New from forgeworld

[lattd]

The jetbikes, and typhon heavy are now up for pre order.

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/New_Stuff

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/New_Stuff/SCIMITAR_PATTERN_SPACE_MARINE_LEGION_JETBIKE_SQUAD RON.html

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Yup, and we finally get to see what Volktites weapons look like!
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Images/Product/AlternativeFW/xlarge/jetbike5.jpgPretty generic, plenty of the 3rd party sci-fi accessories look pretty similar. Yay for my wallet, if I ever want to get into this.
Hmmm, reminds me of the gauntlet-gun on the Rogue Trader Crimson Fists guy;
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101106211730/warhammer40k/images/b/b7/Rogue_Trader_FCover.jpg

[bfmusashi]

Looking for a suitably clever phallus joke. It's so blatant it deserves wit.

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Looking for a suitably clever phallus joke. It's so blatant it deserves wit.Bah! Freudian theory's widely seen as a phallusy, you know.

[inquisitorsog]

Everytime I see the slab metal treads FW is doing on the 30k models, I want to cry. Am I the only one who sees that? I just can't shake the feeling of them slipping every time they try to go up a hill.

[The Sovereign]

Good lord, those are awful.

[apahllo]

what is the gun on the grey jetbike? its not a pc/mm/hb, those are on the painted ones...

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

what is the gun on the grey jetbike? its not a pc/mm/hb, those are on the painted ones...Volktite Culverin. Edit: They're kinda like Necron Tesla weapons.

[Uncle Nutsy]

Looking for a suitably clever phallus joke. It's so blatant it deserves wit.

bah, screw wit, i'll just say what everyone is thinking.


Looks like a plastic gentlemen's sausage.

[White Tiger88]

bah, screw wit, i'll just say what everyone is thinking.


Looks like a plastic gentlemen's sausage.

I say we all chip in ans buy eldargal a squad since tzeentch must lack o_O

[Uncle Nutsy]

Scimitar pattern jetbike.

Delivering pleasure through 40k in more than just one way.

[wittdooley]

Well. I happen to like it.

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Well. I happen to like it.Hissssss! THIS ONE HAS ESCAPED THE HIVEMIND. (:P I'm fond of the design too. Not as fond of the price though ;o; )

[david5th]

Does anyone know if FW are going to release vehicle doors for the legions. The Typhon appears to have World Eater specific doors on it.

[Lexington]

Well. I happen to like it.
Same here. It's got a bizarre, baroque style that reminds me of David Lynch's trippy Dune flick. Very appropriate for Heresy/pre-Heresy stuff.

Gonna be hard to resist getting a Heresy army now. Hoo dang.

[eldargal]

A bit giggle-inducing but they still look nice. I like the typhon too.

[Bigred]

I hereby dub each of the heavy weapon variants as follows:

Plasma Cannon - Tickler Pattern
Volkite - Trojan Pattern
Multi-melta - Magnum Pattern

[inquisitorsog]

OH... now I understand that whole "FW is for adults" thread. :cool:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Why the hell is my phallus a point of conversation?!?!?

Also, if your phallus looks like that, see a Doctor!

[iheartgrimdark]

I like these but I really do hope that Forge World will make a Bullock pattern jet bike. That's the bad boy I'd like to see.

[Wolfshade]

I hereby dub each of the heavy weapon variants as follows:

Plasma Cannon - Tickler Pattern
Volkite - Trojan Pattern
Multi-melta - Magnum Pattern

Why name a melta after an ice cream?

[alshrive]

Why name a melta after an ice cream?

for the irony? a melty ice cream?!?! OH THE HUMANITY!

[Wolfshade]

For some reason now all I can think of is fairy cakes in an ice cream cone:

http://www.foodiggity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Ice-Cream-Cone-Cupcake-Recipe-For-Kids.jpeg

[Mr Mystery]

I do like these. You get a real sense of the speed potential, from the post of the rider and the overall look.

Plus, dead speedy Heavy Bolters, with a Volkite weapon to boot? What's not to like!

[Sinnis]

All those genital jokes... And when you remember that those "jet ..icks" are taking part in war of formerly Battle Brothers, now turning their backs against each other.... You get a nice melting pot of incestuous gay mud fight no ?
FW is definitly for the grown ups among us :rolleyes:

[White Tiger88]

I hereby dub each of the heavy weapon variants as follows:

Plasma Cannon - Tickler Pattern
Volkite - Trojan Pattern
Multi-melta - Magnum Pattern

Fixed.......

Plasma Cannon - "Keep your hands off your..."
Volkite - For the Enemy's Pleasure
Multi-Melta - Magnum, for that longer lasting BANG!

The fact they look like floating wangs these names are all the worse.........

[Vaddok Sek]

I'm beginning to see why jetbikes are no longer used by the Imperium.

[Kirsten]

quite fancy building my own jetbikes, not keen on those things at all

[Uncle Nutsy]

Nothing says overcompensation like a Magnum Pattern.


All those genital jokes... And when you remember that those "jet ..icks" are taking part in war of formerly Battle Brothers, now turning their backs against each other.... You get a nice melting pot of incestuous gay mud fight no ?
FW is definitly for the grown ups among us :rolleyes:

And "fly your scimitar into my docking bay" takes on a whole new meaning.