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Toyz n the Hood
04-01-2013, 05:12 AM
Get the army you want, not the army you can afford with our new Toyz N The Hood Personal Contract Hire (TNTHPCH)!

See how we've revolutionised the gaming industry here: -

http://toyznthehood.com/414/finance/


Collecting a new army is one of the biggest financial commitments you will make in your life – coming in third place after buying a house or a new car. But when you buy a house or car the banks are on hand to help you out, in the world of toy soldiers you’re on your own….

Until now!

Mr Mystery
04-01-2013, 06:11 AM
Interesting. Not for me (decent wage ftw) but an interesting proposition!

I hope this works out well for you, and you don't get burnt by people not coughing up!

Ssyrie
04-01-2013, 06:26 AM
Interesting. Not for me (decent wage ftw) but an interesting proposition!

I hope this works out well for you, and you don't get burnt by people not coughing up!

you do realize what today is?

Mr Mystery
04-01-2013, 06:33 AM
It's also beyond midday, which traditionally means no more pranks :p

Magpie
04-01-2013, 03:57 PM
I see the link to the website no longer works?

ElectricPaladin
04-01-2013, 04:13 PM
The thing is, I actually think this wouldn't be the worst idea in the world...

Magpie
04-01-2013, 04:20 PM
The thing is, I actually think this wouldn't be the worst idea in the world...

It's called a "Personal Loan", banks have them I'm told

Wolfshade
04-01-2013, 04:36 PM
It's called a "Personal Loan", banks have them I'm told

I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

Magpie
04-01-2013, 05:14 PM
I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

and a "knee capping" for default on repayments plan I take it?

Wolfshade
04-02-2013, 02:15 AM
and a "knee capping" for default on repayments plan I take it?

Maybe, just don't read the fine print too closely ;)

Still better than some pay day loans...

Psychosplodge
04-02-2013, 04:04 AM
I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

Don't listen to him, I'll loan to you at only 3450% apr.

Magpie
04-02-2013, 04:08 AM
Don't listen to him, I'll loan to you at only 3450% apr.

Oh that's MUCH more reasonable.

Where do I sign? black pen or blood?

Psychosplodge
04-02-2013, 04:11 AM
We merely need a DNA sample, fingerprint, address of you and two relatives from separate addresses in case you move, and passport photo. Plus a list of any distinguishing features.
So blood will do nicely.

Magpie
04-02-2013, 04:36 AM
Fair cop, at least I keep my first born and right arm.

Psychosplodge
04-02-2013, 04:44 AM
Fair cop, at least I keep my first born and right arm.

Unless you miss a couple of payments...