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eldargal
12-03-2012, 04:30 AM
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bQwpH03OuLOh2ZWm2QjxtQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0yNDA7cT04NTt3PTQwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_uk/News/skynews/evs-xtaccess-2012-12-03-111-a-01h00m01s22-1-400x240-20121203-001202-077.jpg
It's just such an amusing picture.:(

Dolphin makes spirited attempt to eat American child, fails. Hailed as hero in France, awarded the Legion d'Honneur (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/photos/dolphin-bites-girl-seaworld-theme-park-photo-evs-xtaccess-2012-12-03-111-a-01h00m01s22-1-400x240-20121203-001202-077-072814604.html).

Tzeentch's Dark Agent
12-03-2012, 04:32 AM
Hahahaha!

Gotthammer
12-03-2012, 04:34 AM
She'll love that when she's 21 :D

Gotta love the parents blaming the park... who knew feeding effectively wild animals could be hazardous?

Tzeentch's Dark Agent
12-03-2012, 04:40 AM
What does the 21 thing have to do with it?

EDIT: Favourite quote "we're not going to show it to anybody"

Bloody liars.

Gotthammer
12-03-2012, 04:44 AM
Showing embarassing childhood photos at said birthday party.

Tzeentch's Dark Agent
12-03-2012, 04:46 AM
Being bitten by a Dolphin?

If that counts as embarassing, then I would hate pictures of my childhood to be shown around.

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 04:53 AM
Lol wonder if her Dad punched the dolphin?

Mr Mystery
12-03-2012, 05:14 AM
I'm sorry. I seem to have woken up with my arse in my hands.

But one of the posts in the link? 'Dolphins are more intelligent than us'

BLOODY HIPPIES!

eldargal
12-03-2012, 05:21 AM
If they are so smart, why do they pollute our tuna?

/ohsnap

Tzeentch's Dark Agent
12-03-2012, 05:24 AM
Mother of the Gods...

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 05:29 AM
Yes we think we're smart because we built civilisation, Dolphins think we're dumb cause they swim, frolic and fornicate all day...

Mr Mystery
12-03-2012, 05:34 AM
Yes we think we're smart because we built civilisation, Dolphins think we're dumb cause they swim, frolic and fornicate all day...

So they're sea Chavs????

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 05:37 AM
Idk that they'd be considered antisocial/detrimental enough to society to be chavs.

Mr Mystery
12-03-2012, 05:47 AM
One just attacked a little girl.

And Sharks are one of the oldest species on earth, and Dolphins gang attack them. Picking on the elderly? Well chavvy behaviour!

Plus, they defecate and micturate in the communal swimming area....

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 05:52 AM
May be the little girl had it coming? And sharks, well they were just thugs in their day as well...

And don't most aquatic species?

Mr Mystery
12-03-2012, 05:53 AM
Chav enabler!

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 05:54 AM
Chav enabler!

How dare you. I would happily round them up and put them in camps where they could concentrate on becoming less chavvy and anti-social

Mr Mystery
12-03-2012, 07:38 AM
You don't mean...... Butlitz??????

Psychosplodge
12-03-2012, 07:52 AM
I'm sorry I'm not that old?

Learn2Eel
12-03-2012, 08:07 AM
Why is this on the world news?

Also, typical silly person, wants to take action against others for something that isn't their fault.

Deadlift
12-03-2012, 08:50 AM
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Emerald Rose Widow
12-03-2012, 09:59 AM
That is pretty funny to me, but then again holding onto a piece of fish while you are around an animal that is hungry and eats fish is just idiotic. I don't blame the girl, she is still young and was probably excited about feeding a dolphin, the parents should have been paying attention.

"Jillian's father, Jamie Thomas, told local media the family were angry at the theme park for not warning them of the dangers of dolphin feeding."

All I have to say to this quote is "really?". You are feeding an animal, an animal that eats fish, how stupid can you be? I have also been to parks like this before, they do warn you, the stupid father probably wasn't listening. There were probably some warnings on signs at the entrance to this area, and they were probably warned by the handlers of the dolphins. I am not saying its impossible that they weren't warned, just highly unlikely.

Wildeybeast
12-03-2012, 03:15 PM
Dolphin makes spirited attempt to eat American child, fails. Hailed as hero in France, awarded the Legion d'Honneur (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/photos/dolphin-bites-girl-seaworld-theme-park-photo-evs-xtaccess-2012-12-03-111-a-01h00m01s22-1-400x240-20121203-001202-077-072814604.html).

I'm confused. Why would the French be celebrating the maiming of an American girl? I thought they were besties since the frog munchers helped them steal our country and gave them a big statue to rub our faces in it.

Mud Duck
12-03-2012, 05:13 PM
"A shark in dolphin's clothing."

White Tiger88
12-03-2012, 07:51 PM
I'm confused. Why would the French be celebrating the maiming of an American girl? I thought they were besties since the frog munchers helped them steal our country and gave them a big statue to rub our faces in it.

Don't Forget how the French and so on never gave the ww2 allied bomber pilots a statue till a year or two ago! Oh wait......they wouldn't let the British! On a side note.

http://youtu.be/Xt0rww6RAA8

Wolfshade
12-04-2012, 03:17 AM
"Jillian's father, Jamie Thomas, told local media the family were angry at the theme park for not warning them of the dangers of dolphin feeding."

This would have been better if her father had been John Smith...when interviewed the dolphine claimed vengence