EldarGal passes her Toughness test.

[eldargal]

This morning I fell down two flights of stairs and didn't die. Or even break anything.:cool: Slightly high on pain killers which is nice. So yay me. I have a very impress bruise over one eye which makes me look like a panda bear.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I have a very impress bruise over one eye which makes me look like a panda bear.

Not sure if should find sexy.... Hahaha!

Well hun, I am glad that you aren't broken, that would have been most tragic.

[Psychosplodge]

You'll have to change your name, I'm not convinced Eldar fall.

[eldargal]

Ha!:p

[Wolfshade]

Strange usually Eldars pass iniative tests and fail toughness tests..

[Psychosplodge]

But we've answered the question to the age old question, Does EG bounce? and the answer is apparently.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Heh. Bounce.

[Kirsten]

This morning I fell down two flights of stairs and didn't die. Or even break anything.:cool: Slightly high on pain killers which is nice. So yay me. I have a very impress bruise over one eye which makes me look like a panda bear.

one of those rare occasions when someone can say they have a black eye from falling down stairs and it is true :P

[eldargal]

Yup.:) Actually a couple of years ago I gave myself a black eye walking into a door too. Had fun telling anyone who asked that my mother beat me.

[Brakkart]

Good to know you are okay and in fine humour too it seems cos:


Yup.:) Actually a couple of years ago I gave myself a black eye walking into a door too. Had fun telling anyone who asked that my mother beat me.

LOL! Cruel, but funny.

[Psychosplodge]

Yup.:) Actually a couple of years ago I gave myself a black eye walking into a door too. Had fun telling anyone who asked that my mother beat me.
The SO tells anyone she meets who asks why she walks with a stick its because I pushed her down the stairs...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'll push you down the stairs.

[Psychosplodge]

lol, Some of the looks you get from people that overhear are scary, somehow they hear that, but ignore the fact shes laughing...

[Wolfshade]

lol, Some of the looks you get from people that overhear are scary, somehow they hear that, but ignore the fact shes laughing...

Sounds like Stockholm syndrome...

[Psychosplodge]

Sounds like Stockholm syndrome...

:p

[eldargal]

The SO tells anyone she meets who asks why she walks with a stick its because I pushed her down the stairs...
I like your SO, my kind of humour.:p

[BrotherAlpharius]

Ssshhh! Don't let the Dark Angels hear you. They get their robes in a twist about people who've fallen.

That is an impressive (and painful sounding feat), on the bright side pandas are cute and there's no mention of you giving birth to a new Chaos god in the process.

When I first loaded the page I think my browser had briefly decided it was American as it appeared that you had fallen down the stairs and then gone online to announce it at about 5am.

But we've answered the question to the age old question, Does EG bounce? and the answer is apparently.

Maybe if you're a fickle Xenos. In order to be recognised as true by the Imperium of Man EldarGal must fall down the stairs every day for at least a century.

[Wildeybeast]

When I first loaded the page I think my browser had briefly decided it was American as it appeared that you had fallen down the stairs and then gone online to announce it at about 5am.

TBF, she does often post at 5 am GMT. It makes me think she is more Vampire than Eldar.

You are obviously made out of tough stuff EG, I fell in a 6 inch hole on Bonfire night and couldn't walk for a week. Swift recovery.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

Glad that you are ok, should use it to get TDA to serve you for a few days. "Ow, my poor leg...if only someone would bring me a cup of tea and a pot noodle....."

[Wildeybeast]

I'm pretty sure she has TDA whipped enough to have him waiting on her hand and foot without needing an excuse.

[BrotherAlpharius]

I'm pretty sure she has TDA whipped enough to have him waiting on her hand and foot without needing an excuse.

She has a manservant in Tactical Dreadnought Armour?!

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

I'm pretty sure she has TDA whipped enough to have him waiting on her hand and foot without needing an excuse.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536391_211467955626282_812250477_n.jpg

[Kyban]

She has a manservant in Tactical Dreadnought Armour?!

And he can still balance a tray! :p

[Mr Mystery]

Barely a proper accident!

Wait until you've been put through a window. Blood everywhere, bone visible. And I'm still kicking! :p

[Wildeybeast]

Barely a proper accident!

Wait until you've been put through a window. Blood everywhere, bone visible. And I'm still kicking! :p

Bah, that's nothing. My mate jumped off a second story balcony while drunk, woke up a few hours later on the porch roof when the sun came up, staggered to the pool and started drinking again with no more than few grazes.

[Mr Mystery]

A few grazes?

Not trying hard enough!

[Wildeybeast]

I thought EG's point was she suffered a potentially fatal accident and walked away relatively unscathed? You fell through a window and horribly maimed yourself by the sound of it.

[Mr Mystery]

Thrown, not fell :p

Proper man accidents involve scarring! And blood! And morphine! Then playing with exposed tendons whilst on morphine!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I think the Manservant that they are referring to is me.

And of course I would wait on her hand and foot... if she'd bloody let me!

[scadugenga]

I think the Manservant that they are referring to is me.

And of course I would wait on her hand and foot... if she'd bloody let me!

You see--the problem is, TDA---you didn't anticipate that she was going to fall down the stairs and either substituted yourself in her place, or been their to soften the landing.

You need to be more forward thinking amigo. ;P

All kidding aside, EG--glad you're safe and (relatively) sound, lass. Those kinds of falls tend to be much more tragic.

[Deadlift]

"Bump"

Glad you survived this time. Don't do it again. :p

[eldargal]

I often go shooting in the morning with my brothers, and when I don't I post on BoLS instead.:p


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536391_211467955626282_812250477_n.jpg
I like her style.

Bruisels is all hurty and stuff this morning.:( Still look like a panda so that's nice.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You like her style? Well then.

Awwwhhh! *hug*

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp347/uis_89/591v.jpg

I knew it, Eldargal is a Tsundere.

[eldargal]

All tsun and no dere.:p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well that's a lie. I have quite a few examples of you being adorable to me. :p

[eldargal]

I'm always adorable, I'm also a bit of a b*tch.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

Well that's a lie. I have quite a few examples of you being adorable to me. :p

So Eldargal is like this :
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/222/b/c/100__tsundere_by_neogoki-d5ak58n.jpg

And then you are like this :
http://www.artmajeur.com/files/jackcaine/images/artworks/650x650/684693_nosebleedstill.jpg

All begins to make sense now.

[Wildeybeast]

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp347/uis_89/591v.jpg

I knew it, Eldargal is a Tsundere.

:confused: Could you please explain this for me? I'm not as up on my Japanese nerd culture as I should be.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

They are males or females that tend to come across as irritable, stubborn, aggressive, moody ect on the surface but deep down they have a heart of gold, and usually takes someone special to open that side up (in the above case, it is obviously TDA). In real life, I find these sorts make the best friends as they are always brutally honest - so you always know where you stand with them. My pet tarantula could be described as sort of tsundere - as I will often try and pick her up for hugztimez and end up getting the cold shoulder (she will turn her back and head back into her tunnel)

[eldargal]

I do only dress to please myself, that is true.:cool:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yey! I'm special!
*awaits inevitable EG comment*

[Wildeybeast]

Special needs?

[Wildeybeast]

They are males or females that tend to come across as irritable, stubborn, aggressive, moody ect on the surface but deep down they have a heart of gold, and usually takes someone special to open that side up (in the above case, it is obviously TDA). In real life, I find these sorts make the best friends as they are always brutally honest - so you always know where you stand with them. My pet tarantula could be described as sort of tsundere - as I will often try and pick her up for hugztimez and end up getting the cold shoulder (she will turn her back and head back into her tunnel)

Thanks. What's with the scale thing then?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Special needs?

I do turn into a blathering wreck when I speak to her. Blahblarhgbabarrr.

[eldargal]

That's true he does.

Lolz.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Only because I love you. :)

[dark messenger]

Well I turn my back for a few days and Eldargal could've potentially died. Starting to think I'm fighting a losing battle here.
On the flipside I'm glad you survived EG, seriously. And not just coz you keep everyone else more or less in line around here :p

Also I'm pretty sure that you surviving such an ordeal unscathed technically makes you tougher than 99% of the Imperial Guard... and you weren't even wearing power armour or a displacement field...
Someone promote her to Lord General immediately!! :D

[Wildeybeast]

And not just coz you keep everyone else more or less in line around here :p


No one controls the Horsemen of Derailment! (Except TDA, and that's only cos he's whipped. And he's not a proper horseman since he became a mod anyway)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I control all.

[Wildeybeast]

Foolish pawn of Tzeentch, your power is a illusion. It was given to you by BR and he can take it away. He limits exactly what you can do with it and any attempt to exercise your power freely will result in it's removal. Furthermore, I'd like to see you resist any command given to you by EG.

[Houghten]

Well I turn my back for a few days and Eldargal could've potentially died. Starting to think I'm fighting a losing battle here.

Everyone has the potential to die every day.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

Foolish pawn of Tzeentch, your power is a illusion. It was given to you by BR and he can take it away. He limits exactly what you can do with it and any attempt to exercise your power freely will result in it's removal. Furthermore, I'd like to see you resist any command given to you by EG.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEJIyNmWc7Y

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

She doesn't control my actions. :p

[eldargal]

Or is that just what I want you to think...:p

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

She say's as she laugh's maniacally....

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/NapoleonDeCheese/To%20Love%20Ru/To20LOVE-Ru20-200520-2010.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Or is that just what I want you to think...:p

Yes mistress. Purrrrrrr.

[Psychosplodge]

so it's not more like this?
http://esura.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/20080704-suzumiya-haruhi-wallpaper-2.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Probably the other way around

[Wildeybeast]

With you in the dress?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

No, me being excited whilst she looks on with casual indifference.

[Wildeybeast]

I see. I'd imagine that you carrying her like that would be to undignified for EG. You pulling her in some sort of carriage while she flings coppers/insults at the peasants and occasionally whips you is probably more her thing.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Kinky.

[Wildeybeast]

I'd have said 'humiliating' but it's not like those two are mutually exclusive.

[eldargal]

I see. I'd imagine that you carrying her like that would be to undignified for EG. You pulling her in some sort of carriage while she flings coppers/insults at the peasants and occasionally whips you is probably more her thing.
I like this idea.

[Psychosplodge]

I see. I'd imagine that you carrying her like that would be to undignified for EG. You pulling her in some sort of carriage while she flings coppers/insults at the peasants and occasionally whips you is probably more her thing.


I like this idea.

Something like this?
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/77/dfe0b47f8d2f46da9dc509acfebadd1d/l.jpg

That was really difficult to find - with the people clothed....

[eldargal]

Somewhat inelegant, I'll have to have something nicer made. Maybe if I press-gang some others into helping/serving:
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/752/227247.JPG
http://www.debrawenlock.co.uk/Latest_News/The_Artist/Museum_Sedan_Chair/SedanChairDrawing.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I like this idea.

I swear to the Gods...

[Psychosplodge]

The problem there is you require more than just TDA to move those kind of contraptions.

[eldargal]

Pfft, there are many suitors I can demean in such a fashion.

[DrLove42]

Gamesday next year will be interesting....EG being carried around by 4 guys....

[Psychosplodge]

believe it when I see it...
Plus they all need to be a similar height or it'll be wonky.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I will have killed them all. :p

[eldargal]

Not with a shock collar on you won't.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Good luck getting the shock collar on. Plus, I will have killed them before you put it on. :p

[Psychosplodge]

All she'd have to do is sleep next to you for a single night, next morning *bam* you wake up shock collared, if she was more underhand she could just slip something in you drink... *bam* same outcome, plus a headache.

[DrLove42]

Psycho sounds like hes done this before.

[eldargal]

Or use tranquiliser darts. Not to mention I could take him in a fair fight.:p

[Deadlift]

Gamesday next year will be interesting....EG being carried around by 4 guys....

If you want I am sure I could carry you around in an adapted backpack :) think "Master Blaster" from Thunderdome. Lol

[Psychosplodge]

Psycho sounds like hes done this before.

No but I imagine he'd happily be lured to bed, and considering the actual reason people spike drinks getting a collar on should be easy, and I've been told having your drink spike leaves you with the worlds worst hangover...


Or use tranquiliser darts. Not to mention I could take him in a fair fight.:p
Fair?

If you want I am sure I could carry you around in an adapted backpack :) think "Master Blaster" from Thunderdome. Lol
Like a giant baby sling? That would be amusing...

[Denzark]

Use that drink that The Emperor Ming uses on his ladies in Flash Gordon, I'm sure TDA would react the same....

[Gotthammer]

If you want I am sure I could carry you around in an adapted backpack :) think "Master Blaster" from Thunderdome. Lol

Best cosplay ever.
Would the 40k equivalent be Inquisitor Karamasov and his dreadnought-chair thingamy?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Or use tranquiliser darts. Not to mention I could take him in a fair fight.:p

You are clearly forgetting that I don't play fair. You will probably have already been drugged by the time that you think about it.

Foresight.

[Psychosplodge]

*facepalm*

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm not being her slave. :p

[Deadlift]

I'm not being her slave. :p

I thought you already were :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'd have to travel a long way to meet her requests, which I do not mind doing, but even being allowed to go down there is the REAL challenge.

[Psychosplodge]

Most women don't complain if you offer to go down...

[Godless Zealot]

Most women don't complain if you offer to go down...

Trust you to spot that......:D

[Psychosplodge]

What? I meant travel to them, have you seen the price of petrol? You sir have a filthy mind :D

[Godless Zealot]

What? I meant travel to them, have you seen the price of petrol? You sir have a filthy mind :D

Then I apologise, not had my own vehicular transport for a while now so not following petrol prices as often as I used to. I was just basing my response on your usual unique sense of humour. :D

[Psychosplodge]

*snort*

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Either way.