first day in new role. Assertive personality shown off, high level of knowledge likewise.

And new colleagues yet to figure out I'm the only one sans degree!

[Psychosplodge]

It is indeed a green one, and yet you're still avatarless...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My flatmate should be crowned King of C*nts....

[Psychosplodge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9e492067dbecfcb34efcd617718cf1e/tumblr_mkngjswvxj1qimgito1_500.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hah

[Wolfshade]

Throat Cancer?

[Psychosplodge]

It's only a slight increase in risk, it's not worth stopping for.

[Minibem]

TDA I saw that Hayley has a new song out. I take it that she wrote it for you as the title is "Still into you" :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yeah man, she digs me a whole lot. :D

[Minibem]

But now I have Paramore songs going round in my head! Not a bad thing I suppose :)

[Minibem]

:) I have Paramore songs in my head now. Not a bad thing I suppose

P.S. how is the housemate from Hell? My landlord and join them on the sh&t list.....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hellish as usual....

Never a bad thing, my head is always full of music, makes me all bubbly.

[Wolfshade]

My head seems to be full of show tunes. Alpha Male.

[Minibem]

Ok so now I have a mega mix of Wicked, Les Mis and Paramore in my head!

It will be a good day!

Oh Wolfie, favourite show tune?

[Wolfshade]

Angry Inch

[Wolfshade]

Whetherspoons to open pub on M40... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22760874

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ok so now I have a mega mix of Wicked, Les Mis and Paramore in my head!

*hums away* I'm still into you...


Whetherspoons to open pub on M40... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22760874

F*ck Wetherspoons with a rake.

[Wolfshade]

F*ck Wetherspoons with a rake.

I am not sure that you can... I certainly wouldn't advise trying it.

I have no quabbles with them since the 2004 mango chutney fiasco...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I am employed by them.

[Wolfshade]

They give you money for services rendered unto them. This is a good thing, it enables you to buy plastic crack.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

They give you money for services rendered unto them. This is a good thing, it enables you to buy PC crack.

Ctfy.

[Wolfshade]

Ctfy.

What is this?

Computer Training for You?
Commuinities Together for Youth?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Corrected that for you.

[Wolfshade]

Oh I see. Sorry didn't see the correction.

So you have decided to join the PC master race?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Rejoin, but yes. Operation PC is a go.

Easier than Operation Tennessee, but costs the same amount of money...

[Wolfshade]

But would it be as much fun?!

[Chris*ta]

"About 19% of this age group did not realise that potatoes grew under ground, with 10% thinking they grew on bushes or trees."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22730613

Where exactly did the remaining 9% think they grow? Floating three feet above ground?

[Deadlift]

Just for Psycho

Just arrived mate, going in the cranes today but thought I would take a group photo for you ;)

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/ea6f9c91c9dd4aa9b6e5b311d9016b0e.jpg

[Kirsten]

I am not certain they can operate cranes...

[Wolfshade]

Where exactly did the remaining 9% think they grow? Floating three feet above ground?

There are Cheeseplants...

Ponys: squeee

[Psychosplodge]

Just for Psycho

Just arrived mate, going in the cranes today but thought I would take a group photo for you ;)

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/ea6f9c91c9dd4aa9b6e5b311d9016b0e.jpg

They are absolutely adawbs!


There are cheeseplants, but cheese doesn't grow on them :rolleyes:

[Deadlift]

Who's the interloper non pony then ?

[Psychosplodge]

Spike.
It's all explained here (http://darthtater1231.tumblr.com/post/37201243785/ask-blank-hooves-starshinedash-ecmajor) essentially the purple ones talking pet/assistant.

[Wolfshade]

He has been around for ever, even the old style

[Psychosplodge]

The search for ET (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22766511)...

[Deadlift]

Despite some misgivings, I'm going to have to investigate this show aren't I :)

[Psychosplodge]

Lol, That's fanart/recaptioned.
Well you've got an excuse, I mean children >_<, it starts slow, but once they realised they'd picked up a secondary fandom that's when you start to notice more stuff to things you've probably seen that the primary audience haven't :D

[Wolfshade]

In news: Man, 72, arrested under Operation Yewtree on suspicion of sexual offences

I think we are runing out of older celebrities...

[Psychosplodge]

It's not like most of them are still working anyway, so you probably won't notice...

[Mr Mystery]

It's Apocalypse Now Then Now Then!!!!

[Mr Mystery]

Was told my professional role is.... inquisitorial one....

Which lead to a happy day dream!

[Psychosplodge]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE BOLS INQUISITION!

sorry couldn't resist...

[Wolfshade]

I think the proper term is Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
Though when surprising people it might be a bit difficult , instead just say Ni

[Minibem]

I love the knights that say "Ni"

[Wolfshade]

Point and click policing strikes again

Here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22770064

(Instafines for middle lane hogs)

and

Here:http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/cyclesafety/article3779579.ece

(Instafines for ASL violators)


And for some more Apple vs. Samsung fun: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22777497

""We believe the ITC's final determination has confirmed Apple's history of free-riding on Samsung's technological innovations," a Samsung statement said.

The ITC ordered a halt on all imports and sales on AT&T-sold models of the iPhone 4, iPhone 3, iPhone 3GS as well as the iPad 3G and iPad 2 3G. Some of those devices are no longer on sale in the US."

[Psychosplodge]

The middle lane/tail gating one is too subjective for an on the spot fine, and far too open to abuse. As annoying as it is, if a traffic officer feels you're doing it wrong a chat should suffice, or a court visit if you're dangerous enough and they feel they have the evidence.
I notice they've also overlooked the fact they're increasing the speeding fine to £100 at the same time.

The traffic light boxes are irritating, there's one near us that they've painted in, but not moved the induction loop for the lights. So if you obey the box you will never move as the lights will never see you there and never change...

[DrLove42]

Urgh. Had a nice day off yesterday and now i'm back to work. And ill

[Psychosplodge]

Work does that...

[DrLove42]

Well I'm shaking, jsut had a wonderfully horrible poop and think i'm going to throw up...

[Psychosplodge]

You probably should be horizontal in bed...

[DrLove42]

Huh....not getting much work done anyway.

[Psychosplodge]

And what you do manage will be sub-par...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

But would it be as much fun?!

No. Operation Tennessee is the most fun.


Also, Doc, go home.

[Kirsten]

today is national hug your cat day apparently. make your own innuendo.

[eldargal]

Awkward, I don't want to hug my kitty much at the moment, I think it's on the verge of it's Final Death and smells strongly of urine.

No innuendo in the above, eww.

[Psychosplodge]

But what if you don't have a "cat" of your own to stroke? Is it acceptable to play with someone else's "cat"?

[Kirsten]

I think you would have to ask first

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Okay, brb, chasing pu$$y.

[eldargal]

Brb locking the door(s).

/wit

[Wolfshade]

today is national hug your cat day apparently. make your own innuendo.

No, touching cats is bad news.

[Psychosplodge]

But even when you catch it, you can't get enough of it...