A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[DrLove42]

Yeah, but i think FoV is more of an issue on PC than on a TV screen

Woo 1000 replies!

[Psychosplodge]

Oh do they not give you the option to increase it on consoles?

I think it's generally wider anyway on the PC.

Congratulations :p

[Kirsten]

Has your good lady wife tried turning the field of view up? it might help with the motion sickness.

or tried not playing on a boat?

[DrLove42]

From my understanding on TB's vid its a bigger issue on PC because of how close you sit to the screen. On a console the distance is greater so the effect is lessened. Console ability to change it is less frequent, but does exist on the bigger games, particularly those available on PC

[Psychosplodge]

Right I follow. It's been a while since I watched that.
It sounds a horrible thing to suffer from, especially as it would put a serious dint in gaming as a hobby.

[Wolfshade]

I had it playing Blood and Strife.

Though if I want big screen action, just hook the hdmi connector to the tv & pc and wooosh!

[Deadlift]

or tried not playing on a boat?

Talking of sex toys Kirsten. That comic you linked last night had me laughing. Very last page had an illustration of what I first thought was the author with a ps3 wand thing. I was quite confused as to why, then I clicked. No not a huge Sony wand thing at all :D

[Kirsten]

her page about her new comic? oh joy sex toy is a good read, always funny

[Mr Mystery]

And for my next trick.....assessment and view writing, training wheels off.

eep!

[eldargal]

Playing Saints Row III as recommended by Gotthammer, gosh it's fun. Thins I've learnt about myself:

I should never drive a car
I should never drive a motorcycle.
I should never drive a helicopter
Need someone to dangle from a helicopter with an RPG blowing stuff up and I'm your girl.
I should absolutely pilot VTOLs
I am just as dangerous naked as fully clothed.
I am extremely good at shooting men in the genitals (I already knew this)
I look great in leather jackets, leather shorts and fishnets.

[Psychosplodge]

I still haven't installed that. I did watch the OMFGCATA play through on youtube, and it looks hilarious.

[DrLove42]

Playing Saints Row III as recommended by Gotthammer, gosh it's fun. Thins I've learnt about myself:

I should never drive a car
I should never drive a motorcycle.
I should never drive a helicopter
Need someone to dangle from a helicopter with an RPG blowing stuff up and I'm your girl.
I should absolutely pilot VTOLs
I am just as dangerous naked as fully clothed.
I am extremely good at shooting men in the genitals (I already knew this)
I look great in leather jackets, leather shorts and fishnets.

None of these things suprise me :p

[Deadlift]

Now this is a religion I could get into ;)

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/1e3d1c06a1a08c26924e004627cc4515.jpg

[eldargal]

Ooh I forgot:

I drive better when driving into oncoming traffic.

[Wolfshade]

Isn't that the guy from Dawson's Creek?

[spaceman91]

No joke in our biology practice exam my friend put Jesus as every answer.

[Psychosplodge]

literally just Jesus, or answered the question in a manner that attributed everything to jesus?

[spaceman91]

literally just Jesus, or answered the question in a manner that attributed everything to jesus?

yep just Jesus. would like to point out he was made to resit the practice paper.

PS best answer was for the question : Who first came up with the idea of evolution? Jesus. had me in stitches the first time i read it.

[Psychosplodge]

lol re-sit a practice paper >_<

[DrLove42]

One hour to go....slow day

I've been running down 2 floors to try and find a guy every half hour for the last 6 hours. Still haven't found him

Bloody technicians.

[Mr Mystery]

I've run out of work....again......

Bah! GIVE ME MORE!

[eldargal]

I have a friend who when he doesn't know the answer on an exam he puts 'Sven Svenson'. Once the question was 'write a 500 word essay on the archaeologist who did x' and he wrote it about Sven Svenson. The lecturer was so impressed by his gall he gave him decent marks for it. Barstud.

[DrLove42]

Thats like the old story. The three i remember

- Chair in front of a philosophy exam. Quesiton is "Write about why this chair exists". Full marks to the guy who wrote "What Chair?"

- Write a short story featuring nystery, romance and religion. Full marks "Good God I'm pregnant, i wonder who did it?"

- 2000 word essay on what is courage - Full marks to the one who wrote "This is"

[Psychosplodge]

Did you consider leaving a note?

I heard about a philosophy student that apparently answered Is this a question?

With No, but this is an answer it was apparently a two hour exam...

[eldargal]

- Write a short story featuring nystery, romance and religion. Full marks "Good God I'm pregnant, i wonder who did it?"
A: Sven Svenson.

[Wolfshade]

Fire door open and time to sit under a tree listening to the humming of the M5 while drinking a cup of tea. Glorious.

Also:

Sven Svenson died in 2008... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/1583057/Sven-Svenson.html

[eldargal]

Ha! I'm sending him that link.

[Wolfshade]

Ha! I'm sending him that link.

You're welcome

[DrLove42]

This is just outright depressing really

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22952667

Realistically to buy a house these days you either need to win the lottery, come from someone rich or inherit a ton of money from someone else.

[Psychosplodge]

Bad Doc. I don't want to think about housing :(

[DrLove42]

It could be worse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22967853

If you join the army, and go to war your family can now sue the government cos its their fault!

Surely part of joining the army should include knowledge that it might be dangerous?

[eldargal]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7oq5k17pY1r3084q.jpg

[Wolfshade]

I have my own house! Brought it when 22. #winning
Obviously he needs a proper job ;)

[Psychosplodge]

Surely the government(s) acknowledged that duty of care by buying the newer vehicles they did as a result of incidents like that?

[DrLove42]

Surely part of the sign up to the army is the understanding that you might get shot at?

[Wolfshade]

How long before HSE stops people joing the armed forces as the risk of death is unacceptably high...

[Psychosplodge]

Surely part of the sign up to the army is the understanding that you might get shot at?

Indeed.
I wasn't disagreeing, I was pointing out they bought better vehicles after things like this happened?

The right to life is clearly incompatible with the job a soldier in a warzone? Surely the only way to guarantee it is to not be there?

[DrLove42]

How long before HSE stops people joing the armed forces as the risk of death is unacceptably high...

I did see an advert on TV the other day for army recruitment....the same day the news broke of 15,000 compulsary cuts and large scale redundancies in the army...

[Psychosplodge]

Well they're cutting the decent paid skilled people, and getting cheaper entry level replacements. Not considering the cost to actually train them...

At least that's what I've heard third hand

[Wolfshade]

Sounds like a private company...


Pun very much intended

[Mr Mystery]

Got more work.

Finished more work.

Coached colleague.

Bored again.

[DrLove42]

I won the lottery last night.

Awesome.



£7.90 on a £6 ticket....

[Psychosplodge]

Re-investing?

[DrLove42]

Probably. Although the ticket for friday (144 million in jackpot...) is already paid for

[Mr Mystery]

Big wah wah round mine tomorrow night for my fellow Rogue Trader players.

We found a derelict ship o'filth last week.... Archeotech all over it (Gellar Field, Nova Cannon, Plasma Batteries...).....and now we need to crew it.

Shaun is a Navy Captain. Can't Captain this one, as its officially a civilian vessel.
Martin is Mechanicum. So he can't captain it.
I'm a Rogue Trader. But have no military experience.

And we can't do it in the local system, because for reasons entirely his own, the local big boy wants us dead (we did nothing to deserve this! For once in our role play escapades, were the totally innocent party!).

Bugger!

[Psychosplodge]

There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt.

[Mr Mystery]

Oh don't worry.

We're going to kick his arse so hard, it'll tear a warp rift, sending out heinous act of revenge far back in time as to make its justification questionable.

[Psychosplodge]

so it's a destiny loop and you do deserve it then?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

keep it above the elbow, easier to hide if you need to/regret it at some point lol

Na, that's the Rise Against logo. :p

It'll be small, on the inside of my wrist, much like the members of Paramore. I didn't know that when I planned it, my mate just showed me.

[Mr Mystery]

so it's a destiny loop and you do deserve it then?

No, we're going to deserve it.....

Sweet new ship is sweet! Plasma batteries out range our Nova Cannon!

[Psychosplodge]

cool.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/9360_333314706799056_2059166608_n.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I just posted over 15 symbols on FB that I want as tattoos. Oh lordy.
There's probably more that I have forgotten.

[Psychosplodge]

I only see 13.
Looks expensive...

[Kirsten]

damn it, Japan outclassed Italy and Italy win on a terrible penalty decision. so annoying.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The 30STM ones count as 4. :p

[Psychosplodge]

That's pushing it :D

You ought to get them all to sponsor you to do it as you'll look like the sponsorship on a racing car if you have them all - plus it'll be cheaper that way...

[DrLove42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnY2NjSjrg

This is compulsary viewing

A legitimate film for cinema release featuring Lego, Morgan Freeman, Batman, the NBA All Stars and Will Ferrel.

SOld

[eldargal]

That was quite amusing.

[DrLove42]

It should be good!

[Mr Mystery]

Yes yes yes.

but most important question of today....

Rocky Road. To make it with Rich Tea, or Digestives?

It's a controversial issue, and only The Oublietter has the wherewithal to settle it!

[DrLove42]

Rich Tea

But mostly cos i'm not the biggest fan of digestives. Don't like the oaty crud that gets left behind

[Wolfshade]

Though I prefer the taste of digestives, rich tea make the best biscuit bases.

I had a sausage fest last night.
I had so much pork in my mouth.
I could barely move with the sausage overload.
There were sausages of all different shapes, colours and flavours.

[Psychosplodge]

Are the digestives chocolate digestives?

[Mr Mystery]

Though I prefer the taste of digestives, rich tea make the best biscuit bases.

I had a sausage fest last night.
I had so much pork in my mouth.
I could barely move with the sausage overload.
There were sausages of all different shapes, colours and flavours.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4695027394610966&pid=1.7&w=108&h=140&c=7&rs=1

[Mr Mystery]

Are the digestives chocolate digestives?

could be I guess. but would have to be dark chocolate.

Hmmm....HobNobs? They're dead tasty.

[Psychosplodge]

Hmmm....HobNobs? They're dead tasty.

:(
b*stard.

Unless they're chocolate use the rich tea.

[Mr Mystery]

Y U NO LIK HOBNOBS?

Are Pwnies allergic to them or something?

[Psychosplodge]

I love hob-nobs, but last time I ate half a pack it nearly killed me :(

[Mr Mystery]

Mutant Killer Hob Nobs????

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4922325606664083&pid=1.7&w=127&h=135&c=7&rs=1

[Psychosplodge]

Yep that was my reaction.

Also this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/50dfddcce0428f435d227f233a30acde/tumblr_mmuxv1P6iI1r3k73wo1_r1_500.gif

[Mr Mystery]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4555037221062907&pid=1.7&w=105&h=152&c=7&rs=1

(like you didn't see that one coming. Marginally less obvious than a Jimmy Carr 'observational comedy' joke)

[Wolfshade]

Did I mention about the chocolate chip hob nobs?

[Psychosplodge]

Chocolate chip hobnobs? *sad face*

[DrLove42]

And now i'm hungry

And its only quarter past 10! Groan!

[Wolfshade]

:( Well if it is any help there aren't any left.

[Psychosplodge]

That makes everything better :rolleyes:

[Wolfshade]

Yay!

I am annoyed, someone has stole my stapler. I am on the hunt for it. I shall unload the staple contents into the person's face...

[DrLove42]

Today is dragging like a mother f***er. ONly two hours done, 6 to go

[Psychosplodge]

Yay!

I am annoyed, someone has stole my stapler. I am on the hunt for it. I shall unload the staple contents into the person's face...

Seems quite restrained tbf.


Today is dragging like a mother f***er. ONly two hours done, 6 to go

Yep.

[Deadlift]

And now i'm hungry

And its only quarter past 10! Groan!

It's bacon o'clock here atm. The lovely summer day we had yesterday is a distant memory. It's a bit grim on the beach today.

[Wolfshade]

It's bacon o'clock here atm. The lovely summer day we had yesterday is a distant memory. It's a bit grim on the beach today.

It is always bacon o'clock, well aside from when it is steak time

[Kirsten]

absolutely epic and totally not safe for work


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg&feature=player_embedded

[Kirsten]

if you are talking biscuits, you have to ask the experts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk&list=FL4-Hc0DFgr3GIRWthqzfPYg&index=6

[Psychosplodge]

absolutely epic and totally not safe for work


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg&feature=player_embedded

Surely he could have afforded to actually shoot a laptop?

[Kirsten]

I am sure he did :p

[Kirsten]

Obama repeatedly called george osbourne jeffrey osbourne

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22983660

[Wolfshade]

That Osama will he ever learn?

[DrLove42]

Well Osbourne is an unlikeable bottom feeding, chin (and spine) less toad so not knowing or caring about his name seems fair, when you're as awesome as Obama

[Psychosplodge]

They're all useless politicians so what do you expect?

[Wolfshade]

They're all useless politicians so what do you expect?

http://www.websophist.com/Thatcher_MoreLady_MoreMan.jpg

[Kirsten]

lol

[eldargal]

absolutely epic and totally not safe for work


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg&feature=player_embedded
Ha, very amusing and I approve his taste in staff.

[Kirsten]

not a bad way to live :p

[eldargal]

Yep not bad at all.

[Kirsten]

need a housekeeper? ;)

[Mr Mystery]

I dunno...the one on the left needs a decent bra.

Spaniel's Ears I tell you.

Or if you prefer, Roofer's Nail Bags.

WHAT? This isn't the feminism thread you know!

[Wolfshade]

Sometimes I wish I could see these videos and pcitures at work, othertimes I am glad that that is not so.

[Deadlift]

Flap jacks.

[Mr Mystery]

Two hanging saucepans.

[Deadlift]

\ o /\ o /

[Mr Mystery]

Two Tesco's bags full of piss.....

[DrLove42]

Classy as ever guys.

The piece of kit i've been needing to get somehting for for 3 days? Finally go the stuff i need to use it. And now someone else is doing something else on it.

RAGE

Still nothing much to do with ma day. Only 3 and a half hours to go...

[Mr Mystery]

'Accidentally' kick them in the face?

[Deadlift]

Pair of deflated whoopee cushions.

[Wolfshade]

Flap jacks.

I thought you meant the foodstuff, I've just been given a boston donought and triple chocolate cookie


Classy as ever guys.

The piece of kit i've been needing to get somehting for for 3 days? Finally go the stuff i need to use it. And now someone else is doing something else on it.

RAGE

Still nothing much to do with ma day. Only 3 and a half hours to go...

What you need to do is get our resident man mountain to "have a quiet word" with them...

[Mr Mystery]

Golf Balls in a sock....

Wind socks....

[eldargal]

Hehe, man mountain sounds like a euphemism.

[Mr Mystery]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5054481751605811&pid=1.7&w=222&h=151&c=7&rs=1&url=http%3a%2f%2fstartthinkingright.wordpress.com% 2fcategory%2fillegal-immigration%2f

[DrLove42]

2pm. 2 and a half hours to go

[Psychosplodge]

You know, I have a colleague that sits and does that all day :D

[Wolfshade]

You know, I have a colleague that sits and does that all day :D

Surely at midday it is annoying. No not 2pm, it's midday!

[DrLove42]

Its not me usually. Just today....2 things i need to do and i can't do either of them

[Psychosplodge]

Surely at midday it is annoying. No not 2pm, it's midday!

Very.

[Mr Mystery]

And in a complete surprise to no-one, child abducting teacher found guilty of child abduction. On account he abducted a child and legged it to France with her.

Non-story of the day?

[DrLove42]

No i think this is

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22988215

A physic has succesfuly sued the Daily Mail for "damages" over printed claims she was a fraud.....

[Wolfshade]

She obviouslly used her physicness to foresee that she would need an alleged hidden earphone to recieve alleged information about her alleged victims of her alleged forgery. Allegedly.

[Psychosplodge]

What method did she use to prove her psychic powers in order to win this case? I'm sure scientists would be fascinated.

[Mr Mystery]

Just has to prove it wasn't an earpiece.....

Probably Rat Sempahore. Or something.

[Psychosplodge]

Well this was eye opening

http://media.tumblr.com/851f0dd5e81522a4a8e96ec9f7975b46/tumblr_inline_mo54lo51mz1qz4rgp.png

[DrLove42]

:O

And he was gonna tell that joke in front of his 12 year old son....

[eldargal]

You know in the nineteenth century prostitutes used to carry little knives called 'whores knives' (I know I never would have guessed either) specifically for stabbing men in the kidneys so they died a slow, agonising death for things like that. You'd think the Japanese would have had something similar with their long traditional of nice if overrated cutlery.

[Psychosplodge]

Indeed
You'd have thought it would have been an anti pregnancy method in those days...

[Wolfshade]

Reminds me that the scotch national dress is the only one that includes a concealed weapon (Sgian-dubh)

[Mr Mystery]

Nonsense.

Everyone's got a forehead!

[Mr Mystery]

And in late news....

Placing a final BFG order....

[Kirsten]

Robert Downey Junior is being paid fifty million dollars for Avengers 2. Just so you know Marvel, I will be Iron Man for half that.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I keep missing huge chunks of conversation. ¬¬

[Wildeybeast]

Robert Downey Junior is being paid fifty million dollars for Avengers 2. Just so you know Marvel, I will be Iron Man for half that.

You'd have to be Iron Woman and people would keep confusing you with Meryl Streep. It wouldn't work.


I keep missing huge chunks of conversation. ¬¬

Just do what I do and read the last page before posting something banal that has little relevance to the last few pages of discussion. It makes you feel part of the thread without having to put any actual effort into joining in.

[Kirsten]

You'd have to be Iron Woman and people would keep confusing you with Meryl Streep. It wouldn't work.

nonsense I would kick ***

[Deadlift]

Robert Downey Junior is being paid fifty million dollars for Avengers 2. Just so you know Marvel, I will be Iron Man for half that.

Worth every penny. Well cent.

[Deadlift]

Robert Downey Junior is being paid fifty million dollars for Avengers 2. Just so you know Marvel, I will be Iron Man for half that.

Nope, you women seem to be trying to take over everything down here at the moment. You can't be Iron man because the clue is in the name Iron MAN. :p

[Kirsten]

the clue is in the name Iron MAN. :p

exactly, Fe Male

[Wildeybeast]

nonsense I would kick ***

So do/did Streep and Thatcher. Just not has Iron Man.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My brain...

[Wildeybeast]

Don't let it worry you and embrace the madness. It's oddly liberating.

[spaceman91]

exactly, Fe Male
virtual high five for the awesome pun.

[Kirsten]

high five!

[spaceman91]

high five!

Now all i can hear is Borat saying that. Very nice.

[Kirsten]

is nice

[Wolfshade]

Kirsten is too friendly and wooly headed libral to be an iron woman

[Kirsten]

that is how I lull you into a false sense of security. just like the relaxing playboy tony stark and badass iron man.

[Wolfshade]

quite worryingly, one of the designers at work has the same accent as Stark (or Robert Downey Jr portraying him) but is 5'4"...

[eldargal]

that is how I lull you into a false sense of security. just like the relaxing playboy tony stark and badass iron man.
I think I'd make an excellent Valkyrie, hope she appears in the Marvel Cinematic Universe one day:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/5/57845/1315464-val.jpg
'cept I'd want a sword that was less 'stubby phallus' and more 'elegant tool of destruction'.

Hur hur.

[White Tiger88]

I think I'd make an excellent Valkyrie, hope she appears in the Marvel Cinematic Universe one day:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/5/57845/1315464-val.jpg
'cept I'd want a sword that was less 'stubby phallus' and more 'elegant tool of destruction'.

Hur hur.

Rapier's are reserved for those with class....so Marvel will never give one of there characters one.

[DarkLink]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3npF3e2oZQ" target="_blank">
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3npF3e2oZQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3npF3e2oZQ)

[Mr Mystery]

Rapier's are reserved for those with class....so Marvel will never give one of there characters one.

Pffrf. Rapiers are rubbish!

Gimme a Claymore any day!

[Wolfshade]

Yay Claymore.

Also that sword looks like it would have serious balance issues. May as well use a warhammer or axe if you want something so unbalanced.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Surprisingly not. I wanted to hold a Claymore after working on my Storm Wardens, so I did, it's actually pretty good.

[Kirsten]

I think I'd make an excellent Valkyrie, hope she appears in the Marvel Cinematic Universe one day:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/5/57845/1315464-val.jpg
'cept I'd want a sword that was less 'stubby phallus' and more 'elegant tool of destruction'.

Hur hur.

it does look very lego

[DrLove42]

Whelp i'm updating my CV, given the chance i may be unemployed by this time next week.


Fun times

[Wolfshade]

Boo :(

[Psychosplodge]

Again? Hoe come? It seems very unsecure your position.

[DrLove42]

I've got to pass my Viva next Wednesday, if i don't im out the door, no questions asked, no severance, no more pay etc etc.

So just gonna be ready in case Thursday is spent job hunting....

[Psychosplodge]

O_O

[DrLove42]

Well CV's all updated. Just keep shrinking the text down until it fits on two pages

[Mr Mystery]

Eep.

Sorry to hear that dude. I hate jobs with little to no security :(

[Mr Mystery]

And on a lighterer note.....

If British Politicians were Transformers...

1) It would be a bit cooler.
2) Nigel Farage would be Starscream.

[eldargal]

Harriet Harman would be Harcee. Hur. There is no Megatron. Or Optimus Prime.:(

[Mr Mystery]

Mandelson could fill in for all three inescticons....he keeps coming back!

[Mr Mystery]

Mandelson could fill in for all three inescticons....he keeps coming back!

But my Lord Megacameron.... It was a mistake... I didn't mean to put my energon in an energon haven.... (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23001529)

[eldargal]

Hehe Megacameron, you just made his year.:p

[energongoodie]

I feel I should wade in here what with transformers and all ...... but I've got nothing.

[Mr Mystery]

Hehe Megacameron, you just made his year.:p

He can breathe extra easy. His own personal Unicron, Thatcher, isn't around any more!

[DrLove42]

And in non-news story of the day....

Wedding prank makes national news....even though nothing untoward happened

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-22993904

[Mr Mystery]

I dunno. Cheered me up. Nice that it's not all doom and gloom and mindless 'celebrities'.

[DrLove42]

If anyones bored and wants to proof read my CV, PM me an email address and i'll share...

[Psychosplodge]

You spell checked it and used a sensible font?

[DrLove42]

Yup. The only words it doesn't like are names of people and equipment now

[Mr Mystery]

Just write....

I R GRATE!!! LOLZ!!!!

[Deadlift]

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/1ecfe9493589b82229bcb16bbbc9029c.jpg
Looking though my photo bucket and found this, worth a chuckle.

[eldargal]

Bwahaha! That's great. Actually had a similar issue at a LGS except even more preventable. Hint to gaming store owners: If you're going to have banners up for each army make sure you spell Vampire Counts properly.

[Psychosplodge]

brilliant.

[DrLove42]

LOL

Interesting legal thingy today.

That teacher who ran away with the kid. She can't be named due to legal reasons.


Except that 6 months ago her name was all over the news to help find her. So we can't name her, but it would take 10 seconds on the internet to find it...

[Wolfshade]

Why do so many people spend time and effort posting on thread about GW, in a GW forum about them hating it and it being so crap.

[Mr Mystery]

1st World Issues, and no other concerns in their life?

[Psychosplodge]

LOL

Interesting legal thingy today.

That teacher who ran away with the kid. She can't be named due to legal reasons.


Except that 6 months ago her name was all over the news to help find her. So we can't name her, but it would take 10 seconds on the internet to find it...

I can't imagine anything they got upto being worth having to down for five years, he'd have been better just sticking to doing his wife.


1st World Issues, and no other concerns in their life?

I hate this first world issues crap, if the rest of the world got their corruption and breeding under control there wouldn't be such a difference in standard of living.

[Wolfshade]

Well I'll go and play AT-48 with their superiour pre-painted miniatures....

Wait what do you mean no one plays it?


Wait what do you mean it went out of production?

It was so much better than 40k...

[Psychosplodge]

So you're all posting bbc links and missed this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22886728)?

[Wolfshade]

Oh we saw it, it just seemed unnoteworthy.

[Psychosplodge]

:p

But what amazing things!

[Wolfshade]

Eurgh, my body seems to be trying to convert all fluids to mucus, feeling so sexy right about now.

[Psychosplodge]

Mines merely trying to enter sleep mode.

[DrLove42]

Mines in adsorb tea mode

Ready to weekend....even though my weekend is going to suck balls

[Psychosplodge]

You're filming yaoi all weekend? O_o

[DrLove42]

LOL. It might be preferable....

[Psychosplodge]

Family gathering?

[DrLove42]

In laws gathering. Get to get up at 6 tomorrow moring, drive to Coventry, going to my wifes family reunion, see a bunch of people she doesn't like, then spend sunday driving to Luton to see her grnadad who i've never met and again she doesn't like. What a fun weekend its gonna be

[Wolfshade]

Haha sent to coventry..

[Psychosplodge]

Oh dear. Now there's real pain.

[Wolfshade]

Listening to You and Me Against the World by Apoptygma Berzerk, forgotten how much I enjoy this album :D

[eldargal]

Well that was weird, I just read a webcomic from 2004 that mentioned Apoptygma Berzerk.

[Wolfshade]

Well that was weird, I just read a webcomic from 2004 that mentioned Apoptygma Berzerk.

Freaky, or quantum entaglement

[eldargal]

Kind of odd given that the last and only time I had heard of them before was when I read that webcomic the first time back in 2005. I know nothing about them but prefer to think of them as Apoptartstigma Cranky.

[Wolfshade]

yes....

[DrLove42]

Proof "beauty" doesn't always come with brains


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7faQDV9asPE&feature=player_embedded

[Deadlift]

You know phrase "be seen and not heard" yeah makes sense with some of these lasses. Not all but most.

To be honest I didn't hear all they had to say, I was too busy looking at their Boobs. I'm joking of course.

[eldargal]

I can't even bring myself to watch it.

[energongoodie]

New Black Sabbath album.
Wasn't expecting much.
I'm on my 5th listen.

I chuffing love it! :D

[Deadlift]

Methademic and God is dead ? Are the stand out ones for me :). Ozzys vocals are still flipping great. I thought it would be a bit tamer than it is. Its proper hand banging stuff.

[Mr Mystery]

See, I wonder of prospective Miss World's or Miss Wherever act the thick.

Consider the calibre of people voting. Smart lass might put them off their stroke......

[energongoodie]

'Loner' and 'Zeitgeist' for me at the minute Deadlift.
I'm absolutely lovin it!

[Deadlift]

I'm sure they had plenty of practice with their "stroke" pnar pnar

[Mr Mystery]

Rogue Trader role play.....

With a £64 bottle of Rum..... This stuff is niiiiiiice!

I love bonus month me!

[scadugenga]

Nice, MM! I'm fond of Appleton's private reserve. It's so good to mix it would be criminal.

Highlights of the week:

New long bow to replace the one that cracked. (Go Father's Day!)

Was at the range plinking away with my 30lb recurve whilst waiting for new said longbow, and nailed the 90m target.

Had my first taste of Macallan 25 he old scotch. Damn. Fine. Stuff.

[eldargal]

The Macallan is an excellent Scotch.

So, an idiot teacher who runs off with a willing 15 year old student gets five years in prison. Stuart Hall abuses over a dozen underage girls and gets fifteen months in prison. That isn't ****** at all. So evidently the lesson our justice department wants to send is it's fine to rape little girls so long as you don't get caught until you're old.

[Mr Mystery]

Indeed. Us the irony of using a paedophile's age in their defence? New high/low.

Now, that Rum..... Dictador 20 year. And it's from Colombia...

It's pricy, but if you can find it (got mine in Canary Wharf), get it! So smooth and yummy!

[Kirsten]

I thoroughly recommend a listen
http://emmagarrettmusic.amazingtunes.com/tunes/179109
Manx woman who currently lives and gigs in London, astonishing voice.

[eldargal]

Ooh, her nice is voice.

[Gotthammer]

Nice indeed! I'm a big fan of Malukah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM).


Other great song:


http://youtu.be/aQoc0QzNm74

[Kirsten]

Frozen sleep is pretty cool, like it

[Deadlift]

The Macallan is an excellent Scotch.

So, an idiot teacher who runs off with a willing 15 year old student gets five years in prison. Stuart Hall abuses over a dozen underage girls and gets fifteen months in prison. That isn't ****** at all. So evidently the lesson our justice department wants to send is it's fine to rape little girls so long as you don't get caught until you're old.

Unfortunately the judge had his hands tied when sentencing Hall, he could only give him a sentence in line with precedent when the crimes were committed. Terrible I know. What I have read in regards with the sentence the Judge actually handed out a comparatively high sentence. Had he been in court and sentenced back when he committed the crimes he could have gotten off with a slap on the wrist.
So basically the law in this regards needs to change.

[Deadlift]

So I took the family, including the in-laws who are over from BC down to deepest darkest Cornwall, to the Eden Project. http://www.edenproject.com/
Had a nice day and the weather whilst not perfect it did stay dry. For those that have not heard about this attraction, it's basically a converted disused quarry. It has been landscaped and two huge Biomes (Bio domes to you and me) are the main feature. One had a rain forest environment and the other is Med based, Spainish mainly in influence but with a touch of Greece and Italy too.
The whole attraction is geared towards educating the masses about the environments and mans impact on them. Whilst not being over preachy. I have been before but I thought as were heading into the summer holidays some of you maybe venturing down to the southwest of England and I would share. Anyway it's worth a visit and is really a whole day out. We arrived at 10.30am and left about 4pm. We could have stayed longer but the nippers attention span was waining.
Anyway here's some pics.
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/042deed933e9fd6bf0cf3584747c9be4.jpg
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/99bec99966323725b7c8f9c5f3e18921.jpg
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/837be8d6857e5c7008aa3f90a3aa0b97.jpg
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/6724480e8b55620e728e6dfedd21494a.jpg
Word to the wise entrance fee isn't cheap, £23.50 for an adult. However you can use your ticket to go back as many times as you like for a year.

[Kirsten]

not been to Eden, would like to though

for Psychosplodge:
http://boingboing.net/2013/06/22/my-little-droney.html

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Nice indeed! I'm a big fan of Malukah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM).


Other great song:


http://youtu.be/aQoc0QzNm74

*cough* Having a Twitter conversation with Malukah *cough*

[Wolfshade]

Been to eden, very nice.



Ended up having to bath my dog today, which was a fun experiance

[Wolfshade]

Also Birmingham won the nation 12 bell striking competition w00t w00t.

1st Birmingham 91%
2nd Cambridge 84%
3rd Bristol 83%
4th Society of Royal Cumberland Youths 82%
5th Leeds 81%
6th Ancient Society of College Youths 80%
7th Melbourne 77%
8th York 71%
9th Towcester 65%

That makes 20 wins in total since it started in 1975 and more wins than everyone else put together.. huzzah!

[Mr Mystery]

And in a shock change of form...

I'm quite down tonight. Just found out my besterest boy Harley, the big fluffy fool of an Alsatian has passed away from a heart attack :(

I love dogs me, and Harley was the first dog I ever lived with. And now he's gone.

Here's to looking forward to a cold, wet nose in the eye socket when I eventually wake in the afterlife.

[Kirsten]

oh yeah, £10 won on the lottery. what is the going price of a house these days?

[eldargal]

Just saw a youtube video titled 'Deadlift in high heels fail' and my mind went to a very wrong place.:rolleyes:

[Deadlift]

Just saw a youtube video titled 'Deadlift in high heels fail' and my mind went to a very wrong place.:rolleyes:

Yeah, never lift in high heels, I have a professional pair by Otomix I use mostly, sometimes converse boots or just socks. The flatter the shoe the better.

Oh I see now where this is going, never going to happen lol. Anyway I'm all about the accessories and would need a matching handbag.

[eldargal]

The handbag can be arranged.

I can deadlift 120% of my bodyweight now.:cool: /flex

[Mr Mystery]

Yeah, never lift in high heels, I have a professional pair by Otomix I use mostly, sometimes converse boots or just socks. The flatter the shoe the better.

Oh I see now where this is going, never going to happen lol. Anyway I'm all about the accessories and would need a matching handbag.

Reminds me of the Chavs that tried to queer bash a group of transvestites.

They learned the hard way their victims were MMA fighters on a stag do....

[Deadlift]

Not bad EG :D. Don't do too many or you end up looking like me. Well minus the beard.

[eldargal]

I remember that story, gave me happy feelings.


Not bad EG :D. Don't do too many or you end up looking like me. Well minus the beard.
The weird thing is I look toned but that's it, no She Hulk effect. Said toned muscles are rock hard though.

[Mr Mystery]

http://youtu.be/FkTLVwQ2azw

Founds it!

[Deadlift]

I remember that story, gave me happy feelings.


The weird thing is I look toned but that's it, no She Hulk effect. Said toned muscles are rock hard though.

You won't, women's body's generally don't bulk muscle like men's, this is one instance where I'm afraid gender equality is non-existant. It's all in the genes and why the really big lady lifters also look quite chubby.
Don't hate me but this is one area where women generally are the weaker sex :p

[Mr Mystery]

And don't go Madonna.....not a good look!

[eldargal]

You won't, women's body's generally don't bulk muscle like men's, this is one instance where I'm afraid gender equality is non-existant. It's all in the genes and why the really big lady lifters also look quite chubby.
Don't hate me but this is one area where women generally are the weaker sex :p
I don't know, what my muscles lack in size they make up for in strength.:p

[Deadlift]

I don't know, what my muscles lack in size they make up for in strength.:p

This lass we bumped into at a convention in may would disagree with me too lol. The lad next to her is my brother. He's over 6ft to give you an idea of her height (in trainers)
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/da1d425f00db3923eb4ade208c0d0e34.jpg

[eldargal]

I approve.:p My muscles don't look anything like that though, for which I am rather pleased I must admit. Not judging though, I bet she doesn't get boys trying rough stuff with her. Of course then I get to beat them to a pulp so I guess it works out in the end.

[Deadlift]

She was very lovely, obviously at peak for the show and not as ripped as that generally. I have to admit I was rather smitten and had I been a single fella may have offered my number. Lovely to talk to and we spent about 20 minutes chatting. No idea how but we got onto the subject of Disney world, go figure :)

[DarkLink]

On a related note, here's Camille Leblanc-Bazinet:

http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/609854257.jpg

Here's Camille Leblanc-Bazinet Split Jerking twice her bodyweight:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qMABnRSwM

[Kirsten]

pearls of wisdom from Kanye West. every one is solid gold, love the water bottle one

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/nuggets-of-fatherly-advice-from-kanye-west

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ugh. Kanye West....

[scadugenga]

Ugh. Kanye West....

QFT.

What a crotch stain that guy is.

[eldargal]

On a related note, here's Camille Leblanc-Bazinet:

http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/609854257.jpg


That's closer to my muscly appearance but still a bit more pronounced. I approve.

I don't know who Kanye West is. I've heard the name, that is all.

[Psychosplodge]

not been to Eden, would like to though

for Psychosplodge:
http://boingboing.net/2013/06/22/my-little-droney.html

Aww that's adawbs.


oh yeah, £10 won on the lottery. what is the going price of a house these days?

Too much.

[DarkLink]

He's a rapper. Was he the guy who was a massive dick at a big awards ceremony? With Taylor Swift? I guess it shows that I don't even care enough to even google it.

Also, she can actually Jerk more than I can (by a small margin)...

[DrLove42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk_-ABE5iXM

When a Fox news anchor talks sense....

[Psychosplodge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk_-ABE5iXM

When a Fox news anchor talks sense....

This is my universe and not some twisted parody isn't it?

[DrLove42]

Does seem a bit backwards.

Jesus I'm tired....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I AM AWAKE.

NEW BANK CARDS. PRETTY HORSE ON THEM.
I LIKE THIS MORNING.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR A DAY OF GAMING AND GENERAL HORSEPLAY.

/capslock

[Psychosplodge]

NOW IT'S TIME FOR A DAY OF GENERAL HORSEPLAY.

/capslock

O_O
That's taking the fandom too far...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Wha? I'm playing Warhams with some guys.

[eldargal]

I think he was implying you're off to have sex with some My Little Ponies.:p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

That's his scene, and I'm fine with that.

[eldargal]

Me too, so long as the horseplay is consensual.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Exactly.

So, I may not have fed my obsession yet, but I had an awesome convo with Mark Meer and Malukah, not together of course. Now, if I can get Hayley to talk... :D

[eldargal]

Mark Meer is ftw. I'd get twitter just to try and talk to Ali Hillis but if she actually responded to me I'd have a complete fangirl meltdown and no one wants to see that.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hahahahaha! It's a good tool. I've had retweets from Rise Against, Dodger, Fun, and some others, no direct replies though. To be fair, they're probably busy people.