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eldargal
04-15-2013, 12:19 AM
I love Macaroni cheese. Also fun upsetting a certain type of American when you point out it is French not American or Italian. Had fun with that back in 2004 or so around the silly boycott of French things.
It is nice with onion and ham in.
Mr Mystery
04-15-2013, 12:31 AM
And another mentioning putting Ham in it. Guess that's up on the experiment block soon!
I'd do it with tonight's (left overs) but I can't be bothered with going up the shops.
Wednesday? Fry up I think. Sausage, Egg and Bacon. Maybe with some chippy chips.
eldargal
04-15-2013, 12:54 AM
Bacon works too, or chopped up cooked sausages, left over meat etc.
Psychosplodge
04-15-2013, 02:55 AM
The Pancake house in Centre Parcs near Longleat have some odd toppings, full English breakfast, chilli and pepperoni are a few I have tried over the years and they are not bad. Chilli one with cheese and sour cream is my favorite but then I don't like sweet things much. My kids usually have the one covered in chocolate sauce ice cream and Maltesers. The mrs goes for Banoffi. We go every year around Christmas and I usually lose half a stone in preparation :o
Yeah the one in Sherwood Forest does similar stuff, but I just don't get it. Pancakes should come with sugar and lemon or golden syrup...
Deadlift
04-15-2013, 05:12 AM
Yeah the one in Sherwood Forest does similar stuff, but I just don't get it. Pancakes should come with sugar and lemon or golden syrup...
Last time I was in Canada I had them with Icecream, maple syrup and bacon. ****ing fantastic ;) I prefer the American style thick fluffy pancakes to our own thin crepe ones. Far more filling.
Psychosplodge
04-15-2013, 05:18 AM
Now that's an odd combination...
DrLove42
04-15-2013, 05:31 AM
British Pancakes are far nicer on their own, Americans work with the other stuff.
Homemade curry tonight i think. Or might go out on a limb and do the Minted Coriander Chicken again....
Wolfshade
04-15-2013, 05:33 AM
My mystery meat pastie today was a chicken balti pastie :)
Mr Mystery
04-15-2013, 05:41 AM
British Pancakes are far nicer on their own, Americans work with the other stuff.
Homemade curry tonight i think. Or might go out on a limb and do the Minted Coriander Chicken again....
Don't forget to share the recipes doofus.
Others want to make tasty curry foods. But perhaps not mint. Not a fan of mint meself :)
DrLove42
04-15-2013, 07:30 AM
From memory....
Fry some chickens.
Chop a whole onion up. Fry lightly for a few minutes, then put in a three quarters of a pint of chicken stock. Boil the onion/stock for 20-30 minutes, until tis boiled down to thin syrupy gold
Mix in with the chicken. Add spices (can either be curry powder or mix your own garlic, tumeric, ginger and the rest). Simmer for 10 minutes. Add the remaining quarter of pint of chicken stock while simmering.
When boiled down add Fat Free Greek Yogurt. Serve with Rice.
Its an awesome meal. And if you're on a Slimming World diet (such as ma Wife) its completly free (which means very healthy for the normal person)
Can't remember the Chicken Coriander from memory...i'll look it up in my book when i'm home
alshrive
04-16-2013, 02:33 AM
seeing as we have moved to curry I will share my Chilli Coconut Chicken Curry;
First Make a Paste in a blender using the following;
2 Sticks Lemon Grass
2 Garlic Cloves
A chunk of garlic (about the size of 2 garlic cloves)
2 birds eye chillis
Bunch Coriander
couple of tomatoes
a shallot
2tbsp Fish Sauce
2tbsp Dark Soy Sauce
Zest of One Lime
whizz all that together to get a nice fragrant paste.
Brown diced chicken thighs and put to one side. In the same pan start heating the paste until nice and aromatic. Add the browned chicken thighs and stir through coating in paste. Add one can of coconut milk and stir through. Simmer for 20-25 minutes until thighs cooked through completely. add juice of lime you previously zested (if necessary you can thicken the sauce at this stage).
and voila. serve with rice and other yummy sides!
Mr Mystery
04-16-2013, 02:40 AM
I think I may need to invest in a blender as well......
Got a weeny hand one, but it's best for Hummus and that.
Mr Mystery
04-21-2013, 04:06 AM
Watching Saturday Kitchen (yes I know it's on on a Sunday..) and they're doing a fishy dishy, which is always welcome.
Which reminds me I've not cooked fish for a while. Which is a shame, and soon to be rectified! Poached Haddock with samphire and leek. So easy!
Take some smoke haddock, remove the skin (only weirdos keep skin on their white fish!) and roughly chop into chunk.
Pour milk into a frying pan, and season with salt and pepper to taste. Careful with the salt if using samphire. That's naturally salty as is!
When it's lightly steaming, add in the haddock, samphire and chopped leek, with a knob of butter. Being to the boil, then reduce the heat and allow to simmer until, in the immortal words of my Granny Allan, it's done.
If you don't have much haddock, you end up with a sort of fish soup. Lots of haddock? Closer to a stew. Simple, fast and ridiculously tasty! And depending on what milk you use, incredibly low in fat.
Oh, and serve with fresh crusty bread....
eldargal
04-22-2013, 04:36 AM
My father made a tipsy cake, I don't think he has quite grasped the concept, it's more of a ****faced cake. I'm drunk before luncheon 'cos he used a whole bottle of aremangac in it.
Psychosplodge
04-22-2013, 04:44 AM
A tipsy cake? O_o
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 05:04 AM
Cake soaked in booze old boy. The best sort of cake!
The Jamaicans are particularly adept at it...as I found out to my glee around Christmas!
Psychosplodge
04-22-2013, 05:10 AM
Sounds fascinating...
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 05:11 AM
Is very nice! Girl in my team brought one in which I suspect was around 90% proper Jamaican 'oh god I can't see at all' Rum. Absolutely delicious!
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 05:35 AM
Oh....MY! (http://www.keevilandkeevil.co.uk/meat-boxes/the-bodybuilder-meat-box/)
I may not be a body builder, but I think I'm in love... That is cracking value! I prefer my lean meat to other type, and I do like to avoid supermarket meat where possible (at the risk of sounding Daily Mail, I want my meat to be British born and slaughtered, ideally organic and as free range as it can be.)
That little lot would keep me going for a good couple of months at least.... Payday tomorrow... I shall place an order and let you know how it goes!
Wolfshade
04-22-2013, 05:48 AM
I imagine that that is the sort of thing Deadpanda eats daily...
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 05:50 AM
I think it's his overflow....
But shall defo be ordering one tomorrow. Meat is good!
Wolfshade
04-22-2013, 05:59 AM
I think it's his overflow....
But shall defo be ordering one tomorrow. Meat is good!
You say that, but wait till you see an accident involving a lorry carrying arbitour waste crashing and loosing it's load...
Psychosplodge
04-22-2013, 06:02 AM
Just drive behind one... OMG the smell...
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 06:07 AM
Dudes. I handle intestines on a weekly basis whilst making sausages. I know it's smelly!
eldargal
04-22-2013, 06:37 AM
Oh....MY! (http://www.keevilandkeevil.co.uk/meat-boxes/the-bodybuilder-meat-box/)
I may not be a body builder, but I think I'm in love... That is cracking value! I prefer my lean meat to other type, and I do like to avoid supermarket meat where possible (at the risk of sounding Daily Mail, I want my meat to be British born and slaughtered, ideally organic and as free range as it can be.)
That little lot would keep me going for a good couple of months at least.... Payday tomorrow... I shall place an order and let you know how it goes!
That's not Daily Mail, that's just sensible.
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 06:43 AM
Was meaning the 'I want it British' bit :)
But yeah. Just because the poor sod is going end up on my plate doesn't mean I don't care. Buy the best you can possible afford, that's my motto!
DeadPanda
04-22-2013, 06:43 AM
That meat box is amazing :D
eldargal
04-22-2013, 06:45 AM
So did I.:p We have great meat in this country and there is nothing bigoted about supporting local quality producers. Doesn't mean you can't try other things sometimes, I'm partial to Agneau de pré-salé and foie gras from France for example. But 90% of the meat I eat is British, organic and local. Sometimes from our own animals.
DeadPanda
04-22-2013, 06:51 AM
I am good friends with my local butchers, I do try and and get most of meat from him. However when needs must I do have to resort to Sainsburys. Sometimes I eat for the protein so it's just a chicken breast or 2 on the foreman grill, but I do love a nice slow roast shoulder of lamb or a big meaty Rib eye is good. I think it's importent to enjoy your food sometimes and appreciate where it's come from by giving it the proper treatment in the kitchen. I dont always have the chance, but when I do I'm a happy man :D
Mr Mystery
04-22-2013, 07:05 AM
Yup.
Although I like to snack, meatwise I'm quite fussy.....though two tins of Meatballs in my cupboard betray a deepset weakness from childhood.....
Mr Mystery
04-25-2013, 03:20 PM
For tomorrow's 'Come Dine with Me' cook off at work?
I'm not cooking. Instead, Tuscan Bread Salad, with Italian tapasy bits, and some Hummus, to be served with Ciabatta.
Wolfshade
04-26-2013, 02:03 AM
Two things,
Firstly, "You don't win friends with salad"
Secondly, wherever I see "ciabatta" I mentally replace ith with chewbacca
Mr Mystery
04-26-2013, 03:47 AM
Mind does. It's dead tasty. Oh, and served with three kind of porkymeatmeats....
Wolfshade
04-26-2013, 03:58 AM
Mind does. It's dead tasty. Oh, and served with three kind of porkymeatmeats....
Ham Gammon and Shoulder?
Mr Mystery
04-26-2013, 04:02 AM
Salami, Proscuttio and Serrano.
Mr Mystery
07-08-2013, 12:59 PM
Good evening!
And update from Mystery Kitchens...
Last night I prepared a Roast. Chicken, Sweet Potato (cheers for the plug Deadlift!), Onion, Carrot and Celery. Chicken naturally had a pricked lemon inserted into it's jacksie. Net result was a delicious meal.
A delicious meal with 2/3rds of a cooked chicken left over.....
So tonight, I chopped up half a dozen spring onions, a large red pepper, and shredded up another 1/3rd of the chicken, and added it to some couscous, prepared with a vegetable bouillon.
Dead quick (5 mins all in), and loads left for lunch and possibly dinner tomorrow.
My next experiments will feature Polenta, because its dead versatile. And I can make Corndogs with it...
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 04:47 AM
Howdy!
And now for something offally good (do you see what I did there?)
Building up a decent respect for my local butcher, who has been able to lay his mitts on intestines for my sausage making, so have decided my next culinary adventure will be into the world of offal. After all, it's there, and prepared well, it's very tasty!
Anyone got any home recipes for offal?
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 04:52 AM
What you do is, gather it all together, in a single mass. And you take that mass. and put it in the bin.
Then you get some good quality steak and have that instead.
eldargal
07-31-2013, 04:55 AM
Devilled Kidneys! Plenty of recipes about, basically you dust the barstuds in flour mixed with salt and lots of cayenne pepper then roll them in mustard powder. Fry them in butter on a gentle heat for a few minutes until just pink in the middle. Add a few splashes of worcester sauce and some chicken stock when they are about done and simmer it until it thickens.
I recommend buying Fergus Hendersons Nose to Tail Eating books. He has a lovely recipe for kidneys roasted in their own fat with salt.
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 04:59 AM
I do like Kidneys! Though from memory, only really had them in steak and kidney pie.
Liver - Dead easy. Fresh as possible (never frozen!), dredge in flour mixed with black pepper (freshly ground). Fry, serve with onions, onion gravy and mash.
Will talk to Mr Butcher about obtaining the Kidneys. And will see if I can get him to trim them up for me, on account my kitchen knives are on their last legs, and likely not up to the task!
Wolfshade
07-31-2013, 05:08 AM
chicken heart kebobs!
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 05:11 AM
chicken heart kebobs!
Been looking at those too.... Seem nicely ecnomical in both money, and time (being diddy, no need to muck around chopping them up!).
Got any marinade suggestions Wolfie?
BTW, when I win the lottery (jackpot mark you!) and have my massive gaming palace, all respondants on this thread are cordially invited to dindins and gaming!
As for Kidneys.....DING DONG! (http://www.keevilandkeevil.co.uk/beef-steaks/ox-kidney/)
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 05:25 AM
Gaming BBQ weekend at Mystery's? We'll hold you to that :p
eldargal
07-31-2013, 05:57 AM
Ox kidneys are great for steak and kidney pie/pudding, but for devilled kidneys get lamb.
Wildeybeast
07-31-2013, 06:25 AM
Right, I'm contributing to this thread just to get an invite to Mystery's massive nerd/food fest. I think it should be called Nerfodstock. Or the Foodhammer Big Weekend.
eldargal
07-31-2013, 06:27 AM
Or Offalapolooza.
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 06:38 AM
Just remember....it's post-Lottery win, which is yet to occur.
And if it's the Euromillions, expect me to greet you piloting a Sentinel.
Which you won't be allowed a shot on.
Offalpalooza has a ring to it! (as do most commercially available sausages. Yak yak yak!)
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 06:43 AM
The Foodhammer big weekend :D
Brilliant.
Wolfshade
07-31-2013, 06:44 AM
Don't forget people grow from the arse-hole out.
Wildeybeast
07-31-2013, 06:56 AM
Offalapooza has nice ring to it, but doesn't convey the nerd element and makes you think it is a weekend entirely themed around offal. Which I hope it isn't. You have to think branding EG, how does your name sell your product. The Foodhammer Big Weekend does just that.
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 06:59 AM
Mr Mystery's Meat 'n' Beat?
Too rude?
Wildeybeast
07-31-2013, 07:01 AM
That may even be better than Foodhammer Big Weekend. It adds you as host to the branding, whilst introducing a cheeky bit of humour and personality.
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 07:04 AM
Indeed, and you shouldn't get a cease&desist either >_<
Wolfshade
07-31-2013, 07:06 AM
Been looking at those too.... Seem nicely ecnomical in both money, and time (being diddy, no need to muck around chopping them up!).
Got any marinade suggestions Wolfie?
Honey & Mustard :)
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 07:09 AM
Right. Excellent.
Now to win the Euromillions on a multi-rollover.
Gold plated Forgeworld for EVERYONE!
And things like fried 'Nads.
Wildeybeast
07-31-2013, 07:09 AM
What's all this on topic nonsense Wolfie?
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 07:15 AM
Right. Excellent.
Now to win the Euromillions on a multi-rollover.
Gold plated Forgeworld for EVERYONE!
And things like fried 'Nads.
I'm not sure the plating process would work with resin?
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 07:16 AM
Well it's not going to be solid gold. That'd be tasteless.
Psychosplodge
07-31-2013, 07:19 AM
Have to make you own moulds, to cast in a base metal first? then plate...
Mr Mystery
07-31-2013, 07:23 AM
I'd just pay Forgeworld to do it.
And to make me a Warlord.
Or 6.
Wolfshade
07-31-2013, 07:28 AM
What's all this on topic nonsense Wolfie?
By being on topic when the topic has moved off topic it is itself an act of off topicing, behold I am the master deraileur!
Deadlift
09-18-2013, 03:53 AM
Right guys this threads been neglected for far too long and I need inspiration.
Friday is my better looking halfs birthday, now I'm no novice in the kitchen but you know sometimes its good to get ideas.
So my mrs has requested a good steak dinner (this is why we're married )
So guys outside the box, give me your ideas for a good sauce to go with it . I usually do Stilton and port or a chilli and lime one amongst others. But I want to do something different.
Over to you guys :D
eldargal
09-18-2013, 03:56 AM
Cafe de Paris butter?
Psychosplodge
09-18-2013, 03:57 AM
Henderson's relish goes well on a steak while you're frying it.
But I looked up beef teriyaki for some reason recently, and it sounds nice...
Wolfshade
09-18-2013, 03:59 AM
Maple syrup.
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 04:00 AM
Peppercorn. It's a classic for a reason.
Or why not a variety of sauces, and a selection of steaks?
Wolfshade
09-18-2013, 04:03 AM
The blood of the beast and the wailing and lement of your enemies?
Deadlift
09-18-2013, 04:04 AM
Cafe de Paris butter?
What's that ?
Deadlift
09-18-2013, 04:05 AM
Peppercorn. It's a classic for a reason.
Or why not a variety of sauces, and a selection of steaks?
This isn't a bad idea at all.
eldargal
09-18-2013, 04:07 AM
Butter with stuff in (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/food/403223/Steaks-with-Cafe-de-Paris-butter).
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 04:19 AM
This isn't a bad idea at all.
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4962208777176407&w=260&h=133&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 04:22 AM
Cafe De Paris Butter appears to just be a poncily named Garlic Butter.
Beecos uf curse, ze French, 'ow you say, zey cannot just name eet 'garleek buuterre'. Zey 'ave to geev eet a poncey name, no?
eldargal
09-18-2013, 04:53 AM
Well it's got anchovies and herbs and heaps of stuff in it beyond garlic.:p
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 04:55 AM
Zat ees urnly beecos ze French like to eet roobeeesh yes?
DrLove42
09-18-2013, 05:01 AM
2nd best steak I've ever had was a gorgeous peppercorn crust thing I had in Tenerife....damn that was good.
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 05:02 AM
What was the first best steak then?
Kaptain Badrukk
09-18-2013, 05:08 AM
I swear by straight pan frying with just a little salt and pepper rubbed into the tenderised meat.
Then for sauce try 3 drops of Tabasco in a garlic butter sauce.
Serve with either an undressed side salad or a jacket potato served with strong brie depending on how hungry you are.
Of course swearing by this caused trouble last time i was in court, but we live with these things.
"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me straight pan frying with just a little salt and pepper rubbed into the tenderised meat."
That didn't go over well.
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 05:11 AM
Nooooo!!! Never, ever pre-salt your steak!
Freshly ground black pepper, yes. Absolutely a good idea.
But not salt. You draw out the moisture, making it more likely to be a tough steak!
DrLove42
09-18-2013, 05:15 AM
What was the first best steak then?
Steak I had last year in the US
Prime Texan Sirloin steak, 28 day matured, then 28 day marinade in Jack Daniels, before flame roasted, medium-rare on a natural wood fire.
I still have sex dreams about that steak
Kaptain Badrukk
09-18-2013, 05:17 AM
Nooooo!!! Never, ever pre-salt your steak!
Freshly ground black pepper, yes. Absolutely a good idea.
But not salt. You draw out the moisture, making it more likely to be a tough steak!
Really? I always use a tiny amount mixed in with the fresh ground pepper and never have a problem. On your advice I shall do otherwise next time and see if there's an improvement.
Wolfshade
09-18-2013, 05:30 AM
Salt is good for steak it helps to tenderise it without beating it to death with a meat hammer
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 05:34 AM
Or you just buy the best steak possible, and not worry about it :p
Though I've often dreamed of starting a co-operative small holding thingy, where you find someone with the land and skills to raise a Moo Cow or Oink Pig (or both), and then club together with others to purchase and feed the animal, with a little profit on the side for the person doing the majority of the work. When it goes to slaughter, the carcass is divvied up amongst those taking part.
Would be lovely if you ask me!
Cap'nSmurfs
09-18-2013, 06:01 AM
Co-operatives for the fothermucking win.
Psychosplodge
09-18-2013, 06:03 AM
Co-operative for the fothermucking win.
How's that britannia purchase working out?
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 06:03 AM
Yup.
Trick is the organising of such a thing.
I'm sure most small holder wouldn't mind an extra animal where it's bought and paid for by others!
Wolfshade
09-18-2013, 06:17 AM
Co-operatives for the fothermucking win.
Sounds some weird commune thing going on
Mr Mystery
09-18-2013, 06:56 AM
Nah. As it implies you've actually bought what you've got, rather than an assumption. :p
It's not practical to do it for one person, as the animal is just too much to eat!
Wolfshade
09-18-2013, 07:11 AM
Nah. As it implies you've actually bought what you've got, rather than an assumption. :p
It's not practical to do it for one person, as the animal is just too much to eat!
Having previously had a deer in my freezer I can atest to that
Mr Mystery
09-19-2013, 05:22 AM
And now....now I am tempted to make some chinese style hot and spicy soup, because as winter draws nearer, it's time to dust off the slow cooker....
Wolfshade
09-19-2013, 05:52 AM
Slow cooker combined with a bread maker with timer.
Get home stew is cooked, and fresh crusty bread to go with it. Double win.
Mr Mystery
09-19-2013, 06:42 AM
Bread Makers are not necessary in mine abode. I make my own by hand.
Wouldn't be the same without actually feeling the dough properly.
But yes. Stew. Man my stews vary! Always filling, always tender and well cooked, but level of flavour just keeps fluctuating!
Wolfshade
09-19-2013, 07:10 AM
I do prefer to kneed by hand, but it does mean that I can programme it to finish when I arrive home.
Whereas making it would take a while.
Mr Mystery
09-19-2013, 07:16 AM
I guess. Though there's not such thing as over proving in my book. Longer you leave it, the betterer it is!
Prep night before, leave to prove in the fridge. In the morning, out the fridge, knock it back, leave it out in it's tin. When you get home, bung it in the oven and bake. Luvverly!
Rissan4ever
09-19-2013, 12:26 PM
Man, I thought this thread was gonna be about auto-erotic cannibalism. :(
Psychosplodge
09-20-2013, 01:48 AM
Well how could you come and write about it after trying it?
DrLove42
09-20-2013, 04:04 AM
Winter does mean heartier foods. My home made pies, though simple and probably highly unhealthy are one of my signiture pieces.
Mr Mystery
09-24-2013, 03:19 AM
Recipe oh Dr of Carnal Relations?
Also, I've never eaten Oysters. Not sure why I feel the need to share that, but there you go.
eldargal
09-24-2013, 03:28 AM
I love oysters. My record is over 12 dozen in one sitting.
Psychosplodge
09-24-2013, 03:32 AM
That sounds stomach churning.
Mr Mystery
09-24-2013, 03:33 AM
I love oysters. My record is over 12 dozen in one sitting.
Blimey!
So you'll have to forgive my utter ignorance here....but do you chew Oysters or not? I can't seem to get a consensus.
eldargal
09-24-2013, 03:33 AM
Not to me.:p
Absolutely chew them, otherwise you don't get the flavour. I've always felt whoever said that whole 'swallow not to chew' thing didn't really like oysters.
Step 1: Move the oyster around in the shell with the oyster fork to detach it completely from the shell.
Step 2: Pour oyster and shell liquid into mouth
Step 3: Chew it a few times
Step 4: Swallow
Wolfshade
09-24-2013, 03:50 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternate_universe.png
Replace Lobster with oyster
Psychosplodge
09-24-2013, 03:51 AM
Replace with any kind of shellfish...
eldargal
09-24-2013, 03:54 AM
That's fine, I'll have your share. This often happens at parties with set menus, friends just pass their oysters and shellfish to me. I approve.:cool:
Deadlift
09-24-2013, 03:55 AM
Not to me.:p
Absolutely chew them, otherwise you don't get the flavour. I've always felt whoever said that whole 'swallow not to chew' thing didn't really like oysters.
Step 1: Move the oyster around in the shell with the oyster fork to detach it completely from the shell.
Step 2: Pour oyster and shell liquid into mouth
Step 3: Chew it a few times
Step 4: Swallow
Don't forget a good glass of white wine, a classic pairing that complement each other really well. Me I usually go Sauvignon Blanc. Obviously served well chilled :)
Wolfshade
09-24-2013, 03:56 AM
Replace with any kind of shellfish...
Good to see you are remembering your levicticus
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you
eldargal
09-24-2013, 03:57 AM
Good cider also goes well with them. :)
Mr Mystery
09-24-2013, 03:57 AM
And to eat them as are, or a whiff of tabasco on top? Or just lemon?
Not fussed for etiquette like, just making sure should I buy some, I'm getting decent bang for my buck!
Gotthammer
09-24-2013, 03:58 AM
This often happens at parties with set menus, friends just pass their oysters and shellfish to me. I approve.:cool:
I also approve. Giant nose-bogeys in shells is what they are :p
Wolfie - I don't think Cambodia is an alternate universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhuDtEtBtrk).
eldargal
09-24-2013, 03:58 AM
I usually alternate between completely natural (just like me, hur) and a bit of lemon or vinaigrette. some 'purists' will say you should never have anything on them but that's snobbery, a little of the above mentioned condiments can lift the flavour. Just don't smother them in heavy sauces and lots of strong flavoured things.
Deadlift
09-24-2013, 03:59 AM
And to eat them as are, or a whiff of tabasco on top? Or just lemon?
Not fussed for etiquette like, just making sure should I buy some, I'm getting decent bang for my buck!
Last time I had them was at a black tie, cocktail party. With a twist of pepper and a vodka martini. Not bad but the whole wearing a tux doesn't sit well with me. Obviously in Devon we have our fair share of fresh sea food easily abvailable.
Given the choice though, I prefer mussels in a white wine, garlic and cream sauce served with crusty bread over Oysters any day. Or Scallops maybe. Feck I'm hungry now.
Wolfshade
09-24-2013, 04:01 AM
Wolfie - I don't think Cambodia is an alternate universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhuDtEtBtrk).
Well you of course are entitled to that opinion
Mr Mystery
09-24-2013, 04:05 AM
I usually alternate between completely natural (just like me, hur) and a bit of lemon or vinaigrette. some 'purists' will say you should never have anything on them but that's snobbery, a little of the above mentioned condiments can lift the flavour. Just don't smother them in heavy sauces and lots of strong flavoured things.
Cool.
I shall nip down Sankey's on Saturday (our local reputable fishmonger, and also runs best late night drinking venue in the town...same family, same family business) and procure me some. I think.
eldargal
09-24-2013, 04:10 AM
They should be freshly shucked for you and make sure they don't tip all the water out when they do it, the water the oyster has been living in needs to be consumd with the oyster.:)
Mr Mystery
09-24-2013, 04:15 AM
Cool! Thanks for the tip! (that's what she said!)
Psychosplodge
09-24-2013, 04:27 AM
Good to see you are remembering your levicticus
No, just that they survive by filtering ****...
Deadlift
10-08-2013, 01:27 PM
So I made a chicken Caesar dressing tonight from scratch. I followed a Delia smith recipe but (a) tripled the garlic and more importantly (b) had x 4 chicken breasts instead of one :D
Dead easy recipe
1 large egg
1 clove garlic (3 for me)
1 heaped teaspoon of mustard powder, English of course.
1/2 teaspoon of Worcester sauce
Juice of 1 lime
150ml of good quality extra virgin olive oil.
I added 2 anchovies to this which were not in the recipe.
Bung in a food processor and blitz until smooth.
For the salad we used "hearts of romaine" and after mixing in the diced cooked chicken breasts, I drizzled the dressing over the top and finished the dish off with grated Parmesan. Yummy and I just had to share ;)
Mr Mystery
10-08-2013, 01:44 PM
Nice!
I intend to attempt an authentic Teriyaki once I've been paid.
Always good to expand the repertoire!
Kirsten
10-08-2013, 02:02 PM
I found a new favourite the other day, salt and pepper chicken. basically home made chicken nuggets for chinese meals. secret to the batter? custard powder. mix salt, pepper, corn flour, and custard powder with some oil and mix, pop the chicken in, and fry in a few tablespoons of oil.
Mr Mystery
10-08-2013, 02:33 PM
Interesting!
May have to give that a bash.
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 08:55 AM
Next project is mastering Indian Fingerfoods, such as Samosas and that. On account I love them I do!
Local Tesco's does a suitable pastry, so just need to get of my backside and procure the ingredients.
Also, this month, procured some new kitchen knives, to replace the cheapo pound shop ones I got three years ago!
Deadlift
11-13-2013, 09:14 AM
Next project is mastering Indian Fingerfoods, such as Samosas and that. On account I love them I do!
Local Tesco's does a suitable pastry, so just need to get of my backside and procure the ingredients.
Also, this month, procured some new kitchen knives, to replace the cheapo pound shop ones I got three years ago!
I splurged on knives a few yes ago. I bought a set of Tojiro Senkou and the are not only beautiful but really awesome too. I'm sure I could cut someone's head off with one easily :D
Gotthammer
11-13-2013, 09:18 AM
Not to self: be nice to Deadlift :p
My daughter and I made our own taco shells the other night, a most successful endeavour :) We also made mud cake 'cause why not :p
*brb raiding the fridge*
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 09:20 AM
Bwahaha! THE LEAGUE OF FATTIES WADDLES PONDEROUSLY ONWARDS!
Been looking up other indian recipes. Like Bhajis (so easy!) and that. Defo going to have to prepare myself a vegetarian indian feast some time soon.
Why Veggie? I honestly feel meat ruins many an indian dish!
Deadlift
11-13-2013, 09:25 AM
Bwahaha! THE LEAGUE OF FATTIES WADDLES PONDEROUSLY ONWARDS!
Been looking up other indian recipes. Like Bhajis (so easy!) and that. Defo going to have to prepare myself a vegetarian indian feast some time soon.
Why Veggie? I honestly feel meat ruins many an indian dish!
I think most Indians are veggies aren't they ? Still personally I like my food to have at least one element that used to breath.
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 09:44 AM
Vegetarianism is highly prevalent in India, but many do eat meat, though likely not as often as us in Europe.
I just find the veggies used take on the spice flavour without changing it, and with the right variety, you get your texture as well. For instance, Cauliflower. Cooked right, it's crunchy. It's also naturally pretty flavourless. So ideal for indian cooking, where there are many other flavours.
Beef is out for authentic, as they just don't eat it. Tends to be mostly fish and chicken meat wise.
Wolfshade
11-13-2013, 09:59 AM
Next project is mastering Indian Fingerfoods, such as Samosas and that.
Why did I think of lady's fingers?
Also, pakora it. Anything can be.
Also, I am disapointed, you can make your own pastry, or your own chapptais or naan. Nom.
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 10:02 AM
Lack of workspace is the main issue. I barely have enough room to set down a chopping board. So the pastries and that are bought in for convenience sake.
Wolfshade
11-13-2013, 10:06 AM
if you can fit a gaming board in you can make your own pastry even for a pasty large enough for deadlift (that is for him to eat not chop him up and cook him)
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 10:14 AM
Chopping board.
Not gaming board.
Got a realm of battle. All flat panels. Never used it!
Wolfshade
11-13-2013, 10:18 AM
Wellity wellity well. Your gaming board could be a rolling board!
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 10:28 AM
Skulls for the Samosa God?
Because frankly, if Khorne reckons he's having any, he can have a face full of forehead, just like everyone else!
Wolfshade
11-13-2013, 10:32 AM
Ring of fire
Mr Mystery
11-13-2013, 10:39 AM
Pffrt. I'll give him gushing blood. FROM HIS NIPSY!!!
But yes. Back to topic.
Planning Pakora, a Dhal, Samosa and Bhaji. Lovely stuff.
Psychosplodge
11-13-2013, 04:13 PM
When are you going back to food and not random assortments of letters?
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 06:50 AM
Right about.....now.
So, decided I need a pressure cooker, and a new large pan. Amazon will be receiving my order a week tomorrow!
From there, brand new culinary adventures can take place. Like making bacon butter popcorn. No idea how yet, but I knows I can do it!
Psychosplodge
11-14-2013, 06:53 AM
Madness!
Bacon butter?
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 06:56 AM
It must be possible! Surely!
Could be as simple as cooking up lots of bacon in butter (proper butter mind), and then reserving the resultant liquor for later, nefarious purpose.
Psychosplodge
11-14-2013, 06:59 AM
possibly. Seems as easy as any other method...
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 07:01 AM
Many, many cackles will be heard from my flat during this grand experiment....
Best bit is, it's not veggie friendly.
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 07:53 AM
Also, sorely tempted to buy a Sandwich Toaster. I firmly believe every kitchen should have one. Gathering dust at the back of a cupboard.
But not mine. I love toasties me!
Psychosplodge
11-14-2013, 08:00 AM
I prefer actual toast...
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 08:05 AM
Toast is not to be knocked, but I do enjoy a Toastie now and again.
It think it's the ease of cooking coupled with the general versatility. Grate some cheese, slice some meat, bung it together, PRESTO, tasty snack.
Deadlift
11-14-2013, 10:58 AM
Many, many cackles will be heard from my flat during this grand experiment....
Best bit is, it's not veggie friendly.
So what did you make ?
Mr Mystery
11-14-2013, 11:39 AM
Nothing yet....but going for Bacon Butter Popcorn....
Psychosplodge
11-15-2013, 09:19 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/qp2psg.gif
Wolfshade
11-15-2013, 09:34 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/qp2psg.gif
Brilliant, dicing the dice!
+ This message is Wolfshade approved +
Mr Mystery
11-19-2013, 07:55 AM
Trying to find a recipe for a really nice dipping sauce I had with Samosas.
Sadly, the ones online seem to be for a thick sauce, whereas this was quite thin. A hot, sour thin sauce. With chilli and coriander.
Mr Mystery
11-20-2013, 06:43 AM
Insects appearing on Parisian menus (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24912602).
I'm in favour of this. Protein is protein, and it's certainly a culinary adventure. Plus, insects are plentiful, and likely require less to raise than more common food animals.
Psychosplodge
11-20-2013, 06:48 AM
*shudder*
Though yes I have no objection to the french eating insects.
eldargal
11-20-2013, 06:52 AM
I've eaten various insects on holiday in several places, not so bad really. Chocolate coated honey ants from somewhere or other and various things. Though I think the premise behind that chaps restaurant is a tad silly, it would make more sense to get people eating all the wasted offals from the animals we already harvest then moving onto insects.
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 06:52 AM
I'd eat them, but then I guess that's no surprise to anyone.
Psychosplodge
11-20-2013, 06:55 AM
Are we at risk if we stay still in your presence for too long DL?
eldargal
11-20-2013, 06:56 AM
Eldargals Whether Or Not To Eat It Checklist (EGWONTEIC for short):
1) Is it poisonous?
2) Does it taste horrible?
3) Is it endangered?
If yes, I won't eat it.
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 06:57 AM
Are we at risk if we stay still in your presence for too long DL?
Depends if I have chicken with me ;)
Gamesday 2008, some lad pointed to my large backpack and I asked me what army I had brought. I laughed and explained it was lunch :o
Mr Mystery
11-20-2013, 06:58 AM
I'd agree with pushing to eat more offal.
British tastes in particular have become really squeamish all of a sudden. I mean, people turn their nose up at Haggis, declaring it to be disgusting, yet happily tuck into sausages on a regular basis (and rightly too). But hey, between a Haggies and a Sausage, I know exactly what goes into a Haggis. Sausages? No so much.
eldargal
11-20-2013, 07:01 AM
Haggis is delicious. When properly made.
The brother of a friend used to work at a factory making chicken nuggets and various processed meat-things for a big, popular company that shall remain nameless. He said if people knew what went into them they would never, ever eat them ever again. He wouldn't elaborate and I didn't press him on account of never eating that stuff anyway but it does amuse me to think that people will happily eat cheap god knows what in supermarket sausages and processeds foods then sneer at various delicious offal dishes.
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 07:01 AM
I'd agree with pushing to eat more offal.
British tastes in particular have become really squeamish all of a sudden. I mean, people turn their nose up at Haggis, declaring it to be disgusting, yet happily tuck into sausages on a regular basis (and rightly too). But hey, between a Haggies and a Sausage, I know exactly what goes into a Haggis. Sausages? No so much.
+1
Psychosplodge
11-20-2013, 07:02 AM
Eldargals Whether Or Not To Eat It Checklist (EGWONTEIC for short):
1) Is it poisonous?
2) Does it taste horrible?
3) Is it endangered?
If yes, I won't eat it.
I'd add does it look like vomit or worms?
does it smell awful?
I'd agree with pushing to eat more offal.
British tastes in particular have become really squeamish all of a sudden. I mean, people turn their nose up at Haggis, declaring it to be disgusting, yet happily tuck into sausages on a regular basis (and rightly too). But hey, between a Haggis and a Sausage, I know exactly what goes into a Haggis. Sausages? No so much.
If you did you probably wunt eat them either :D
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 07:03 AM
Haggis is delicious. When properly made.
The brother of a friend used to work at a factory making chicken nuggets and various processed meat-things for a big, popular company that shall remain nameless. He said if people knew what went into them they would never, ever eat them ever again. He wouldn't elaborate and I didn't press him on account of never eating that stuff anyway but it does amuse me to think that people will happily eat cheap god knows what in supermarket sausages and processeds foods then sneer at various delicious offal dishes.
Jamie Oliver did a live show a few years back, it showed exactly how those nuggets are made. Disgusting.
eldargal
11-20-2013, 07:03 AM
I can cope with bad smelling food, some of my favourite foods are matured blue vein cheeses.:p
Gotthammer
11-20-2013, 07:08 AM
2) Does it taste horrible?
That's all well and good but your definition of "doesn't taste horrible" is highly suspect (see above) ;)
Gamesday 2008, some lad pointed to my large backpack and I asked me what army I had brought. I laughed and explained it was lunch :o
OMG Deadlift you are so adorable :p I went to school with a guy who looked like he brought a loaf of bread to eat but it was actually a stack of sandwiches. Meanwhile I had two sausage sandwiches for dinner and I'm done :D
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 07:12 AM
I think you just made me blush :D
Mr Mystery
11-20-2013, 07:26 AM
Offal got me thinking. Now looking into Pate recipes, on account anyone who doesn't eat Pate (unless for religious or animal welfare reasons) is to be suspected of everything. The big weirdos.
Deadlift
11-20-2013, 07:30 AM
I Ike it smooth, not lumpy. Duck is nice at Chrimbo, and chicken liver. Never made it though.
Mr Mystery
11-20-2013, 07:33 AM
Seems straight forward enough, from the recipes I'm looking at.
Always start with a simple one, and then ponce it up from there!
And I agree, smooth pate trumps coarse anyday.
Mr Mystery
11-20-2013, 08:24 AM
I Ike it smooth, not lumpy. Duck is nice at Chrimbo, and chicken liver. Never made it though.
Also.....
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4525170158797951&w=146&h=145&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7
Mr Mystery
12-03-2013, 05:58 AM
Jingle Bells, Roquefort Smells.....and that's enough of that for now.
Received my Christmas box from my parents today, and naturally all presents now opened!
Including a 'Food DIY' book.
Got to admit, it never occurred to me to use pound shop plastic storage crates as cure boxes....
Time for Mr Mystery to start makin' Bacon!
And with a future procurement of a vac pack machine, I may even be able to send my fellow Bolsters little packages of porky joy. Unless of course your taste buds/faith prevent you partaking in bacon, because then sending you bacons would possibly just cause offense.
eldargal
12-03-2013, 06:05 AM
Aw, now I want Roquefort. Curing your own meat is great, you can make it just how you want it. Next step is smokehouse outside.;)
Mr Mystery
12-03-2013, 06:19 AM
Also has a recipe for Bacon Jam.
You goddam better believe it!
Wolfshade
12-03-2013, 06:23 AM
Curing your own meat is great,
You can cure my meat any time, hurr
Bacon Jam sounds wrong.
I prefer to just curry bacon for my sandwiches rar rar rar!
Mr Mystery
12-03-2013, 06:57 AM
At least I managed to resist lowering the tone.
I could have said something about cheese and pork, but didn't....
No. Wait.
Arses!
Brakkart
12-03-2013, 08:42 AM
So given that I'm unemployed and living on a tight budget and with xmas coming up I've decided to make home baked goods for a load of my friends as presents this year. This is because it's about all I can afford, and also after making a batch of a xmas themed fudge last xmas I've had them asking me to make it again all year since. Good to know the pressies will be liked at least! So I now have a cupboard stocked with a stupid amount of cooking chocolate, chopped nuts (pistachios and hazelnuts) mini marshmallows, cherries, amaretti biscuits and condensed milk with which to make both xmas fudge and also rocky road fudge.
Xmas Fudge Recipe (http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-pistachio-fudge-96) - Adapted as I use only 100 grams of pistachios and add 100grams of halved glace cherries (make sure to rinse the syrup off them) to the mix.
I also use the above recipe as a base for the rocky road fudge, removing the pistachios entirely and adding in instead bashed up amaretti biccies, cherries, hazelnuts and mini marshmallows.
Also going to be trying my hand at making Nigella's Spiced Peaches (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/nigella-lawson/spiced-peaches-recipe/index.html) which are apparently amazing with cold meat (especially ham) and thus perfect for Boxing Day. Making enough of them for pressies for a couple friends and also to take over with me to my parents.
Drawback is all of it has quite a short life (though the fudge can be frozen for up to a month) so gotta wait till xmas week to make it all. Ahh well at least the kitchen will smell awesome then!
Wolfshade
12-03-2013, 08:57 AM
I have made mince pies, a little vanilla in the pastry gives a nice twist
Mr Mystery
12-03-2013, 09:35 AM
Home made mince? (Not judging!)
Wolfshade
12-03-2013, 09:39 AM
No, on a budget it is more cost effective to buy a jar.
Mr Mystery
12-03-2013, 10:04 AM
Sounds sensible!
Always fancied a crack at home made, but has to be done months in advance.
Mr Mystery
12-15-2013, 03:45 PM
Going to have a crack at making Fruit Curds next weekend. Lemon and Lime ones first, and should I be able to find some, Passionfruit.
Nowt like a culinary experiment to relax oneself!
Deadlift
12-24-2013, 04:35 AM
So it's Christmas Eve and the cooking has commenced. Oh and some eating too.
This morning the wife demanded Eggs Benedict for breakfast, so as not to disappoint I obliged.
Today I will be prepping the veg, making the stuffing and starting the stock for the gravy.
I'm feeding 10 tomorrow, well 8 really but me and my brother count as 2 :o.
The extended family arrive today so the house will be groaning and the feast begins tonight.
Tonight were having a slow roasted leg of lamb, mashed potatoes made with pancetta, and green beens.
Light breakfast of croissants and Buck's Fizz tomorrow
Then the main event which of course is my domain
Turkey basted with maple syrup and butter to give that glorious brown colour and moist meat.
Christmassy gravy curtesy of Nigella Lawson
Roast Potatoes made with goose fat of course, Roast Parsnips glazed with whole grain mustard and honey, Carrot and Swede mash, Pigs in Blankets, Broccoli with an anchovy butter, Brussels with Chestnuts, Gingerbread stuffing and Sage and onion stuffing balls wrapped in bacon.
Followed by a Banoffi cheesecake curtesy of the wife.
In the evening it's cheese and biscuits, plus any left overs I can graze on.
I've cooked this exact lunch for the last 5 years so it's going to be a doodle especially with my new kitchen and it's double oven and 5 burner hob.
I hope everything goes to plan for those who are cooking tomorrow, and if your not make sure you tell the ones who are that you appreciate the effort they put in. Every year including prepping etc I spend about 10 hours over the 2 days in the kitchen for a meal that takes about an hour and a half to eat. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Merry Christmas folks, have a good one :)
Mr Mystery
12-24-2013, 04:57 AM
Just me on my jack jones tomorrow, as I like my solitude, and spending time with my family not only involves a trip up to Scotland, but far too much stress for my liking.
But, Mumsie Mystery has sent me a food parcel so I can have my own Christmas dinner! Yay!
Sadly this year, it's all pre-prepped stuff, so I won't be so much cooking, as heating up various things. But shall be tasty all the same!
And here's a top-tip from the founder of your very own League of Fatties......ready?
Use Jamie Oliver's recipe for roast spuds. It uses Goose Fat. First time I tasted that, Mumsie Mystery had done the cooking. I bit into the spud, and very, very nearly wept tears of joy! No, really. I'm not joking! Gave them a bash myself last year and whilst not as good (nobody can beat their relevant Mumsie's cooking. Fact. Unless your Granny(s) cook. In which case Granny wins, every time) they were excellent!
Goose Fat people, it's the way forward!
eldargal
12-24-2013, 06:14 AM
Goose fat really is the way to go. Fry chips in it or roast potatoes in it. Sprinkle with salt while the fat is still hot so it melts on. Just lovely.
Mr Mystery
12-24-2013, 07:34 AM
Would like to try Goose Fat chips!
Sadly, would be costly to fill up the fryer!
Deadlift
12-24-2013, 07:47 AM
Would like to try Goose Fat chips!
Sadly, would be costly to fill up the fryer!
I was thinking the same, but how about a rotary fryer ? Those use very little oil. I've not got one so I don't know if you could but I shouldn't think it would be a problem.
Mr Mystery
12-24-2013, 07:51 AM
That should work.
Shame they're expensive! Do mean to get one though.
Psychosplodge
12-24-2013, 09:16 AM
I was thinking the same, but how about a rotary fryer ? Those use very little oil. I've not got one so I don't know if you could but I shouldn't think it would be a problem.
Got one, never tried goose fat, but there's something off about them. It just doesn't have that proper deep fried taste to them. And they're so quiet
Don't tell me you're not having yorkshire puddings with your xmas dinner?
Mr Mystery
01-18-2014, 08:00 AM
Hurrah!
Food order for the month in, and it arrives tomorrow....
And I shall soon be attempting my very first Jambalaya! Found a straight forward recipe on Good Food, and looking forward to the results.
Mr Mystery
01-19-2014, 12:22 PM
Yep. That worked well!
Really nice flavours in it. Defo doing that again!
eldargal
01-19-2014, 11:58 PM
Post the recipe? Jambalaya is delicious, I'm very fond of cajun food. Creole too. I recommend trying a good sausage and seafood gumbo if you get a chance.
Wolfshade
01-20-2014, 03:08 AM
I recommend trying a good sausage ... if you get a chance.
Fnar! Advice for life.
*Ahem*
Sometimes I lose the war with the juvenile within.
My sister does a strange thing, each week she gets a box of random in season vegetables all organically grown and sourced locally.
So the food is wonderfully flavoursome, but you don't know what it is going to be.
Mr Mystery
02-23-2014, 01:28 PM
All part of the fun of cooking Wolfie!
And EG, recipe I used was this one http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1167651/chicken-and-chorizo-jambalaya
It's a pleasingly plain recipe, allowing lots of tweaking to the base.
Next project for Mystery Industry's Kitchen Division?
Beef burgers. After all, Barbecue season is on it's way, and with Annabel's kids on the scene now, it's seems too make sense to master kid friendly food.
Basic recipe is simple (beef, breadcrumb, onion, egg for binding, salt and pepper to taste), but like the recipe above, suitable for adaptation.
In my cupboard, I have capers, and I reckon they could be pushed into service!
Also.....Falafel. In case of veggies.
Cap'nSmurfs
02-23-2014, 01:32 PM
Do not put bread and egg in your burgers, for god's sake. You don't need it.
I'd also recommend lamb as by far the superior burger meat~ And actually, that goes better with egg. And synergises with the falafel for a nice eastern Mediterranean flavour!
Mr Mystery
02-23-2014, 01:49 PM
Not really a fan of lamb. Too greasy for me.
Recipe idea....
Pork mince, bit salt and pepper, a few crushed capers. When forming the burger, secrete some Brie in the middle, then fry.
Deadlift
02-23-2014, 02:36 PM
I really enjoy a good lamb burger. I put dried chopped apricots in mine or fresh chopped mint. Anchovies, rosemary and garlic is another good combo with lamb. Both in burger form or with a nice joint.
Capers go well with lamb too.
Gosh I'm hungry :)
Cap'nSmurfs
02-23-2014, 04:12 PM
See, Deadlift and I know what we're about. Lamb or gtfo.
Deadlift
02-23-2014, 05:35 PM
To be fair, I'm pretty partial to a good beef burger too ;).
Mystery knows his grub, he makes his own sausages so he's alright in my book. :D
Wolfshade
02-24-2014, 03:18 AM
Maybe he would have wanted to partake in my guess the sausage competitoin I had the other week...
Wolfshade
02-25-2014, 03:31 AM
Wolfie's Maderia Cake
8oz self raising flour
5oz caster sugar
4oz butter/margarine
2 eggs
vanilla essence (2tsps)(or flavouring (more))
1. Cream the butter and sugar together
2. Add 1 egg, add the vanilla essence and sift half the flour and mix together
3. Add the remaining egg and sift the rest of the flour and mix together. If the mixture is too stiff (your eggs are too small) add a little milk.
4. Place the mixture in a lined 5" tin (you can use larger but I wouldn't recommend it)
5. Place the tin in a preheated oven at 180°C and bake for an hour
Turn out on a cooling rack then eat when cool enough :)
You can replace the vanilla with lemon zest and peel from a medium sized lemon.
Psychosplodge
02-25-2014, 03:44 AM
What's 180°C in gas marks?
Tzeentch's Dark Agent
02-25-2014, 03:45 AM
4?
Yeah, 4.
Psychosplodge
02-25-2014, 03:45 AM
Seems low.
Tzeentch's Dark Agent
02-25-2014, 03:46 AM
Gas Mark 4 comes out at roughly 177oC
Wolfshade
02-25-2014, 03:48 AM
The gas oven I have now would suggest 5 would be better, but it isn't a terribyl great oven. Though it makes lovely level sponges
Psychosplodge
02-25-2014, 03:53 AM
so 4.5 looking at that?
Wolfshade
02-25-2014, 04:10 AM
Depends on the oven, check it at 50mins or so. Should be firm to the touch, and if you put a knife in and pull it out and the knife is clean then it is cooked, if not needs more time.
When cooking in my old fan oven it was 50 mins at 170, the fan assistted after that it was just over an hour at 180. My current gas one I would do it at 5 next time.
Psychosplodge
02-28-2014, 04:40 AM
Want one of these
http://i60.tinypic.com/rutyyq.jpg
Mr Mystery
03-03-2014, 09:36 AM
That is pretty cool!
Thinking of switching some meat in my diet for it's Quorn equivalent.
It's better for the environment, and where the meat isn't providing a great deal of flavour (oh, hi Chicken!) it seems a tad tricky to justify not using Quorn!
Psychosplodge
03-03-2014, 09:44 AM
You freak:D
Just eat the meat...
Wolfshade
03-03-2014, 09:45 AM
That's a false equivalency there.
Q'orn (sounds better in the Klingon) is not equivalent to any meat, ever
Mr Mystery
03-03-2014, 09:46 AM
Not giving up proper meat, like Steak and Bacon and that, but where it's just an ingredient, rather than the main event, Quorn will do nicely!
Keeps better as well.
Deadlift
03-03-2014, 09:51 AM
You freak:D
Just eat the meat...
I have to agree :). I've seen what Quorn did to poor old Mo. **** that.
Psychosplodge
03-03-2014, 09:54 AM
Maybe you just need a visit from the meat fairy
http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/4/45/82_8.png
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/jaschomb/food-tattoo-22.jpg
Mr Mystery
03-03-2014, 10:10 AM
I have to agree :). I've seen what Quorn did to poor old Mo. **** that.
??
I quite like the stuff. As previously covered, I'm fine with meat replacements, just not when they pretend to be meat.
And there's a lot to be said for a quality Veggie sausage. Often very nice those!
Psychosplodge
03-03-2014, 10:12 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d89e6ba9a49141c31c36f9bde6f3688/tumblr_mfam3jpuMr1rneqlno1_500.jpg
Wolfshade
03-03-2014, 10:18 AM
Well because I am in favour of the green agenda I eat meat.
All these animals roaming around produce CO2, and other greenhouse gasses that can lead to the depletion of the Ozone. By harvesting plants, we are taking out the environment natures Oxygen factories that convert the nasty CO2 into healthy O2.
http://cmster.com/media/5faNnDEanGpsA3QFN223rVRSgb7HFxLLZ1hrfXHGAIDLNoq1bf YYcsoiNHqLF7Uz.jpg
Deadlift
03-03-2014, 10:40 AM
I'm pretty sure Quorns got egg and milk in it anyway, so as a "green" alternative I don't think it counts. But who am I to say who should eat what.
You enjoy your Quorn, I will stick to meat thanks :)
Don't mind me I'm especially cranky as far as food is concerned. I've been put on a calorie controlled diet and it's got me proper grumpy at the moment.
BMI is high even for me and I'm on a whooping 1500 cals a day.
Mr Mystery
06-11-2014, 06:35 AM
Oh it's back! And this time.....it's PASTA!
Man I love Pasta. But you know, for all it's a really flexible base ingredient, I'm not half lazy with it. Boil it up, heat a sauce, combine and scoff, maybe with a little grated cheddar bunged on top.
So, anyone got any secretish family pasta recipes? Also going to be buying a pasta machine so I can makes it fresh.
eldargal
06-18-2014, 03:50 AM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a001a232bf6b5b479133c36f351141cd/tumblr_n59qt0eF6Z1qfr58io1_r3_500.gif
It's edible!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7S3axBiCKQ
Mr Mystery
06-18-2014, 03:57 AM
I shall have a gander when I'm on lunch.
Then I can Cosplay* a Rock Biter from Never Ending Story
*Quite poorly
eldargal
07-10-2014, 07:08 AM
Had some nice homemade black pudding to have so fried up some rounds until really crispy, plopped on a nice it of crumbled stilton with two quarters of gif and an ickle bit of honey and a little more crumbled crispy black pudding on the top for breakfast, much deliciousness.
Mr Mystery
07-13-2014, 01:53 PM
Gif??? What is Gif precious? Tells us!
Also. Honey. With Black Pudding. No ta from me I'm afraid. But HELL YES on the crispy black pudding. Should always be crispy. And ideally, thick cut so it keeps some nice slight gooiness. That's how I likes it!
Man, I need to get busy in the kitchen again soon. Been very, very lazy recently.
eldargal
07-14-2014, 06:14 AM
Fig, lol. You can leave the honey and fig off if you want. Yep the key with black pudding is getting the thickness right so it is really crispy but with an ickle but ot gooiness in the middle still.
Mr Mystery
07-14-2014, 06:39 AM
Actually, the fig makes it appeal more.
Hmm.
Mr Mystery
09-08-2014, 04:28 AM
Right then folks.
I want three recipes to try.
I like meats (except lamb) and spices and most veg - but not Cauliflower. Just never got on with that.
Nothing too poncey - just stuff out the supermarket will do.
Mr Mystery
01-12-2015, 03:11 PM
This year, I intend to be a saucy sod, and make my own sauces.
Got a thing of Piri-Piri sauce, and found a few recipes to try. Some want white vinegar, others red wine vinegar, and others still Lemon juice.
Also want to try Chimichurri and that.
Theory there, is a stock of sauces means easier cooking, and they're bound to be cheaper to make than to buy.
Kirsten
01-12-2015, 03:21 PM
yup, rice wine, light and dark soy sauce, and nut oil are always in stock in my kitchen, never go without the ingredients for a chinese...
Wolfshade
01-12-2015, 03:25 PM
Sherry is a key ingredient in my kitchen
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