It's one rule for....

[Mr Mystery]

Edward Cullen. Nonagerian, who watches a teenage girl sleep, ultimately seducing and then marrying her.

And another for Jimmy Saville.

Seems it's just a case of 'hey ho, pip and dandy' when the dirty old man is good looking. Or at least when he's a poorly conceived embarassment to his genre....

[Deadlift]

Edward Cullen. Nonagerian, who watches a teenage girl sleep, ultimately seducing and then marrying her.

And another for Jimmy Saville.

Seems it's just a case of 'hey ho, pip and dandy' when the dirty old man is good looking. Or at least when he's a poorly conceived embarassment to his genre....

The only way jimmy sparkled in sunlight is when he had his gold track suit on. Personally think both of the ****ers need a stake though the heart.

[Mr Mystery]

Only if you say ' 'Ows about that then?' when you do it.

[Psychosplodge]

There you go Mystery, currently 49 pages (http://sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/3693) of terrible saville related "humour"