Get the army you want, not the army you can afford!

[Toyz n the Hood]

Get the army you want, not the army you can afford with our new Toyz N The Hood Personal Contract Hire (TNTHPCH)!

See how we've revolutionised the gaming industry here: -

http://toyznthehood.com/414/finance/


Collecting a new army is one of the biggest financial commitments you will make in your life – coming in third place after buying a house or a new car. But when you buy a house or car the banks are on hand to help you out, in the world of toy soldiers you’re on your own….

Until now!

[Mr Mystery]

Interesting. Not for me (decent wage ftw) but an interesting proposition!

I hope this works out well for you, and you don't get burnt by people not coughing up!

[Ssyrie]

Interesting. Not for me (decent wage ftw) but an interesting proposition!

I hope this works out well for you, and you don't get burnt by people not coughing up!

you do realize what today is?

[Mr Mystery]

It's also beyond midday, which traditionally means no more pranks :p

[Magpie]

I see the link to the website no longer works?

[ElectricPaladin]

The thing is, I actually think this wouldn't be the worst idea in the world...

[Magpie]

The thing is, I actually think this wouldn't be the worst idea in the world...

It's called a "Personal Loan", banks have them I'm told

[Wolfshade]

It's called a "Personal Loan", banks have them I'm told

I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

[Magpie]

I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

and a "knee capping" for default on repayments plan I take it?

[Wolfshade]

and a "knee capping" for default on repayments plan I take it?

Maybe, just don't read the fine print too closely ;)

Still better than some pay day loans...

[Psychosplodge]

I can loan you money, reasonable only 3,459% representative apr :rolleyes:

Don't listen to him, I'll loan to you at only 3450% apr.

[Magpie]

Don't listen to him, I'll loan to you at only 3450% apr.

Oh that's MUCH more reasonable.

Where do I sign? black pen or blood?

[Psychosplodge]

We merely need a DNA sample, fingerprint, address of you and two relatives from separate addresses in case you move, and passport photo. Plus a list of any distinguishing features.
So blood will do nicely.

[Magpie]

Fair cop, at least I keep my first born and right arm.

[Psychosplodge]

Fair cop, at least I keep my first born and right arm.

Unless you miss a couple of payments...