Planking eat your heart out...

[Psychosplodge]

Planking?
Meet milking (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/919123-milking-the-internet-craze-involving-pouring-pints-of-milk-on-your-head)...

http://youtu.be/qtJPAv1UiAE

[Denzark]

Ah it all became clear when I saw a sign for Newcastle University...

Students.

Lets hope karma has them back as starving ethiopians in the next life.

[Chris*ta]

Eh. At least it's less likely to get you killed than planking.

Which is about the nicest thing I can think to say about it.

[Psychosplodge]

You certainly don't want to do it any distance from a shower...

[Chris*ta]

You certainly don't want to do it any distance from a shower...

I dunno. I wouldn't want to do it anywhere it's bloody cold, which I'm pretty sure rules out Newcastle. Or anywhere in the UK for that matter.

[Psychosplodge]

Yes, but our summer is probably cold to you...

[Denzark]

Eh. At least it's less likely to get you killed than planking.

Which is about the nicest thing I can think to say about it.


Might be cheaper for the State - students applying for the Darwin Award by planking I mean - rather than letting them come to London, home of Empire, and smash the place up protesting about fees.

[Chris*ta]

I still remember seeing on Valentines Day 15ish years ago a news report of a heatwave in London. They had footage of people doing all the typical heatwave things -- frolicking in fountains, wearing shorts and singlets.

Then they said the temperature was 14 degrees.

We have days in midwinter warmer than that. And I'd probably be wearing an overcoat.

It's not just because of Neighbours that all those Brits move to Australia!

[Mr Mystery]

Bloody students.

[Mud Duck]

So take a milk jug and fill it with 3/4 water and 1/4 milk, go someplace public and jump it on you head?
Probability of the cops being called out for a loonie in the street; 10%.
Probability of a HAZMAT/counter terrorism team called in 15%.
Probability of the dude behind you punching you in the face because you got that mess all over the back of this good jacket 100%.
What is in the water these days?

[Wolfshade]

It is a cruel way to haze the lactose intollerant

[Psychosplodge]

I'm not sure they're adding water, doesn't he walk straight out the shop and do it?

[Wolfshade]

Newcastle are just amatuers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20521906

[Psychosplodge]

That's a lot easier when you're the producer...