A grown up christmas idea

[SotonShades]

Morning Lads.

This post probably is more for the Lads than the ladies, though I'm sure with the open minded nature of most of our community...

So, I was openning my advent calender this morning (Marvel Heroes if you must know) and thought "Hey! Why don't they make more advent calanders for grown ups?"

Now I know there are the ones with traditional cristmas scenes and just other pretty pictures behind the door... all very well and good, but I still want my December morning chocolate fix! As Christmas is fairly commercialised already, why not take it just a step further?

So, my idea?

An advent calendar with a sexy lady dressed as Mrs Santa or a naughty Elf helper. You open the doors and get your chocolate and the same picture behind it, only without the costume!

Maybe produce one for the ladies as well with a hunky Santa or some hard working elf with a big hammer (the kind used to build toys... get your mind out of the gutter!)

Lets face it, this is more christmas themed than all the Disney and super hero calanders that only have stock images on them... Not even a red and white hat on mine...

[Mr Mystery]

You can get them in Anne Summers...

Me, I'll stick to my Lego Star Wars one :)

[Chronowraith]

I wish they made a Lego Lord of the Rings advent calendar.

[heretic marine]

the Lego ones are FUN ;)

[Gotthammer]

I'm not sure I'd classify this idea as "grown up" :p

[Godless Zealot]

I'm not sure I'd classify this idea as "grown up" :p

I concur. :D

[Wildeybeast]

Morning Lads.

This post probably is more for the Lads than the ladies, though I'm sure with the open minded nature of most of our community...

So, I was openning my advent calender this morning (Marvel Heroes if you must know) and thought "Hey! Why don't they make more advent calanders for grown ups?"

Now I know there are the ones with traditional cristmas scenes and just other pretty pictures behind the door... all very well and good, but I still want my December morning chocolate fix! As Christmas is fairly commercialised already, why not take it just a step further?

So, my idea?

An advent calendar with a sexy lady dressed as Mrs Santa or a naughty Elf helper. You open the doors and get your chocolate and the same picture behind it, only without the costume!

Maybe produce one for the ladies as well with a hunky Santa or some hard working elf with a big hammer (the kind used to build toys... get your mind out of the gutter!)

Lets face it, this is more christmas themed than all the Disney and super hero calanders that only have stock images on them... Not even a red and white hat on mine...

I wonder if Heff doe this with real women?

[Deadlift]

Sorry Soton, but for me .......no

Christmas is family fun time, I like my season to be PG rated and don't like the idea of an adult themed advent calendar personally.
Advent is the start of the Christian year and symbolises the beginning of Christmas for most, not naked elves and santa shaped butt plugs ;) whilst not an actual god botherer by nature I like to keep to some traditions.
Whilst here let me wish you all a Merry Christmas.

[Psychosplodge]

I disagree, the festive season is all about parties and celebration, and what's more welcome at a festive party than scantily clad elves? Though a santa shaped butt plug might be a step too far :eek:

[Emerald Rose Widow]

I disagree, the festive season is all about parties and celebration, and what's more welcome at a festive party than scantily clad elves? Though a santa shaped butt plug might be a step too far :eek:

100% with splodge on this one, I dont mind the naughtier stuff, but I am a naughtier kind of girl.



On another note though, some of us ladies would like the "guy's calandar", because who wants a hunky santa, ew.

[tawelwch]

I think I'll jus stick with the traditional one thanks

[Wolfshade]

I've got an advent candle...

[jgebi]

Why is their no Warhammer 40k ones, i would love some theamed minies

[SotonShades]

I'm not sure I'd classify this idea as "grown up" :p

Well, it certainly isn't mature, I'll give you that.

I really should think before I type stuff shouldn't I?

It's not so much that I want one myself, but more a missed business opportunity I thought I'd spotted. I also like the idea of a lego one where you get a stage of a lego model with only the instructions and those particular bricks, so you slowly build it up over the festive season. Or do the same with a festive themed 40k/Fantasy Model. How does that sound Jgebi?

Only problem with those I can think of is that I don't think I could resist opening the whole thing in one go!

[jgebi]

yup, so like gretchen elvies and terrmagrunt raindier, marine santas ect so many you could do
and they already make lego ones

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

I would only own a lovecraftian one, where each door opened terrible vistas of reality to reduce your sanity every morning, forcing cold harsh realisations of an uncaring universe upon your fractured soul.

It wouldnt sell though would it?

[jgebi]

hmm just weird enough that I would buy one and a few others for some people I know MAHAHAHA

[Uncle Nutsy]

I would only own a lovecraftian one, where each door opened terrible vistas of reality to reduce your sanity every morning, forcing cold harsh realisations of an uncaring universe upon your fractured soul.

In my universe, it's called "work"

[Wolfshade]

In my universe, it's called "work"

:D

[Psychosplodge]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyiyfyqd1y1r2snsyo1_500.gif

[jgebi]

wow thats cute

[Psychosplodge]

It accurately depicts the average day at work...