A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Mr Mystery]

I run hot and cold on him.

I can appreciate his undeniable talent sure, and I really like his sillier stuff. But then he does gangster rap, which turns me off horribly.

[Deadlift]

Iron Maiden. Still going, and never, ever release a truly duff album. Oh some might feel it's not as good as Number of the Beast, but hey, that's Number of the Beast.....

Oh yeah I forgot Iron Maiden, another favorite. Not so keen when Bruce went missing for a bit but I don't think they have released an album I didn't enjoy.

[Mr Mystery]

Currently swigging tea from my 'Number of the Beast' mug. Hurrah for Iron Maiden!

And have Number of the Beast, Brave New World and Somewhere in Time on my playlist permanently.

Best. Band. Evar if you ask me. Like an under appreciate heavy metal Beatles.

[Wolfshade]

Only if you have respect for the music industry as an whole...
In these days of mass consumerism the record companyies tell people what music to buy then make a fortune from the artist and if you don't happen to fit into the "now" sound then you have an icecubes chance in hell of being picked up by a major label, then without a major label you don't get the exposure so don't get the sales.
Then now with the age of the click and buy songs the album is a dying art, can you imagine dark side of the moon if it has just had three singles released and the rest never made it. The concept of "concept albumns" would be an anachronism.

[Wolfshade]

Currently swigging tea from my 'Number of the Beast' mug. Hurrah for Iron Maiden!

And have Number of the Beast, Brave New World and Somewhere in Time on my playlist permanently.

Best. Band. Evar if you ask me. Like an under appreciate heavy metal Beatles.

Blaze Bailey ftw.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I run hot and cold on him.

I can appreciate his undeniable talent sure, and I really like his sillier stuff. But then he does gangster rap, which turns me off horribly.

I enjoy it when he disses sh*te MCs. :p
My favourites are Stan (obviously), Lose Yourself, Rain Man, Berzerk, Just Lose It, Criminal, Rap God, then a couple of colabs One Shot 2 Shot (Em with D12), and I Need A Doctor (actually a Dre song featuring Em with Skylar Grey)

[Psychosplodge]

The goodness of Corp was proportional to Glowsticks and Vodka...
Also, the Dj used to put ToN when I was spotted out and aboot

And the vodka was cheap then.
When that happens you might be spending too much time in there.


Eminem is the best selling artist of the 2000s, has 220 million sales worldwide, making him one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Has over 6 billion hits on his videos. Has won 13 Grammy awards. Is ranked 83rd in Rolling Stone's 100 greatest artists of all time. To top it off, 13 number one positioned singles in the UK, more in the USA.

Wow. Man has had a lot of success.
You may not like his music, but you have to respect that.

There's no accounting for taste :D



Best. Band. Evar if you ask me. Like an under appreciate heavy metal Beatles.


Don't insult the greatness of maiden by comparing to the most overated band till oasis.

[Wolfshade]

The uni "rock" night refused to play anything by them, even my Girlfriend's Girfriend (The reason was usually was "For Me, Jess and Fran").

[Psychosplodge]

The Big Schools "rock night" was more more like a hipster indie night, but before they had hipsters.

[Deadlift]

We need a new Prod Rock Band. Unfortunately I can't see it happening. If I want to clear the lounge out of family I only need to reach for a Yes album.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ugh Liam Gallagher is a horrible person.

[Mr Mystery]

Ugh Liam Gallagher is a horrible....well, we're not entirely sure what he is. Definitely some long lost evolutionary pit-stop, but for which modern species, your guess is as good as any.

Fix'd!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Good point; well made.

[Psychosplodge]

Mystery, I saw this (http://grimmloki.tumblr.com/post/70477191725) and thought of you :D

[Mr Mystery]

I r not allowed Tumblr at work :(

[Psychosplodge]

Well check it later you'll lol. Or else...

[Wolfshade]

Can you google proxy?

[eldargal]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e9d17e9b3ffc5239aa42513deba7e014/tumblr_mwd4f6le2i1s5rsdao1_1280.jpg
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

[Gotthammer]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/faaf8b7c40ce4d53ddda435a51a1159c/tumblr_mxxxct5kzD1t1y086o7_400.gif

[eldargal]

I was browsing tumblr while some of my little cousins were rampaging around my room and a picture of Daenerys T popped up and one of my little cousins spotted it and yelled 'That's Daenerys Terducken!' then went back to chasing my kitties around.

[Mr Mystery]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dammen unt Herren, meet Henry 'Hank' Pym (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25446890)

Yep. Ant-Man has now been cast.

[eldargal]

He seems adequate? I don't know...

[eldargal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs
Old but worth watching again, oh Skyrim, your physics are not our physics.

[Gotthammer]

"Ummm.... hello?" classic :p


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https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugz3zw1n11qmyskio1_500.jpg

[Kirsten]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs
Old but worth watching again, oh Skyrim, your physics are not our physics.

I have a video I took of parthunax. he is supposed to be on the ground speaking to me, instead he is high up in the air and flying in a circle. unfortunately however he is flying in a circle backwards with his left wingtip as the centre point...

one of the christmas temps had to go out back to compose himself today after a a woman told him that her postcode ended 'BJ'. he laughed in her face, couldn't stop, and had to leave. oh the joy of 18 year old christmas staff...

[Psychosplodge]

children :rolleyes:

never had any random flying oddities. Am I missing out?

[eldargal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs

Edit:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6127be93012ad9d51cd0e1c29704320d/tumblr_mf00csd7Qf1qfufjwo1_500.jpg
"What do you mean, I didn't win the Oscar?"

[Mr Mystery]

6218

Last minute Christmas gift ideas, from Mystery Industries.

[eldargal]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fba82906a939db39ed0f612478b1898/tumblr_mtskddA0AV1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

[Wolfshade]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fba82906a939db39ed0f612478b1898/tumblr_mtskddA0AV1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

I found that far too amusing

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Anchorman 2 is hilarious. xD

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/42db93644688b3184176b534f3ade5e9/tumblr_muz0lzhbWM1sig1eeo1_500.jpg

Apologies if you’ve already seen a lizard balancing raspberries on its head today.

[Psychosplodge]

I haven't, but when I had one of those she'd have had your fingers in the eagerness to eat raspberries if you went that close with them.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Wat.

[Psychosplodge]

My bearded dragon I used to have as a pet. Raspberries were her favourite food. If you held them in your fingers for her, she'd be nipping your fingers trying to take them. Theres no way I could have recreated Gott's photo.

[eldargal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kar00Zqvzxw
*whimper*

[Wolfshade]

Glorious!

[Gotthammer]

*whimper*

Wow, that's freaking amazing. Love the Owen Wilson one :D

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https://24.media.tumblr.com/4e1f8511c25b070208c5bc424502ecc9/tumblr_mx7dlph67L1s199fdo1_250.gif

[Psychosplodge]

OMG, someone get Santa in here, there's clearly a mistake.

http://i39.tinypic.com/w19y5t.jpg

[Deadlift]

I've done my Santa stint at the school this morning. Lots of fun. Even got the year 6 kids laughing and smiling dispite most being at that age where believing isn't quite the thing anymore. Teachers said I was the best Santa they had for ages and I was very convincing :D I had a blast.

400 presents I managed to get though :)

[Mr Mystery]

A family friend was asked to stop being his local Round Table type thing's Santa.

It's not that he was bad at it, or was mean to the kids or owt. It's that he was mean to the parents......example.....

Santa : Hello little girl, and what do you want from Santa this year.

Little Girl : I want a PONY!!!!

Santa : *makes eye contact with the parents* Yes, I think I can arrange that.........

Total genius if you ask me!

[eldargal]

Wow, that's freaking amazing. Love the Owen Wilson one :D

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https://24.media.tumblr.com/4e1f8511c25b070208c5bc424502ecc9/tumblr_mx7dlph67L1s199fdo1_250.gif

Best gif ever! *flails*

[Psychosplodge]

Mystery, another (http://syrynvalentyne.tumblr.com/post/70586606103/lonely-trashcan-upperstories-alantyson) for you, when you get home :D



No this (http://getyourgifsout.tumblr.com/post/69496519438) unbelievably NSFW gif is the best gif ever.
I didn't know they could do that :eek:

[Gotthammer]

So this is thing that exists:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g#t=31

[Gotthammer]

Woman finds ancient gold ring in field. (http://www.thelocal.se/20131122/2000-year-old-roman-ring-found-on-farm)


"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlwirksgd1qbsh19o2_250.gif

[Deadlift]

Mystery, another (http://syrynvalentyne.tumblr.com/post/70586606103/lonely-trashcan-upperstories-alantyson) for you, when you get home :D



No this (http://getyourgifsout.tumblr.com/post/69496519438) unbelievably NSFW gif is the best gif ever.
I didn't know they could do that :eek:

Lol a little warning next time matey, I nearly opened that in front of my kids. :p

[Psychosplodge]

Sorry DL,
NSFW if you aren't familiar means Not safe for work, generally it'd cover that, but relies on assumed knowledge,
Don't worry I doubt I'll link to owt like it again, its just saw it other day and funniest gif ever :)

[Mr Mystery]

Eat, Pray, Queef!

[Deadlift]

Sorry DL,
NSFW if you aren't familiar means Not safe for work, generally it'd cover that, but relies on assumed knowledge,
Don't worry I doubt I'll link to owt like it again, its just saw it other day and funniest gif ever :)


No worries, I'm not as internet savvy as you lot. Luckily I was on my iPad and my private parts alarm kicked in and I quickly flung it face down.

[Kirsten]

Woman finds ancient gold ring in field. (http://www.thelocal.se/20131122/2000-year-old-roman-ring-found-on-farm)



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlwirksgd1qbsh19o2_250.gif

lol


No worries, I'm not as internet savvy as you lot. Luckily I was on my iPad and my private parts alarm kicked in and I quickly flung it face down.

you flung your privates face down?

[Deadlift]

Ha ****ing ha ha :p

[eldargal]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e4465587b27fae69b8f760ac62a41b8c/tumblr_mxpbgdhP891qm3a1jo1_500.png
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/1526226_10151855360316395_1130548868_n.png

[Deadlift]

http://youtu.be/AJzL_wyMahU

[Deadlift]

http://youtu.be/o2hGRQo6H3g

[eldargal]

I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it

it’s nibling

that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life
So cute I can't even...

[eldargal]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefw933i2P1qc5qo7o1_500.jpg
wow, such laughs.

[Gotthammer]

Very droll...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5c518f4de56f2137dc42989a575035c/tumblr_my1ghfK6Y51qdlh1io1_250.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I've had two days back at work, I hate it already.

[eldargal]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca992cb8f2476320568e6af51516d61b/tumblr_mxu2nmeUYb1s4r20ho5_250.gif
We have reached the pinnacle of evolution.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yum, Tauriel...

[Gotthammer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Wooden_Clothes_Peg.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Waaaaaat?

[Mr Mystery]

And because we all know Christmas Telly will be rubbish, to tide me over my 9 days off work.....

Clone Wars season 1-5, Star Wars Saga, Conan The Barbarian, Termintor 2, Terminator Salvation, Iron Man 3 and complete DS9.


I love being a nerd!

[Kirsten]

has anyone ever seen Simon Pegg and Michael Sheen together?

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/SimonMichael_zps403d4388.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Ah Martin Sheen.

The true star of Tron Legacy!

[Rissan4ever]

has anyone ever seen Simon Pegg and Michael Sheen together?

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd380/KirstenIGMB/SimonMichael_zps403d4388.jpg
Only in my dirty little dreams.

[Gotthammer]

Don't mind me, just having some instant noodles...

http://media.tumblr.com/77ac5e104b0c604654282631ed0ce0bd/tumblr_inline_mgcfhqv4Xq1qcl0rt.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

14 and a half hour shift with 30 minute break due to the other guy going home! Woooooooooooo.

[Rissan4ever]

Don't mind me, just having some instant noodles...

http://media.tumblr.com/77ac5e104b0c604654282631ed0ce0bd/tumblr_inline_mgcfhqv4Xq1qcl0rt.gif

LOL! My favorite part is when he snorts the flavor packet.

[Deadlift]

Obviously a Nigella recipe :D

[Gotthammer]

Bad DL, bad! Lol :p

[Mr Mystery]

I have a plan. An it is a good plan....

1) get to next grade a work, with resulting payrise enabling funding of idea.

2) move into a bigger flat, ideally a garden flat.

3) procure a rescue pooch, preferably of a soppy breed like a Staffie, and call the dogbert Artoo.

4) arrange a dog nanny type for Artoo so he or she is not home alone.

5) there is no need for a step 5.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I want a Corgi called Robert.

[Mr Mystery]

Unclear if pop culture reference I'm not getting?

Also tempted by a Rottweiler, who contrary to popular belief, are also about as hard as mashed potato by nature!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0bya8DeCUg

Just a tribute to my favourite Youtuber.

[Deadlift]

Unclear if pop culture reference I'm not getting?

Also tempted by a Rottweiler, who contrary to popular belief, are also about as hard as mashed potato by nature!

Rescuing dogs is the way to go. Sometimes though you may have a breed in mind but when you actually get to the rescue home another dog will choose you. It really is a two way street. Older dogs a great if you plan for him or her to be home alone a bit. They tend to not mind lounging around and hanging out by themselves as much. Getting a sitter / walker is great but obviously they generally do things on an hourly basis. Plus older dogs really need a second chance as they generally get passed over for the younger dogs.
Just remember with the more powerful breeds, no matter how soft they appear they may have a history. As I found out to much regret and heartache. Obviously all dogs are capable of giving a nip, but with the stronger ones it can be a bit more than that. Good luck with the plan, look forward to pics of the dog that chooses you :)

[Mr Mystery]

Likely a couple of years off at the moment, but determined to make it come to pass!

And definitely going the rescue route. I love Dogs, and I've never seem happier or more loving pooches than rescue pooches! Plus I see it as the moral thing to do as a Dog lover :)

[Kirsten]

the only thing preventing me from becoming a cat lady is the fact that I am allergic. I might have to go for the more esoteric 'lizard lady'

[Deadlift]

You'd make a great cat lady

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/8c75fbd5df220109cafbbeaf3a4686c6.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

I prefer to affection you get from a doggy.

Cats are just too cold for me.

[Deadlift]

Some can be, but there's quite a few breeds that are super affectionate, Maine Coon especially so. Id love one of these but not the right time really. They exhibit lots of dog like qualitys apparently like playing fetch. Quite an impressive breed to look at too.
http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/d8cc603756c7112f5000a1c58a4a37e1.jpg

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

I prefer to affection you get from a doggy.

Cats are just too cold for me.:P Yesterday I took a nap, woke up with my cat asleep on my chest.

[Mr Mystery]

He was checking you were dead before starting his fleshy banquet....

[Deadlift]

Rev, just out of interest are you the same Rev from Tale of Painters ? If so I'm a big fan of your painting.

[bfmusashi]

That is a very tiny woman.

[Mr Mystery]

Jeez you got a big......oh. Yeah. Family friendly :p

[Psychosplodge]

I've had two days back at work, I hate it already.

Not got xmas off?


the only thing preventing me from becoming a cat lady is the fact that I am allergic. I might have to go for the more esoteric 'lizard lady'

Good choice. I recommend a beardie, they're quite friendly.
Apparently Blue tongue skinks are puppy/kitten affectionate.


He was checking you were dead before starting his fleshy banquet....

Probably, great aren't they?

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

He was checking you were dead before starting his fleshy banquet....I have great respect for any beast that will gladly feed itself :P Sometimes one of my cats comes home with a mouth covered in blood and no interest in its catfood.

Rev, just out of interest are you the same Rev from Tale of Painters ? If so I'm a big fan of your painting.Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not. He seems a lot more productive than me!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Not got xmas off?


No, I'm a Shift Leader in a pub. xD
I have the day itself off because I made cronies work it to get New Year off.

[Psychosplodge]

Oh yeah,

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The wonderful world of being 2nd in command.

[eldargal]

He was checking you were dead before starting his fleshy banquet....

Funnily enough a study done in New York found that in cases where people were found dead in apartments with pets it was always the dogs which had started to eat the bodies, never cats. I think it was something to do with how each species eats, domestic cats can't tear the flesh off a large carcass.

[Mr Mystery]

And of the researchers that didn't return??

Eaten by Cats with a taste for manflesh!!!

Dogs only do it in a sort of god bothering transubstantiation way.

[Gotthammer]

Cats are pretty smart:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ptoggl3H1re3wmmo1_250.gif

the owner is deaf and taught the cat to sign for food.

Meanwhile doges:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b530d7bf2db69cb8504d895a286c0225/tumblr_msttbmM5If1shdotdo1_400.gif

:p

[Psychosplodge]

Some people (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?39111-GW-is-stupid-expensive-and-I-want-out) have no sense of humour.
I particularly thought Wolfie's comments were relevant to the thread, considering the OP has limited geography visible, and a complete lack of currency units...

[Mr Mystery]

Oh yeah, right on!

Pick a Golden Retriever.

That's like claiming all Brits are dim by putting an X-Factor fan on Mastermind....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Basically the worst salesman ever.

[Wolfshade]

I want a Corgi called Robert.
I have in my head "Robert, that's a person's name" ala Mayor West and his cat catapult.


I have a plan. An it is a good plan....

1) get to next grade a work, with resulting payrise enabling funding of idea.

2) move into a bigger flat, ideally a garden flat.

3) procure a rescue pooch, preferably of a soppy breed like a Staffie, and call the dogbert Artoo.

4) arrange a dog nanny type for Artoo so he or she is not home alone.

5) there is no need for a step 5.

If 4 is not-viable, alter 3 to get a lurcher, they are good with being left a lone.

I want a pair or three of Deer Hounds, ho-hum. I have a plan for this year at work. 1. Take as much training and formal courses that they will pay for, 2. Leave


Rescuing dogs is the way to go. Sometimes though you may have a breed in mind but when you actually get to the rescue home another dog will choose you. It really is a two way street. Older dogs a great if you plan for him or her to be home alone a bit. They tend to not mind lounging around and hanging out by themselves as much. Getting a sitter / walker is great but obviously they generally do things on an hourly basis. Plus older dogs really need a second chance as they generally get passed over for the younger dogs.
Just remember with the more powerful breeds, no matter how soft they appear they may have a history. As I found out to much regret and heartache. Obviously all dogs are capable of giving a nip, but with the stronger ones it can be a bit more than that. Good luck with the plan, look forward to pics of the dog that chooses you :)
+1 My hounds are rescues, the one was on the RSPCA rescue show on sky 1 we found afterwards, not sure I'd want to see that episode...


the only thing preventing me from becoming a cat lady is the fact that I am allergic. I might have to go for the more esoteric 'lizard lady'
Yay! I am allergic to cats also, I think it is god's way of saying cats are evil and should be kept away.


Cats are pretty smart:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ptoggl3H1re3wmmo1_250.gif

the owner is deaf and taught the cat to sign for food.

Meanwhile doges:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b530d7bf2db69cb8504d895a286c0225/tumblr_msttbmM5If1shdotdo1_400.gif

:p

Dogs are full of win(d)

[Psychosplodge]

Well yeah. Maybe he didn't get the Richmond joke?

But he's basically calling his potential customers idiots for not following his lead... :rolleyes:

[Wolfshade]

Some people (http://www.lounge.belloflostsouls.net/showthread.php?39111-GW-is-stupid-expensive-and-I-want-out) have no sense of humour.
I particularly thought Wolfie's comments were relevant to the thread, considering the OP has limited geography visible, and a complete lack of currency units...

That's because I am awesome, but I am still failing to see what "point" I am making for him, since he was mean to me and I ignored it. Ah well, purge with fire


Basically the worst salesman ever.

Pretty much, maybe he should sell double glazing...

[Wolfshade]

Well yeah. Maybe he didn't get the Richmond joke?

But he's basically calling his potential customers idiots for not following his lead... :rolleyes:

I have these in my freezer so yay! free shipping!

http://www.richmondsausages.co.uk/img/sausages_mini.png

[Deadlift]

Golden Retrievers aren't stupid. I think many disabled people, the police and the armed forces would agree with me. I am pretty sure they are one of the breeds best known for their intelligence.

[Deadlift]

I have these in my freezer so yay! free shipping!

http://www.richmondsausages.co.uk/img/sausages_mini.png

I don't know about you guys, but when I want to sell something online I generally provide pictures.

Now I want a sausage sandwich :)

[Wolfshade]

Golden Retrievers aren't stupid. I think many disabled people, the police and the armed forces would agree with me. I am pretty sure they are one of the breeds best known for their intelligence.

They have a unique cunning. At my home just outside minehead we had sliding doors, the dog managed to open these, but knew he wasn't allowed on the beds, so would climb on the beds then when he heard a car pull up the track would put his head under the net curtains to look out to see if anyone was coming. Having spotted us and we spotted him, he got down from the bed and went and lay down in front of the sofa so that when we came in he looked like he had been there the whole time.

[Wolfshade]

I don't know about you guys, but when I want to sell something online I generally provide pictures.

Now I want a sausage sandwich :)

Not with those sausages

[Psychosplodge]

That's because I am awesome, but I am still failing to see what "point" I am making for him, since he was mean to me and I ignored it. Ah well, purge with fire



Pretty much, maybe he should sell double glazing...

Nah, half the thread has gone.


I have these in my freezer so yay! free shipping!

http://www.richmondsausages.co.uk/img/sausages_mini.png

No I'd found him some nice pictures of IT crowd Richmond following comments by DL, and 'Zark.


I don't know about you guys, but when I want to sell something online I generally provide pictures.

Now I want a sausage sandwich :)

Those aren't sausages, they're a stomachache masquerading as sausages.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Pretty much, maybe he should sell double glazing...

Ah yes, at least then he wouldn't bother anyone.


I have in my head "Robert, that's a person's name" ala Mayor West and his cat catapult.

Or I could call him Robbaz.

[Psychosplodge]

The trouble with needing batteries at xmas... (http://zellas.tumblr.com/post/70841814741)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*shudder*

[Mr Mystery]

GERROF MOI LAAAAAAAAND (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-25490752)

[Psychosplodge]

Should have shot one, as long as it was in the front should have been alright.

[Mr Mystery]

I'm sure it had a second barrel ready to go....

Silly chavs. Farms do tend to be armed ye knaa!

[Psychosplodge]

I meant so he didn't go down for it, like the bloke that shot the one running away...

[Deadlift]

Those aren't sausages, they're a stomachache masquerading as sausages.

Maybe for some, but not this cast iron gut. Sure up market quality sausages are great, but nothing wrong with the bog standard banger, especially accompanied by bacon, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and anything else you breakfast on ;)

[Psychosplodge]

Nah there's clearly something in them I'm allergic to, as they always without fail make me sick.

[Mr Mystery]

Maybe for some, but not this cast iron gut. Sure up market quality sausages are great, but nothing wrong with the bog standard banger, especially accompanied by bacon, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and anything else you breakfast on ;)

I make my own. HA!

[Mr Mystery]

Anna Paquin/Rogue, cut from Days of Future Past....

[eldargal]

Anna Paquin/Rogue, cut from Days of Future Past....

Yup, and a story about Kitty Pryde given to Wolverine because he isn't the star of enough films already...

[Mr Mystery]

Haven't read the original yet.

Will talk to Bradybums about that!

[Wolfshade]

All presents wrapped.

I am winning!

[Mr Mystery]

Pfffrt.

Unexpected day off tomorrow! Means I don't need to get out my fartsack! JOY!

Though have offered to be 'on call' in case anything really urgent comes up, as I'm the only mentor for my division kicking about....Out of 10....

[Wolfshade]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dear+vegetarians_e429a9_4622395.jpg
I don't usually like this sort of thing but this made me giggle out tea.

[Psychosplodge]

All presents wrapped.

I am winning!

Just got to get my last ones tomorrow/late tonight, whenever I can be arsed to venture to asda...
I'm more impressed that most of mine are purchased at this point :D

[Mr Mystery]

Well, team has gone home, and no work to do.

So mucking about on the intertubes. And I've been reading about Mussels.

A natural predator of the Mussle is the Dog Whelk. But the Mussels have a defence....they glue the Dog Whelk in place, preventing further predation, and starving it.

'MOAN THE MUSSELS!

[Wolfshade]

Dave Walker (yes, Dave Walker..)
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2013/12/bottles-221.gif

[Mr Mystery]

It's 23rd December!

It's 16:00!

IT'S TIME TO 0121 DO ONE!!!!!!

*runs away from office flailing like a loon into his Chrimbo break*

[Psychosplodge]

Soon...

[Wildeybeast]

It's 23rd December!

It's 16:00!

IT'S TIME TO 0121 DO ONE!!!!!!

*runs away from office flailing like a loon into his Chrimbo break*

I always look forward to that moment. I usually partake of a Noddy-style 'It's CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS' as well. Sadly, it was ruined this year as one of the little plague bearers gave me something particularly nasty which resulted in me spending my break up day (Friday) with my head and arse taking turns to warm the toilet seat. Thankfully all better in time for Xmas.

[Mr Mystery]

Home now, pizza ordered, ciggie in gob, and Clone Wars up the spout.

Lovely!

[Deadlift]

Currently sat in the kitchen watching the mrs bake some Christmas goodies, gingerbread men, mince pies, sugar cookies and shortbread. With all these smells of cinnamon, cloves, oranges, ginger and other Christmassy goodness I have to say its feeling pretty festive in the Deadlift household this evening :D. I'm not complaining.

[Psychosplodge]

Bussy feeling sorry for myself, probably not seeing the SO till new years eve, but I'm getting drunk tomorrow and the day after so that'll distract me :D

[Kirsten]

hurray, finally finished work, now two days off, and PS4 on Christmas day...

[Psychosplodge]

Don't tell me they're making you do boxing day?

[Mr Mystery]

24th - Lieu day
25th and 26th - public holidays
27th - office shut.
28th and 29th - Weekend
30th and 31st - Holiday allowance.
1st - public holiday.

10 days off for the price of two days holiday......

Ensign, ENGAGE SMUG MODE!!!!!

[Kirsten]

I have to work boxing day, and the rest of the week. no idea when my days off next week will be, monday would be nice.

[Deadlift]

I'm not planning on opening again until 19th January ;)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Went out drinking, now I regret it. Saw someone I didn't want to see.

[Mr Mystery]

Man I love Clone Wars!

Such a good series!

[eldargal]

Man I love Clone Wars!

Such a good series!
Yup.:)

[Mr Mystery]

Currently alternating, disc for disc, between the complete Clone Wars (barring the movie pilot. Should go buy that today really) and complete DS9.

This is most pleasing!

And I'm loving Aayla Secura's fighting style. Very fluid. Somehow more Jedi than the other Jedi!

[eldargal]

Aayla is great, the favourite of both myself and my mother.:) Got an autographed photo years ago back when I could still go to cons. Wish she had appeared in more episodes really. Also voiced by FemShep aka Jennifer Hale.

[Mr Mystery]

It's a shame the series is so much better than the films. Far more use of the Force evidenced, particularly in combat.

Barring the odd box hurl, you don't see much Force use in combat.

[eldargal]

Yup, though it actually makes the prequels better if you watch them in order. Mother enjoyed Eps I-II well enough but then watching the entire run of Clone Wars followed by EpIII was amazing for her and pretty amazing to watch. She blubbed when Aayla got gunned down during Order 66, she had no idea about the Jedi purge.:) It also makes I-II more tolerable because you know they grow into more agreeable characters (even Jar Jar) whereas before the films were a bit hollow on that front. Though III is still fine on it's own I think.

[Mr Mystery]

III is a bit good, and much underrated by pedantic neckbeards everywhere.

I feel the series makes up for the time lost in Episode I, the major events of which could have been condensed down into 'flashback' type scenes.

Really looking forward to Rebels now, especially seeing as they've taken the majority (if not all) the creative talent from Clone Wars to the new series. I do hope they don't mess with the animation style too much as well. Clone Wars just feels right!

[eldargal]

Going by the art they have released so far (one picture, not so much I admit) the art style is the same as far as I can tell.

[Mr Mystery]

Yay! Would make sense too, from a financial perspective.

They have the hardware and software, and the people doing the clevery bits know their way round it pretty damned well.

Hurrah for the Golden Age of the Geek!

[Psychosplodge]

24th - Lieu day
25th and 26th - public holidays
27th - office shut.
28th and 29th - Weekend
30th and 31st - Holiday allowance.
1st - public holiday.

10 days off for the price of two days holiday......

Ensign, ENGAGE SMUG MODE!!!!!

Essentially the same, for a mere three days cost.

[Mr Mystery]

First spent watching Clone Wars and DS9.

Off up the pub in a bit, with a delightful young lady of my acquaintance.

Tomorrow? Roast Turkey with all the trimmings, and a Marvel film fest all to myself!

With smoked salmon for brekkie.

[Kirsten]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25512261

black santa shot in the back with a pellet gun, my money is the it being the woman from fox news

[Rissan4ever]

Man, what is wrong with people? Shooting Santa. WTF?!

[Mr Mystery]

Doctor Who was brill!

[Fizzybubela]

I thought it was one of the best ones with Matt Smith. How did he get the Cyberman head though?

[Mr Mystery]

He said he bought it at a market :)

[Darren Richardson]

well it certainly answered many lose threads....

A bit slow in places I found myself, the effects are fantastic for a show on a TV budget, Matt's acting was superb as it has been throught most of his career as the Doctor, and we finally get a way around the regeneration issue.....

[Darren Richardson]

He said he bought it at a market :)

ah Yes, I really felt his sorrow as Handle's "passing", one of the----- sorry the only time I've felt sorry for a Cyberman.....

[Mr Mystery]

well it certainly answered many lose threads....

A bit slow in places I found myself, the effects are fantastic for a show on a TV budget, Matt's acting was superb as it has been throught most of his career as the Doctor, and we finally get a way around the regeneration issue.....

And without handwavium regeneration.

Doesn't air until later in the USA, so careful of spoilers!

[Fizzybubela]

He said he bought it at a market :)
Thanks. :)

[Darren Richardson]

And without handwavium regeneration.

Doesn't air until later in the USA, so careful of spoilers!

I know, I was fighting so hard to NOT write more about the Episode and thus spoil it for those watching on catch-up TV or overseas......

I don't fancy being lynched at this time of year!

[Deadlift]

So we've all made it out the other side of Christmas :), hope you all had a great day. Me I spent most of the morning cooking. Most of the afternoon eating and the rest of the day watching films, searching online for painting ideas for my forge world presents and playing with the kids and their toys. Crept on here whilst the wife wasn't looking and generally had a really nice Christmas Day.

[eldargal]

My brothers gave me a dalek.:cool:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I had an okay day.

I thought Doctor Who was gash, the plot has been to b@stardised in my opinion.

[eldargal]

It was ok, not the worst it's been but a little rambling.

Really looking forward to Capaldi Doctor.

Edit: Felicia Days makes Christmases much better:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q83/1478925_10152091893490979_1027012027_n.jpg

[Kirsten]

I enjoyed it, nicely wrapped up that story arc, and the origins of the enemy was a nice twist. wasn't overly suspenseful though

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

In the last year I have become massively disillusioned with Doctor Who, I almost think they're trying to use "time travel did it" as an excuse for bad writing. The enemies are old hat and overdone.
They just seem to be running out of ideas and when they try something the fans don't like, they almost immediately ret con it with time travel.

[eldargal]

Yeah the writing is what's letting the show down recently, since Moffat took over. Some great story lines and some very good things (like bringing the daleks properly back and making them scary again).

[Mr Mystery]

I disagree entirely.

The shows been much improved since Moffat took the reins. Long story arcs set up and explored. 4th dimension used well. And far less 'well I'll just sonic me way out of this'

[eldargal]

It's improved in some ways, more focus on alien worlds instead of every episode being on earth or on a space station or something around earth and various other things but the plots have been ridiculously convoluted and the companions are problematic in the way they are written. I'm still enjoying the show in general but there are some problems there.

[Wildeybeast]

Moffat did his best writing when that was all he had to do. Since he's taken over, the best episodes have been Mark Gatiss' ones. I thought it was bit lame and their way of getting round the running out of regeneration so was a massive cop out.

[Mr Mystery]

Moffat did his best writing when that was all he had to do. Since he's taken over, the best episodes have been Mark Gatiss' ones. I thought it was bit lame and their way of getting round the running out of regeneration so was a massive cop out.

Was always going to be.

It's long established that the Timelords could grant new cycles. And what else were they going to do? Just end a highly successful show?

[Kirsten]

Edit: Felicia Days makes Christmases much better:

I posted that in the christmas thread :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Was always going to be.

It's long established that the Timelords could grant new cycles. And what else were they going to do? Just end a highly successful show?

You mean like Breaking Bad? Where there was never a dull moment and the storyline was gripping?

[Mr Mystery]

You mean like Breaking Bad? Where there was never a dull moment and the storyline was gripping?

A set length story too, given why the protagonist gets involved in meth production in the first place? :p

Dr Who has always been open ended, indeed uniquely so thanks to regeneration, and the general concept.

I would like to see more historical episodes though. I always enjoy those.

[Mr Mystery]

And in other news, think-tank seems to feel the future for Britain is looking pretty rosey (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25519110)

No mention of it having a political leaning either, and doesn't state if this prediction is based on the UK being in or out of Europe, which given what it says about Germany's outlook being tied to the Euro is interesting.

Quick Google suggests they are apolitical, being formed from various individuals in Universities (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_for_Economic_Policy_Research)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'd like to see it buried before the fans see it the way I do.

Like watching an arthritic donkey pulling a cart.

[Wildeybeast]

Was always going to be.

It's long established that the Timelords could grant new cycles. And what else were they going to do? Just end a highly successful show?

No but it could have been something slightly more interesting and imaginative than 'time lords sprinkle magic fairy dust through a crack in reality because the boring companion asks nicely'.

[Psychosplodge]

So we've all made it out the other side of Christmas :), hope you all had a great day. Me I spent most of the morning cooking. Most of the afternoon eating and the rest of the day watching films, searching online for painting ideas for my forge world presents and playing with the kids and their toys. Crept on here whilst the wife wasn't looking and generally had a really nice Christmas Day.

Drank less than last years, got a lego x-wing - which is awesome btw :p ate half a turkey crown, and squeezed in around eight hours pc gaming...
Not a bad xmas :D


I posted that in the christmas thread :p

You're complaining about having to look at feliica day in a bikini again?



Quick Google suggests they are apolitical, being formed from various individuals in Universities (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_for_Economic_Policy_Research)

Made up of students? definitely left learning, faculty? maybe less so but still questionable.


No but it could have been something slightly more interesting and imaginative than 'time lords sprinkle magic fairy dust through a crack in reality because the boring companion asks nicely'.

Well he's already got a magic wand, fairy dust seemed the next logical step...

[Deadlift]

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/d459d0fab36eb15092a8e4f1d8da63dc.jpg

Mr Mystery, thought you might like this as a fellow Walking Dead fan :D

Carl really is a bad mutha...ker.

[Mr Mystery]

Nice!!

I've come over all funny.... Tempted to make an Apocalypse army entirely from Orky walkers and Grot Tanks....

[Rissan4ever]

Tempted to make an Apocalypse army entirely from Orky walkers and Grot Tanks....
Do it!

[Mr Mystery]

It's damned tempting.

Already got a Stompa, hidden behind my tellyvisualbox.....

I love Orky vehicles, spesh the Grot Tanks!

[Rissan4ever]

Is there a reason NOT to do it?

[Psychosplodge]

Would it be worth waiting for the codex?

[Rissan4ever]

Grot Tanks and Stompas likely won't be in the new Codex. This would be all Forgeworld and Apocalypse/Escalation stuff.

[Kirsten]

yeah I have four killa kans and a mega dread and have been considering adding a couple more boxes of kans and a couple of deff dreads... need to build my stompa at some point too

[DarkLink]

Made up of students? definitely left learning, faculty? maybe less so but still questionable.




I was gonna say...

[Rissan4ever]

yeah I have four killa kans and a mega dread and have been considering adding a couple more boxes of kans and a couple of deff dreads... need to build my stompa at some point too
I just bought a Baneblade. Picking up Escalation in January. I've heard it's pretty cool.

[Mr Mystery]

I was gonna say...

It's the reported content. Nothing specific about staying or leaving Europe, but also suggesting Ze Germans would be better off out the Euro.

If it was right or centre right, I'd expect more about leaving Europe. Left or centre left, more about staying in.

It's nigh impossible to be truly central, but this on seems open.

[Kirsten]

I just bought a Baneblade. Picking up Escalation in January. I've heard it's pretty cool.

only ever had one game of apocalypse, so I wont hurry to get escalation, but I will be picking up stronghold assault, a load of non-gw terrain, and a few odds and ends like another dakka jet when my christmas money clears

[Mr Mystery]

Bwahahahahha!!! (http://www.larpinn.co.uk/plush-tentacle-green-p-5223.html?osCsid=4a99927c8e95cfae718e860c272dc7bf)

[Mr Mystery]

Random thought.....

As much as I admire them for kicking their habit, reformed junkies getting pious about drugs honk me off. I mean the majority of people figure out drugs are for gimps *without* even trying them.

[Wildeybeast]

It's the reported content. Nothing specific about staying or leaving Europe, but also suggesting Ze Germans would be better off out the Euro.

If it was right or centre right, I'd expect more about leaving Europe. Left or centre left, more about staying in.

It's nigh impossible to be truly central, but this on seems open.

Of course the Germans are better off out of the Euro. They're the only ones keeping it afloat. The problem is if they leave, the Euro collapses and all the other Eurozone countries are stuffed, which in turn stuffs the German economy. And ours.

[Kirsten]

the guys at work and some of their friends play five a side football every week. I got invited along to make up the numbers today and some people weren't too sure. I went in goal and the score was about 4-4 at the end and I was a little annoyed at letting 4 in, turns out last week the score was 24-11, I am told I am not allowed back next week :D

[Deadlift]

Yeah the few times I've been roped into playing a bit of footy, I always end up in goal.

[Kirsten]

I am happy to be in goal, and nobody else ever wants to, so I have no problem with it. At one point somebody said I was peter schmeichel, and after stopping yet another shot somebody at the other end went 'who is that?!' stopped one guy's shot and he stood there staring in disbelief
'how did you stop that?'
'you kicked it pretty much straight at me'
'yeah but everyone else gets out of the way when I do that'
'I'd be a rubbish keeper if I did that'
'well... but...'
:D

[Deadlift]

I saw these pics on my wife's Facebook and I just had to share, here's the link too so if you want to see just how much self control this dog has. Lovely boy.


http://distractify.com/fun/humor/scout-is-the-single-most-composed-dog-on-the-planet/

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/7ca954d38e3b4d58b70c2fddeae75aec.jpg

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/7f14e59d59259dc644464a703ccb10a6.jpg

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/608f82c0b4343a12c4f1ddeb11834ad6.jpg

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab3/joenortonjones/7047ed3a5afc08cc3d1731c6fc26caaa.jpg

[Mr Mystery]

Hope he got a good fuss for that!

[Psychosplodge]

the guys at work and some of their friends play five a side football every week. I got invited along to make up the numbers today and some people weren't too sure. I went in goal and the score was about 4-4 at the end and I was a little annoyed at letting 4 in, turns out last week the score was 24-11, I am told I am not allowed back next week :D

were they both playing towards the one net?
Otherwise surely your team would want you back?

[Kirsten]

the other team don't want me back, but I am coming back for their team instead :p
took fifteen minutes (out of an hour) for them to get a goal past me, and apparently it has never taken that long before, and they have been playing every week for six months. I stopped somewhere in the region of thirty shots.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Women's football team for Kirsten laaaaaaaa. :D

[Wolfshade]

Carl really is a bad mutha...ker.

Carl irritates me, it's his fault that Dale died and he is always wandering off and doing stupid things

Up to season 3 now, exciting ...

Though I have found if I binge on too many episodes I end up with walking dead dreams...

After repairing my neighbour's fence (don't get me started) I stood back and caught myself thing, "that should keep the walkers out"

[Deadlift]

Carl irritates me, it's his fault that Dale died and he is always wandering off and doing stupid things

Up to season 3 now, exciting ...

Though I have found if I binge on too many episodes I end up with walking dead dreams...

After repairing my neighbour's fence (don't get me started) I stood back and caught myself thing, "that should keep the walkers out"

Not going to give you any spoilers, but Carl really is the "hero" of Walking Dead. Not so much in the tv series yet, but give him time.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Cheers for the spoilers Wolfie lad.

[Psychosplodge]

Unless it's ten foot high and reinforced, no it isn't :D

[Gotthammer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XlBperQME

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Unless it's ten foot high and reinforced, no it isn't :D

Just like my pen!s.

[Gotthammer]

http://i.imgur.com/NJZgC1W.gif

[eldargal]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/41336a9528f7ddc60fb7050c4baef189/tumblr_mykza2Duq81r3ylwbo1_500.jpg

[Gotthammer]

I think I am laughing at that far more than I should :D

[Mr Mystery]

Saw that doing the rounds on Facebook. :)

And today, the weather is frightful. Windy. Wet. Cold. Which naturally means it must be laundry day.

Bah.

Shall try to cheer self up with Poppadoms and Lime Pickle when I'm done.

[eldargal]

Ditto.:)

Watched An Unexpected Journey with my little cousin horde this morning, thought afterwards 'maybe I should play some LOTRO, it's been ages' then remembered I uninstalled it for the first time since 2007 ten days ago.:mad:

[Mr Mystery]

Laundry done.

Deadpool hoody, Anti-Nowhere League T-Shirt and my favourite Baggies all clean and ready to go for tomorrow night's Nottingham shenanigans.

Bring on the beer, bring on the metal, bring on 2014. But most of all...bring on the ladies!

[Mr Mystery]

Also.....SQUEE! (http://starwars.com/news/star-wars-rebels-inquisitor-action-figure-reveal.html)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I love all Inquisitors. :D


Bring on 2014, the year of not-sh!t.

[Mr Mystery]

2014 might be a quieter year for me.....2013 has been pretty mental, as was 2012 and 2011.

But 2014? Got around 18 months before I can realistically achieve the next grade at work, and currently really enjoying my role. Not much else I need to be doing in the meantime. Though if opportunity presents, that can all change!

Also, I'm going to be 34 come May. Which is mildly alarming!

[Mr Mystery]

Oh. Oh dear.

That new comic shop in my town?

He's only organising Magic The Gathering Nights. Say goodbye to my disposable income!

[Bigred]

Patrick Stewart explains English Cow Accents (http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/12/30/258393176/make-it-so-sir-patrick-stewart-moos-in-udder-accents?ft=1&f=)

Sir Patrick Stewart steered the listener in the right direction with this response:


"It's not a simple, straight-forward answer unlike, probably, any other country where cows moo as cows moo. In England, we're dominated by class, by social status and by location. So, for example, a cow that is in the field next to my house in West Oxfordshire would moo in one kind of way, and a cow in a field in the semi-industrial town I grew up in in the North of England would moo in another kind of way."

[tawelwch]

Bring on 2014, the year of not-sh!t.

Amen to that! :)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh. Oh dear.

That new comic shop in my town?

He's only organising Magic The Gathering Nights. Say goodbye to my disposable income!

I still have 2 decks left, haven't bought any of Theros though.


Amen to that! :)

I have a good feeling about 2014, I'm going to be strong, I'm going to earn the cheddar, and I'm going to be determined.
2014 is a year for change! A year for Tzeentch!
A year for Anarchy.

[Mr Mystery]

I've got three....

Simic (from the first Ravnica block)
Treefolk (Lorwyn/Shadowmoor)
Dragons (many many Dragons. Rarely wins. But scary when I get lucky!)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Orzhov Extort
Rakdos Enchant Beat Down (has won 7 FNMs)

I really want a Modern and Commander deck.

[Wolfshade]

Cheers for the spoilers Wolfie lad.

No problems :)

In my defence I did hide it, it was DL's fault :p

Watched Flight this morning, urgh so not worth it. I mean the story was fine and all but it could have been done in a much tighter time frame.

[eldargal]

Saw Frozen yesterday, best film I've seen in ages and one of the better Disney animated films.

[Gotthammer]

Yup, really great fun and even the music wasn't too bad ^_^

On the topic of recent movies:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8d10c01b98742ab2563f77f4c833d9b/tumblr_mynkriS2xT1qhsxuvo1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cd60b06692de9f84b06801cf26549c9/tumblr_mynkriS2xT1qhsxuvo3_r2_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce71d5e2adf8a9176e5679821f40d465/tumblr_mynkriS2xT1qhsxuvo4_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a15e3c37ba4a3e540752f5257f84bcb/tumblr_mynkriS2xT1qhsxuvo2_500.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh Thranduil...

[Rissan4ever]

Saw Frozen yesterday, best film I've seen in ages and one of the better Disney animated films.
It's definitely one of my favorites. I have two daughters, so the sisters' relationship was especially touching.

[eldargal]

It made me want a sister.:( I'm the only girl in my rather vast family without a sister.

[Gotthammer]

@ EG - me too :(

-

'tis officially 2014 here, so happy new year to y'all - time to party:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a62185bde68a4324a9c671a64e1c07d6/tumblr_mq28v6ylCH1svn9hfo1_400.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c566246f1042b64c5cb4a649bd8438c/tumblr_mq45miHob61svn9hfo1_400.gif

[Mr Mystery]

Night out in Nottingham for me and mine!

Off to get silly in a city where nobody actually knows me.

Shame Factor -276030.

[Rissan4ever]

I'll be at home, on the couch, cozying up with my wife, and watching The Hobbit: An Expected Journey, when the year ticks over. Then, on Jan. 1, it's a day of board games with friends.

[eldargal]

We're having a costume party.:cool:

[DrLove42]

Doubt i'll even be awake for midnight tonight. Just got home after a week of family seeing and travelling.

Happy New Year to you all. Hope 2014 is good for you

[Kirsten]

I don't celebrate new year, so I shall be doing the same thing I do every night Pinky.

also this is totally true, 37 occasions Benedict Cumberbatch owned the internet

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/times-in-2013-benedict-cumberbatch-proved-he-was-king-of

[Deadlift]

Happy new year guys, I'm having some friends round and I'm cooking a Thai tonight. The food, not a person. Drink some beers then crack open some bubblie to see the year in.

See you next year :D

[Lukas The Trickster]

We're having a costume party.:cool:

Let me guess......

[Gotthammer]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/97b71b5a3c6f6d9a6e6faf26021a3790/tumblr_myp2r6U0hi1sv9dq6o1_500.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I got messsssssy last night. :p

[Lukas The Trickster]

Despite having a hangover, I was in the gym at 9am this morning doing back/shoulders/triceps. Just thought I would let everyone know #full of myself :cool:

[Deadlift]

Despite having a hangover, I was in the gym at 9am this morning doing back/shoulders/triceps. Just thought I would let everyone know #full of myself :cool:

Lol, I'm going later. It's squat and power cleans today for me but the Thai green curry I had last night means I will be going light :o

[Lukas The Trickster]

I got given a set of these for Christmas, gonna start doing me some front/hack squats this week ;)

6514

[Wolfshade]

To interesting times..

[Deadlift]

they look neat, i would think very handy for box squats too.

[Mr Mystery]

Well. That got out of hand.

And I'm not proud of myself.

Poor me. Poor wee me.

[eldargal]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/35b35ee2a74ef98f2bfe81aabb5c7a8a/tumblr_myl7i0lu8Q1rpn92ho3_1280.png

[Wildeybeast]

Why would you not throw the ice cream away after shoving bits in it?

[Mr Mystery]

Nothing that self inflicted.

Ladies. I have encountered and singularly failed to deal with a sex pest to whom 'no' is without meaning.

[Psychosplodge]

I got messsssssy last night. :p

You're supposed to stop drinking before you lose bladder control.


To interesting times..

Isn't that an insult?


Well. That got out of hand.

And I'm not proud of myself.

Poor me. Poor wee me.

Oh dear what happened?


I got rather too drunk. But no hangover :D

[Mr Mystery]

Short version?

Pulled a lass.

Copped off.

Find out she has mental health issues, should have been in hospital, and hadn't taken her meds, after we got back to my hotel room.

Knock things on head.

Wake up to find her taking full advantage of morning wood. With no raincoat.

So now I have to book in at the sexual health clinic ASAP.

Happy. New. Year.

[Psychosplodge]

****.

:eek:

My SO objected to the full length mirror at the end of the bed in the hotel room ¬_¬

[Mr Mystery]

Just another string to my neurosis about sex and relationships in general.

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah, that'd do it...
Good night till that point?